r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Silence.

People always try and fill the silence, just shut up, it is fine. I seriously don't care if we are sitting in "awkward silence" for twenty minutes, it isn't awkward to me at all.

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u/Irememberedmypw Jul 13 '15

It's the staring. You may need to work on that.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

I've found a sensual dance helps break the tension.

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u/ichegoya Jul 13 '15

So, eye-contact, sensual dancing in complete silence?

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got it.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

You have to take your pants off too so it won't be weird.

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u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 13 '15

Chewing on some crunchy snacks with your mouth open adds to the effect

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

Now that's just fucking gross.

Weirdo.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

I mean, we're not savages.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world.

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u/Inkeyis Jul 13 '15

Make sure to caw like a bird. If a bird hears you and lands on your shoulder, you get massive cool points

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u/Yes_Maybe_No Jul 13 '15

You also need to dim the lights.

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u/0Lezz0 Jul 14 '15

and proceed to "adjust" yourself.

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u/Dzhocef Jul 14 '15

And socks, so people know you're comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Put the notes in your ass cuz you'll need them for prison

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u/thisxisxlife Jul 13 '15

I'm trying it on this girl I'm hanging out with tonight.

Edit: my mom did not seem impressed

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Throwing on some tunes helps. I would recommend Kygo's remix of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.

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u/Slipperydibble Jul 13 '15

Think buffalo bill dancing to "Goodbye Horses"

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u/DavidlikesPeace Jul 13 '15

I have a movie demonstration too :D

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u/theian01 Jul 14 '15

Your dance should speak for itself

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u/wonderingtumbleweed Jul 13 '15

Dont forget the heavy breathing

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u/_paramedic Jul 13 '15

It can actually be really romantic with your SO. Just dance to the music in your heads.

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u/Jacosion Jul 13 '15

Bonus unawkwardness if you are naked. Even better if you wear an over the shoulder thong/leotard.

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u/ailurophobian Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Go for it buddy I'm sure it'll work out great, just don't forget to give the ol,sweaty handshake or stiff hug at the beginning :D

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u/kemushi_warui Jul 14 '15

Add a dwarf speaking backwards and you've got a scene from a David Lynch movie.

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u/F4rsight Jul 14 '15

Use a pen, not pencil.

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u/WhosMarcus Jul 14 '15

No smiling, either. Neutral face, frown, or grimace only.

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u/ichegoya Jul 14 '15

It would have to either this face or this one.

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u/XxsquirrelxX Jul 13 '15

Do you break out the lingerie?

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u/real_big Jul 13 '15

2 minutes of unbroken eye contact with a complete stranger often leads to friendship.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Catch ya later, alligator!

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u/Synectics Jul 13 '15

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT. prolonged eye contact!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

And the heavy breathing.

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u/DownvoteALot Jul 13 '15

Right. Better look away like you have some shyness problem.

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u/TurtleSayuri Jul 13 '15

I just look around the room and relax

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u/LeicaM6guy Jul 13 '15

And the constantly bared teeth.

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u/duckmurderer Jul 14 '15

But she's 36-30-38!

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u/IAmASkientist Jul 14 '15

It's more awkward when they close the curtains

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That is what a phone is for.

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u/Karl_Marx_ Jul 14 '15

Come to Germany. It's not considered taboo, and EVERYONE stares.

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u/mbelf Jul 14 '15

And the undressing...

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u/lazyass_tiger Jul 13 '15

That trying to fill up awkward silence with small talk makes things more awkward.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Someone: How about that weather man.

Me: ???

Silence is ok by me.

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u/SuperHotFyer Jul 13 '15

So airline food huh? Whats up with that?

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u/anawfullotoffalafel Jul 13 '15

Seriously, peanuts and salted chips, what are we fucking birds?

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u/MasterofPandas1 Jul 13 '15

Well we are flying in the sky...

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u/Zubzer0 Jul 13 '15

As opposed to flying in the land or sea.

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u/internetalterego Jul 14 '15

Flying in the sea is "swimming". Penguins do it.

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u/Lots42 Jul 13 '15

Goddamn it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

can't argue with that

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jun 14 '16

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u/PreyOnTheCosmos Jul 13 '15

Show 'er to hug hts. Hug 'er to show sht.

Birds.

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u/raginjimmy Jul 13 '15

No!! Why would you fuck a bird?!?

