r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/-eDgAR- Jul 13 '15

Day drinking. As long as it doesn't become a problem, I don't see a reason why you shouldn't be able to enjoy a beer at 11am.

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u/candyredfish Jul 13 '15

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

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u/PRNmeds Jul 13 '15

You can drink if you want to!

You can leave your friends behind..

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u/LetItByrne Jul 13 '15

because if your friends don't drink and if they don't drink well they're no friends of mine

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u/MitchMcConnellsShell Jul 13 '15

We can belch. We can belch.

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u/a_wild_douchebag Jul 13 '15

Everybodys drinking the Schapps

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u/BoomerKeith Jul 14 '15

I say, we can day drink if we want to!

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u/everyonecallsmekev Jul 14 '15

If we don't nobody will, And you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile!

sips beer

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u/Danni293 Jul 14 '15

We can drink! We can drink! Everything is out of control!

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u/everyonecallsmekev Jul 14 '15

We're doing it from pole to pole!

DRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNKKKK

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u/KulaanDoDinok Jul 13 '15

We can drink if we want to, if we don't nobody will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

We can chug if we want to, as long as nobody wants the wine

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u/_crackling Jul 13 '15

The drinks are my friends. My only friends. I... I'm so ronery.

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u/Mediumtim Jul 13 '15

Alcohol is my friend - the chocolate lesbians
SFW

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u/TankTopsAndBeatDrops Jul 13 '15

'Cause your friends are productive members of society

And you're a raging alcoholic!

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u/alfredthecrab1 Jul 13 '15

But erf ther dern drenk then ther dern drenk wer der ner FRERNZAMERNAAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAAHAHA

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u/pirarchy Jul 13 '15

Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't chug then they're no WHO WANTS TO SEE ME JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE KIDDIE POOL?

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u/SlightlyOffensive Jul 13 '15

Drinking before 10AM makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

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u/Kneel_Legstrong Jul 13 '15

-mother teresa

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u/Enphyniti Jul 13 '15

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

You can't drink all day if you don't start right away!

FTFY

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u/micangelo Jul 13 '15

you're my hero

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u/kisforkate Jul 13 '15

This has been my family's motto forever. It may even be on the family crest.

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u/senatorskeletor Jul 13 '15

Because then I get sleepy and need to take a nap in the middle of the day, and usually I miss out on my evening events too.

Otherwise, it's fucking awesome.

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u/SirNoName Jul 13 '15

Worst part of noon games in college.

Everyone gets good and drunk for the game, then passes out for a couple hours after.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Then you wake up at 10pm just in time to PARTY!

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u/SirNoName Jul 13 '15

You mean the 5 guys who manage to rally, while all the chicks go "I'm so tired thooooo"

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u/macotine Jul 13 '15

In my experience, you wake up at 10 pm with a colossal hangover

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Jul 13 '15

You sound like a walking party.

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u/Trivi Jul 13 '15

Best way to get rid of that hangover? PARTY!

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u/aerosol999 Jul 13 '15

Exactly, and then I drink more so I stop shaking.

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u/pantless_pirate Jul 14 '15

Nothing 2 advil, 5mg of adderall, and a gatorade cant fix.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 26 '19

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u/brewtality777 Jul 13 '15

That's why at around like 4:00pm you take a quick disco nap then by 10:00 you're ready to rage till the sun comes up

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

We called them frat naps

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u/nanie1017 Jul 14 '15

I slept from 11pm to 4pm last weekend. I felt guilty till I remembered I was a fucking adult that didn't have to work or do anything I didn't freaking feel like. I love those moments.

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u/pyro5050 Jul 13 '15

Addictions Counsellor here

on Saturday when i wake up and have my house clean by 8am, i am damn well gonna sit down, have a beer or two, then crank the AC and take a fucking nap. my co-workers found out and were shocked. what does the time of day have ANYTHING to do with enjoying a beer or two? if it becomes a problem, a daily thing, something that i need to function... then i have a problem.

