r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/redditrandomacc Jul 13 '15

Are you in the Navy?

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u/dezradeath Jul 13 '15

Nope, they just happen to work at Old Navy.

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u/Chand_laBing Jul 13 '15

sniff sniff... He's not making it up, fellas

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Thanks, wolverine!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

thats the most upvotes ive seen this far down in a comment chain

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Sep 08 '16

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u/supernaga Jul 13 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/ThePissyRacoon Jul 14 '15

You just brought back a flood of simpsons memories. It's like that was my sleeper agent code.

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u/davekian Jul 13 '15

You can sail seven seas!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

IN THE NAVY!

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u/gobucks04 Jul 13 '15

It's a trap! Source: used to be in the Navy

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

TO BE AROUND SEA MEN RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?! HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHA HA

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u/The_Antlion Jul 14 '15

It'll set your mind at ease.

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u/Plokoon Jul 13 '15

Yvan Eht Nioj

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u/GoTzMaDsKiTTLez Jul 13 '15

A GLOBAL FORCE FOR GOOD

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u/martia_larts Jul 13 '15

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Davy is still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jul 13 '15

Man, what are you doing here?

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u/SoulFire6464 Jul 13 '15

THAAAA BLESSSSSSING. THEY WANT YOU TO SAY THE BLESSING.

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u/Engagethedawn Jul 13 '15

No thats Davy who's still in the navy, and probably will be for life.

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u/Matt6453 Jul 13 '15

What colour is his suit?

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u/hitlerosexual Jul 14 '15

Nope. Poor rusty.

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u/simmonsg Jul 13 '15

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Ah 2011.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jul 14 '15

No but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/TheGuy968 Jul 13 '15

that was perfect

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u/zer0w0rries Jul 14 '15

As a former employee, I can confirm that this was not made up at Old Navy.

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u/supercheetah Jul 14 '15

Can you sail the seven seas?

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u/NewHampster4 Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/Cry_ery_tyme Jul 13 '15

Are there any SAILS at Old Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Are they old?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This pun hurts.

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u/blamb211 Jul 13 '15

Ya know. Same thing.

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u/espais Jul 13 '15

Did Old Navy make this up?

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u/bipnoodooshup Jul 13 '15

Why don't they work at the new one?

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jul 14 '15

Does Old Navy work in the Navy?

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u/kainazzzo Jul 14 '15

And probably will be for life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj.

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u/SayceGards Jul 14 '15

Is this your most upvoted comment?

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u/dezradeath Jul 14 '15

Apparently it is. Glad it was in a funny comment chain. Totally reflects me as a person.

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u/potadoes Jul 14 '15

It's turtles all the way down!

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u/dicksypoo Jul 14 '15

Did you learn this at old navy?

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u/I-am-shoe Jul 14 '15

Where they read it in "a book" about the Navy

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u/I-am-shoe Jul 14 '15

That they got from their friend in the Coast Guard

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u/jasonlg3d Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/ladyshanksalot Jul 14 '15

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

They're actually the Village People

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

YVAN EHT NIOJ

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u/JakeTheCake714 Jul 13 '15

HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!

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u/Lane95 Jul 13 '15

I AM THE NAVY

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u/absump Jul 13 '15

No, but I sing the song sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yes. We want you, we want you, we want you in the captain's crew.

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u/brokenantennaguy Jul 13 '15

Davy???

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u/FobbingMobius Jul 14 '15

Probably will be for life.

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u/one_nut_wonder Jul 13 '15

He is the Navy.

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u/BoxSquid Jul 13 '15

"No sir, cats hate water. I just like they logo."

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u/StoveTopMcStuffins Jul 13 '15

Grizz was in the navy.

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u/chowder138 Jul 13 '15

Can confirm, am Navy.

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u/JackkHammerr Jul 13 '15

Nope, but he learned about it when he was in the Navy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj! SON

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u/Dohan11 Jul 14 '15

Is Rusty still in the navy?

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u/Bigr789 Jul 14 '15

Hi I'm Davy and I'm pretty hot stuff in the navy.

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u/KingNosmo Jul 14 '15

Nope. But he loves to stay at the

Y M C A

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u/AskMeAboutMyWiener_ Jul 14 '15

I must be having a fucking stroke.

All these comments look the same to me.

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u/SuperSaiyanCrota Jul 14 '15

No this is patrick

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u/ThatZBear Jul 14 '15

Is the Navy made up?