r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/TheKandyCinema Jul 13 '15

I never understood why that was so rude. I did that once in a fancy restaurant and almost got kicked out.

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

It originally started from when sailors where eating on ships and they would put their elbows on the table to keep their dish from sliding during rougher seas. As this became a habit for them they would also do it while not out to sea and at pubs and such. Well sailors didn't have the best reputation for being clean, and well-mannered so non-sailors didn't want to be associated with them and thus would not put their elbow on tables. Hence where this rule came from!

Edit - After posting in /r/askhistorians earlier today asking about this, it appears this can be traced back way further than I thought possible https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3d4u5k/what_are_the_origins_of_not_placing_ones_elbows/, other answers have included farmers being dirty from the fields, not wanting to unbalance the table that was being used to eat on since people were on one side, royalty not wanting to have people hiding concealed daggers and such underneath the table, not taking up that room on the table, and many more as can be read below. All in all this has been a very interesting read from my perspective! Thanks for any of the contributions that could help shed light on this socially unacceptable item.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Nope, learned it back when I was in the Navy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

You know i've never really thought about it. I'll try and report back, i'm off to /r/AskHistorians.

Edit - I have since posted there, here's the thread for if it gets some answers. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3d4u5k/what_are_the_origins_of_not_placing_ones_elbows/

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

The top post TL;DR: It goes back further than maritime dining. This was a defensive pose too keep people from stealing your food. Since it was common practice with lower classes and the poor, the upper classes sought to separate themselves from the hostile practice.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Jul 13 '15

Summary for the lazy:

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u/CaptainUnusual Jul 13 '15

That sub is great. I always love seeing a thread with 80 comments and all but the mod's warnings were deleted.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Would you rather people who don't know what they're talking about convince you of untrue shit?

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u/MrBrutusChubbs Jul 13 '15

Whatever it was is gone now. :/

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/MrBrutusChubbs Jul 13 '15

Haha that's pretty funny

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u/zefy_zef Jul 13 '15

nah someone answered it again.

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u/zefy_zef Jul 13 '15

And the verdict is in. /r/AskHistorians says it doesn't fucking matter, but gives a detailed description of how it most likely came to be.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Nope, they learned it back when they were in the Navy.

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u/redditrandomacc Jul 13 '15

Are you in the Navy?

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u/dezradeath Jul 13 '15

Nope, they just happen to work at Old Navy.

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u/Chand_laBing Jul 13 '15

sniff sniff... He's not making it up, fellas

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Thanks, wolverine!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

thats the most upvotes ive seen this far down in a comment chain

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Sep 08 '16

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u/davekian Jul 13 '15

You can sail seven seas!

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u/gobucks04 Jul 13 '15

It's a trap! Source: used to be in the Navy

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u/martia_larts Jul 13 '15

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Davy is still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.

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u/SoulFire6464 Jul 13 '15

THAAAA BLESSSSSSING. THEY WANT YOU TO SAY THE BLESSING.

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u/simmonsg Jul 13 '15

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jul 14 '15

No but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/TheGuy968 Jul 13 '15

that was perfect

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u/zer0w0rries Jul 14 '15

As a former employee, I can confirm that this was not made up at Old Navy.

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u/supercheetah Jul 14 '15

Can you sail the seven seas?

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u/NewHampster4 Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/Cry_ery_tyme Jul 13 '15

Are there any SAILS at Old Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

They're actually the Village People

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

YVAN EHT NIOJ

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u/Lane95 Jul 13 '15

I AM THE NAVY

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u/absump Jul 13 '15

No, but I sing the song sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/Vamking12 Jul 13 '15

Whoa TIL

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

haha, what a bullshit way to rack up 6000+ comment karma and reddit gold. Good job :)

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u/CJ090 Jul 13 '15

Well I must have missed that training.

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u/herrmister Jul 13 '15

The navy told you garbage. It dates back to European court etiquette from the late Middle Ages.

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u/heveabrasilien Jul 13 '15

Does the US Navy (I assume you're in the US) ban elbows on the table while eating?

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u/The_Yar Jul 13 '15

It's definitely made up, though. The Navy is known for a whole lot of bullshit stories they tell people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

IN THE NAVYYYYY

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u/nimbusdimbus Jul 14 '15

I never learned that when I was in the Navy.

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u/DB2V2 Jul 14 '15

It was an individual Chief who told me when I had my elbows on the table because he didn't want his sailors to be setting a bad example for non-naval personnel.

