r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/ron_e123 Jul 13 '15

Putting elbows on the table while eating. Does anyone really give a fuck?

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u/TheKandyCinema Jul 13 '15

I never understood why that was so rude. I did that once in a fancy restaurant and almost got kicked out.

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

It originally started from when sailors where eating on ships and they would put their elbows on the table to keep their dish from sliding during rougher seas. As this became a habit for them they would also do it while not out to sea and at pubs and such. Well sailors didn't have the best reputation for being clean, and well-mannered so non-sailors didn't want to be associated with them and thus would not put their elbow on tables. Hence where this rule came from!

Edit - After posting in /r/askhistorians earlier today asking about this, it appears this can be traced back way further than I thought possible https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3d4u5k/what_are_the_origins_of_not_placing_ones_elbows/, other answers have included farmers being dirty from the fields, not wanting to unbalance the table that was being used to eat on since people were on one side, royalty not wanting to have people hiding concealed daggers and such underneath the table, not taking up that room on the table, and many more as can be read below. All in all this has been a very interesting read from my perspective! Thanks for any of the contributions that could help shed light on this socially unacceptable item.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Nope, learned it back when I was in the Navy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

You know i've never really thought about it. I'll try and report back, i'm off to /r/AskHistorians.

Edit - I have since posted there, here's the thread for if it gets some answers. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3d4u5k/what_are_the_origins_of_not_placing_ones_elbows/

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

The top post TL;DR: It goes back further than maritime dining. This was a defensive pose too keep people from stealing your food. Since it was common practice with lower classes and the poor, the upper classes sought to separate themselves from the hostile practice.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Jul 13 '15

Summary for the lazy:

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u/CaptainUnusual Jul 13 '15

That sub is great. I always love seeing a thread with 80 comments and all but the mod's warnings were deleted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Would you rather people who don't know what they're talking about convince you of untrue shit?

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u/MrBrutusChubbs Jul 13 '15

Whatever it was is gone now. :/

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/MrBrutusChubbs Jul 13 '15

Haha that's pretty funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Nope, they learned it back when they were in the Navy.

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u/redditrandomacc Jul 13 '15

Are you in the Navy?

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u/dezradeath Jul 13 '15

Nope, they just happen to work at Old Navy.

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u/Chand_laBing Jul 13 '15

sniff sniff... He's not making it up, fellas

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

thats the most upvotes ive seen this far down in a comment chain

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Sep 08 '16

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u/martia_larts Jul 13 '15

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

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u/simmonsg Jul 13 '15

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jul 14 '15

No but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/TheGuy968 Jul 13 '15

that was perfect

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u/zer0w0rries Jul 14 '15

As a former employee, I can confirm that this was not made up at Old Navy.

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u/supercheetah Jul 14 '15

Can you sail the seven seas?

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u/NewHampster4 Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

They're actually the Village People

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

YVAN EHT NIOJ

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u/Lane95 Jul 13 '15

I AM THE NAVY

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u/absump Jul 13 '15

No, but I sing the song sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/Vamking12 Jul 13 '15

Whoa TIL

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

haha, what a bullshit way to rack up 6000+ comment karma and reddit gold. Good job :)

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u/CJ090 Jul 13 '15

Well I must have missed that training.

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u/herrmister Jul 13 '15

The navy told you garbage. It dates back to European court etiquette from the late Middle Ages.

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u/heveabrasilien Jul 13 '15

Does the US Navy (I assume you're in the US) ban elbows on the table while eating?

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u/The_Yar Jul 13 '15

It's definitely made up, though. The Navy is known for a whole lot of bullshit stories they tell people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

IN THE NAVYYYYY

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u/nimbusdimbus Jul 14 '15

I never learned that when I was in the Navy.

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u/DB2V2 Jul 14 '15

It was an individual Chief who told me when I had my elbows on the table because he didn't want his sailors to be setting a bad example for non-naval personnel.

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u/horneke Jul 14 '15

So, the Navy made it up then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/Beefyvagina Jul 13 '15

Of course he did. The user name DB2V2 clearly means "Dinner Bullshit to Validate Tablemanners."

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Hey now, it's Douchebag 2nd Class, Version 2!

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u/Baham99 Jul 13 '15

I was literally expecting the ending to be, "one day, a non-sailor whose elbows were on the table was accused of being a sailor and summarily executed with a seaman's sword. Ever since that day, all non-sailors began advocating for the discontinued use of their elbows on the table while typing 'OP did not use the /serious tag'."