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u/hatervision Jul 13 '15

I think it stems from people thinking that you NEED a drink to be able to function, rather than just wanting to relax and enjoy a couple of drinks. Every year, I go on an obligatory beach trip with my family, my dad and his wife are pretty conservative, and my two sisters and their husbands act conservative when they're around my dad. Somebody will always say something to me if I crack a beer at 10 or 11am like I am some huge alcoholic or something. I always just give them a smartass comment in return like, "gee, I sure hope this won't interfere with me sitting in the sand and sweating!" It's also funny to me how, in their minds, there's a big difference in drinking a beer at 11am vs noon. They also like to judge if we're all at a restaurant and I'm the only one who orders a drink/beer, like I'm "drinking alone." My wife's family, on the other hand - they're Colombian and don't give a shit what I do at any point in the day, so it's kind of a no-brainer why I spend more time with them..

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u/loljetfuel Jul 13 '15

like I'm "drinking alone."

There's so much stigma in that, too. Like the only reason you'd ever have alcohol is as a social lubricant. Sometimes after a long day at work, I have the house to myself and I want pizza -- and beer goes great with pizza.

Who cares if I'm alone?

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u/cichlidassassin Jul 13 '15

so you should up that to four....

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u/hatervision Jul 13 '15

Drinking alone is quite relaxing a lot of the time. Less judgement too!

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u/thrillreefer Jul 14 '15

I'll go one further: being drunk alone. Obviously if it's a frequent occurrence, then it's a big red flag of a substance abuse problem. But if I live a healthy, solid life, why is there anything wrong with me mixing up a strong drink or a few and getting nice and toasty by myself as I watch Planet Earth or try to write 'profound' drunken poetry? I do this probably a few times a year, and I make great company for drunken me!

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u/marry_me_sarah_palin Jul 14 '15

I experienced something similar on my annual camping trip. We just spend the days floating on rafts and playing fetch in the lake with the dogs. It is such a care-free environment, and we'll be drinking beers all day. One year my brother came and brought his wife. She got upset when someone offered her a beer with breakfast. Then she saw us all having breakfast beers and started chastising us for drinking so early. None of us are alcoholics, we don't drink until the evenings in our regular lives, but bitch when we're camping and floating on an inflatable raft is my plans for the day, I'm gonna enjoy a breakfast beer.

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u/mcmanusart Jul 13 '15

Pissing conservatives off is fun in itself. If you can do that while drinking at 11am on a beach all the more fun!

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u/Taervon Jul 14 '15

Conservatives are a bit like the incredible hulk, they're ALWAYS angry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"gee, I sure hope this won't interfere with me sitting in the sand and sweating!

You're supposed to use the hours between 10am and 12pm in focused consideration of God.

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u/hatervision Jul 13 '15

Guzzling On Drinks?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

My family is Christian conservatives so I never drink around them. Or do anything of the sort. I love my family, but in a lot of ways they don't know the real me, nor do I want them to. I can't imagine telling them I'm an atheist and don't but into any of their beliefs since like 9th grade...

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u/acepenguiin Jul 14 '15

Us Colombians can drink any time of the day and make out a party lol

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u/baconnmeggs Jul 13 '15

Why on earth would you tell your co-workers this? Substance abuse counselors are some of the most judgemental people ever. I guess they kinda have to be

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

Because hes clearly a fucking man who does what he wants.

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u/N34TXS-BM Jul 13 '15

I mean sure, I do what I want too but I don't tell my mother I smoked at least half my paychecks in weed over the course of college because I don't want to have never ending grief.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That man fucks!

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

I have been known to fuck myself.

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u/WOLLYbeach Jul 14 '15

I've been known to fuck myself from time to time

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Do what you want cause a pirate is free

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u/ChasingALightningBug Jul 13 '15

Not clearly a man, could be a woman. Just sayin.

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u/pyro5050 Jul 13 '15

naw, i am a guy. :) married almost 3 years now. :)

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u/Stoic_stone Jul 13 '15

only guys get married

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Thanks, Obama.

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Jul 13 '15

*or a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I want to know why you'd get up so early on a Saturday to have your house clean by 8am, only to then have a nap.

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u/cth777 Jul 14 '15

only important reply in this thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That's funny because a number of my friends work in addiction and mental health and they are frequent, but very responsible, users of drugs (LSD, pot, mushrooms, etc). They are very conscious of when, how and why they use.

I think it actually makes them better at their jobs to have a moderate perspective on drug use, and they fully recognize that each person has an individualized relationship to these substances so no single rule can apply to everyone.

