r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/JonBoy82 • 1d ago
Elon takes his big red ball and goes home…Loomer loses check.
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u/petdoc1991 1d ago
LOL!! First they came for the woke something something then they came for me.
I love this for her really I do. The snake is eating its tail.
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u/cunticles 1d ago
Trump tells the snake story for years and yet, his followers forget he and his henchmen are really the snakes...
"The fable goes like this. A “tender-hearted” woman finds a wounded snake on the road. She takes it in and nurses it back to health. The snake, revived, bites her. The woman, dying, asks why.
“‘Oh, shut up, silly woman,’ said the reptile with a grin. ‘You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.’”
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u/vthemechanicv 16h ago
I heard it as the scorpion and the frog. Scorpion wants to cross a river. Frog offers to help but makes the scorpion promise not to sting him. Scorpion promises, but half way through stings the frog anyway. Asks why, the scorpion says "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character."
Looking it up, apparently it's a Russian fable. Ironic.
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u/AdKlutzy5253 23h ago
Who thought watching the country go to shit could be so entertaining.
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u/daft404 1d ago
God, he's such a giant fucking manbaby. I've seen thicker skin on baby apples than this 10 lb lump of shit walking around in a 5 lb bag.
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u/joystickd 1d ago
His carry-on during the Thai boys trapped in a cave episode showed us who he really was. A bitch
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u/Jackpot777 1d ago
LeT mE rEsCuE tHeM WiTh mY iMaGiNaRy sUbMaRiNe…
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u/Alternative_Gold_993 1d ago
And then proceed to defame the diver (who helped save kids) that said it was worthless by calling him a pedophile. Elon bros really swept that under the rug.
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u/fitz__pleasure 1d ago
Is he still doing this stuff to make people forget he offered his masseuse a horse to jerk him off on his airplane, she denied, leading to a $250k payoff to keep her quiet?
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago
You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Ikr? With that kind of money you can just tell an underling “find me the objectively most talented blowjobist in Amsterdam and pay her to follow me around all month and drop to her knees the second I glance at her. And next month find me the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped to my mattress for all of April.”
But this is another example of “it’s not about sex, it’s about power.” It’s not enough to pay someone to sex you up, it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.
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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago
it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.
So that explains Trump being First Lady now.
I feel queasy.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Tossing Elno’s salad with jelly would be more dignified than what will actually happen.
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u/deSpaffle 1d ago
Does he even have sex with women? I thought he just pays them to be artificially inseminated. Its part of his weird breeding kink.
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
Thanksgiving must’ve been awkward, when he reflexively nuts at the sight of a turkey baster.
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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 22h ago
That's literally it. It's all about power because there's nothing else to accomplish. When you have everything you could possibly want. You eventually wander in to the world of things you can't just buy. You need to get that itch. And that's what that creepy fat fuck does.
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u/andysniper 1d ago
It's about power though. He wants to be able to flaunt his wealth, to get a woman to do something she doesn't want to do, to control her.
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u/LordBigSlime 1d ago
He also endorsed a name for the scandal: Elongate.
I just don't understand how I can dislike so much about one person.
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u/abbyabsinthe 1d ago
He's a rich kid who never grew up. He's a 12 year edgelord in a 50 year old man's flabby body, and he has enough money to do literally whatever the hell he wants, unchecked, and he has an army of Dunning-Kreuger victim frat boys who suck him off every time he speaks. He has no moral compass, and doesn't really have any one to tether him back to Earth (dunno if sociopath or brain damaged from drugs, or just rotten from being filthy rich). He wants to be the most powerful man in the world, and instead of using that money to achieve good, he'd rather do shit just for the sake of doing shit.
I just hope he over measures the amount of ketamine he's taking and soon.
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u/FUMFVR 21h ago
This fucker grew up in an environment that most far right American white supremacists can only dream about. It's one of the reasons they love him so much.
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u/pagodapagoda 1d ago
Unfortunately it's damn near impossible to overdose on ketamine (unless you're mixing drugs). We're stuck with him for a long time.