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u/Banjones Jul 13 '15

You should all realize your comments are the equivalent to internet small talk.

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u/anawfullotoffalafel Jul 13 '15

That's what I was going for. So you come here often?

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u/Wasteland_Mohawk Jul 13 '15

Nah. First time actually. Oh, sorry, you were talking to him? Okay.

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[awkward silence increases]

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u/chbay Jul 13 '15

Did you hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?

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u/heisenberg_21 Jul 13 '15

No, what happened?

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u/HotPikachuSex Jul 14 '15

He's a dog owned by Goofy, who's also a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I found Jerry!

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u/pyro5050 Jul 13 '15

nothing is up with that other than their altitude that it is served! god damn it people!

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u/compelx Jul 13 '15

So... what are your plans for 9/11?

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u/Erotic_Taco Jul 14 '15

Seriously, you'd have to be high to enjoy that stuff

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u/CallMeNiel Jul 14 '15

In defense of the weather-based small talk: it's a part of your daily experience that is universally shared, different from day to day, and often impacts several of your decisions and mood throughout the day. It can potentially spark conversations in a variety of directions and each person can have a different perspective, but still generally agree.

I'm no fan of small talk generally, but it's sometimes necessary. When that happens three are worse topics out there than weather, like sports.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Guy who has can function without being a tool- "So what do you think of the weather?"

Me- "Haha, yeah! nods head

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Jeez, I always see this on Reddit. Small talk is the bridge you have to cross if you want meaningful conversation.

"How about that weather man?"

"Oh, you know. It's hot, but it could be worse. I've spent some time in the South and it's not so bad up here."

"Oh? What were you doing there?"

"I was in the Army for a little while, and I've traveled in Asia a little bit too."

Then there's a conversation! I could talk about what I did in the Army, what it was like when I was in the South, what Asia was like, if they've traveled, if they have family in the military, where they've lived, what they've done, etc. You can actually build a connection and a relationship off of that. Sitting in silence with someone doesn't help you connect with them- you won't learn who they are and how they became that person. If you want to really be close to someone, you need to start somewhere. Embrace the small talk. It's like panning for gold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

The weather man is my father you prick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I told my mom's boyfriend I hate when people ask about the weather and he got offended because he golfes. Checking the forecast is his life.

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u/moubliepas Jul 13 '15

Maybe they're offering you a weatherman. You should respond, even if only to say no thanks.

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u/grouphugintheshower Jul 13 '15

Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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u/imoses44 Jul 13 '15

Beautifully put: "if your comment isn't an improvement of the silence, don't talk".

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u/tpdominator Jul 14 '15

I fall too deep into that sometimes though, like with someone I want to talk with. I'll let the silence happen, but then it gets built up in my head that the next thing I say has to be gold since I waited so long to say it.

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u/claryn Jul 14 '15

That's why I think sometimes its situational. There are many times silence is fine with me, but occasionally there are times when I want to talk to someone but have nothing good to say and they aren't really giving me anything and being silent is just as awkward.

Or if I just met someone and want to make a good impression, sitting in silence isn't really selling myself well. Someone called me a bitch to my face after I had had a few encounters with them and they thought "I believed I was too beneath them to talk to them."

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u/yolo-yoshi Jul 14 '15

Where have you people been? I have no trouble with keeping conversation ,but sometimes it feels good to put a nice clean pause in the chatter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Pulp Fiction anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

pulp fiction ref anyone lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Small talk is breezing through lots of topics superficially until you find a shared interest/experience you can discuss more deeply.

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u/Hoihe Jul 14 '15

It's rude to do small talk in Denmark!

Unless drinking or fishing

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u/ralwn Jul 14 '15

The people of Finland are with you on this.

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u/Varicoserally Jul 15 '15

"Soooo... Do you like hobbies?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

nah, awkward silences are bad. If you can avoid them it makes time pass longer for people waiting for something or a car ride etc. It's enjoyable. If you shut it down and someone keeps it going again and again when it's obvious that they don't want to then that's just bad reading. Usually you can enjoy a conversation with a stranger and it's actually fun and okay.

like you guys. If I notice you guys are not into it, then I move on and don't force it. Forcing it is the bad part of awkward silences.

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u/lobotumi Jul 13 '15

You woud love it in here. In finland there is no akward silence . We say something if we have to say. if not we dont. Its a social norm here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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"....Russians are coming"

"On it"

"...."