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u/horneke Jul 14 '15

So, the Navy made it up then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/Beefyvagina Jul 13 '15

Of course he did. The user name DB2V2 clearly means "Dinner Bullshit to Validate Tablemanners."

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Hey now, it's Douchebag 2nd Class, Version 2!

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u/Baham99 Jul 13 '15

I was literally expecting the ending to be, "one day, a non-sailor whose elbows were on the table was accused of being a sailor and summarily executed with a seaman's sword. Ever since that day, all non-sailors began advocating for the discontinued use of their elbows on the table while typing 'OP did not use the /serious tag'."

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u/TheMagicJesus Jul 13 '15

Yes he did. It was originally because families were bigger and tables were smaller

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Everything on the internet is true. Especially unsubstantiated claims.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Actually the rule dates from the middle ages, and is an advisory in manuals of etiquette (along with not wiping ones nose on the table cloth).

Theories are abound as to what significance is (or was) actually attributed to having ones elbows on the table. The most popular theories are:

  • Insulting the wealth and status of a host. It may have been construed that putting ones elbows on the table was to indirectly suggest that the host could not afford to flood the table with food, thus insulting their wealth, and by extension, their status

  • Stance. When you put your elbows on a table you automatically hunch over, or at least move in closer to the table. This could be taken in two different ways. First you may come across as angered, displeased, or violent, as hunching is a natural characteristic of being in the aforementioned moods, as is drawing closer to someone so as to invade their personal space. Second the suggestion is made that you yourself may be boorish, poorly educated and therefore not worth of your status as our ancient ancestors are (and were) often depicted hunched over food eating like animals.

Additional fun fact:

Manuals of etiquette that featured rules such as "do not steal the cutlery" and "do not wipe your nose on the table cloth" were actually aimed at the upper classes of the medieval age, by modern standards most medieval people of similar status would have atrocious table manners.

Edit: For those of you who have heard different reasoning behind the no elbows on the table rule, please do share! While the timings of my post are factually accurate, the reasonings are merely common speculation by historians. It's likely we'll never know the true answer, but reading the other reasons is fascinating!

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u/smm111 Jul 13 '15

I read a 1700s etiquette manual once, and it specifically said not to burp or "break wind" at the table-- and if you had to, at least turn to the side and do it discreetly. Also not to eat off other people's plates. I guess if people did that, they did need a manual.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Don't forget that's the 1700's. In the 12-1400's when these things were becoming popular they must have had some strange rules in, things that we take for granted now.

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u/Lover_Of_The_Light Jul 14 '15

Actually in the middle ages people did share plates and cups, I assume because there wasn't enough for everyone in lower- and middle-class households.

Edit: sauce

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u/DB2V2 Jul 13 '15

Interesting, excellent reply! Looks like my Navy elbow fun fact just got replaced.

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u/trickyd88 Jul 13 '15

So did you make that up?

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u/channingman Jul 14 '15

Probably not. It's probably an old sailors' tale

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Which are like old wives tales, only less cursing.

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u/mnh1 Jul 13 '15

Also, it makes it difficult to serve plates or deliver food to the table if you're leaning over it.

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u/psymunn Jul 14 '15

This makes a lot of sense. Where you position an empty glass or how you leave cutlery on a plate are all non-verbal indicators to servants signalling when you are finished with a plate or need more to drink.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Jul 13 '15

I'd imagine it's also a status thing. Like you know somebody's high class because they know and abide rules of etiquette they were taught when young. If it was in an etiquette book that you had to walk backwards with your hands in the air when entering all buildings, you'd bet high class people would do it without question because it signals to others that they are more educated and wealthy than they are.

Though this is entirely a guess on my part and based on what I know of the way high born people in Game of Thrones try to pay strict attention to how they carry themselves because they have to separate themselves from the low born peasants.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Oh it's most definitely a status thing. Etiquette was (and is) a massive indicator of social status. Back in medieval England, if you could afford the tutoring and the books you were definitely someone worth knowing.

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u/blowmonkey Jul 13 '15

I remember reading Chuck Palahniuk's book, Survivor, it has all these really detailed rules of etiquette that the main character knows. Assuming that these were all actual rules, it was conveyed as a way to make those of low status look foolish. The rules were almost always outside of common sense, and needlessly intricate so that you would only get it right if you had been taught. It was a really good read.

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u/esoterictree Jul 13 '15

If it was in an etiquette book that you had to walk backwards with your hands in the air when entering all buildings

So, you've met the LAPD...