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u/TheMagicJesus Jul 13 '15

Yes he did. It was originally because families were bigger and tables were smaller

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Actually the rule dates from the middle ages, and is an advisory in manuals of etiquette (along with not wiping ones nose on the table cloth).

Theories are abound as to what significance is (or was) actually attributed to having ones elbows on the table. The most popular theories are:

  • Insulting the wealth and status of a host. It may have been construed that putting ones elbows on the table was to indirectly suggest that the host could not afford to flood the table with food, thus insulting their wealth, and by extension, their status

  • Stance. When you put your elbows on a table you automatically hunch over, or at least move in closer to the table. This could be taken in two different ways. First you may come across as angered, displeased, or violent, as hunching is a natural characteristic of being in the aforementioned moods, as is drawing closer to someone so as to invade their personal space. Second the suggestion is made that you yourself may be boorish, poorly educated and therefore not worth of your status as our ancient ancestors are (and were) often depicted hunched over food eating like animals.

Additional fun fact:

Manuals of etiquette that featured rules such as "do not steal the cutlery" and "do not wipe your nose on the table cloth" were actually aimed at the upper classes of the medieval age, by modern standards most medieval people of similar status would have atrocious table manners.

Edit: For those of you who have heard different reasoning behind the no elbows on the table rule, please do share! While the timings of my post are factually accurate, the reasonings are merely common speculation by historians. It's likely we'll never know the true answer, but reading the other reasons is fascinating!

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u/smm111 Jul 13 '15

I read a 1700s etiquette manual once, and it specifically said not to burp or "break wind" at the table-- and if you had to, at least turn to the side and do it discreetly. Also not to eat off other people's plates. I guess if people did that, they did need a manual.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Don't forget that's the 1700's. In the 12-1400's when these things were becoming popular they must have had some strange rules in, things that we take for granted now.

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u/Lover_Of_The_Light Jul 14 '15

Actually in the middle ages people did share plates and cups, I assume because there wasn't enough for everyone in lower- and middle-class households.

Edit: sauce

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Interesting, excellent reply! Looks like my Navy elbow fun fact just got replaced.

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u/trickyd88 Jul 13 '15

So did you make that up?

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u/channingman Jul 14 '15

Probably not. It's probably an old sailors' tale

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Which are like old wives tales, only less cursing.

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u/mnh1 Jul 13 '15

Also, it makes it difficult to serve plates or deliver food to the table if you're leaning over it.

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u/psymunn Jul 14 '15

This makes a lot of sense. Where you position an empty glass or how you leave cutlery on a plate are all non-verbal indicators to servants signalling when you are finished with a plate or need more to drink.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Jul 13 '15

I'd imagine it's also a status thing. Like you know somebody's high class because they know and abide rules of etiquette they were taught when young. If it was in an etiquette book that you had to walk backwards with your hands in the air when entering all buildings, you'd bet high class people would do it without question because it signals to others that they are more educated and wealthy than they are.

Though this is entirely a guess on my part and based on what I know of the way high born people in Game of Thrones try to pay strict attention to how they carry themselves because they have to separate themselves from the low born peasants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Oh it's most definitely a status thing. Etiquette was (and is) a massive indicator of social status. Back in medieval England, if you could afford the tutoring and the books you were definitely someone worth knowing.

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u/blowmonkey Jul 13 '15

I remember reading Chuck Palahniuk's book, Survivor, it has all these really detailed rules of etiquette that the main character knows. Assuming that these were all actual rules, it was conveyed as a way to make those of low status look foolish. The rules were almost always outside of common sense, and needlessly intricate so that you would only get it right if you had been taught. It was a really good read.

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u/esoterictree Jul 13 '15

If it was in an etiquette book that you had to walk backwards with your hands in the air when entering all buildings

So, you've met the LAPD...

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u/shawnisboring Jul 13 '15

So we're currently being hassled by wealthy uptight European men from hundreds of years ago? F that noise.

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u/mastigia Jul 14 '15

I hate to break it to you, but that same group of people influenced and still influence a lot more in our daily lives than just how we sit at a table.

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u/BarkchipOfDoom Jul 13 '15

Did you learn that while you were in the Navy?

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u/hvrock13 Jul 13 '15

Jesus Christ when I sit at a table I just want to eat, I don't care who it pisses off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

In medieval Europe (where many of these etiquette rules were developed) pissing off the wrong people could have disastrous consequences. If you were a low level lord trying to impress a social superior knowing your etiquette could not only be a make or break, but could be the difference between life and death.