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"Back"

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u/lobotumi Jul 13 '15

pretty much

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Brilliant. Officially moving to Finland. Won't even have to learn Finnish as I have nothing to say.

Edit: spelling

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u/Lord_Iggy Jul 14 '15

I hear that 'perkele' can be used in most situations.

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u/zoraluigi Jul 14 '15

I'm too lazy to look that up, so I'll just assume it's something vulgar.

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u/toresbe Jul 13 '15

Two Finnish friends from childhood meet for the first time in over a decade. They decide to go out to catch up, and order two vodkas.

After a few minutes, one guy says "so... how have you been?" - the other looks at him and asks "did you come here to drink or did you come here to talk?"

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u/lobotumi Jul 14 '15

haha sounds familiar

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

Damn, I must be Finnish as fuck. If I don't have anything to say, I just watch what's going on around me. It throws people off all the time. Like "Sorry I don't want to fill the air with conversation neither of us wants to have".

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u/fairlyrandom Jul 13 '15

Norwegian/Finnish hybrid here, apparently I've inherited this trait from the Finnish side.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Appalachian American here, no fogging clue where I got it.

You know what, it was supposed to be "fucking," but "fogging" has a nice ring to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Honestly I would have just assumed it was an Appalachian thing.

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u/toresbe Jul 13 '15

We Norwegians do that too.

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u/TheTroglodite Jul 13 '15

How come you guys are so loud on counter strike? Does it just come out online?

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u/xelested Jul 13 '15

Finland has mastered the art of shitposting on the internet.

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u/order65 Jul 13 '15

I don't know, Allu seems calm as fuck as long he can drink the Red Bulls.

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u/2capp Jul 14 '15

Whenever someone mentions companionable silence I think about the Top Gear episode (s12e03) where James May goes to Finland. They made it humorous to watch him sitting there with someone's grandma or something just hanging out in their living room not speaking but the idea that you don't have to fill a room with talk always appealed to me at a base level.

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u/tittysprinkle9000 Jul 13 '15

That sounds so amazing I'm actually upset

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u/thebochman Jul 14 '15

I get crucified for that here in the US. If I don't have anything meaningful to say then I won't say anything.

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u/lobotumi Jul 14 '15

i always wondered why is that? why try to say something when you dont have anything to say. i can drive with my buddies in the car and listen to the radio and we dont say a thing unless someone remebers something or has something to say.

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u/pragmatistish Jul 14 '15

Do you know if it is common in other Nordic countries?

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u/Riiuuyoaie Jul 14 '15

Swedes are considered "the Americans" of Nordic with the constant irritating small talk, but I'd guess Norwegians, Danes and Iceland-ians (?) are almost as silent as us.

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u/hydrogensonata224 Jul 14 '15

My husband is Finnish! I absolutely love the fact that neither of us feel the need to fill the silence.

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u/Purkkaviritys Jul 13 '15

not in Finland, we are mostly quiet until someone brings in alcohol.

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u/Frank2312 Jul 13 '15

TIL, I'm Finnish... maybe extra Finnish actually since I stay mostly quiet even with alcohol.

(Or I'm just socially inept :( )

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

God yes. I like my breaks at work to be quiet before I have to go back out and deal with customers. One of my coworkers does not stop talking. She could walk into the break room, see me sitting there and just start talking about her stupid shoe racks or something else that has nothing to do with me. Not even a "hello" or warm up. Straight into whatever pops into her head. She will keep going on forever, even if I don't say anything. It is maddening.

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

My family and some friends recently took a small vacation to go to King's Island amusement park. When we went there, we got a nice cabin to stay in .We had a day that we spent "camping" at the cabin as well (really we just hung out outside the cabin, went swimming, or played football in a nearby field) and at the end of that day, we were all sitting around a campfire. At one point everyone stopped talking and was just staring at the flames or looking at the stars. It was such a peaceful and serene moment that lasted for maybe 30 seconds before my aunt pipes up and goes "Wow, awkwaaaaard!" and my uncle said "Shut up and enjoy the moment Nikki"...which sparked an argument that ruined the night before everyone went to sleep. I really want to go back to that place and have one of those moments again.

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u/timetoskedaddle Jul 13 '15

I've heard it put like "Awkward silence starts when somebody tries to break perfecly normal one."

