r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Elon takes his big red ball and goes home…Loomer loses check.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

His carry-on during the Thai boys trapped in a cave episode showed us who he really was. A bitch

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u/Jackpot777 1d ago

LeT mE rEsCuE tHeM WiTh mY iMaGiNaRy sUbMaRiNe…

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 1d ago

And then proceed to defame the diver (who helped save kids) that said it was worthless by calling him a pedophile. Elon bros really swept that under the rug.

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u/fitz__pleasure 1d ago

Is he still doing this stuff to make people forget he offered his masseuse a horse to jerk him off on his airplane, she denied, leading to a $250k payoff to keep her quiet?

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

Ikr? With that kind of money you can just tell an underling “find me the objectively most talented blowjobist in Amsterdam and pay her to follow me around all month and drop to her knees the second I glance at her. And next month find me the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped to my mattress for all of April.”

But this is another example of “it’s not about sex, it’s about power.” It’s not enough to pay someone to sex you up, it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago

it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.

So that explains Trump being First Lady now.

I feel queasy.

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

Tossing Elno’s salad with jelly would be more dignified than what will actually happen.

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago

John McAfee brunch special?

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

What’s going to happen politically is going to be viler than any physical sexual act yet imagined. I don’t care if it involves pliers and a blowtorch, politically it will be worse.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

You're going to hell for that

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u/No_Significance_1550 1d ago

He just pulls the diaper over to the side…..

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u/shadowpawn 1d ago

just think of the happy ending you would be getting $$$

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Elon bought MAGA for a song, and now Trump will do the visas no matter what the Confederate peasants have to say about it. This is Thiel's oligarchy, Trump is just their dancing monkey.

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u/deSpaffle 1d ago

Does he even have sex with women? I thought he just pays them to be artificially inseminated. Its part of his weird breeding kink.

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u/SassTheFash 1d ago

Thanksgiving must’ve been awkward, when he reflexively nuts at the sight of a turkey baster.

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u/Toonces311 1d ago

Best use of "reflexively nut" ever. Well done sir.

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u/FridayLevelClue 1d ago

Well, he probably didn’t have any family around, just sycophants, so not too awkward.

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u/Szygani 1d ago

How very Pierce Hawthorne. "I also leave you a cylinder of my sperm"

https://youtu.be/rShi7_za-qQ?si=kjsRDVn_WuKUBFFq

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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 1d ago

That's literally it. It's all about power because there's nothing else to accomplish. When you have everything you could possibly want. You eventually wander in to the world of things you can't just buy. You need to get that itch. And that's what that creepy fat fuck does.

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u/BaconBrewTrue 1d ago

If what I've been told is true his mistake was asking. You are supposed to just do it, grab em by the pussy when your rich they let you do it.

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u/Madrugada2010 1d ago

"Blowjobist" - that's stellar.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

It's probably they want to FEEL like they charmed someone,.. or just getting what is hard to get at the moment.

These people are bottomless pits of need.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 1d ago

You can find anything you want in Amsterdam.

Buddy of mine on an Amsterdam trip declared "I want a blowjob and a haircut." Okay. "No, I mean at the same time."

I never asked because I didn't really want to know, but he did show up later that afternoon with the worst fucking haircut I've ever seen.

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u/Klokinator 1d ago

the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped

But that's the thing. They don't want 'willing'. When you're that rich, women throw themselves at you. It's no fun. They want a challenge. They want unwilling participants. And even if the participants are unwilling, so what? Billionaires exist in the first tier of justice while poors exist in the fifth.

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u/masterstoker 1d ago

You have really thought this through. What's up for May and June?

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u/pmw3505 1d ago

It’s about power, he wanted to exert what he thought was power over her thinking she wouldn’t refuse and she did. It’s less about the handjob and more about the control over people.

Also why the fuck would someone want a horse? Especially if they live in a city. Wtf you gonna do with that? Spend a ton of money to move into rural area so you can pay to have a stable or barn built and then have to commute to work today on top of all the new horse related costs? That’s a gift that costs you more than you get from it lmao

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u/TheStarkfish 1d ago

That's called sex trafficking. It's one of the few crimes that is still frowned upon in billionaire circles. I'm sure they're all doing it, but it's a gamble: do you end up getting away with it like Gaetz or going down for it like Diddy?

