And then proceed to defame the diver (who helped save kids) that said it was worthless by calling him a pedophile. Elon bros really swept that under the rug.
Is he still doing this stuff to make people forget he offered his masseuse a horse to jerk him off on his airplane, she denied, leading to a $250k payoff to keep her quiet?
Ikr? With that kind of money you can just tell an underling “find me the objectively most talented blowjobist in Amsterdam and pay her to follow me around all month and drop to her knees the second I glance at her. And next month find me the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped to my mattress for all of April.”
But this is another example of “it’s not about sex, it’s about power.” It’s not enough to pay someone to sex you up, it’s about having enough wealth to demand sexual favors of anyone who wanders into your field of view.
What’s going to happen politically is going to be viler than any physical sexual act yet imagined. I don’t care if it involves pliers and a blowtorch, politically it will be worse.
Elon bought MAGA for a song, and now Trump will do the visas no matter what the Confederate peasants have to say about it. This is Thiel's oligarchy, Trump is just their dancing monkey.
That's literally it. It's all about power because there's nothing else to accomplish. When you have everything you could possibly want. You eventually wander in to the world of things you can't just buy. You need to get that itch. And that's what that creepy fat fuck does.
the tightest vajayjay in Berlin who’s willing to be duct-taped
But that's the thing. They don't want 'willing'. When you're that rich, women throw themselves at you. It's no fun. They want a challenge. They want unwilling participants. And even if the participants are unwilling, so what? Billionaires exist in the first tier of justice while poors exist in the fifth.
It’s about power, he wanted to exert what he thought was power over her thinking she wouldn’t refuse and she did. It’s less about the handjob and more about the control over people.
Also why the fuck would someone want a horse? Especially if they live in a city. Wtf you gonna do with that? Spend a ton of money to move into rural area so you can pay to have a stable or barn built and then have to commute to work today on top of all the new horse related costs? That’s a gift that costs you more than you get from it lmao
That's called sex trafficking. It's one of the few crimes that is still frowned upon in billionaire circles. I'm sure they're all doing it, but it's a gamble: do you end up getting away with it like Gaetz or going down for it like Diddy?
It's about making someone who doesn't want to do something do it with money. You can see this attitude in all his actions, buying twitter was just a variation on here is a horse, now jerk me off.
You’re a billionaire, next time just bring an escort AND a masseuse.
He doesn't want to fuck sex workers, he wants to pluck out "reproducitvely viable" and seemingly "intelligent" employees to breed, preferably with low body count... hence why his daughter rightly called him a womanizer and vile incel.
He's a rich kid who never grew up. He's a 12 year edgelord in a 50 year old man's flabby body, and he has enough money to do literally whatever the hell he wants, unchecked, and he has an army of Dunning-Kreuger victim frat boys who suck him off every time he speaks. He has no moral compass, and doesn't really have any one to tether him back to Earth (dunno if sociopath or brain damaged from drugs, or just rotten from being filthy rich). He wants to be the most powerful man in the world, and instead of using that money to achieve good, he'd rather do shit just for the sake of doing shit.
I just hope he over measures the amount of ketamine he's taking and soon.
Edit: I made a typo in the midst of calling others stupid. I hang my head in shame.
This fucker grew up in an environment that most far right American white supremacists can only dream about. It's one of the reasons they love him so much.
Come on now, chin up. He's flabby and lazy, no shot that's a healthy gym bro. Guy might have a coronary or something, we might be lucky yet. Gotta hold onto hope.
That said, he's got good health care, so. Yeah. Probably stuck with him.
We could get someone to take one for the team and do something more dangerous with him. Given he's basically an edgy teen all you'd need to do is imply he's a puss if he doesn't amd he'd feel the need to do double
He offered Wikipedia a billion dollars to change their name to Dickopedia.