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u/shawnisboring Jul 13 '15

So we're currently being hassled by wealthy uptight European men from hundreds of years ago? F that noise.

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u/mastigia Jul 14 '15

I hate to break it to you, but that same group of people influenced and still influence a lot more in our daily lives than just how we sit at a table.

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u/BarkchipOfDoom Jul 13 '15

Did you learn that while you were in the Navy?

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u/hvrock13 Jul 13 '15

Jesus Christ when I sit at a table I just want to eat, I don't care who it pisses off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

In medieval Europe (where many of these etiquette rules were developed) pissing off the wrong people could have disastrous consequences. If you were a low level lord trying to impress a social superior knowing your etiquette could not only be a make or break, but could be the difference between life and death.

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u/hvrock13 Jul 13 '15

Well shit I'm glad times have changed and I don't have to impress anyone when I eat wings and end up looking like a baby after a messy meal.

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u/urbanpsycho Jul 13 '15

You would probably be at the medieval equivalent of Buffalo Wild Wings where anyone worth impressing would be far, far away.

Looking like a baby after a messy meal would impress me. Clearly you enjoyed the shit out of those wings. :)

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u/graykid3 Jul 13 '15

This is untrue.

Charlotte Biltekoff, a UC Davis assistant professor, explains so many things we do today are based on very old traditions.

"It certainly arises from a long history beginning in the late middle ages when we started to internalize lots and lots of codes about how to hold our bodies," said Charlotte.

Yes, she said we're following rules from the middle ages!

"Shame and embarrassment sort of emerged in that time and a much more impulsive culture became much more self-contained and self-controlled and self-conscious and a lot of the manners in our culture emerged from this time period," said Charlotte.

They were also battling disease and it was important to show you were healthy.

"So, by not leaning on our elbows one of the most important things that we communicate is that we're strong enough to hold our bodies erect and that we're healthy enough to have proper carriage and that we understand the rules of comportment and have enough self-control and self-possession to maintain that kind of posture at the table," said Charlotte.

And Charlotte says that even though we're a long way from the middle ages, the rules still play a social role today.

"If you put your elbows on the table you can lean from one side to the other and take up more space than is acceptable," said Charlotte.

Charlotte says manners help us communicate what we feel about ourselves and how we fit in the broader social order. "It's still very important in our culture to communicate self-control, willpower and restraint," said Charlotte. We are how we eat not just what we eat!

And even though things have relaxed, Emily Post says the only time you can put your elbows on the table is when you're at home and sick.

"This might be a fine point, but doing this seems a whole lot different from resting one elbow on the table for example...are there shades of gray?" said Charlotte. "Well,some etiquette writers suggest that if you have so mastered the form of self-possession -- if you have so convinced people around you that you are so convinced and self-controlled you might delicately rest your elbow on the table."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

How does shit like that stay the same for all those years

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u/domoarigatodrloboto Jul 13 '15

He probably made it up, or heard it from someone who made it up.

There's a chance it's true, of course, but most of those "this originiated from a Chinese brothel in the Han Dynasty!" stories are usually full of shit.

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u/djn808 Jul 13 '15

Because sailing was integral to society for like 1000 years, probably

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u/klitchell Jul 13 '15

I heard it was because farmhands would wash there hands but not all the way up to the elbow. The elbows would still be really dirty, so rather than muck up the dinner table with dirt it became a thing to not put elbows on the table.

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u/silverhydra Jul 13 '15

Ya, this is the one I heard as well. Doesn't really matter too much though since they both end up being "people with dirty elbows kept putting that shit on the table near food and, since then, elbows are assumed to be dirty and not to be put by food" or some variant.

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u/hulagirl4737 Jul 13 '15

This doesn't make any sense at all. How would you eat while holding a plate still with your elbows?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yvan Eht Nioj.

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u/LetItByrne Jul 13 '15

TIL, I always thought it was more of a primal/territorial thing, like you are trying to protect your food by keeping your elbows on the table from the others around you, thus looking like an animal by doing so and not proper

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u/Hypermeme Jul 13 '15

It's amazing how old practices become so ingrained into society. If you ask anyone why putting elbows on the table is rude they will just say "because it is." Like some sort of stupid mantra people chant to justify their unjustifiable behavior.

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u/pyroSeven Jul 14 '15

Pfft, as a former Navy sailor, I'm gonna start putting my elbows on the table out of spite.

Don't tell a sailor what to do!

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u/HeyZeusChrist Jul 13 '15

Can confirm. Heard this on NPR last week.