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u/Bdowns_770 1d ago

And a horse.

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u/Progman3K 1d ago

And my axe.

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u/andysniper 1d ago

It's about power though. He wants to be able to flaunt his wealth, to get a woman to do something she doesn't want to do, to control her.

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u/FUMFVR 1d ago

It's not about sex. It's about power.

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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 1d ago

It's about making someone who doesn't want to do something do it with money. You can see this attitude in all his actions, buying twitter was just a variation on here is a horse, now jerk me off.

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u/lipguy123 1d ago

You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.

He doesn't want to fuck sex workers, he wants to pluck out "reproducitvely viable" and seemingly "intelligent" employees to breed, preferably with low body count... hence why his daughter rightly called him a womanizer and vile incel.

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u/Glittering_Moist 1d ago

But that's no fun, seriously I've watched rich fucks use money to test a woman's metal in front of her bf, it's about power.

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u/Zeno_The_Alien 1d ago

And a horse.

EDIT - Just want to add that the proposition was never about being jerked off. It was about getting someone to do something they didn't want to do.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 1d ago

Hell, he's rich enough he could bring a horse as well.

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u/boytoy421 1d ago

Right?

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u/LordBigSlime 1d ago

He also endorsed a name for the scandal: Elongate.

I just don't understand how I can dislike so much about one person.

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u/abbyabsinthe 1d ago edited 11h ago

He's a rich kid who never grew up. He's a 12 year edgelord in a 50 year old man's flabby body, and he has enough money to do literally whatever the hell he wants, unchecked, and he has an army of Dunning-Kreuger victim frat boys who suck him off every time he speaks. He has no moral compass, and doesn't really have any one to tether him back to Earth (dunno if sociopath or brain damaged from drugs, or just rotten from being filthy rich). He wants to be the most powerful man in the world, and instead of using that money to achieve good, he'd rather do shit just for the sake of doing shit.

I just hope he over measures the amount of ketamine he's taking and soon.

Edit: I made a typo in the midst of calling others stupid. I hang my head in shame.

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u/FUMFVR 1d ago

This fucker grew up in an environment that most far right American white supremacists can only dream about. It's one of the reasons they love him so much.

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u/Mr_Conductor_USA 1d ago

Fucking their stepdaughters?

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u/donach69 1d ago

That too

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u/shadowpawn 1d ago

those emerald mines dont strip mine themselves.

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u/pagodapagoda 1d ago

Unfortunately it's damn near impossible to overdose on ketamine (unless you're mixing drugs). We're stuck with him for a long time.

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u/jlwinter90 1d ago

Come on now, chin up. He's flabby and lazy, no shot that's a healthy gym bro. Guy might have a coronary or something, we might be lucky yet. Gotta hold onto hope.

That said, he's got good health care, so. Yeah. Probably stuck with him.

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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago

His default combat move is something he literally calls the walrus, where he flops on them and pins them with his flab

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u/splashist 1d ago

you can however utterly lose your boundaries and spill massively.

Go Elon go, limits are for poor people, just hit the gas all the way!!

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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 1d ago

Yeah he's no Zuckerberg, cunt got rich and is actively making him self stronger and healthier

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u/Keated 1d ago

We could get someone to take one for the team and do something more dangerous with him. Given he's basically an edgy teen all you'd need to do is imply he's a puss if he doesn't amd he'd feel the need to do double

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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago

I think he's going to end up ODing on tusi before too long

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u/JoshSidekick 1d ago

Maybe someone can introduce him to how awesome hot tubs are.

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u/HeyHaveSomeStuff 1d ago

It would be sweet if it were tesla autopilot that took him out.

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u/abbyabsinthe 1d ago

All the money in the world doesn’t protect you from aneurisms, aggressive cancers, or spontaneous organ rupture. Or plane crashes.