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u/pyro5050 Jul 13 '15

because when you get down to it, i dont give two shits what anyone thinks of me other than my parents and my wife. my self esteem is mine, and if i want a beer at 8am, i will have a beer. :)

i probably will on saturday this week too. :)

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u/zcab Jul 13 '15

The beer I had breakfast wasn't bad. So I had one more for dessert.

  • Johnny Cash
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u/baconnmeggs Jul 13 '15

Hey, more power to ya! I totally agree with you, just thought it was an odd thing to tell your co-workers, given your line of work :)

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u/Buddy_Up Jul 13 '15

In a way, it is good that he don't give a shit. If they react on this, imagine how judgmental they are towards clients...

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u/Redemptions Jul 13 '15

Part of the response is because something like 50% of substance abuse counselors are in recovery themselves.

Source, I worked for a huge rehab company for 10 years.

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u/baconnmeggs Jul 13 '15

I'm surprised the statistic is that low, to be honest

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u/forte_bass Jul 13 '15

Omg tell me about it. My mother is a social worker and worked with AlAnon for a while. I was 28 before I felt comfortable having even a single drink around her, with all the questions and interrogation I went through every time. I mean, I understand taking drinking seriously, but damn.

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u/ghostin_ Jul 13 '15

Former social worker here. Worked in child welfare (NOT CPS) for 3 years. I never, EVER, thought about sharing my marijuana habits with my co-workers. The misinformation in the field is mind blowing.

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u/FoeHamr Jul 13 '15

My friends have this no booze before 5 thing that I just don't get. It's been a long week at work, if I want to sip whiskey while doing my homework at 11 Saturday morning, move over I'm making a stiff old fashioned.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yeah, thats the bomb. Wake up Saturday morning, pour myself a vodka and orange juice, and clean the house. Then you're sitting in a nice clean house, a little buzzed, throw on a good tv show and snooze. Perfect Saturday.

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u/Sevendaymonday Jul 13 '15

I used to always save a little beer from the night before on the bed stand next to me. Morning-Beer, as it became known, was the best thing for getting the stale beer taste out of your mouth from the night before if you intended to lie in bed for a bit before getting up.

It was the vodka on the cornflakes that became the problem though.

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u/itsamee Jul 13 '15

Thank you!!! I thought it was weird to have a beer in the shower at 9am. I fucking love beer and drink whenever i want, but never when it would cause problems (work, driving etc..) your comment reassured me it is fine.

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u/Y___ Jul 13 '15

Would you extend this mindset to every drug? If there are people who can use heroin in a way that doesn't debilitate their life, do they have a problem? It's a long shot, but definitely possible. I'm in treatment for substance abuse because I had a few pills of adderall I wasn't prescribed and all I hear is how much of a problem I have with drugs. I'm just like, "dude I used them here and there when they were available, I was never dependent." No one cares about that, I'm just another addict in the system.

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u/pyro5050 Jul 13 '15

i know i am a different type of addictions counsellor, and it has gotten me in trouble with my bosses before, but here is a comment i made a while back

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2hz52n/what_is_your_crazy_idea_that_just_might_work/ckxjkdc

the problem i run into is when people are not honest with themselves. be honest with yourself about your use. if you honestly only use occasionally and it is not impacting major life areas, then why worry? focus on improving the other areas of your life and you might notice you dont even need the adderall at all! i would like people to be drug and medication free.

but that isnt my call, that is your call, i find healthy living to be a much better high than any drug, and i occasionally use alcohol to relax/enjoy/reward but the 48 beer i bought on Thursday will probably last at my house for 2 months unless i have people over.

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u/smokemonmast3r Jul 13 '15

IMO addiction is much less a factor of WHAT you do and much more a factor of WHY

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u/PrinceofDementia Jul 13 '15

Last time I was at the airport I had 2 beers before my 9:30 am flight.

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u/double_ewe Jul 13 '15

all bets are off at the airport.

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u/deputymeow Jul 13 '15

I haven't had a sober flight after turning 21

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u/eaglessoar Jul 14 '15

I hated flying, couldn't stand it, until I turned 21, get tipsy and fall asleep. I had a 7am flight, bar opened at 6am, ordered a double bloody mary, fell right back asleep on the flight. It's like you can pay $20 for fancy pillows and blankets to be comfortable or just buy a double bloody mary for $10 and be fine

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u/claryn Jul 14 '15

Ah yes and international flights are the best cause you usually get free wine and beer. I despise flying and a few years ago I took my longest flight yet from California to Japan. When the flight attendant came around and I ordered red wine, she saw my white knuckled fists clamped on the arm rests and went "I'll make sure to keep em' comin', sugar." Thank you merciful airplane lady.

