r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Nope, they learned it back when they were in the Navy.

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u/redditrandomacc Jul 13 '15

Are you in the Navy?

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u/dezradeath Jul 13 '15

Nope, they just happen to work at Old Navy.

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u/Chand_laBing Jul 13 '15

sniff sniff... He's not making it up, fellas

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Thanks, wolverine!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

thats the most upvotes ive seen this far down in a comment chain

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Sep 08 '16

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u/supernaga Jul 13 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/ThePissyRacoon Jul 14 '15

You just brought back a flood of simpsons memories. It's like that was my sleeper agent code.

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u/davekian Jul 13 '15

You can sail seven seas!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

IN THE NAVY!

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u/gobucks04 Jul 13 '15

It's a trap! Source: used to be in the Navy

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

TO BE AROUND SEA MEN RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?! HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHA HA

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u/The_Antlion Jul 14 '15

It'll set your mind at ease.

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u/Plokoon Jul 13 '15

Yvan Eht Nioj

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u/GoTzMaDsKiTTLez Jul 13 '15

A GLOBAL FORCE FOR GOOD

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u/martia_larts Jul 13 '15

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Davy is still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Jul 13 '15

Man, what are you doing here?

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u/SoulFire6464 Jul 13 '15

THAAAA BLESSSSSSING. THEY WANT YOU TO SAY THE BLESSING.

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u/Engagethedawn Jul 13 '15

No thats Davy who's still in the navy, and probably will be for life.

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u/Matt6453 Jul 13 '15

What colour is his suit?

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u/hitlerosexual Jul 14 '15

Nope. Poor rusty.

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u/simmonsg Jul 13 '15

Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Ah 2011.

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u/SpellingIsAhful Jul 14 '15

No but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

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u/Kepgnar Jul 13 '15

did you make this up?

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u/TheGuy968 Jul 13 '15

that was perfect

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u/zer0w0rries Jul 14 '15

As a former employee, I can confirm that this was not made up at Old Navy.

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u/supercheetah Jul 14 '15

Can you sail the seven seas?

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u/NewHampster4 Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj

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u/Cry_ery_tyme Jul 13 '15

Are there any SAILS at Old Navy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Are they old?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This pun hurts.

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u/blamb211 Jul 13 '15

Ya know. Same thing.

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u/espais Jul 13 '15

Did Old Navy make this up?

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u/bipnoodooshup Jul 13 '15

Why don't they work at the new one?

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u/thatwasnotkawaii Jul 14 '15

Does Old Navy work in the Navy?

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u/kainazzzo Jul 14 '15

And probably will be for life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj.

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u/SayceGards Jul 14 '15

Is this your most upvoted comment?

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u/dezradeath Jul 14 '15

Apparently it is. Glad it was in a funny comment chain. Totally reflects me as a person.

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u/potadoes Jul 14 '15

It's turtles all the way down!

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u/dicksypoo Jul 14 '15

Did you learn this at old navy?

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u/I-am-shoe Jul 14 '15

Where they read it in "a book" about the Navy

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u/I-am-shoe Jul 14 '15

That they got from their friend in the Coast Guard

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u/jasonlg3d Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/ladyshanksalot Jul 14 '15

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

They're actually the Village People

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

YVAN EHT NIOJ

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u/JakeTheCake714 Jul 13 '15

HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!

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u/Lane95 Jul 13 '15

I AM THE NAVY

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u/absump Jul 13 '15

No, but I sing the song sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yes. We want you, we want you, we want you in the captain's crew.

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u/brokenantennaguy Jul 13 '15

Davy???

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u/FobbingMobius Jul 14 '15

Probably will be for life.

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u/one_nut_wonder Jul 13 '15

He is the Navy.

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u/BoxSquid Jul 13 '15

"No sir, cats hate water. I just like they logo."

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u/StoveTopMcStuffins Jul 13 '15

Grizz was in the navy.

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u/chowder138 Jul 13 '15

Can confirm, am Navy.

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u/JackkHammerr Jul 13 '15

Nope, but he learned about it when he was in the Navy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj! SON

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u/Dohan11 Jul 14 '15

Is Rusty still in the navy?

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u/Bigr789 Jul 14 '15

Hi I'm Davy and I'm pretty hot stuff in the navy.

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u/KingNosmo Jul 14 '15

Nope. But he loves to stay at the

Y M C A

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u/AskMeAboutMyWiener_ Jul 14 '15

I must be having a fucking stroke.

All these comments look the same to me.

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u/SuperSaiyanCrota Jul 14 '15

No this is patrick

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u/ThatZBear Jul 14 '15

Is the Navy made up?

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u/Vamking12 Jul 13 '15

Whoa TIL

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

haha, what a bullshit way to rack up 6000+ comment karma and reddit gold. Good job :)

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u/ioweyou90 Jul 14 '15

Navy's hate him!

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u/ferlessleedr Jul 14 '15

You joke but really, most information passed around in an organization from older members to younger members was probably gleaned the same way by the older members.

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u/Parsley_Sage Jul 14 '15

Nice try but it won't work, it's navy all the way down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Did they sail the seven seas though?

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u/rayned0wn Jul 14 '15

If the Navy was in the Navy. Than the Navy IS the Navy, and if the Navy is the Navy, then who the fuck is robert paulson!?

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u/VitQ Jul 14 '15

Yvan eht nioj.