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u/BaconCheeseZombie 1d ago

Or lead travelling at 460 m s-1

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u/pizzastank 1d ago

People like him have a nasty habit of living long past their expiration date.

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u/Sea-Breaz 1d ago

Never have I seen a more accurate description. And I concur with the whole Ketamine thing.

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u/Enough_Affect_9916 1d ago

He hit midlife and his mortal coil made him grumpy.

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u/kichien 1d ago

That was an excellent use of words.

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 1d ago

He offered Wikipedia a billion dollars to change their name to Dickopedia.

This is the man that's been tasked with government efficiency and slashing budgets and he wanted to drop a life changing amount of money on a dick joke.

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u/HighHokie 1d ago

Whoa, are we talking about Elon or Trump? 

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u/Toonces311 1d ago

Is the movie "the toy" before flick learns his lesson.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

To be fair he - unlike every human being on the planet - has dedicated his entire existence to being disliked.

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u/clarysfairchilds 1d ago

honestly, while I think he settles for being disliked, his #1 dream in life is to be the funny cool popular guy, and he tries SO HARD that he just ends up looking ridiculous. so now he's doing the same thing as trump, which is saying all publicity is good publicity and just trying to stay in everyone's heads rent-free regardless of whether they love him or hate him.

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u/jonker5101 1d ago

His lineup of Teslas: Model S, 3, X, Y

He's such a fucking dweeb.

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u/seahawk1977 1d ago

Oh god dammit! TIL...

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u/SlightFresnel 1d ago

And Ford refused to release the name "Model E" to him, hence the 3.

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u/Thomaseeno 1d ago

You're fucking kidding

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

Nope. Ford owns the name "Model E". They have since they started prototyping electric cars in the 80's/90's.

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u/CapnCrunk77 1d ago

Holy crap. I’d wondered why they had such rando names. Now I know!

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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago

He wanted her to have a set of his in vitro twins too, it wasn't just that he wanted jerked off, he presumably wanted her to aim it into a turkey baster

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u/michimoby 1d ago

I pictured the masseuse guiding a horse toward Elon’s lumpy naked body.

“C’mon, Strider. Bite gently.”

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u/alienfromthecaravan 1d ago

The problem is that he gets rejected very very few times. He asked because most of them so accept sexual stuff for money then signed an NDA. This shit os so common in high rollers is not even funny

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u/SnoopingStuff 1d ago

Oh my lord that’s creepy

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

These people are so lame. It's like their ONLY super power is money and they all think they are Batman.

Trump had to threaten Stormy to lose a spot on his show. Almost loses his shot with a paid porn star by saying smoothly, "You remind me of my daughter."

It makes me feel a bit better about myself, actually. So I appreciate that Trump and Musk keep winning through no skill but are miserable.

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u/soraticat 1d ago

Apparently, she was a flight attendant whom he encouraged to learn to give massages.

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u/WeirdLawBooks 1d ago

WOW DID I MISREAD THAT

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u/fitz__pleasure 1d ago

Nope. He asked for a handy, she said no. He offered a horse, she said no. $250k ensued.

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u/WeirdLawBooks 1d ago

No, I misread it because I skipped the “him” in the sentence. Thought he brought a horse on a plane for the masseuse to give the horse a handy 😵‍💫🤮🤮🤮

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u/Any-External-6221 1d ago

I did too, if that helps any.

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u/WeirdLawBooks 1d ago

Thank you, that does indeed help

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u/the_scarlett_ning 1d ago

I did too. I was thinking the guy is just one step away from being Caligula, pt 2.

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u/currently_pooping_rn 1d ago

His fans would think that’s pretty baller and/or funny. Things that shame a normal person don’t work on these people

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u/BerlinBorough2 1d ago

offered his masseuse a horse to jerk him off on his airplane

He forgot he was not on Epsteins jet

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u/e-zimbra 1d ago

How can a horse jerk him off?

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u/ForLark 1d ago

I’ll never understand how people didn’t turn on him after he defamed the hero of the Thai cave rescue because it wasn’t him.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 1d ago

The same people that idolize Trump, also idolize Elon. The same question could be asked why people didn’t turn on Trump when he mocked the disabled. It’s because birds of a feather. That’s why.