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u/true_gunman Jul 13 '15

Definitely. I have a 3 hour layover in Milwaukee, I get there around 8:00 am and will be leaving at 11:00 and I'm sitting my happy ass at the bar for the entire three hours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 04 '19

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u/double_ewe Jul 13 '15

Georgia doesn't allow alcohol sales until 12:30 on Sunday afternoon. I learned this the very very hard way on a layover in Atlanta after an all-nighter in Playa del Carmen.

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u/kodex1717 Jul 13 '15

I live in Milwaukee. That sort of behavior is damn-near encouraged.

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u/flaming_plutonium Jul 13 '15

a city that names their baseball team "the brewers" has its priorities straightened out.

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u/true_gunman Jul 13 '15

Good to hear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"You don't know what timezone I'm on, biotch!"

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u/NotThatJennyOK Jul 13 '15

Truth right here. Nobody bats an eyelash if you order a double shot, chug your beer because they've called you to board, then as soon as the flight's boarded the attendants will bring you/offer you a drink.

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u/headbobbin_ichabod Jul 13 '15

Airports and Vegas.

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u/Sweet_Sweet_RoboDick Jul 14 '15

in the right circumstances, anything goes at the airport. Dude could walk by with a sock on his head, and you would be able to justify it to yourself somehow.

..."probably on a wicked lay over and forgot his beanie"

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u/amberdus Jul 14 '15

Economy class? Drink. Crying baby? Drink. Paying an extra $115 for your bag, just because you're leaving university and have to take your shit home? Drink. Finished university? Drink. Have no fucking clue what you're doing with your life? Drunk

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u/omarmctrigger Jul 13 '15

Time zones don't exist in airports. I thought that was common knowledge.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Tell that to the airport bars that no longer serve beer before 11am local time. Bastards.

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u/The_CrookedMan Jul 13 '15

Well, that's the airport man. No One just enjoys waiting at the airport sober.

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u/Lazy_Osprey Jul 13 '15

And that's exactly why they don't let you fly planes anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Airports exist in a special place where it can both be 9:30am and 5pm and every other time at the same time.

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u/RatsLiveInPalmTrees Jul 13 '15

Airports are hell. Based on my experiences there are no social rules that apply there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Last time I drove across the continent to go skiing, I stopped at a little restaurant halfway down the mountain in this clearing for some food after a couple hours skiing.

It was lunch time, so I ordered a sandwich and a beer. The waiter immediately goes "Beer?" all judgemental and I'm like "Yeah, beer." like fuck you it's lunch time and I'm on vacation and I'll drink a couple beer and then hurtle down a mountain on waxed sticks at 30mph, because I do what I want.

I realized as I was sitting there sipping my beer that my watch wasn't adjusted for the change in time zone. It wasn't lunch, it was 8:30AM.

It's, uh, 12pm somewhere?

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u/Shadowex3 Jul 13 '15

Must be my inner redneck showing that I never heard of anyone thinking poorly of a cold beer after hard yardwork.

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u/wirsteve Jul 13 '15

cold beer after during hard yardwork.

Fixed that for ya.

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u/MechaDesu Jul 13 '15

I always pregame yardwork

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u/CoutolencRoad Jul 13 '15

And that's why my trees are all pruned crooked.

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u/saliczar Jul 14 '15

Put your left shoe back on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Man Friday afternoons I fire down a few tall boys before I even touch my lawnmower. I cut my grass on Thursday last week without drinking, and god damn that took forever.

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u/Hiei2k7 Jul 14 '15

True story. I'm post-gaming my yardwork right now.

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u/bastardblaster Jul 13 '15

That defined what I looked for in a riding mower. Cutting area? Don't care. Turning radius? Nope. Cup holder? Sold.

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u/knitwasabi Jul 13 '15

BF had to buy a new mower this year.

"So, what's it like? Powerful? Does it cut better?"

"IT HAS A CUP HOLDER!!!!"