This is the man that's been tasked with government efficiency and slashing budgets and he wanted to drop a life changing amount of money on a dick joke.
honestly, while I think he settles for being disliked, his #1 dream in life is to be the funny cool popular guy, and he tries SO HARD that he just ends up looking ridiculous. so now he's doing the same thing as trump, which is saying all publicity is good publicity and just trying to stay in everyone's heads rent-free regardless of whether they love him or hate him.
He wanted her to have a set of his in vitro twins too, it wasn't just that he wanted jerked off, he presumably wanted her to aim it into a turkey baster
The problem is that he gets rejected very very few times. He asked because most of them so accept sexual stuff for money then signed an NDA. This shit os so common in high rollers is not even funny
These people are so lame. It's like their ONLY super power is money and they all think they are Batman.
Trump had to threaten Stormy to lose a spot on his show. Almost loses his shot with a paid porn star by saying smoothly, "You remind me of my daughter."
It makes me feel a bit better about myself, actually. So I appreciate that Trump and Musk keep winning through no skill but are miserable.
The same people that idolize Trump, also idolize Elon. The same question could be asked why people didn’t turn on Trump when he mocked the disabled. It’s because birds of a feather. That’s why.
Also because they idolize anyone with the net worth of a small country. No matter how they acquired it. Money is the only thing that matters in life to these people.
Have literally seen people justify tax evasion and fraud as a power move. They think crime is a-ok as long as a rich person does it, because to them being rich must mean you are smart.
Yeah, I don't know where people ever got that idea that hard work or smarts make people rich. I guess it's drilled into them at school just like all of the other bullshit. Most of these people have had their money handed to them and I can't think of more worthless people on the planet than people who have never had to work a day in their lives. That includes all these fucking hacks that are pundits, that's not a job.
I think that's partially because tax is evasion is "sticking it to the stupid overreaching government". They hate the government so seeing someone get one over them is kinda fun.
Meanwhile regular thieves and drug use make you feel unsafe in the streets and hurt normal people. That's not fun.
It's because people think tax loopholes, offshore havens, and evasion are all pre-existing little flaws in our system that these rich folks have discovered by sheer brilliance and thus their use of them justifies: a) their continued use because they deserve the money they save by finding the crafty tricks in the system that they work so hard for, and b) that they are so smart and deserve to be rich and idolized forever.
Little do people realize these loopholes and "flaws" were brute forced into the system by rich people lobbying and paying for them to exist. The order of operations actually goes:
Be born rich/become rich on the labor or ideas of other people.
Pay to manipulate the system in your favor to avoid taxes and make it difficult for others to accumulate wealth so your lobbying/campaign donation dollars aren't diluted by others.
Continue to accumulate wealth on the backs of others.
Because most people don't really follow this kind of shit and Musk has been running an astroturf bot campaign promoting his brand for at least a decade now.
Those accounts posting "He's like a real life Tony Stark" aren't actually real people.
It would have fundamentally required him to be a different person because he can't shut up but yeah. That image was an easy sell because he was doing cool stuff and he looked like the one good billionaire. But his essential nature meant he couldn't maintain the illusion. He's a fucking asshole and terrible person who can't shut up.
But man, it was a convincing act for a while. I'd been burned enough to never idolize people but he was someone I was interested to hear from. I've had people I've admired as much and hated as much but never in the same person. He fell off for me so hard.
Same. I remember him as the cool tech guy that did guest spots on Big Bang Theory and SNL. Just a goofy on the spectrum dude doing cool EV and rocket stuff.
I think most people did. He was pretty much a nerd hero for a while, then showed some cracks you could kind of excuse, but I'm pretty certain I wasn't the only one for whom this was the last drop to accept that he actually was a psychopath, not some kind of somewhat cringe tech bro.
Really annoyed me he won the lawsuit on that, which basically boiled down to 'he deleted the tweets so that made it OK'. It wasn't a one-off tweet and he was clearly implying he really was one. He spent 50000 investigating him trying to find stuff to prove it.
Fucking idiot actually thought he could design a suitable craft for an extremely niche situation, build it, transport it, and train people to operate it before the kids died of dehydrated.