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u/jlwinter90 1d ago
Come on now, chin up. He's flabby and lazy, no shot that's a healthy gym bro. Guy might have a coronary or something, we might be lucky yet. Gotta hold onto hope.
That said, he's got good health care, so. Yeah. Probably stuck with him.
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u/VoiceofRapture 22h ago
His default combat move is something he literally calls the walrus, where he flops on them and pins them with his flab
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u/splashist 1d ago
you can however utterly lose your boundaries and spill massively.
Go Elon go, limits are for poor people, just hit the gas all the way!!
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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 22h ago
Yeah he's no Zuckerberg, cunt got rich and is actively making him self stronger and healthier
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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago
To be fair he - unlike every human being on the planet - has dedicated his entire existence to being disliked.
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u/clarysfairchilds 22h ago
honestly, while I think he settles for being disliked, his #1 dream in life is to be the funny cool popular guy, and he tries SO HARD that he just ends up looking ridiculous. so now he's doing the same thing as trump, which is saying all publicity is good publicity and just trying to stay in everyone's heads rent-free regardless of whether they love him or hate him.
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u/jonker5101 1d ago
His lineup of Teslas: Model S, 3, X, Y
He's such a fucking dweeb.
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u/seahawk1977 1d ago
Oh god dammit! TIL...
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u/ForLark 1d ago
I’ll never understand how people didn’t turn on him after he defamed the hero of the Thai cave rescue because it wasn’t him.
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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 1d ago
The same people that idolize Trump, also idolize Elon. The same question could be asked why people didn’t turn on Trump when he mocked the disabled. It’s because birds of a feather. That’s why.
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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago
Also because they idolize anyone with the net worth of a small country. No matter how they acquired it. Money is the only thing that matters in life to these people.
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u/Alternative_Gold_993 1d ago
Have literally seen people justify tax evasion and fraud as a power move. They think crime is a-ok as long as a rich person does it, because to them being rich must mean you are smart.
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u/etherdesign 1d ago edited 23h ago
Yeah, I don't know where people ever got that idea that hard work or smarts make people rich. I guess it's drilled into them at school just like all of the other bullshit. Most of these people have had their money handed to them and I can't think of more worthless people on the planet than people who have never had to work a day in their lives. That includes all these fucking hacks that are pundits, that's not a job.
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u/ProfessorCrackhead 20h ago
A lot of them also believe in the prosperity gospel doctrine, so being rich isn't just a sign of intelligence to them, it's a sign of God's favor.
How else could you amass so much wealth unless you deserved it and God willed it?
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u/sluttytinkerbells 23h ago
Because most people don't really follow this kind of shit and Musk has been running an astroturf bot campaign promoting his brand for at least a decade now.
Those accounts posting "He's like a real life Tony Stark" aren't actually real people.
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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 1d ago
And then use your limitless funds to ensure the diver loses his defamation case in the US courts and is still struggling to clear his name.
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u/ButtholeMoshpit 1d ago
That was my first Elon Musk 'hol up' moment. It's been downhill from there sadly.
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u/LawabidingKhajiit 20h ago
Nono you see it wasn't defamation, it was a common South African insult, a judge said so. That's why it's fine to call Elon Musk a pedo.
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u/calmdownmyguy 1d ago
Fucking idiot actually thought he could design a suitable craft for an extremely niche situation, build it, transport it, and train people to operate it before the kids died of dehydrated.
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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago
If only he would construct a very poorly designed submersible, to go view the Titanic wreckage...if only
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u/calmdownmyguy 1d ago
I wish he would strap his fat ass to one of his rockets and blast off to Mars.
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u/JimboTCB 22h ago
We just need to troll him hard enough to make him add a "submarine mode" to the Cybertruck and demonstrate it personally.
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u/ChicagoAuPair 1d ago
He just seems like a spiraling drug addict to me at all times. That whole mess reeked of someone on a bender endlessly posting more and more unhinged fantasies.