I'm thinking "When on earth did you ever put down your beer anyway?"

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u/chosenignorance Jul 13 '15

It's not for putting your beer down, it's to have another on stand by.

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u/Kenny__Loggins Jul 13 '15

This man knows.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

You put your beer down?

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u/Shadowex3 Jul 13 '15

that's how you get a nickname like stumpy.

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u/wirsteve Jul 13 '15

I'm sure I am preaching to the choir.

In the event I'm not...

The key is to do all power tool work first. Wake up, have breakfast, then do any hedge-trimming, weed-whacking right away. If the task needs a chainsaw, do that too. That way, you can drink during the other tasks. The ones that won't scar you for life.

Say, laying down sod, pavers, things like that.

If math tought me anything, it was "order of operations"

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u/turnsfast Jul 13 '15

Found the engineer. I'm with you 100%.

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u/Shadowex3 Jul 13 '15

And then you wind up with the driveway half covered in sod and the pavers that look like somebody dumped a bunch of tetris pieces on your lawn.

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u/thatdude52 Jul 13 '15

tried mowing the lawn while drinking a beer, ended up drinking a 12 pack and falling asleep in my porch swing after.... when I woke up I looked at the lawn and my lines were all sorts of fucked up

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

cold beer during while avoiding yard work.

fixed that for ya.

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u/goldenelephant45 Jul 13 '15

Yeah but when do you finish a hard job before noon?

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u/Made_Just_For_Youuu Jul 13 '15

Early risers do this daily.

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u/Wargame4life Jul 13 '15

Because its a declaration that the day cant hold any productivity.

the richer you are the more acceptable it is, you used to pour a friend a drink in business meetings etc.

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u/StolenWatson Jul 13 '15

the richer you are the more acceptable it is, you used to pour a friend a drink in business meetings etc.

I also have seen the documentary "Mad Men"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Roger Sterling: "They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

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u/nixiedust Jul 13 '15

work in advertising, can confirm day drinking still happens

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u/metalissa Jul 14 '15

Work in advertising, can confirm I'm at the wrong agency.

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u/nixiedust Jul 14 '15

Eh, the more day drinking usually the more stressful the gig. It's not always a good trade. Plus, your weekend drinking is still special!

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u/ParaTodoMalMezcal Jul 14 '15

100% this. The last place I worked that was big on day drinking was also big on 80+ hour weeks

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u/metalissa Jul 14 '15

Ah yes that's true. We have 'pie day' on Fridays because it's our most stressful day due to media deadlines, and there's a bakery nearby that has the best meat pies, it's pretty great.

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u/metalissa Jul 14 '15

Ooh! Happy Cake Day too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Along with the dark comedy, Horrible Bosses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Who gives a fuck about productivity? Why do people have to constantly be doing work?

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u/dearsergio612 Jul 13 '15

Capitalism.

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u/shnnrr Jul 13 '15

Puritan work ethic.

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u/amountainofyawns Jul 13 '15

Fucking exactly. Say my family goes up to the cottage; no one sits around enjoying themselves. Always work to be done. Nope, can't relax today, 1500 things must be done by noon, then another 1800 in the afternoon. Fuck that. I came here to relax for at least an afternoon, if not an entire day. If I wanted to bust my ass, I woulda picked up overtime at work and get paid to work all Saturday. Work has to be done from time to time, yes. But not all fucking day every day.

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u/OllyTrolly Jul 13 '15

Really? Don't see why you can't be productive after a drink or two, especially if it's work done at a desk or on a computer.

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u/IllusoryIntelligence Jul 13 '15

I too subscribe to the Balmer Peak method of software development.
https://xkcd.com/323/

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u/FUZxxl Jul 13 '15

It's common in Germany to have a glass of beer for lunch. Courts have ruled that as long as you don't get drunk and don't have to do any tasks that require sobriety (e.g. driving or operating machinery), then that's totally fine and not a valid reason to fire you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I can't do work in the yard without a beer. If it's hot and I'm putting in fence posts, or painting, mowing, anything really, you'd better believe there's a cold beer next to my tools.

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u/Solomaxwell6 Jul 13 '15

I don't think so.

If I have one beer, I'm perfectly fine. It's not enough alcohol to hurt my productivity, and it won't even be that long before the alcohol is totally out of my blood stream.