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u/woopledoer Jul 13 '15

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about sailors to dispute it.

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u/amazingmanderrr Jul 13 '15

Just learned my random fact of the day. Thanks!

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u/Darklyte Jul 13 '15

I always assumed it was a brutish defensive position to protect your kill from the other predators.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

So it literally serves no modern purpose.

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u/BlockedFall6 Jul 13 '15

I heard that it was because back when slaves were common, when they had a chance to eat, they would rest their elbows on the table.

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u/laurier112 Jul 13 '15

I thought it was because during the middle ages, only the very rich could afford to have tables large enough to put elbows on.

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u/Jesst3r Jul 13 '15

I've heard almost exactly this, except one difference. During the time period when Shanghaiing was commonplace, putting your elbows on the table was a sign that a guy was a sailor and therefore a better candidate for kidnapping.

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u/CopyRogueLeader Jul 13 '15

Also, when you're advertising your nautical skill in public via elbows on the table, you increase your likelihood of getting Shanghaied- bludgeoned unconscious to awake finding yourself on a boat to China to serve as free labor.

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u/ButtFuzzNow Jul 13 '15

I have heard two explanations of why this is considered poor table manners. First is that pirates at sea would eat with their elbows on the table on order to keep their food in place while the ship rocked. This would carry over whenever they were eating on land. The general debauchery that takes place amongst pirates led to common people disliking anything pirates do. So if you have the table manners of a pirate, then you are unworthy of eating amongst gentlemen. The other explanation I have heard was that many people grew up poor and never had a large table to eat at. Keeping elbows off the table allows more room for everyone so it is considered being polite to your fellow eaters. I haven't looked into either of these claims so they may be b.s, but I like to believe the pirate one is true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Why specify pirates? This would've been the same for any naval worker - merchants sailors and naval soldiers too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Because Pirates are awesome.

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u/packymccracken Jul 13 '15

So elbows on the table == looking like a pirate? Consider my elbows planted!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

also, rum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I thought it was because people's elbows was often dirty so you wanna keep them off your table cloth. And today people's elbows tend to be clean so it's not a problem anymore do it as much as you like.

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u/nunsinnikes Jul 13 '15

I've always heard it's just to keep your arms out of other people's eating space.

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u/AkemiDawn Jul 13 '15

The second explanation sounds much more plausible.

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u/dbelle92 Jul 13 '15

I have heard two explanations of why this is considered poor table manners. First is that astronauts in space would eat with their elbows on the table on order to keep their food in place when there was no gravity. This would carry over whenever they were eating on Earth. The general debauchery that takes place amongst astronauts led to common people disliking anything astronauts do. So if you have the table manners of a astronaut, then you are unworthy of eating amongst gentlemen. The other explanation I have heard was that many people grew up poor and never had a large table to eat at. Keeping elbows off the table allows more room for everyone so it is considered being polite to your fellow eaters. I haven't looked into either of these claims so they may be b.s, but I like to believe the astronaut one is true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

dont worry it never happened.

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u/jt663 Jul 14 '15

It was probably more like

'Sir please can you take your elbows, it's against our rules'

'okay'

THIS IS GOING ON FUCKING REDDIT

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u/Sisters_of_Merci Jul 14 '15

Yeah, I wouldn't even believe that one.

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u/WiretapStudios Jul 14 '15

He defiantly kept his elbows on the table. "No" he said, quietly, but firmly. Slowly, one by one, the other patrons stood and began clapping. The waiter began to apologize profusely, and OP received a free meal. This is $101 percent true and they now hang OP's picture on the wall, as well as re-named the restaurant after him.

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u/killer8424 Jul 14 '15

No. This never happened. I 100% guarantee this isn't enough to get kicked of any restaurant anywhere. If it happened while not wearing a shirt maybe that would be enough.

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u/intherorrim Jul 14 '15

By whom?, if the restaurant was that fancy.

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 13 '15

I heard it that when material and clothes were hard to come by, resting elbows (clothed) on the table would wear the material out quicker.

Parents started telling children to keep elbows off tables at dinner time to prevent the wear and tear

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u/Zahilin Jul 13 '15

I go to extremely fancy restaurants and do this with no issue.

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u/tughdffvdlfhegl Jul 13 '15

Same. They're not going to give up my €120 at the end of the night because I want to relax and be a bit informal.

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u/teapot112 Jul 13 '15

almost got kicked out.

What? Thats ridiculous. Whats the name of that restaurant? Name and shame time...

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u/TheKandyCinema Jul 13 '15

It's a restaurant called Japanese Village near my area.