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

Also because they idolize anyone with the net worth of a small country. No matter how they acquired it. Money is the only thing that matters in life to these people.

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 1d ago

Have literally seen people justify tax evasion and fraud as a power move. They think crime is a-ok as long as a rich person does it, because to them being rich must mean you are smart.

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u/etherdesign 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, I don't know where people ever got that idea that hard work or smarts make people rich. I guess it's drilled into them at school just like all of the other bullshit. Most of these people have had their money handed to them and I can't think of more worthless people on the planet than people who have never had to work a day in their lives. That includes all these fucking hacks that are pundits, that's not a job.

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u/DingBatUs 1d ago

Jack Welch

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u/ProfessorCrackhead 1d ago

A lot of them also believe in the prosperity gospel doctrine, so being rich isn't just a sign of intelligence to them, it's a sign of God's favor.

How else could you amass so much wealth unless you deserved it and God willed it?

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u/BlaktimusPrime 1d ago

Cause you know…they “bring in jobs”

Like GTFOH.

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u/GlobalWarminIsComing 1d ago

I think that's partially because tax is evasion is "sticking it to the stupid overreaching government". They hate the government so seeing someone get one over them is kinda fun.

Meanwhile regular thieves and drug use make you feel unsafe in the streets and hurt normal people. That's not fun.

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u/T--Frex 1d ago

It's because people think tax loopholes, offshore havens, and evasion are all pre-existing little flaws in our system that these rich folks have discovered by sheer brilliance and thus their use of them justifies: a) their continued use because they deserve the money they save by finding the crafty tricks in the system that they work so hard for, and b) that they are so smart and deserve to be rich and idolized forever.

Little do people realize these loopholes and "flaws" were brute forced into the system by rich people lobbying and paying for them to exist. The order of operations actually goes:

  1. Be born rich/become rich on the labor or ideas of other people.
  2. Pay to manipulate the system in your favor to avoid taxes and make it difficult for others to accumulate wealth so your lobbying/campaign donation dollars aren't diluted by others.
  3. Continue to accumulate wealth on the backs of others.
  4. Teach your children to do the same.
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u/why0me 1d ago

Because for some reason they think, and I mean they really think that somehow Trump will make them rich too

They don't understand he's rich because he's exploited people like them his whole life

They don't understand rich people stay rich because they don't share

They believe in their tiny lil heart of hearts if Trump could get that rich they can.

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u/blueeyes239 1d ago

I will never understand why that wasn't the end of it.

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u/sluttytinkerbells 1d ago

Because most people don't really follow this kind of shit and Musk has been running an astroturf bot campaign promoting his brand for at least a decade now.

Those accounts posting "He's like a real life Tony Stark" aren't actually real people.

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u/ForLark 1d ago

I actually remember briefly buying that narrative.

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u/pmw3505 1d ago

The thing is he could have been if he, you know; didn’t have such a massive ego problem and need for social validation from the faceless masses

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u/jollyreaper2112 1d ago

It would have fundamentally required him to be a different person because he can't shut up but yeah. That image was an easy sell because he was doing cool stuff and he looked like the one good billionaire. But his essential nature meant he couldn't maintain the illusion. He's a fucking asshole and terrible person who can't shut up.

But man, it was a convincing act for a while. I'd been burned enough to never idolize people but he was someone I was interested to hear from. I've had people I've admired as much and hated as much but never in the same person. He fell off for me so hard.

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u/CapnCrunk77 1d ago

Same. I remember him as the cool tech guy that did guest spots on Big Bang Theory and SNL. Just a goofy on the spectrum dude doing cool EV and rocket stuff.

Then the mask came off.

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

To be fair, MCU Tony Stark was a complete git until he was blown up, kidnapped, and then imprisoned in a cave. So, you know...

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u/Neurotic-Kitten 1d ago

Because for some people cruelty is not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/ShadowDragon8685 1d ago

That's when a lot of people who were generally positive and progressive but didn't bother to dig deep into him did abandon him.