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u/hvrock13 Jul 13 '15

Well shit I'm glad times have changed and I don't have to impress anyone when I eat wings and end up looking like a baby after a messy meal.

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u/urbanpsycho Jul 13 '15

You would probably be at the medieval equivalent of Buffalo Wild Wings where anyone worth impressing would be far, far away.

Looking like a baby after a messy meal would impress me. Clearly you enjoyed the shit out of those wings. :)

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u/graykid3 Jul 13 '15

This is untrue.

Charlotte Biltekoff, a UC Davis assistant professor, explains so many things we do today are based on very old traditions.

"It certainly arises from a long history beginning in the late middle ages when we started to internalize lots and lots of codes about how to hold our bodies," said Charlotte.

Yes, she said we're following rules from the middle ages!

"Shame and embarrassment sort of emerged in that time and a much more impulsive culture became much more self-contained and self-controlled and self-conscious and a lot of the manners in our culture emerged from this time period," said Charlotte.

They were also battling disease and it was important to show you were healthy.

"So, by not leaning on our elbows one of the most important things that we communicate is that we're strong enough to hold our bodies erect and that we're healthy enough to have proper carriage and that we understand the rules of comportment and have enough self-control and self-possession to maintain that kind of posture at the table," said Charlotte.

And Charlotte says that even though we're a long way from the middle ages, the rules still play a social role today.

"If you put your elbows on the table you can lean from one side to the other and take up more space than is acceptable," said Charlotte.

Charlotte says manners help us communicate what we feel about ourselves and how we fit in the broader social order. "It's still very important in our culture to communicate self-control, willpower and restraint," said Charlotte. We are how we eat not just what we eat!

And even though things have relaxed, Emily Post says the only time you can put your elbows on the table is when you're at home and sick.

"This might be a fine point, but doing this seems a whole lot different from resting one elbow on the table for example...are there shades of gray?" said Charlotte. "Well,some etiquette writers suggest that if you have so mastered the form of self-possession -- if you have so convinced people around you that you are so convinced and self-controlled you might delicately rest your elbow on the table."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

How does shit like that stay the same for all those years

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u/domoarigatodrloboto Jul 13 '15

He probably made it up, or heard it from someone who made it up.

There's a chance it's true, of course, but most of those "this originiated from a Chinese brothel in the Han Dynasty!" stories are usually full of shit.

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u/djn808 Jul 13 '15

Because sailing was integral to society for like 1000 years, probably

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u/klitchell Jul 13 '15

I heard it was because farmhands would wash there hands but not all the way up to the elbow. The elbows would still be really dirty, so rather than muck up the dinner table with dirt it became a thing to not put elbows on the table.

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u/silverhydra Jul 13 '15

Ya, this is the one I heard as well. Doesn't really matter too much though since they both end up being "people with dirty elbows kept putting that shit on the table near food and, since then, elbows are assumed to be dirty and not to be put by food" or some variant.

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u/hulagirl4737 Jul 13 '15

This doesn't make any sense at all. How would you eat while holding a plate still with your elbows?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yvan Eht Nioj.

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u/LetItByrne Jul 13 '15

TIL, I always thought it was more of a primal/territorial thing, like you are trying to protect your food by keeping your elbows on the table from the others around you, thus looking like an animal by doing so and not proper

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u/Hypermeme Jul 13 '15

It's amazing how old practices become so ingrained into society. If you ask anyone why putting elbows on the table is rude they will just say "because it is." Like some sort of stupid mantra people chant to justify their unjustifiable behavior.

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u/pyroSeven Jul 14 '15

Pfft, as a former Navy sailor, I'm gonna start putting my elbows on the table out of spite.

Don't tell a sailor what to do!

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u/ButtFuzzNow Jul 13 '15

I have heard two explanations of why this is considered poor table manners. First is that pirates at sea would eat with their elbows on the table on order to keep their food in place while the ship rocked. This would carry over whenever they were eating on land. The general debauchery that takes place amongst pirates led to common people disliking anything pirates do. So if you have the table manners of a pirate, then you are unworthy of eating amongst gentlemen. The other explanation I have heard was that many people grew up poor and never had a large table to eat at. Keeping elbows off the table allows more room for everyone so it is considered being polite to your fellow eaters. I haven't looked into either of these claims so they may be b.s, but I like to believe the pirate one is true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Why specify pirates? This would've been the same for any naval worker - merchants sailors and naval soldiers too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Because Pirates are awesome.