It's a Hibachi style restaurant where they make the food in front of you. The chef didn't like how we had our elbows on the table and got mad.

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u/tughdffvdlfhegl Jul 13 '15

So not even a really nice restaurant. That's just a strange chef, or a safety rule because he's flinging stuff around.

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u/panther_heaven Jul 13 '15

TIL Hibachi counts as "fancy".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Japanese culture revolves around respect though. It probably had more to do with you being a guest and not being polite.

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u/Pufflekun Jul 13 '15

That's like a ramen shop in America getting mad because you're not audibly slurping your noodles (which you're supposed to do in Japan).

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Wow what restaurant? It's hard to imagine restaurant staff being that rude to a guest.

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u/straydog1980 Jul 13 '15

What the shit?

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u/Zewstain Jul 13 '15

He was also naked.

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u/unnoved Jul 13 '15

almost got kicked out.

You serious?

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u/OutstandinglyNormal Jul 13 '15

I read that it was a practice that started in the Victorian/Industrial eras, where the vast majority of working class men held down 'dirty' jobs, and every street and building used to be covered in soot and shit. Men would come home from the mine or wherever caked in grime, and so the wives would tell them to keep their elbows off the table to keep the food and cutlery clean.

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u/KennyGaming Jul 13 '15

Um how did the restaurant approach you with this one? There has to be more so that you "almost got kicked out".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

What an incredible restaurant to duck out on the bill in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I didn't even know it was a problem.

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u/fpssledge Jul 13 '15

I heard someplace it's because centuries before us good hygiene wasn't as common as today so they'd keep their arms down by their sides as much as possible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I've always thought it was rude for when you're sharing the table with someone or eating right next to someone because it takes up a lot of space.

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u/ManBehavingBadly Jul 13 '15

You're shitting me? How?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

What restaurant would kick someone out, or even complain, about elbows on tables?

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u/HungInHawaii Jul 13 '15

What restaurant? Just curious I've eaten at some shway places and they never said anything to me. But I do live in the US...

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u/aab720 Jul 13 '15

Tf restaurant was this?

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u/rharrison Jul 13 '15

No they didn't.

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u/scottishaggis Jul 13 '15

It's because it excludes people from the conversation, you put your right elbow on the table and the person to your right is blocked out by your arm and shoulder. They then have to lean far forward blocking out the person the right of them

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

story?

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u/bardhoiledegg Jul 13 '15

I heard that elbow on table is acceptable before and after the meal. And leaning forward to show interest in the conversation can even be considered polite.

But during the meal, when utensils are in use it is rude to take up more table space with you elbows and can give off the impression of protecting or hunching over your food. Too much interest in the food instead of the company you are with can be seen as rude and unrefined.

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u/goldishblue Jul 13 '15

Because they can stink

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u/RomeNeverFell Jul 13 '15

Bullshit or you probably did something else.

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u/MrKjeksy Jul 13 '15

In the old days it was considered "bad" if one had enough room on a dinner table for their elbows instead of there being food.

Old wives tale, as far as i know it hasn't been set in stone by anyone so take it with a grain of salt. I'm part french so it probably stems from there and applied to the so coveted "upper class".

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Really?

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u/Jov_West Jul 13 '15

I went to a restaurant in a "wife beater" once when I was younger, and got a free tee shirt!

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u/LackingTact19 Jul 13 '15

There was literally just an askreddit post about this. Basically having your elbows on the table is associated with you defending your food to stop it from being stolen which is viewed as you not trusting the people your with, which is seen as rude if it's a polite setting

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u/plipyplop Jul 13 '15

The elbows weren't the issue, it was the lack of pants and underwear that they were concerned about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Wat? Every fancy restaurant I've been to doesn't give a damn what you do. Is this some pretentious sorta place? I went to a 5 star french restaurant and another party had a guy in a Hawaiian shirt...

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u/coolkid1717 Jul 13 '15

How old were you. I can't imagine someone saying that to an adult.

What exactly did they say to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I've been told that it was an insult because it's showing that there's enough room on the table to put your elbows, so there's not enough food/hospitality.

Personally I think it's a load of shit. I'll put my elbows wherever the fuck I want.

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u/Dracekidjr Jul 13 '15

That's when you put your balls on the table and yell "Are my elbows acceptable now!?"

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u/RanaktheGreen Jul 13 '15

It takes up so much room, so at places where room is hard to come by, taking up space with the wings of glory is a dick move.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Because it's the most comfortable way to sit at the table when having a meal, so they have to remove it to make the meal as uncomfortable as possible. Don't you see??