I get that that's kind of how people perceive it. But it's really dumb.

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u/iamunstrung Jul 13 '15

Tell that to ze Germans!

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u/caitsith01 Jul 14 '15

Because its a declaration that the day cant hold any productivity.

If you can't be productive after 1-2 beers then you need to exercise your liver more.

I suggest a subscription to "Men's Drinking" magazine.

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u/tomorrowistomato Jul 14 '15

Because its a declaration that the day cant hold any productivity.

Which is also really stupid, because unless you're drinking like four glasses of wine or doing shots, there's no way you're going to be impaired enough to even notice.

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u/frankiefaithful Jul 13 '15

Beer is not breakfast? News to me.

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u/brikad Jul 13 '15

Whattaya mean booze ain't food?!

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u/Rem0nsterr Jul 13 '15

I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

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u/JimNear Jul 13 '15

You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

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u/brikad Jul 13 '15

Wow-wee!

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u/Tutmoses Jul 13 '15

It's liquid bread, its good for you!

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u/Natezami Jul 13 '15

"Get me a vodka tonic"

"Mom its breakfast"

"And a piece of toast"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That makes two us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

No, whiskey is breakfast. Beer is lunch.

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u/rabidassbaboon Jul 13 '15

I've never understood the stigma. Like you said, if it's every day then that is a problem but if you've got all your stuff done, who's to say you can't crack one open at 10 AM? I did it yesterday and it was glorious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Working the graveyard shift, I used to slam 3-4 just to get myself to sleep.

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u/chrispyb Jul 13 '15

I mean, only socially unacceptable if you're at work, or headed to work, I feel like

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Get in gear with a /r/showerbeer

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u/symstealth Jul 13 '15

I used to work nights. Every Friday a group of us would leave work, and head to a bar that was open in the morning. We would order up breakfast, along with drinks. We always got strange looks from people walking by outside. I guess they thought 9:30am was too early to be drinking.

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u/ShimmyShimmyYes Jul 13 '15

Love getting day drunk and going to bed at 8:00 PM

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u/Todtgelichter Jul 13 '15

Just visit Bavaria. There's this thing called 'Frühschoppen', you eat 'weißwurst' (apparently translates to veal sausage) and drink wheat beer.

It's traditionally very early, it has to be before 12 (you don't eat weißwurst after that), and it's completely socially acceptable.

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u/etgohomeok Jul 14 '15

I just went on a trip to Munich and the drinking culture there was amazing. It was like everyone was lightly buzzed by 4 in the afternoon but hardly anybody was rowdy drunk. Drinking beer is just a relaxing thing to do in the afternoon.

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u/Schmalle Jul 14 '15

Frühschoppen doesn't only exist in Bavaria. Berliner here: Frühschoppen around here consists of a Bockwurst or Currywurst and Sekt (sparkling wine).

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u/numeralCow Jul 13 '15

Nothing like a cold citrusy IPA on a nice summer morning. I get up early as shit and if I'm done with chores at 10:30 am on a Saturday then fuck it, why shouldn't I enjoy a beer?

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u/Bucky_Goldstein Jul 13 '15

Thats why I love brunch, get sauced and have some delicious food and no one judges. god I wish it was Sunday again

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u/kanst Jul 13 '15

It also allows for drunken shenanigans AND a good nights sleep.

I hate parties that start at 9 pm, going to be up super late and drink too much so tomorrow will be completely a lost cause.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

11am? What is this, amateur hour?

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u/paulwhite959 Jul 13 '15

Society has a problem with that?

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u/dlobnieRnaD Jul 13 '15

I do not want to live in a world where I can't enjoy a good breakfast beer

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u/shadybaby22 Jul 13 '15

I started drinking hard apple cider at 11 this morning!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

If it wasn't appropriate to drink beer all day they wouldn't have made breakfast stouts and Nooner

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u/fuckitimatwork Jul 13 '15

wake up saturday/sunday at 7am like usual

finish cleaning apartment, doing laundry, dishes, grocery shopping by eleven

starting drinking before noon

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u/DooDooBrownz Jul 13 '15

u never heard of brunch?

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u/Pistolsmoke Jul 13 '15

Day drinking is very underrated. Drink early and when it is nice out. Go to bed early and don't wake up with a hangover (usually).

