r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/JonBoy82 • 1d ago

Elon takes his big red ball and goes home…Loomer loses check.

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I hope she wins because her winning could lead to Elon getting jettisoned from MAGA’s orbit

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u/AnarchistBorganism 1d ago

Trump blames everyone else for his failures, so it's just a matter of time before he turns on the biggest noisemakers. Plus, the only people who are willing to work for Trump are the people who aren't willing to work with anyone else, so it's going to be a massive shitshow.

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u/total_looser 1d ago

She’ll go before Elmo, she needs money. Elmo is an ATM for Trump

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u/Zefrem23 1d ago

She couldn't get Don off after an hour of jacking and 3 viagras, he's lost interest in her

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u/total_looser 1d ago

At the end of the day, leon has money to give, which can be deployed flexibly.

She has cultural influence and blowjobs, both of which are 100% fungible

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u/JFC-Youre-Dumb 1d ago

the people who aren't willing to work with anyone else

The people who nobody else will hire…

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u/grchelp2018 1d ago

Or Elon comes around to her side.

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u/hrminer92 21h ago

I can’t think of a better group of people to be launched into Mars.