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u/daniu 1d ago

I think most people did. He was pretty much a nerd hero for a while, then showed some cracks you could kind of excuse, but I'm pretty certain I wasn't the only one for whom this was the last drop to accept that he actually was a psychopath, not some kind of somewhat cringe tech bro. 

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u/ForLark 1d ago

Are you in the US? Because he still has the MAGA fans and the people who are still convinced he’s an inventor.

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u/daniu 1d ago

Yeah I was referring to the overall opinion of me and on reddit. MAGA people seem to be unable to evaluate actual behavior to change theirs anyway. 

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u/Otaraka 1d ago edited 1d ago

Really annoyed me he won the lawsuit on that, which basically boiled down to 'he deleted the tweets so that made it OK'. It wasn't a one-off tweet and he was clearly implying he really was one. He spent 50000 investigating him trying to find stuff to prove it.

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 1d ago

And then use your limitless funds to ensure the diver loses his defamation case in the US courts and is still struggling to clear his name.

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u/ButtholeMoshpit 1d ago

That was my first Elon Musk 'hol up' moment. It's been downhill from there sadly.

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u/LawabidingKhajiit 1d ago

Nono you see it wasn't defamation, it was a common South African insult, a judge said so. That's why it's fine to call Elon Musk a pedo.

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u/Haechi_StB 1d ago

For many, including me, that was the wake-up call.

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u/Cynical-avocado 1d ago

But it’s ok though because that’s just some obscure South African slang 🙃

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u/No_Highway8863 1d ago

That wasn’t even the worst of it, he literally hired somebody to try and dig up dirt on the rescuer guy

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u/AaronTuplin 1d ago

No, not "pedofile" just "pedo guy" then he could maybe claim he called him a fart guy if he got held responsible

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 1d ago

At the time I figured he brome with teality because of the stress of working so much.

Now I know he's never lkved in reality or works that much, besides scheming to enrich himself via scammery.

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u/calmdownmyguy 1d ago

Fucking idiot actually thought he could design a suitable craft for an extremely niche situation, build it, transport it, and train people to operate it before the kids died of dehydrated.

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

If only he would construct a very poorly designed submersible, to go view the Titanic wreckage...if only

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u/calmdownmyguy 1d ago

I wish he would strap his fat ass to one of his rockets and blast off to Mars.

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u/JimboTCB 1d ago

We just need to troll him hard enough to make him add a "submarine mode" to the Cybertruck and demonstrate it personally.

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u/thejesterofdarkness 1d ago

That would fail before it got 6 inches into the water.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 1d ago

He just seems like a spiraling drug addict to me at all times. That whole mess reeked of someone on a bender endlessly posting more and more unhinged fantasies.

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u/Fake_William_Shatner 1d ago

Elon's rescue attempt reminded me of Guy on Galaxy Quest; "Can you form a primitive lathe?"

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u/Wiildman8 1d ago

Yeah, the idea was useless on such short notice. Maybe if he really cared he could try designing a remote subterranean rescue drone or whatever the fuck for future incidents, but it was only about getting to play hero for him

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u/situation9000 1d ago

Then shit on the people actually doing something like calling the one rescue dive a pedo. (Cave rescue divers are incredibly skilled —it’s one of the most dangerous types of rescue training) Then won the slander case against the diver because Elon is rich.

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u/pgabrielfreak 1d ago

There was a show on Disney+ about that rescue. I've watched it multiple times. What those men managed to do was absolutely heroic. Worth multiple watches, trust me!

Edit it's called The Rescue

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u/tastes_of_cardboard 1d ago

I too definitely recommend it. It’s crazy that the guys who did the rescue were cave/dive hobbyists! Military dive teams couldn’t do it. One of them actually had to be rescued by the hobbyists. Those boys were so lucky they were found. Fuck Elon.

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u/PerireAnimus13 1d ago edited 18h ago

THIS. There are films about the rescue and it’s insane what those kids went through and survived thanks to the diving hobbyists. If I remember correctly the rescuers themselves, the hobbyists, actually retired. They came out of retirement to save those kids and their teacher and a diver.