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u/Strange_john Jul 13 '15

I work shifts and there is nothing nicer than a long neck beer before bed. Bed being 09:00 a.m.

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u/CatholicAlternate Jul 13 '15

Screw the beer, why not wine?

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u/BobDylanBlues Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

People who work graveyard shifts have to get their bar time or relaxing post-work beer whenever they can get it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Perfectly normal in the UK.

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u/Chioborra Jul 13 '15

I think it's also important to acknowledge the difference between having a beer or two at 11 am and like... having all the beers all day starting from 11 am. That is what I consider day drinking. I'll sit out on my porch on a nice day at around noon and have a beer. Why the fuck not?

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u/PotatoSquad10k Jul 13 '15

Classic Edgar.

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u/satanic_satanist Jul 13 '15

German here. We have beers at noon at our university cafeteria.

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u/PickleInDaButt Jul 13 '15

My girlfriend and I go to a local bar every Sunday around lunch. We go in there, order some appetizers and I slam some heavy IPAs back. I actually enjoy drinking in the afternoon because I'm not tired and if it is in public, there's not a bunch of 21-25 year olds trying to getting shitfaced smashed. I love my afternoon drinking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

As an ardent golfer, it doesn't shock me to have the first beer at 8:00 AM as the tournament kicks off. Last year some guys asked me to do a charity scramble with them. All I knew about it was that it was free. I showed up a bit on the late side and had to hurry to get all my stuff together. Then a little before 8:00 AM, while they were reading the rules to everyone, I grabbed a beer out of my cooler, looked at some random person standing next to me, and said "It's noon somewhere!" and popped it open, taking a nice swig.

He looked at me aghast. I thought "Hmmm, I'm going to be discrete until I know more about this tournament." Found one of my playing partners, asked him about the beer thing, and he said "Well, I'm not drinking but go ahead if you want. It's a charity for alcohol addiction, the guy who puts it on lost his 4-year-old son when some drunk plowed into their car."

I was more discrete after that. :D

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u/redditj4 Jul 13 '15

In San Francisco, this is not only socially acceptable, but it is a "thing" and not just on weekends.

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u/Lampshade_express Jul 13 '15

So jealous of people who can day drink :[. It just drains me, especially in the summer, when most day drinking happens. I went to a July 4th breakfast party at my gf's parents' house because the annual parade passes by their house. Everyone's having mimosas and bloody Mary's, and I'm just the person drinking coffee and OJ. Alcohol just makes me so tired

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u/gsurfer04 Jul 13 '15

Nowt wrong with a pale ale at lunch.

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u/albc92 Jul 13 '15

Right? Sometimes I enjoy having a glass of wine (or two) while I'm getting ready, cleaning, cooking etc. If I'm not going to drive i'm okay. I don't get drunk and I don't do it often, DO NOT TELL ME IT'S NOT OK!

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u/OllyTrolly Jul 13 '15

Oh I agree. I don't drink very often but on the occasions that I do, I just have a nice drink when I get the feeling for it (that's usually when it's warm and I'm outside having a good day). A couple of times I've been with people and ordered a cocktail before 12 and people looked at me as if I was mental. And they're usually the people that drink way more often than me :S.

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u/project64mm Jul 13 '15

I wouldn't consider enjoying a beer at 11 am daydrinking....Daydrinking would be like 6+ starting at 11am and continuously drinking throughout the day....Hence the word daydrinking

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u/DwarfRyan Jul 13 '15

This right here, never drank early before but recently went on a train journey to see a friend about 2 hours away, had a pint at 11:15am and it was damn enjoyable

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u/SilasX Jul 13 '15
  • We wait all day
  • For night to come

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u/megacookie Jul 13 '15

I literally had the first beer (and second, technically) in my life at lunch in the pub with my colleagues today. I dunno, somehow I feel your body can more easily process alcohol during the day rather than later at night. So really it's only being responsible to knock 'em down while the sun's up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Heh... 11am... Tailgate for football (American) starts at 6:30 AM and only the cook should be sober at 8:00 AM. You just have to remember it's a marathon not a sprint.

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u/petit_cochon Jul 14 '15

I live in Louisiana and I actually had to re-read this post, and then remember that day drinking is not habitual in the rest of the nation.

We're not a productive people, but we have a lot of fun.

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