He just seems like a spiraling drug addict to me at all times. That whole mess reeked of someone on a bender endlessly posting more and more unhinged fantasies.
Yeah, the idea was useless on such short notice. Maybe if he really cared he could try designing a remote subterranean rescue drone or whatever the fuck for future incidents, but it was only about getting to play hero for him
Then shit on the people actually doing something like calling the one rescue dive a pedo. (Cave rescue divers are incredibly skilled —it’s one of the most dangerous types of rescue training) Then won the slander case against the diver because Elon is rich.
There was a show on Disney+ about that rescue. I've watched it multiple times. What those men managed to do was absolutely heroic. Worth multiple watches, trust me!
I too definitely recommend it. It’s crazy that the guys who did the rescue were cave/dive hobbyists! Military dive teams couldn’t do it. One of them actually had to be rescued by the hobbyists. Those boys were so lucky they were found. Fuck Elon.
THIS. There are films about the rescue and it’s insane what those kids went through and survived thanks to the diving hobbyists. If I remember correctly the rescuers themselves, the hobbyists, actually retired. They came out of retirement to save those kids and their teacher and a diver.
There's a podcast called Against the odds who did a whole series on it. I like all their episodes but the thia cave is some of the first and super good.
Also really drives home how stupid the sub idea was. I didn't really understand the dimensions of the cave until I watched the doc. If human fucking beings have to take off their SCUBA packs and drag them to fit through certain stretches, ain't no fucking sub gonna work there
It was especially rich because that cave diver was a highly experienced man who was definitely the sort of person you'd want for such a rescue mission. Like bro dared shit on the most appropriate person to have on board, it says everything about him as a person.
Edit: the actual smartest person in the room understands that an expert in a field with years of experience probably knows more about a subject than you do.
I mean, it was a real submarine. He actually had a bunch of engineers rig one up and send it to Thailand. The problem is that it wasn't useful and was a distraction from the rescue efforts. The dude thought he was literally Tony Stark and could have some little miracle device whipped up to save the day. He then threw a hissy fit when the actual experts on the ground who were actually executing the rescue efforts and had real knowledge of the situation told him that he was not helping.
What an excellent opportunity to spread knowledge of the simple free party game / insult that is Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine.
Elon Musk’s iPod Submarine
A game of terrible solutions to terrifying problems by Steve Dee
Get a piece of paper for every player. One player secretly writes down a terrible problem the world is facing right now, ripped from the headline news or their own tragic life. They must sum it up in six words or less. (eg kids stuck in cave under ocean, Russian interference in world politics, cat vomit on carpet, going to die a virgin). Write this problem on all the pieces of paper except one. On that one, write ELON MUSK.
Put all the pieces of paper in a hat and each player draws one out randomly. The player who wrote the problem does not draw.
Then every player pitches their solution to the problem. Of course, being no-nonsense billionaire tech-bro geniuses, they can only say two words to sum up their solution. One player doesn’t know the problem. They are Elon Musk and can only babble random words.
Example: the problem is kids stuck in cave under ocean. Players say things like “robot divers”, “cave drill”, “waterproof bats”. The player who is Elon says “iPod submarine” or “space roadster”.
Once everyone has made a pitch, the players try to figure out who is Elon Musk. If they are right, they win. If Elon Musk has successfully guessed what the problem is, Elon wins and everyone else loses because he’s going to build his goddamn iPod submarine.
Change who came up with the problem, come up with a new problem to defeat, and repeat until the fall of capitalism.
I figured out what a pathetic POS he was when he bought Tesla and made himself CEO despite having NONE of the education, knowledge, training, experience and expertise you would expect from a CEO of the automobile industry. He's not even a car enthusiast! Even worse, he also had the gall to rewrite history by claiming to be a founder of this company that he bought! He then further proved himself to be an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac by his conduct on Twitter before he bought it... and essentially repeated history after STUPIDLY buying it!