Thai Cave Rescue Thirteen Lives

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u/situation9000 1d ago

Thanks! I didn’t know about that documentary

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u/rabidturbofox 1d ago

It’s a really good watch, I recommend it.

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 1d ago

There's a podcast called Against the odds who did a whole series on it. I like all their episodes but the thia cave is some of the first and super good.

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u/DudeWhatAreYouSaying 1d ago edited 1d ago

Also really drives home how stupid the sub idea was. I didn't really understand the dimensions of the cave until I watched the doc. If human fucking beings have to take off their SCUBA packs and drag them to fit through certain stretches, ain't no fucking sub gonna work there

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u/Tunafishsam 1d ago

I suspect it was because his attorney was L Lin Wood. Yep, that Trump nutball attorney.

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u/UnrulyCrow 1d ago

It was especially rich because that cave diver was a highly experienced man who was definitely the sort of person you'd want for such a rescue mission. Like bro dared shit on the most appropriate person to have on board, it says everything about him as a person.

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u/situation9000 1d ago

BuT eLoN iS A sUpErGeNiUs…..

Edit: the actual smartest person in the room understands that an expert in a field with years of experience probably knows more about a subject than you do.

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u/JohnGillnitz 1d ago

That is what you call projection.

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u/Unhappy_Trade7988 1d ago

BuT he’S a TaLenTed EnGinEEr!

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u/Antique-Special8024 1d ago

LeT mE rEsCuE tHeM WiTh mY iMaGiNaRy sUbMaRiNe…

Elons child smuggling submarine isn't imaginary.

We should be concerned as to why someone who was friends with Epstein owns a child smuggling submarine though...

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u/Zanna-K 1d ago

I mean, it was a real submarine. He actually had a bunch of engineers rig one up and send it to Thailand. The problem is that it wasn't useful and was a distraction from the rescue efforts. The dude thought he was literally Tony Stark and could have some little miracle device whipped up to save the day. He then threw a hissy fit when the actual experts on the ground who were actually executing the rescue efforts and had real knowledge of the situation told him that he was not helping.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 22h ago

How in this world can people take him seriously?!

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u/party_benson 1d ago

You mean pedophile. He called the rescuer that. So projection, 100%. 

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

Yep.

You can't be this close to the core of the GOP without being a kid fucker or okay with people who fuck kids

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u/Apprehensive-Unit841 1d ago

Replican politicians index MUCH HIGHER on child sex crimes than average Americans.

www.whoismakingnews.com

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u/Queasy-Creme-2293 1d ago

Libertarians are REALLY punching above their weight on the child sex crimes front. Completely unsurprising.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

I mean, the group of people who routinely advocate for the removal of age of consent laws kind of tell on themselves...

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u/joystickd 1d ago

No doubt. There be plenty of skeletons in that closet.

One doesn't need to look any further than his creepy dad (and mum).

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u/saranghaemagpie 1d ago

Smeller's the feller

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u/ThePowerOfStories 1d ago

What an excellent opportunity to spread knowledge of the simple free party game / insult that is Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine.

Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine

A game of terrible solutions to terrifying problems by Steve Dee

Get a piece of paper for every player. One player secretly writes down a terrible problem the world is facing right now, ripped from the headline news or their own tragic life. They must sum it up in six words or less. (eg kids stuck in cave under ocean, Russian interference in world politics, cat vomit on carpet, going to die a virgin). Write this problem on all the pieces of paper except one. On that one, write ELON MUSK.

Put all the pieces of paper in a hat and each player draws one out randomly. The player who wrote the problem does not draw.

Then every player pitches their solution to the problem. Of course, being no-nonsense billionaire tech-bro geniuses, they can only say two words to sum up their solution. One player doesn’t know the problem. They are Elon Musk and can only babble random words.

Example: the problem is kids stuck in cave under ocean. Players say things like “robot divers”, “cave drill”, “waterproof bats”. The player who is Elon says “iPod submarine” or “space roadster”.

Once everyone has made a pitch, the players try to figure out who is Elon Musk. If they are right, they win. If Elon Musk has successfully guessed what the problem is, Elon wins and everyone else loses because he’s going to build his goddamn iPod submarine.

