r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/PRNmeds Jul 13 '15

You can drink if you want to!

You can leave your friends behind..

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u/LetItByrne Jul 13 '15

because if your friends don't drink and if they don't drink well they're no friends of mine

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u/MitchMcConnellsShell Jul 13 '15

We can belch. We can belch.

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u/a_wild_douchebag Jul 13 '15

Everybodys drinking the Schapps

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u/BoomerKeith Jul 14 '15

I say, we can day drink if we want to!

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u/everyonecallsmekev Jul 14 '15

If we don't nobody will, And you can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile!

sips beer

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u/Danni293 Jul 14 '15

We can drink! We can drink! Everything is out of control!

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u/everyonecallsmekev Jul 14 '15

We're doing it from pole to pole!

DRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNKKKK

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u/mikredditor Jul 14 '15

We can drink! We can drink! Everybody look its 10!

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u/Slnt666 Jul 14 '15

Balloon knot

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u/Slnt666 Jul 14 '15

Suuuuuuluuuuuuuuuu suuuuuulu

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u/DigiDuncan Jul 14 '15

"We're doing it before the Pope (?)"

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u/Retro21 Jul 16 '15

This chain of comments sounds worryingly like a song that would appear in a Disney film.

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u/MitchMcConnellsShell Jul 16 '15

'The Safety Dance' by Men with Hats (or without Hats, I always mix it up)

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u/KulaanDoDinok Jul 13 '15

We can drink if we want to, if we don't nobody will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

We can chug if we want to, as long as nobody wants the wine

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u/_crackling Jul 13 '15

The drinks are my friends. My only friends. I... I'm so ronery.

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u/Mediumtim Jul 13 '15

Alcohol is my friend - the chocolate lesbians
SFW

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u/reverendcat Jul 14 '15

Take off your pants.

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u/NintendoDestroyer89 Jul 14 '15

Oh, pour a coke if you want to, then go ahead and add some rum.

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u/SavagedChinHair Jul 14 '15

We can take drugs if we want to, if we don't nobody will

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u/PsychoAgent Jul 14 '15

My only regret is... that I have... boneitis.

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u/blamb211 Jul 13 '15

I guess we're not friends, then :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I say!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

S

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

So this is why I'm not accepted into any social circles.

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u/sodiyum Jul 14 '15

I need you people in my life.

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u/WalrusMasterRace Jul 14 '15

High school was rough for you I see

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u/Cmrade_Dorian Jul 14 '15

L...I...V...E...R...Failure!

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u/Stewbodies Jul 14 '15

I think you may be an alcoholic.

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u/Nekthyst Jul 14 '15

MOM'S SPAGHETTI!

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u/TankTopsAndBeatDrops Jul 13 '15

'Cause your friends are productive members of society

And you're a raging alcoholic!

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u/alfredthecrab1 Jul 13 '15

But erf ther dern drenk then ther dern drenk wer der ner FRERNZAMERNAAAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAAHAHA

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u/pirarchy Jul 13 '15

Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't chug then they're no WHO WANTS TO SEE ME JUMP OFF THE ROOF INTO THE KIDDIE POOL?

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u/CravenBoomstick Jul 13 '15

Because if the drink don't drink, and if you don't drink then you're no drink to drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Huh. I started your comment out with the tune.

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u/ROTCHunter Jul 14 '15

Because your friends don't drink, and if they don't drink, then they're no friends of mine

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

and your kids...

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u/alblaster Jul 13 '15

You can't drink if you don't eat your meat!

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u/13rett Jul 13 '15

'Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't drink

Well, they're no friends of mine

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u/Horny-Dolphin Jul 13 '15

'Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't drink, Well, they're no friends of mine

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u/chumpynut5 Jul 13 '15

Cause your friends don't drink and if they don't drink then they ain't no friends of mine!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

'Cause your friends don't drink, And if they don't drink...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Cuz if your friends don't dance, then their no friends of mine?