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u/situation9000 1d ago
Then shit on the people actually doing something like calling the one rescue dive a pedo. (Cave rescue divers are incredibly skilled —it’s one of the most dangerous types of rescue training) Then won the slander case against the diver because Elon is rich.
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u/pgabrielfreak 1d ago
There was a show on Disney+ about that rescue. I've watched it multiple times. What those men managed to do was absolutely heroic. Worth multiple watches, trust me!
Edit it's called The Rescue
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u/tastes_of_cardboard 1d ago
I too definitely recommend it. It’s crazy that the guys who did the rescue were cave/dive hobbyists! Military dive teams couldn’t do it. One of them actually had to be rescued by the hobbyists. Those boys were so lucky they were found. Fuck Elon.
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u/party_benson 1d ago
You mean pedophile. He called the rescuer that. So projection, 100%.
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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago
Yep.
You can't be this close to the core of the GOP without being a kid fucker or okay with people who fuck kids
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u/Apprehensive-Unit841 23h ago
Replican politicians index MUCH HIGHER on child sex crimes than average Americans.
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u/Queasy-Creme-2293 22h ago
Libertarians are REALLY punching above their weight on the child sex crimes front. Completely unsurprising.
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u/a_minty_fart 18h ago
I mean, the group of people who routinely advocate for the removal of age of consent laws kind of tell on themselves...
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u/ThePowerOfStories 1d ago
What an excellent opportunity to spread knowledge of the simple free party game / insult that is Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine.
Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine
A game of terrible solutions to terrifying problems by Steve Dee
Get a piece of paper for every player. One player secretly writes down a terrible problem the world is facing right now, ripped from the headline news or their own tragic life. They must sum it up in six words or less. (eg kids stuck in cave under ocean, Russian interference in world politics, cat vomit on carpet, going to die a virgin). Write this problem on all the pieces of paper except one. On that one, write ELON MUSK.
Put all the pieces of paper in a hat and each player draws one out randomly. The player who wrote the problem does not draw.
Then every player pitches their solution to the problem. Of course, being no-nonsense billionaire tech-bro geniuses, they can only say two words to sum up their solution. One player doesn’t know the problem. They are Elon Musk and can only babble random words.
Example: the problem is kids stuck in cave under ocean. Players say things like “robot divers”, “cave drill”, “waterproof bats”. The player who is Elon says “iPod submarine” or “space roadster”.
Once everyone has made a pitch, the players try to figure out who is Elon Musk. If they are right, they win. If Elon Musk has successfully guessed what the problem is, Elon wins and everyone else loses because he’s going to build his goddamn iPod submarine.
Change who came up with the problem, come up with a new problem to defeat, and repeat until the fall of capitalism.
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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago edited 1d ago
I figured out what a pathetic POS he was when he bought Tesla and made himself CEO despite having NONE of the education, knowledge, training, experience and expertise you would expect from a CEO of the automobile industry. He's not even a car enthusiast! Even worse, he also had the gall to rewrite history by claiming to be a founder of this company that he bought! He then further proved himself to be an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac by his conduct on Twitter before he bought it... and essentially repeated history after STUPIDLY buying it!
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u/beadyeyes123456 1d ago
I mean look at that UGLY "truck" he sells. Ugliest thing I've seen on the road in years.
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u/utterlyuncool 1d ago
Wdym? r/cyberstuck is a gold mine, so much good content there. He should be credited for providing us with entertainment and screening method for morons.
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u/Taoistandroid 1d ago
The founder thing needs to be emphasized more. Who buys a company and writes in that they have to recognized as a founder.
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u/ManiaGamine 1d ago
But it's worse he also goes into these companies and has them retroactively make him a founder so he can bullshit to people that he founded the companies to sell his bs origin story of being a genius entrepreneur when in reality he is just a rich con artist.
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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago
He continually proves to be nothing more than a profiteering parasite instead of the genius entrepreneur he wishes he were and and that he wishes everyone else to see him as!