Change who came up with the problem, come up with a new problem to defeat, and repeat until the fall of capitalism.

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u/Zian64 1d ago

Ahh! Its Chameleon.

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u/Ok_Comparison_8304 1d ago

This is genius.

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u/hoosiergamecock 1d ago

Lol this is honestly a great game. Commenting to save it for later

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u/MolassesSimple6454 1d ago

Just buy chameleon at target or Walmart. It’s the same exact game. 

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago edited 1d ago

I figured out what a pathetic POS he was when he bought Tesla and made himself CEO despite having NONE of the education, knowledge, training, experience and expertise you would expect from a CEO of the automobile industry. He's not even a car enthusiast! Even worse, he also had the gall to rewrite history by claiming to be a founder of this company that he bought! He then further proved himself to be an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac by his conduct on Twitter before he bought it... and essentially repeated history after STUPIDLY buying it!

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u/beadyeyes123456 1d ago

I mean look at that UGLY "truck" he sells. Ugliest thing I've seen on the road in years.

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u/utterlyuncool 1d ago

Wdym? r/cyberstuck is a gold mine, so much good content there. He should be credited for providing us with entertainment and screening method for morons.

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u/ShadowMajestic 1d ago

And if you post there, you'll get banned from subs Musk owns.

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u/Silverspeed85 1d ago

I'm already subbed, you don't have to convince me more.

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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 1d ago

I'd actually start posting just to get banned to find out where the boot lickers are

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u/donrane 1d ago

That truck was meant to be the survival type badass outdoor type. Turns out they bought a fragile princess that can't even handle rain or any kind of terrain. What a joke design.

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

My only question about the Cybertruck is, “How many have been sold to Definitely Not Elon No Really, LLC”

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u/Taoistandroid 1d ago

The founder thing needs to be emphasized more. Who buys a company and writes in that they have to recognized as a founder.

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u/DiamondplateDave 1d ago

Well, didn't most of Trump's enterprises founder? I think that's generally recognized.

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u/ManiaGamine 1d ago

But it's worse he also goes into these companies and has them retroactively make him a founder so he can bullshit to people that he founded the companies to sell his bs origin story of being a genius entrepreneur when in reality he is just a rich con artist.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

He continually proves to be nothing more than a profiteering parasite instead of the genius entrepreneur he wishes he were and and that he wishes everyone else to see him as!

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u/random9212 1d ago

He calls himself a modern-day Edison. And he is right, just not how he thinks.

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u/Mr_Conductor_USA 1d ago

Edison hired a bunch of technicians in a lab to solve problems.

Elon plays financial tricks to move money between his concerns propped up with air and hype and plays the shell game fast enough he hopes nobody notices federal subsidies sliding around and landing right in his pocket in the form of cold hard cash. He's been compared to Ellison, but Ellison kept all his capital in his company and actually got in trouble for borrowing too much against it to fund his lifestyle. Elon is a con man and a grifter who has played the Wall Street game very well in our era of fools begging for haircuts. Edison did have his heel turn when he tried to sell DC power distribution at scale which just wasn't technologically going to work (it does work on a small scale, I mean look at electric street railways operating at 600V DC). But most of his career was more similar to Steve Jobs than Elon Musk. He knew what products he wanted to sell, and he hired the right people to make them exist. He also had the capital and the patience to fund the R&D. Jobs was good at talking people into funding his startups and I assume Edison was the same. But Elon's constant puffery of Tesla is kind of something else, it involves not just selling dreams but a lot more straight up deception because going concerns have balance sheets that are subject to shareholder scrutiny.

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u/Circumin 1d ago

It works though. At least in America. We r dumb as rocks

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u/FrostedPixel47 1d ago

He's got beef with Wikipedia cuz the latter refuses to list him as the founder of Tesla

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

Thereby further proving what a pathetic POS he is!

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Maybe I'm lucky, but I barely knew who he was before the Thailand cave thing.

