What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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Because then I get sleepy and need to take a nap in the middle of the day, and usually I miss out on my evening events too.

Otherwise, it's fucking awesome.

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u/SirNoName Jul 13 '15

Worst part of noon games in college.

Everyone gets good and drunk for the game, then passes out for a couple hours after.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Then you wake up at 10pm just in time to PARTY!

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u/SirNoName Jul 13 '15

You mean the 5 guys who manage to rally, while all the chicks go "I'm so tired thooooo"

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u/macotine Jul 13 '15

In my experience, you wake up at 10 pm with a colossal hangover

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u/AdvocateForTulkas Jul 13 '15

You sound like a walking party.

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u/Trivi Jul 13 '15

Best way to get rid of that hangover? PARTY!

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u/aerosol999 Jul 13 '15

Exactly, and then I drink more so I stop shaking.

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u/pantless_pirate Jul 14 '15

Nothing 2 advil, 5mg of adderall, and a gatorade cant fix.

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u/mclollolwub Jul 13 '15

yeah if you get wasted out of your tits

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u/AlohALLday Jul 13 '15

I always start to get hungover after halftime because the stadium is dry.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 26 '19

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u/zefy_zef Jul 13 '15

I'm like that with food sometimes.

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u/Master_of_Fail Jul 14 '15

You have one food and feel like sleeping?

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u/Etonet Jul 14 '15

What about half a beer?

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u/oxideseven Jul 14 '15

Haven't tried that, sounds wasteful hahah

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u/brewtality777 Jul 13 '15

That's why at around like 4:00pm you take a quick disco nap then by 10:00 you're ready to rage till the sun comes up

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

We called them frat naps

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u/RedTheWolf Jul 14 '15

I thought I was the only one that used that expression! I love a disco nap :-)

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u/nanie1017 Jul 14 '15

I slept from 11pm to 4pm last weekend. I felt guilty till I remembered I was a fucking adult that didn't have to work or do anything I didn't freaking feel like. I love those moments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Does alcohol really make people tired? It does the opposite for me, ends up fucking up sleep disorder.

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u/Gonzobot Jul 14 '15

Naps are a great power, great responsibility sort of thing. I'm good at them, but my girlfriend is not. If I don't have her up before two hours, she's doing a full night's sleep, even if it's fucking noon. And then it's my fault for instigating the naptime in the first place, when it was her idea to put on a movie to watch while we cuddled.

Anyways. Cut your naps off at the right point. You want to be refreshed, not lethargic. Too much sleep is bad for naptime.

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u/rellim_63 Jul 14 '15

All evening events are cancled during football season.

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u/ReleaseTheRobot Jul 14 '15

One beer will do that to you? You must have a vagina.

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u/senatorskeletor Jul 14 '15

I don't stop at just one when I'm day drinking. I also don't have a vagina but do think people who talk like that are assholes.