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u/packymccracken Jul 13 '15

So elbows on the table == looking like a pirate? Consider my elbows planted!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

also, rum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I thought it was because people's elbows was often dirty so you wanna keep them off your table cloth. And today people's elbows tend to be clean so it's not a problem anymore do it as much as you like.

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u/nunsinnikes Jul 13 '15

I've always heard it's just to keep your arms out of other people's eating space.

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u/AkemiDawn Jul 13 '15

The second explanation sounds much more plausible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

dont worry it never happened.

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u/jt663 Jul 14 '15

It was probably more like

'Sir please can you take your elbows, it's against our rules'

'okay'

THIS IS GOING ON FUCKING REDDIT

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u/Sisters_of_Merci Jul 14 '15

Yeah, I wouldn't even believe that one.

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u/WiretapStudios Jul 14 '15

He defiantly kept his elbows on the table. "No" he said, quietly, but firmly. Slowly, one by one, the other patrons stood and began clapping. The waiter began to apologize profusely, and OP received a free meal. This is $101 percent true and they now hang OP's picture on the wall, as well as re-named the restaurant after him.

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u/killer8424 Jul 14 '15

No. This never happened. I 100% guarantee this isn't enough to get kicked of any restaurant anywhere. If it happened while not wearing a shirt maybe that would be enough.

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u/intherorrim Jul 14 '15

By whom?, if the restaurant was that fancy.

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 13 '15

I heard it that when material and clothes were hard to come by, resting elbows (clothed) on the table would wear the material out quicker.

Parents started telling children to keep elbows off tables at dinner time to prevent the wear and tear

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u/Zahilin Jul 13 '15

I go to extremely fancy restaurants and do this with no issue.

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u/tughdffvdlfhegl Jul 13 '15

Same. They're not going to give up my €120 at the end of the night because I want to relax and be a bit informal.

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u/teapot112 Jul 13 '15

almost got kicked out.

What? Thats ridiculous. Whats the name of that restaurant? Name and shame time...

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u/TheKandyCinema Jul 13 '15

It's a restaurant called Japanese Village near my area.

It's a Hibachi style restaurant where they make the food in front of you. The chef didn't like how we had our elbows on the table and got mad.

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u/tughdffvdlfhegl Jul 13 '15

So not even a really nice restaurant. That's just a strange chef, or a safety rule because he's flinging stuff around.

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u/panther_heaven Jul 13 '15

TIL Hibachi counts as "fancy".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Japanese culture revolves around respect though. It probably had more to do with you being a guest and not being polite.

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u/Pufflekun Jul 13 '15

That's like a ramen shop in America getting mad because you're not audibly slurping your noodles (which you're supposed to do in Japan).

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Wow what restaurant? It's hard to imagine restaurant staff being that rude to a guest.

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u/straydog1980 Jul 13 '15

What the shit?

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u/Zewstain Jul 13 '15

He was also naked.

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u/unnoved Jul 13 '15

almost got kicked out.

You serious?

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u/OutstandinglyNormal Jul 13 '15

I read that it was a practice that started in the Victorian/Industrial eras, where the vast majority of working class men held down 'dirty' jobs, and every street and building used to be covered in soot and shit. Men would come home from the mine or wherever caked in grime, and so the wives would tell them to keep their elbows off the table to keep the food and cutlery clean.

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u/KennyGaming Jul 13 '15

Um how did the restaurant approach you with this one? There has to be more so that you "almost got kicked out".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

What an incredible restaurant to duck out on the bill in.

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u/Lufernaal Jul 13 '15

"Savages!" - My grandmother.

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u/JamJarre Jul 13 '15

JOINTS ON THE TABLE WILL BE CARVED, RON

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u/findingemotive Jul 13 '15

Joints on my table will be rewarded by Rick & Morty with a bag of Doritos.

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u/Mar-SE Jul 13 '15

As long as it isn't physically bothering anyone, why not?

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u/StarbossTechnology Jul 13 '15

And I don't need to put my napkin in my lap either. I'm not a toddler.

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u/thegreyhoundness Jul 13 '15

I don't put it on my lap because of social etiquette. I do it because I DO eat like a child and I don't like getting mustard on my pants...

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u/reveille293 Jul 13 '15

But then you wipe your face/hands and now you have mustard napkins on your lap!