I'm not really into EVs (mostly because I can't afford one) nor do I follow space news so he was just another douche bag CEO to me until that point.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

As a computer/tech enthusiast that was noticing how much cars have changed because of EVs (somewhere in the mid 2000's as best as I can recall), I began to look into whether an EV would be my next car and the name Elon Musk kept popping up, so I looked up what I could about him... and my opinion of him has never been positive nor gotten any better.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Yes, I certainly would never buy anything he has his hand in.

Disgusting human being.

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u/__O_o_______ 1d ago

Wdym, he’s a huge car enthusiast! He spent 1/20th of what he got for selling zip2 to Compaq on a million dollar McLaren as seen in this cringey cringey video. “It is a moment in my life.” Shudder

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

And then crashed it.

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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 1d ago

I may get down voted, but I used to really like/believe in Elon. Up until this situation with the sub and the coach of the team. I was so "turned off" by that entire thing that I have been against his shit ever since. Fuck that douche bag!

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u/Finassar 1d ago

That's alright man. If we don't learn from our mistakes we aren't any better

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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 1d ago

I couldn't agree more, self reflection is key.

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u/Debt_Otherwise 1d ago

I was the same. I can’t believe I bought into his BS.

At least we woke up…

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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 1d ago

Amen buddy!

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u/Isyourmammaallama 1d ago

Yup. Hated him since

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u/GasCollection 1d ago

On another note, I saw a documentary Army the cave rescue and it was amazing. Those cave drivers are some badass heros. 

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Indeed. Balls of steel required to dive in a cave. I'm way too much of a chicken shit to do it!

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u/FUMFVR 1d ago

Remember when he called the guy that coordinated the successful rescue of all the boys a pedophile? The guy who knew the that the best people for the job were his friends in an amateur cave dive rescue group back in the UK? Called him a pedophile for not using his shit submersible. The guys that figured out on the fly that wrapping an empty water bottle between the boys' feet was the best way to keep them from getting stuck in the narrow passageways? The narrow passageways that some fucking billionaire asshole didn't even know or care existed?

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Yep. Imagine being a 50 something year old billionaire and behaving in such an immature way.

I'd doubt Musk has even been in a cave once in his life.

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u/brickne3 1d ago

Well he's probably been in a few emerald mines.

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u/Clickrack 1d ago

A punk bitch if you want to be technically correct.

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

That was when I realized he wasn’t so great.  Up until then I’d only heard positive things.  He was a real life Tony Stark with a nifty vision for a technological future. Seeing him call a professional rescuer a pedo ditched that real quick.

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u/CankerLord 1d ago

Yeah, you could tell he was a little bitch before that incident but you could be excused for not noticing how Elon Musk was acting. If after that happened you still didn't get it that'd be on you and your horrible judgment of character.

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u/Chrznble 1d ago

Dude was tool back when he did that dumbass interview about PayPal and getting his McLaren delivered to him. Y’all are horrible at judging characters. He was a a bitch long before the Thai incident. I find it hilarious how people rode his nuts for so long 😂

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u/joystickd 1d ago

In my defence I didn't know him from whoever the Johnson and Johnson CEO was at the time prior to the Thai cave incident.

I only learnt of his PayPal and emerald mine inheritance past well after. I wasn't online much back then when I was younger 😂

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u/Infamous-Salad-2223 1d ago

I think the average prostitute has waaaay thougher skin than Elona.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 1d ago

he only dick rides metaphorically, so he can't win unless she loses favour. which is a coin toss, like for everyone else

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 1d ago

That’s when I realized something was up with him

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u/Akussa 1d ago

This is pretty much the eye opening moment for me. I wasn't a fan of his or anything, but I wasn't grossed out at any movie/tv cameos or name drops that happened like I am today. It was just such an off the wall accusation to make against the guy that was trying to do some real work to help rescue the boys. Then when called out he just doubled and tripled down. That's the moment I think the facade dropped and people started waking up to what a psychopath he is.

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 1d ago

I didn't know much about him, but thought he was a potential brilliant innovator up until that point. Then started looking into the guy and was like "oh, okay, he's an apartheid beneficiary bratty asshole".

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