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u/random9212 1d ago
He calls himself a modern-day Edison. And he is right, just not how he thinks.
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u/FrostedPixel47 1d ago
He's got beef with Wikipedia cuz the latter refuses to list him as the founder of Tesla
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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 1d ago
I may get down voted, but I used to really like/believe in Elon. Up until this situation with the sub and the coach of the team. I was so "turned off" by that entire thing that I have been against his shit ever since. Fuck that douche bag!
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u/Finassar 1d ago
That's alright man. If we don't learn from our mistakes we aren't any better
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u/Sneakys2 1d ago
Never thought I’d be on Laura Loomer’s side in any beef, but here we are
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u/VanillaIcedTea 1d ago
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
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u/Lonewolf2300 1d ago
Yeah, but never get in the way of two of your enemies fighting, either.
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u/Flip_d_Byrd 1d ago
And always root for the underdog... they will be less of a challenge in the next round.
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u/ShadowDragon8685 23h ago
"In the fight between [terrible asshole] and [terrible asshole,] I side with the fight."
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u/coppertech 1d ago
yeah, always watch both remaining brain cells fight for 3rd place.
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u/Amelaclya1 1d ago
It really is fascinating. Of all people, I assumed she would be one of the grifters that just went along with everything.
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u/beadyeyes123456 1d ago
The fact she defends Trump who's all in on Elmo should prove she's HIS grifter. never question your heroes I guess? she launches attacks on anybody that doesn't go 100% in the way she believes. Now not defending Elmo a fraudulent, foolish idiot who too many Gen Y & Z see as some inventor/savior/brilliant engineer (he's really none of those things).
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
The expression in Germany in the 1930s-1940s was “if only the Fuhrer knew!”
Gestapo beats your buddy senseless on the sidewalk because they mistook him for a socialist? Well, that’s terrible, and if Hitler heard about this surely he’d fix it!!!
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u/SassTheFash 1d ago
You’d think, but Candace Owens looked at her boss wearing a yarmulke and signing her paychecks and thought “definitely a good time to get Protocols of the Elders of Zion”
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u/thebigdonkey 1d ago
No. Loomer is a legit crazy person and a loose cannon. She's one of those people that you can't trust completely with anything because they will weaponize it in a heartbeat if they feel slighted.
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u/typhoidtimmy 1d ago
God damn, I hate this fucking timeline.
Where the fuck is Sam Beckett when you need him?
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u/CommanderSincler 1d ago
Sam can only help one person at a time. I need Loki getting on the TVA's case that this timeline is wrong
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u/kyleb402 1d ago
The money he has should buy him insulation from caring even a little bit what anyone thinks about him, but for whatever reason he is just the absolute biggest most insecure clown you'll ever see.
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u/Haber87 1d ago
I look at the Kardashians and think, wow, they really don’t give a crap what anybody thinks of them because hey, they’ve got money. Then I look at Elmo. It’s not enough that he’s the richest person in the world. It’s not enough that he’s pretty much running the US without being elected to anything. He’s now making the most demonic suggestions on the most demonic social media and then gets the sads when everyone isn’t hailing (heiling?) him a wonder for his terrible ideas. Then the sads give him the mads and he hypocritically lashes out by censoring Twitter.
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u/krepitch 1d ago
F R A G I L E
Reminds me how he banned that one guy for calling him Sissy SpaceX, though. So that's good.
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u/Count_Bacon 1d ago
He's mad because maga is rightfully not falling for his bs visa reasonings
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u/bcrichboi 1d ago
Yep, they deserve each other. He hasn't been burned this hard since the Thai cave incident
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u/yeah_right90 1d ago
The real immigrant looking to steal a job was the Elon that got tacked on along the way 🫣🤫
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u/ChatHurlant 1d ago
Honestly this is hysterical though.
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u/FutureMany4938 1d ago edited 1d ago
Right? I'm waiting for the screenshots from truth social as she goes nuclear after elon kicks her from xitter lol.
