r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Elon takes his big red ball and goes home…Loomer loses check.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago edited 1d ago

I figured out what a pathetic POS he was when he bought Tesla and made himself CEO despite having NONE of the education, knowledge, training, experience and expertise you would expect from a CEO of the automobile industry. He's not even a car enthusiast! Even worse, he also had the gall to rewrite history by claiming to be a founder of this company that he bought! He then further proved himself to be an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac by his conduct on Twitter before he bought it... and essentially repeated history after STUPIDLY buying it!

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u/beadyeyes123456 1d ago

I mean look at that UGLY "truck" he sells. Ugliest thing I've seen on the road in years.

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u/utterlyuncool 1d ago

Wdym? r/cyberstuck is a gold mine, so much good content there. He should be credited for providing us with entertainment and screening method for morons.

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u/ShadowMajestic 1d ago

And if you post there, you'll get banned from subs Musk owns.

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u/Silverspeed85 1d ago

I'm already subbed, you don't have to convince me more.

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u/WutUtalkingBoutWill 1d ago

I'd actually start posting just to get banned to find out where the boot lickers are

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u/donrane 1d ago

That truck was meant to be the survival type badass outdoor type. Turns out they bought a fragile princess that can't even handle rain or any kind of terrain. What a joke design.

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

My only question about the Cybertruck is, “How many have been sold to Definitely Not Elon No Really, LLC”

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u/Taoistandroid 1d ago

The founder thing needs to be emphasized more. Who buys a company and writes in that they have to recognized as a founder.

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u/DiamondplateDave 1d ago

Well, didn't most of Trump's enterprises founder? I think that's generally recognized.

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u/MuthaFJ 1d ago

*flounder

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u/TheMoatman 1d ago

"Founder" is correct

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u/DriftingPyscho 1d ago

Ray Kroc.  

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u/ManiaGamine 1d ago

But it's worse he also goes into these companies and has them retroactively make him a founder so he can bullshit to people that he founded the companies to sell his bs origin story of being a genius entrepreneur when in reality he is just a rich con artist.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

He continually proves to be nothing more than a profiteering parasite instead of the genius entrepreneur he wishes he were and and that he wishes everyone else to see him as!

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u/random9212 1d ago

He calls himself a modern-day Edison. And he is right, just not how he thinks.

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u/Mr_Conductor_USA 1d ago

Edison hired a bunch of technicians in a lab to solve problems.

Elon plays financial tricks to move money between his concerns propped up with air and hype and plays the shell game fast enough he hopes nobody notices federal subsidies sliding around and landing right in his pocket in the form of cold hard cash. He's been compared to Ellison, but Ellison kept all his capital in his company and actually got in trouble for borrowing too much against it to fund his lifestyle. Elon is a con man and a grifter who has played the Wall Street game very well in our era of fools begging for haircuts. Edison did have his heel turn when he tried to sell DC power distribution at scale which just wasn't technologically going to work (it does work on a small scale, I mean look at electric street railways operating at 600V DC). But most of his career was more similar to Steve Jobs than Elon Musk. He knew what products he wanted to sell, and he hired the right people to make them exist. He also had the capital and the patience to fund the R&D. Jobs was good at talking people into funding his startups and I assume Edison was the same. But Elon's constant puffery of Tesla is kind of something else, it involves not just selling dreams but a lot more straight up deception because going concerns have balance sheets that are subject to shareholder scrutiny.

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u/Circumin 1d ago

It works though. At least in America. We r dumb as rocks

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u/FrostedPixel47 1d ago

He's got beef with Wikipedia cuz the latter refuses to list him as the founder of Tesla

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

Thereby further proving what a pathetic POS he is!

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Maybe I'm lucky, but I barely knew who he was before the Thailand cave thing.

I'm not really into EVs (mostly because I can't afford one) nor do I follow space news so he was just another douche bag CEO to me until that point.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

As a computer/tech enthusiast that was noticing how much cars have changed because of EVs (somewhere in the mid 2000's as best as I can recall), I began to look into whether an EV would be my next car and the name Elon Musk kept popping up, so I looked up what I could about him... and my opinion of him has never been positive nor gotten any better.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Yes, I certainly would never buy anything he has his hand in.

Disgusting human being.

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u/__O_o_______ 1d ago

Wdym, he’s a huge car enthusiast! He spent 1/20th of what he got for selling zip2 to Compaq on a million dollar McLaren as seen in this cringey cringey video. “It is a moment in my life.” Shudder

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

And then crashed it.

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u/Iboven 1d ago

Was the success of Tesla just momentum from before Elon took over, or a fluke, or what? I suppose he wouldn't buy a company he didn't think would be successful.

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u/chabrah19 1d ago

espite having NONE of the education, knowledge, training, experience and expertise you would expect from a CEO of the automobile industry.

Uh, who cares? Starting a company and making it successful is the American dream.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

Who cares what you have to say if this is the best you can do to "defend" an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac? Or did you not notice that overpriced POS Cybertruck happened under his "leadership?"

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u/InitiallyDecent 1d ago

Elon has plenty of issues but there's no need to be misleading about his Tesla beginnings. Musk joined Tesla 6 months after its creation and 4 years before they released their first car. Yes he wasn't one of the two guys there on day one, but he's played a huge impact in it getting to where it is and for all intents and purposes is a founder of what it became.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

Why does that reek of desperate spin-doctoring from Elon himself?

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u/InitiallyDecent 1d ago

The truth isn't spin-doctoring just because you don't like it. Hate the guy all you want, but it doesn't change reality.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

Musk joined Tesla 6 months after its creation and 4 years before they released their first car.

Your own words completely undermine the claim of Elon being a founder of Tesla. But if I'm to trust your thinking, any investor can claim to be a founder of a company SIX MONTHS AFTER OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY CREATED IT! He couldn't sell his wishful thinking to me and lots of other people, why are you trying to? If you're not getting compensated for this laughably sad and worn out attempt to give credit that he doesn't deserve, you're no better than his fanboys that don't realize they're useful idiots!