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u/Riiuuyoaie Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

As a Finn I was expecting this story to be about at least 1 hour of silence, but 30 seconds of silence being something unusual? Note to self: never, ever visit America. I'd go crazy if less than a minute of silence is considered awkward. Finnish campfire etiquette is something like 90% silence, 10% talking.

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u/NeoCoN7 Jul 13 '15

A few years ago I was sitting in silence with a friend at my flat. My fiancé walked in and commented that it was weird.

My friend turned round and said "it's not weird at all, in fact it shows how close we are as friends that we are that we can sit in silence together.".

I was really pleased because it showed that she and I were actually good friends despite me meeting her through my fiancé only a few months before.

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u/MessyRoom Jul 14 '15

I don't think we're there yet, but don't worry, we just met.

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u/Not-Jim-Belushi Jul 13 '15

Usually when I try to fill silence it's because I like and want to continue talking to a person not because I feel awkward. Small talk leads to big talk

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I tried telling them that during my interview!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Especially in the car??? I actually much prefer that

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u/joelpyro Jul 13 '15

Yes! I was in a hospital for 4 days recovering from surgery, (I'm under 18 so I needed a parent to be there the hole time) and my dad was talking non stop.

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u/2close2see Jul 13 '15

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/WombatBeans Jul 13 '15

This for me. I don't mind sitting in the quiet. If we're going to talk I want it to be something of substance, I don't want to listen to inane commentary, or as I call it narrating. My MIL and oldest kid are so bad about narrating. "Speed limit is 55. Oh look...a horse! Refi your mortgage for 2.1%, that seems like a good deal. Oh they have Minecraft toys here. There are a lot of people here today. Wow traffic is really bad right now. etc etc etc" Will you PLEASE Shut the FUCK up if you can't actually talk about something!??!

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u/only_a_name Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

argh, I hate this so much. the worst thing is when that kind of narration goes on in my own head. stfu, brain!

Edited to add: This is the oddest thing I've ever had downvoted. What does anyone care how I feel about my own interior monologue?

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u/WheezyTurtle Jul 13 '15

Reminded me of pulp fiction "its like a wax museum with a pulse".

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u/amazingmanderrr Jul 13 '15

I can't have silence. I constantly have to making some kind of noise. Firstly, because I have epilepsy and if I go quiet and people are around they get nervous and think I'm having a seizure. Secondly, I fucking hate silence.

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u/qwerty622 Jul 13 '15

this is true to a certain degree, but most of the people that practice this are just socially inept, which, really, is not something to be proud of.

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u/AequusEquus Jul 13 '15

Maybe that's because you equate not feeling the need to talk every opportunity with social ineptitude? Or maybe all your quiet friends ARE socially inept, shit dude idk

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u/zeppelin0110 Jul 13 '15

I don't know if I can agree with this. Some cultures are simply less chatty. Some people are more introverted. Someone who talks 'at' people (as opposed to 'with them') is not necessarily socially adept.

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u/myhairsreddit Jul 13 '15

I went on a first date last night. It was nice, I really liked him and we're going out again this week. There were a few silences though that he kept trying to fill because he was shy and felt awkward. I don't know why people feel the need to talk none stop. It's ok to be quiet and just enjoy being in the company of others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It IS awkward for them though, so if you like the person you should probably make an effort.

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u/aerojonno Jul 13 '15

Speak only if it improves upon the silence - Gandhi

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u/Nervousemu Jul 13 '15

My mother does this and it drives me crazy. She won't even be fully in the room and will just start going. I can't even say anything because otherwise i look like a jackass. Thank god for ear buds.

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u/FancyPants95 Jul 13 '15

Maybe it's awkward for them and they want to converse with you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It only becomes awkward when someone says it's awkward

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u/TheOnlinePolak Jul 13 '15

This is the difference between someone who is socially awkward and not socially awkward. The socially awkward kid will try to fill the void because to them it seems weird that no one is talking. Then they get stares and feel even worse about themselves.

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u/unclesamsfunnybone Jul 13 '15

Interestingly enough, my girlfriend taught me to like this. I have always been a bit of a talker (and to some extent still am) but after being with her for 2 years, I have realized that she is not super awkward, she is just comfortable being quiet without having to say anything. As our relationship has progressed she has become more talkative than before we were dating, and I have found myself being quieter than I was before, and actually enjoying the silence. Being able to just enjoy time together without having to talk is actually kind of nice.

