Ikr? With that kind of money you can just tell an underling “find me the objectively most talented blowjobist in Amsterdam and pay her to follow me around all month and drop to her knees the second I glance at her. And next month find me the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped to my mattress for all of April.”
But this is another example of “it’s not about sex, it’s about power.” It’s not enough to pay someone to sex you up, it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.
What’s going to happen politically is going to be viler than any physical sexual act yet imagined. I don’t care if it involves pliers and a blowtorch, politically it will be worse.
Saint Peter: "Well, looking like everything checks out... Wait a second..."
Me: "?"
Saint Peter: "December 26th, 2024 you laughed at a reddit post. It wasn't a chuckle. We could have looked past that. You fucking chortled for a solid 27 minutes. What the fuck dude?"
Saint Peter: -- and if you think that the... wait, are you even listening to me?!
*stopped giggling about remembering the joke after 3 minutes and switched to laughing about not having to stop to inhale in this out of body experience for the past 7 minutes of unhinged mirth *
Its not what it looks like!
Elon bought MAGA for a song, and now Trump will do the visas no matter what the Confederate peasants have to say about it. This is Thiel's oligarchy, Trump is just their dancing monkey.
That's literally it. It's all about power because there's nothing else to accomplish. When you have everything you could possibly want. You eventually wander in to the world of things you can't just buy. You need to get that itch. And that's what that creepy fat fuck does.
the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped
But that's the thing. They don't want 'willing'. When you're that rich, women throw themselves at you. It's no fun. They want a challenge. They want unwilling participants. And even if the participants are unwilling, so what? Billionaires exist in the first tier of justice while poors exist in the fifth.
It’s about power, he wanted to exert what he thought was power over her thinking she wouldn’t refuse and she did. It’s less about the handjob and more about the control over people.
Also why the fuck would someone want a horse? Especially if they live in a city. Wtf you gonna do with that? Spend a ton of money to move into rural area so you can pay to have a stable or barn built and then have to commute to work today on top of all the new horse related costs? That’s a gift that costs you more than you get from it lmao
That's called sex trafficking. It's one of the few crimes that is still frowned upon in billionaire circles. I'm sure they're all doing it, but it's a gamble: do you end up getting away with it like Gaetz or going down for it like Diddy?
It's about making someone who doesn't want to do something do it with money. You can see this attitude in all his actions, buying twitter was just a variation on here is a horse, now jerk me off.
You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.
He doesn't want to fuck sex workers, he wants to pluck out "reproducitvely viable" and seemingly "intelligent" employees to breed, preferably with low body count... hence why his daughter rightly called him a womanizer and vile incel.
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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago
You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.