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u/Stellarjay_9723 1d ago
I sounded this out incorrectly as "shitter" lmfao
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u/tw_72 1d ago
"Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked." - Patrick Jane (Simon Baker), The Mentalist
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u/ConvivialKat 1d ago
Was this really in the show?? I love this.
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u/dismayhurta 1d ago
That show had some great moments. The real red John was lame as shit, but it had some great moments.
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u/Muad-_-Dib 1d ago
I remember not believing the real RJ was in fact real because it had so much less impact than the original fake RJ incident. I was waiting for the big reveal that once again RJ had escaped Jane's vengeance.
If they had committed to that original incident being real the show would have been a lot better for it.
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u/Kaylend 1d ago
The leopards are going to be diabetic before we hit the inauguration.
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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 1d ago
They're gonna explode like Mr. Creosote
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u/Chicano_Ducky 1d ago edited 1d ago
Ian Miles Cheong tweetted a video of Trump in support of musk and said illegal immigrants who graduated from college should automatically get green cards.
Twitter is in a meltdown, /pol/ is on fire, alt right sites run by Indians like Hindustan Times is on damage control and failing.
They are calling Trump "Zion Don" and beginning to turn on their orange god. Elon is getting ratioed by all the young men who cant find jobs with their degrees.
Calls of Violence against Musk and Vivek are common. Also violence against Corporations because they "betrayed" their country by not hiring whites.
If there is such a thing as death from over eating, the leopards will be extinct.
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u/Kizik 23h ago
They are calling Trump "Zion Don" and beginning to turn on their orange god.
They did that at the handful of rallies where he suggested maybe getting vaccinated so his supporters don't die en masse. They actually booed him for saying it.
So while the dumb bastard is a fixation, he's not their greatest fixation.
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u/Demented-Alpaca 16h ago
Yeah but at that time it was just him and he was able to pivot away from the topic to end things. But now you've got two blowhards who each own a media company and who both don't know how/when to fuck off...
Should be fun.
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u/Mouthshitter 1d ago
Woah woah woah, there's so many tears where does one even start
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u/Delta-9- 1d ago
Holy shit. I had to check on /pol/ because, let's be honest, it's always a dumpster fire but holy shit. I can't remember ever seeing a single topic dominate so many threads. (Not that I spend much time there now, but there was a time...)
I want to laugh and say it's starting to get good, but I know better...
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u/StereoBeach 1d ago
I didn't realize the research was in that micro plastics caused cat diabetes. Need to keep up on my scientific papers.
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u/No_Mission5618 1d ago
Should’ve seen the comments of conservatives crying that one of Elon’s employees was going on a anti white racist rant. Elon chalked it up as trolling, but the conservatives didn’t like that. They called for him to be fired. Guess the free speech party isn’t so free speech.
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u/AllenIll 1d ago
I wrote this about a week before the election this last Fall... anticipating what might happen. If anyone here can remember when they had the House, Senate, and White House back in 04-06; these people basically lose their entire reason for being without someone else to hate and/or blame for everything:
The American right is fundamentally fueled by hate and out group dynamics. If and when they achieve total power in the U.S., they will just start eating each other alive.
Without someone, something, or anything to hate, they are lost. For many of them, their entire existence is about destroying people. Especially, other Americans. When you think about it, ironically, no other group in the world, likely hates Americans more. Because the Democrats, liberals, and leftists they obsessively surveil, harass, and hate so much, are in fact, Americans.
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u/stonk_fish 1d ago
This is kind of funny because fuck Loomer. But also kind of funny because she was somehow so stupid to not expect this from the worlds richest infant.
Every time someone tells me how much of a genius Leon is, I think back to the plethora of cases where the drug addict combed through Xitter to find and ban people who said mean things about him. Then again, maybe this is a great use of his time because if was focusing on things that mattered to the rest of us, it would actually be dangerous.