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u/thegreyhoundness Jul 13 '15

This is a distinct possibility. What I really wish would come into vogue is giant, full body bibs for adults. I can't tell you how many shirts I've ruined with bacon grease or olive oil...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I want a bib that says pobodies nerfect

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u/PiffPower Jul 13 '15

That's why you get a second napkin

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u/TheHYPO Jul 13 '15

Without exception, any napkin that starts on my lap will end up on the floor when I completely forget that I had a napkin on my lap.

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u/thegreyhoundness Jul 13 '15

I have the same issue a lot of the time too. Life is hard, man.

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u/dyslexicbunny Jul 13 '15

Greetings, fellow mustard pants!

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u/thegreyhoundness Jul 13 '15

The struggle is real.

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u/BrownShadow Jul 13 '15

I had no idea this was a thing. I though it was just to keep your nasty mouth wiper off the surface where everyone's food is. My napkin is usually on my lap wadded into a ball or twisted up like a rope.

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u/PenIslandTours Jul 14 '15

Make sure you leave it on your seat when you stand up. Proper etiquette...

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u/caponesmom Jul 13 '15

I was taught it's good etiquette because "nobody wants to see your dirty napkin on the table". I was raised to do so, so out of habit, it's in my lap every meal. But I don't notice if anyone else does it.

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u/kenba2099 Jul 13 '15

I also use it as a sign of "no more, I'm done eating."

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u/Lyeta Jul 14 '15

It's such a habit for me that when I read the comment on it, I truthfully didn't even register it as something one does or does not do. It just happens. Sit down at restaurant/meal with napkins. Napkin goes on lap. Done. Immediate, pavlovian.

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u/SmokiestElfo Jul 13 '15

Also, a matter of space availability. If you got your napkin in the table, your glass of water, your preferred drink for the evening, your cutlery and probably your bread, you got no room for the napkin.. Put your dirty napkin on your lap.

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u/TheKandyCinema Jul 13 '15

Only reason why I put my napkin on my lap is because most tables are crowded so it's the only place for room.

Otherwise, I don't really give a fuck where it goes

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u/SuperHotFyer Jul 13 '15

two kinds of people

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u/hijackedanorak Jul 13 '15

When? During the meal? After?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

As is tradition

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u/MrBrutusChubbs Jul 13 '15

The keistering technique. Classy, and practical.

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u/BurningPickle Jul 13 '15

There's this thing called toilet paper, you know. It exists so you don't have to use napkins.

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u/Heymancheckmyfresh Jul 13 '15

The mental image of someone casually doing this at a restaurant made me laugh way harder than I should have.

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u/medusamadonna Jul 13 '15

Ass-Napkin Ed?

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u/Mom-spaghetti Jul 13 '15

I usually put it up your ass too

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u/markwarren_18 Jul 14 '15

You usually come out my ass, all mighty spaghetti

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u/Mom-spaghetti Jul 14 '15

Well, I'll cum in your ass this time

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u/Sharkfightxl Jul 13 '15

It's not to prevent dropping food on your lap. It's so your dirty napkin isn't taking up table space and looking messy.

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u/StarbossTechnology Jul 13 '15

My napkin doesn't get dirty unless I'm eating something like wings, in which I'm going to need a lot more than one napkin and I sure as hell ain't keeping them all in my lap.

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u/Sharkfightxl Jul 13 '15

I assumed we are talking cloth napkins. If you're at whatever place eating wings, all bets are off.

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u/TonySoprano420 Jul 13 '15

Right. If they're using paper napkins it's a totally different issue.

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u/BuntRuntCunt Jul 13 '15

I don't need to put my napkin in my lap either

One of these days you are going to drop a meatball right on your khakis and regret that...

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u/Ipanman92 Jul 13 '15

I don't put a napkin on my lap when I eat. You know why? 'Cause I believe in myself.

-Hannibal Buress

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u/lvlamasan42 Jul 13 '15

I never really got the napkin thing either because if food spills it wouldn't even make it to the napkin on my lap because boobs.

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u/plsstopdoingthat Jul 14 '15

Same for the very pregnant! Except belly not boobs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I never mess up my pants, it's always the shirt. Apparently it's bad etiquette to wear a napkin over your shirt.

It's all old bullshit handed down by ancient aristocrats.

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u/joelomite11 Jul 13 '15

I put it under my pillow, it's a napkin, not a lapkin.

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u/troxnor Jul 13 '15

It's not there to catch food, it's there to use without drawing attention it. I'm a super sloppy eater when it's hand food like Burgers or Tacos. I do this because looking at someone's dirty napkin near your food is gross

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u/amazingmanderrr Jul 13 '15

I do mostly because I never dropped that "wipe hands on pants" habit when I was a kid. -_- I'm awful at adulting.