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Which restaurant?

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u/MisanthropeX Jul 14 '15

When I was at Colonial Williamsburg or (or maybe it was Jamestown) as a kid one of the tour guides told us that many "tables" in the 17th century or so were basically planks of wood balanced precariously on sawhorses. Putting your weight on one end of the table with your elbows would knock it over and fuck up the meal.

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u/CodeJack Jul 14 '15

People that do that hold their food up in the air. You're not supposed to keep it held at your face hight. You don't realise it, but if you look at someone doing that in a resturant, they look sloppy as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

No, you didn't

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u/drakfyre Jul 14 '15

I would've never known it even was a social issue if it wasn't for a pizza hut commercial. I've never been told to take my elbows off the table and evidently have never been at a fancy enough restaurant for it to matter.

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u/br3or Jul 14 '15

I've always heard it's because most higher class people would be served their meals and it would be rude to have your arms in the way of someone trying to serve you your plate.

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u/Faisso Jul 14 '15

I have never heard or knowing about this elbow job thing. That's how fancy I am.

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u/newtothelyte Jul 14 '15

There's nothing wrong with putting your elbows on the table, it's using it as a fulcrum to shovel food into your mouth that is gross

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I heard that being strong enough to sit upright was a way to show you were not infected with the plague.

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u/kuavi Jul 14 '15

I always thought it was because you are increasing the space you take up at the table, possibly making others more packed to make room for you.

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u/TheFadedBull Jul 14 '15

I call bullshit. I've ate at numerous 3 star restaurants and always put my elbows on the tables, get drunk and loud and never once came close to being kicked out. Please name this restaurant

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That must have been so fancy

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u/TheMonarK Jul 14 '15

No one is going to see this, but there is also a different theory. In many households, tables would be smaller and with large families trying to fit in it, putting your elbows on it would create less space, thus resulting in a rude gesture

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u/Thyrsus24 Jul 14 '15

That was a bad fancy restaurant then... A high end restaurants goal for service is to be available but not intrusive, to anticipate the customers needs, and to make the whole experience comfortable and enjoyable for the diner. Provided you meet any dress code they may have, and don't disturb the other diners, your table manners are none of their business.

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u/Venicedreaming Jul 14 '15

Which restaurant threaten to kick you out?

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u/musitard Jul 14 '15

It used to be seen as a sign of aggression.

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u/jsp1205 Jul 14 '15

I didn't even know it was socially unacceptable... :(

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u/Lawrence308 Jul 14 '15

It crowds the table. Doesn't make sense when it's just you and someone else

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u/Harbltron Jul 14 '15

I wouldn't want to give my money to the snobby fucks that would care about that, no matter how good the food is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Wait so fancy restaurants actually enforce those bullshit rules? I just thought the people sitting with you would judge you and the restaurant wouldn't care.

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u/the_mighty_moon_worm Jul 14 '15

Jesus people, you've all got it wrong. It's not about offending the host or being associated with the Navy.

If you're sitting really close to someone (like in, say, a banquet hall) and you put your elbows on the table, you're all up in their shit. You'll probably push their plate around or accidentally set your elbow down on their fork. and even if there is room for one person to do that the person next to them probably won't also have the room, so we just made it a rule.

If you're arms are on the table people don't think you're a sailor, they just think you're a dick.

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u/EchoJunior Jul 14 '15

I'm assuming most of people posting here are Americans. You guys must have a hard time enjoying a nice food..

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u/dorkmax Jul 14 '15

Actual etiquette says its ok to do that when you're not eating, so they need to chill.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I've been told that I sometimes eat like an ex-con. I'll have my elbows on the table, usually my left hand kinda wrapped around the plate to "protect" my food. But you would too if you had grown up in my house! Just kidding I grew up lower-middle class and there was plenty of Panburger Partner and Kool-Aid to go around.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This was an etiquette rule not observed by my immediate family, and therefore not taught to me as a young child. My first time flying down alone to visit my grandparents in the south I put my elbows on the table at dinner and was promptly stabbed in the elbow by my grandpa with his fork without warning. I don't know why I never looked up the origin of that rule, it never made sense to me. I asked my grandpa why, he just grumbled about it being rude and uncivilized, but never why it was considered so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Though it might have roots in history, I always saw it as a posture thing. You hunch when your elbows are on the table. Hunching is generally unsightly and in a fancy restaurant, manners are key.

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