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u/SisyphusWaffles 1d ago
I want to know if engineers at Twitter created a custom, single-user app specifically for Leon to ban users, bypassing established internal protocols
Methinks yes
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u/DebentureThyme 1d ago
He doesn't need that, he famously expects his managers to field a call within seconds at any time, any day, or be fired. He had a number of them on speed dial and will just call at all hours demanding new features and bullshit. It's not a stretch that he'd have someone on call who will answers in seconds and then ban whoever he commands.
t's actually faster for him to do that and make others carry out the effort. He calls, says so and so has broken the ToS and is to be banned/demonetized/whatever, and then they carry out his will. The details are for the underlings to handle.
You just know he's going to say she violated the ToS and loses monetization and her checkmark, because literally most of these idiots constantly violate it but he only enforces it when it's convenient to him. And to back it up, someone working for him will have details ready on when/what was in violation and which rules were violated, because when he says to take action he's also saying to comb their account for something in violation.
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u/Mossy_Rock315 1d ago
I keep hearing about what a genius he supposedly is, but he’s no Einstein or Hawking.
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u/annie_yeah_Im_Ok 1d ago
They were smart enough to be socialists, it tracks that Leon is a dumb fascist.
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u/undeadmanana 1d ago
Reddit used to believe he was the IRL Tony Stark though, he had a huge cult following her. Me being a millennial and the time being right after the financial/housing crisis, and occupy wall Street protests, thought it was weird af.
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u/Rakanadyo 23h ago
Man wanted people to think he was the real-life Tony Stark so they wouldn't figure out he's the real-life Justin Hammer.
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u/DAT_ginger_guy 17h ago
When he stuck to investing in and pushing cool cutting edge stuff he was a LOT better at keeping the mask in place. My cousin was a fan girl at that time she can't stand him now. I thought he was involved with some cool stuff, which he is with Space X and some other things, but that was about the extent of it. I'm just waiting for his OD at this point so we can move on and see what his companies can come up with without his dead weight.
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u/TheJovianPrimate 1d ago
Free speech absolutist right here. This is the type of stuff, demonetization, they would cry about it being unfair and against free speech. Now he's doing the same, because it's okay when he does it.
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u/dukeofgibbon 1d ago
Cisgender
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u/TheJovianPrimate 1d ago
Visibility limited: this Post may violate X's rules against Hateful Conduct.
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u/rohrschleuder 1d ago
Yes yes, let the hate flow! Where’s my popcorn?
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u/Tight_Stable8737 1d ago
I'm about to run out and the dumbass co-president duo aren't even in office yet 🤣
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u/Reatona 1d ago
Who was that third guy? WD or something? The one with the cringey beard?
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u/Tight_Stable8737 1d ago
Wasn't it JP Danse or something? I only remember the eyeliner and couch fucking allegations.
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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 1d ago
"I'M TELLING THE PRESIDENT ON YOU!" - Laura "Looners" Loomer
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u/LostWoodsInTheField 1d ago
The fact she's tagging him rather than going and talking to him in person says a lot about how far away she has fallen from the inner circle. She's pleading for attention from him and he's just forgot all about her.
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u/Testicleus 1d ago
Leon is such a petty cunt.
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u/SummerBirdsong 1d ago
He has neither the warmth or depth to be a cunt.
He's an ankle. Three feet lower than a cunt.
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u/winterbird 1d ago
Breaking! 😆 A kid pushed another kid on the playground, more news at 11.
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u/eggs-benedryl 1d ago
elon is free speech fraud
convulses violently until i froth from the mouth
"no shit"
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u/Factsip 1d ago
I fucking love watching MAGA attack their own.
Keep fighting boys, hopefully you all will just dissolve yourself and do us normal folks a favor.
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u/Redragontoughstreet 1d ago
I cannot wait to watch Rogan try to lionize Elon for bringing in cheap labour because investing in Americans is hard and for deplatforming people who disagree with you.
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u/suninabox 18h ago
They'll just ignore it and pretend he's not doing it, like they do with Musk being far worse for censorship than the last owners of twitter all while praising him as "the savior of free speech"
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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 1d ago
This is a colossal bitch move on Elmo's part. I can't believe I'm rooting for Laura Loomer of all people.