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u/LemonZips Jul 13 '15

This. I used to wipe my greasy paws on my jeans. Now I put a napkin on my thigh, didn't have to break my bad habit and still have clean pants.

I think we win at adulting.

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u/PhoenixReborn Jul 13 '15

I grew up with napkin thieving dogs so it always stays on the table.

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u/BananaPuddings Jul 13 '15

It can be annoying at times, but when I was younger I had the habit of wiping my hands on my pants. This annoying napkin thing allows me to continue.

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u/valeyard89 Jul 13 '15

napkin in your lap, and you clap, clap, clap

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u/FUCK__PLASTIK Jul 13 '15

What if someone drops something on you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I've always used it to prevent food from falling and messing my pants. Always thought that's what most people did.

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u/DownvoteCommaSplices Jul 13 '15

Just what a toddler in disguise would say

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u/hansgrubermustdie Jul 13 '15

I believe in my ability to get food from plate to my mouth without dropping it on my pants because I'm a goddamn adult.

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u/dakattack04 Jul 14 '15

I don't need to put a napkin in my lap. You know why? Because I believe in myself -Hannibal

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u/mablesyrup Jul 14 '15

It's useless to put it on my lap, all the food lands in my cleavage anyway, it never makes it to my lap.

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u/murrtrip Jul 14 '15

I learned manners in Germany where I was taught that you keep your napkin to the side of the plate. Now, when a waiter comes along and takes my napkin, unfolds it, and puts in my lap for me (weird), I immediately take it out and say, "no, thank you. I'd rather it be up here where I will use it."

Why is that a thing? Do people normally eat like Cookie Monster?

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u/Ihateloops Jul 14 '15

I put my napkin in my lap so I can wipe my hands on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I specifically put it on my lap so I can use it the way I used my pants as a kid: just wipe my hand on my leg.

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u/Kalapuya Jul 14 '15

I don't put my napkin in my lap because I have faith in myself.

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u/Captain-Harry Jul 13 '15

I thought it was to make conversation round a rectangle table easier. if people have their elbows on the table it can be hard to see past them at other people who you might want to listen/talk to.

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u/Keyann Jul 13 '15

Wow, I never knew this was even considered rude!

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u/SlackJawCretin Jul 14 '15

Before a trip to France, someone told me that it was preferable to have your arms on the table than hidden below the table, because hands under the table is considered rude there. I still don't know if that's true

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It is true, just forearms not elbows though. But hands under the table is way worse than elbows on the table.

I think it comes to the way the table is prepared. English style table is usually raw with table mats, while French style table is covered with tablecloth almost reaching the floor.

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u/DooDooBrownz Jul 13 '15

u taking up extra space that's why people care

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jul 13 '15

How many people are sitting at this table that space is such an issue?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm Italian so best believe there's like 30 of us eating lunch together every Sunday.

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jul 14 '15

Man, that must get exhausting. In my family, there's only that many of us if someone's dead. Irish funerals are always a hoot

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u/Cryptofarm Jul 13 '15

Does anyone really want to piss off grandma?

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u/WASDMagician Jul 13 '15

Thinking back to my school days there's a pretty big overlap between those two groups.

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u/Fueledbymike Jul 13 '15

Idk about this one. If your at a pretty roomy table and its really sturdy, yea go for it, but as someone who's siblings would do this all the time when we were kids and bump you because their elbows are further out, I'd say think of who's next to you. If the table isn't completely sturdy, most movements also move the table a bit which can be bothersome to others as well.

Like I said though, if the conditions are fine, it's fine.

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u/mnh1 Jul 13 '15

Regardless of how it started, the rule persists because it's hard to deliver food to a table or to serve and pass dishes if someone is hunched over the table and blocking access.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '15

ron_e, ron_e strong and able get your elbows off the table this is not a horses stable but a first class dining table

Round the outside you must go you must go you must go Round the outside you must go, you get going.

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u/WinBotCity Jul 13 '15

I was called out on this while on a date, she was serious. That was our first and last date. HOW DO YOU EAT A BURRITO WITHOUT PUTTING YOUR ELBOWS ON THE TABLE? PLS.

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u/HerrTony Jul 13 '15

with a fork and knife?

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u/lady__of__machinery Jul 13 '15

HERETIC!!! Burn himmm!!!

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u/XkF21WNJ Jul 13 '15

Do you need a table to eat a burrito?

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