Wdym? r/cyberstuck is a gold mine, so much good content there. He should be credited for providing us with entertainment and screening method for morons.
That truck was meant to be the survival type badass outdoor type.
Turns out they bought a fragile princess that can't even handle rain or any kind of terrain. What a joke design.
But it's worse he also goes into these companies and has them retroactively make him a founder so he can bullshit to people that he founded the companies to sell his bs origin story of being a genius entrepreneur when in reality he is just a rich con artist.
He continually proves to be nothing more than a profiteering parasite instead of the genius entrepreneur he wishes he were and and that he wishes everyone else to see him as!
Edison hired a bunch of technicians in a lab to solve problems.
Elon plays financial tricks to move money between his concerns propped up with air and hype and plays the shell game fast enough he hopes nobody notices federal subsidies sliding around and landing right in his pocket in the form of cold hard cash. He's been compared to Ellison, but Ellison kept all his capital in his company and actually got in trouble for borrowing too much against it to fund his lifestyle. Elon is a con man and a grifter who has played the Wall Street game very well in our era of fools begging for haircuts. Edison did have his heel turn when he tried to sell DC power distribution at scale which just wasn't technologically going to work (it does work on a small scale, I mean look at electric street railways operating at 600V DC). But most of his career was more similar to Steve Jobs than Elon Musk. He knew what products he wanted to sell, and he hired the right people to make them exist. He also had the capital and the patience to fund the R&D. Jobs was good at talking people into funding his startups and I assume Edison was the same. But Elon's constant puffery of Tesla is kind of something else, it involves not just selling dreams but a lot more straight up deception because going concerns have balance sheets that are subject to shareholder scrutiny.
As a computer/tech enthusiast that was noticing how much cars have changed because of EVs (somewhere in the mid 2000's as best as I can recall), I began to look into whether an EV would be my next car and the name Elon Musk kept popping up, so I looked up what I could about him... and my opinion of him has never been positive nor gotten any better.
Wdym, he’s a huge car enthusiast! He spent 1/20th of what he got for selling zip2 to Compaq on a million dollar McLaren as seen in this cringey cringey video. “It is a moment in my life.” Shudder
I may get down voted, but I used to really like/believe in Elon. Up until this situation with the sub and the coach of the team. I was so "turned off" by that entire thing that I have been against his shit ever since. Fuck that douche bag!
Remember when he called the guy that coordinated the successful rescue of all the boys a pedophile? The guy who knew the that the best people for the job were his friends in an amateur cave dive rescue group back in the UK? Called him a pedophile for not using his shit submersible. The guys that figured out on the fly that wrapping an empty water bottle between the boys' feet was the best way to keep them from getting stuck in the narrow passageways? The narrow passageways that some fucking billionaire asshole didn't even know or care existed?
That was when I realized he wasn’t so great. Up until then I’d only heard positive things. He was a real life Tony Stark with a nifty vision for a technological future.
Seeing him call a professional rescuer a pedo ditched that real quick.
Yeah, you could tell he was a little bitch before that incident but you could be excused for not noticing how Elon Musk was acting. If after that happened you still didn't get it that'd be on you and your horrible judgment of character.
Dude was tool back when he did that dumbass interview about PayPal and getting his McLaren delivered to him. Y’all are horrible at judging characters. He was a a bitch long before the Thai incident. I find it hilarious how people rode his nuts for so long 😂
This is pretty much the eye opening moment for me. I wasn't a fan of his or anything, but I wasn't grossed out at any movie/tv cameos or name drops that happened like I am today. It was just such an off the wall accusation to make against the guy that was trying to do some real work to help rescue the boys. Then when called out he just doubled and tripled down. That's the moment I think the facade dropped and people started waking up to what a psychopath he is.
I didn't know much about him, but thought he was a potential brilliant innovator up until that point. Then started looking into the guy and was like "oh, okay, he's an apartheid beneficiary bratty asshole".
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u/joystickd 1d ago
His carry-on during the Thai boys trapped in a cave episode showed us who he really was. A bitch