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u/dukeofgibbon 1d ago
In all fairness, I'm rooting for both to lose the fight and she's got nothing to lose.
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u/lord_sparx 21h ago
I think she's just crazy enough and has just enough of a following to really cause him problems too, especially when she's chosen this exact moment to start actually using facts. I think this could be her broken clock moment.
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u/TheManWhoWasNotShort 1d ago
I hope she wins because her winning could lead to Elon getting jettisoned from MAGA’s orbit
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u/AnarchistBorganism 1d ago
Trump blames everyone else for his failures, so it's just a matter of time before he turns on the biggest noisemakers. Plus, the only people who are willing to work for Trump are the people who aren't willing to work with anyone else, so it's going to be a massive shitshow.
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u/dogfooddippingsauce 1d ago
Loomer once handcuffed herself to Twitter headquarters to protest being banned from the site. Go for it again, Laura. Chain yourself to Mar A Lago and stalk that South African bitch.
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u/PhoenixTineldyer 1d ago
Drama to distract from the rich assholes lining up for Trump's plundering.
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u/blueskies8484 1d ago
We can’t stop that now. All we can do is enjoy them eating each other. I wonder how Trump feels now that no one is talking about him and his deranged Christmas messages about Panama.
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u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd 1d ago
They're gonna do it regardless so you might as well just enjoy the preshow
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u/littlekurousagi 1d ago
I wish I could care
He did it with journalists and other people that got under his skin for the most trivial things.
I don't know why she ever thought she would be able to mess with him on his personal platform. Because that's basically why he bought it (even if the cost was against what his will)
Let them destroy each other.
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u/External_Muffin2039 1d ago
🚨🚨🚨🚨 “Breaking”
Ugh every day of these doofuses in the media is making me feel stupider.
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u/MySweetLordBuckley 1d ago
"The Republican Party Hates You™ " is kind of a brand.
Are you a human? Then chances are more likely, considering the kind of human you are... non-heterosexual, non-Christian, born outside the US, thinks Mike Pence was a good American, thinks Social Security is a decent program, etc,... it's more likely than not, statistically, most Republicans don't like you.
It's a union of resentful, toxic, sactimonious, self-righteous people who don't even like each other. Kinda gross, huh? They rule the land.
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u/Thebadparker 1d ago
Loomer will lose this fight. Trump will support the guy who gave him $250 million and who whispers in Putin's ear and MAGA will go where Trump goes. Loomer's 15 minutes is just about up.
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u/22poppills 1d ago
I'm so looking forward to Trump publicly siding with Musk about this because the level of mental gymnastics is going to entertain me for the next thirty years.
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u/lostredditorlurking 1d ago
Let them fight!
Damn I expect Elon and MAGA will eventually have a falling out, but I didn't expect that to happen even before inauguration day lol
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u/deasil_widdershins 1d ago
Tear each other apart. Feast on face, leopards.
Fuck all y'all right wing grifters.
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u/hughcifer-106103 1d ago
Loomer might be actually insane and more than a little stupid but she's right about Musk being a "free speech fraud"
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u/RemarkableSpace444 1d ago edited 1d ago
lol I live in a timeline that has me wanting Loomer to prevail in this dispute…WTF is going on
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u/pimphand5000 1d ago
Everyone, get in here!!! It's super fun right now. Bring popcorn!
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u/notyomamasusername 1d ago
I can't waste gigs of data talking about what a shithead Elon is, but what's more impressive here is these people are just now starting to realize that Musk, Trump and his billionaire buddies aren't real populists and don't give a shit about them.
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u/Twiyah 1d ago
I wished Billionaires would fight amongst each other, imagine the hissy fit Elon would have if Google made Tesla, X, Doge, and his name searches dead last.
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u/HPLREH777 1d ago
Lmfao @ the poor little rich boy.
You know he went crying to mommy tonight about the mean girl Laura Loomer picking on him.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/JonBoy82, your post does fit the subreddit!