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u/KingJonathan Jul 13 '15

You don't have to be talking to enjoy someone's company.

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u/bikey_bike Jul 13 '15

The thing is, if you're hanging out with someone, silence can be a bit awkward if you're not really close to them, watching something, or playing video games. It's sort of a "well if we were going to just sit here in silence, I could have just stayed home alone." thought process. It's a tad uncomfortable for people who hang out with others to socialize rather than just share each other's company.

If it's at work or something like that, then yeah it's fine to just shut the fuck up and mind your own business, but imo in a social setting, it can be awkward. I'm also someone who has trouble shutting up, so just giving you my point of view ha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

My brother does this all the time... except he fills the silence with singing... shitty, shitty singing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Right? Just sitting, hanging out for 10 minutes watching the sky does not require talking. I've had people comment on the silence, and my response is always "It's not awkward. You learn to enjoy silence."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

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u/Bodipc Jul 13 '15

That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence

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u/Mr_Gilmore_Jr Jul 13 '15

I remember this scene in Voyager between Tuvac and Seven of Nine. They were in a shuttle and she randomly says, "we haven't spoken for 2 hours and 4 minutes" (or something like that) and he asks, "do you find that significant?"

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u/kynect2hymn Jul 13 '15

A million times, this.

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u/vegasmel Jul 13 '15

Is that you, brother?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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u/jglee1236 Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

This is my roommate. When I get home from work, my ears are filled with constant words. Like, dude.. Is it alright if I fuck around on the internet in silence or maybe with music for an hour or two when I get home? Is that too much to ask? Every day, there's always some new song or band he wants me to hear, or some story about what happened at his job. What's funny is when we smoke a bit of the ol' wacky tobaccy, he says "I'm sorry, I get so talkative when I'm high." and in my head I'm thinking "no, my friend, you just notice it when you're high."

The time for a polite correction is fast approaching. At first, it didn't really bother me. But when I find myself yearning to be left alone in my own house, there's a problem. But it's difficult to say you need more personal time without sounding like you need more jerk-off time, heh.

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u/zacablast3r Jul 13 '15

I like how pulp fiction address this.

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u/Tastee-MacFreeze Jul 13 '15

I end up driving around a lot, it's just what I do part of my day job. Sometimes friends will come along for the ride to make it less boring. After a couple hours, sometimes we just sit in silence and listen to music or the wind from the car. It ain't bad.

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u/shawnisboring Jul 13 '15

For me it's the biggest indicator when two people actually enjoy each others company. When simply being around someone is enough that neither feels the need to fill the air with words.

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u/James-Ahh Jul 13 '15

Come to Finland. We are a safe haven for shut up.

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u/Ginger_lizard Jul 13 '15

There's a woman I work with that will ask "how are you?" every time there is a moment of silence. She finds a different way to word it every time but it's still just filler and it drives me insane.

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u/tulily Jul 13 '15

"That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence." - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction

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u/MrXian Jul 13 '15

I can actually enjoy someones mere presence - words aren't required at all.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor Jul 13 '15

I find there is a difference between silence and awkward silence.

Awkward silence is where you are both talking, the conversation broke dow, and both of you are trying to figure out how to restart it.

Silence is where there is no conversation and you are merely enjoying the company of the other.

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u/amolad Jul 13 '15

Don't say anything if it doesn't improve on the silence.

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u/insectsareawesome Jul 13 '15

The other day I was fishing with my brother and a friend of my brother. My brother would constantly talk about anything, mostly fishing. He had to leave for a good 15 minutes, me and his friend didn't say a single word in the meantime. I felt really relaxed and comfortable because I knew his friend also values a good silence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

For me, a true friend is someone you can be quiet with, in silence and it should not feel uncomfortable.

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u/Dynasty2201 Jul 13 '15

Try silence on a date.

Nothing says "I'm boring" like not having anything to say.

I hate silence, especially if you know the person. Took a colleague from Italy, who came for a few days to the UK office, out to London as he wanted to go. I spoke to him more on the phone in a meeting than an entire afternoon in London. Even getting dinner. Fuck me, talk bro.

Meet up with his friends and he's talking at last! YAY HE'S NOT BROKEN! Then suddenly he goes quiet for like an hour.

I'm chatting to his friends, asking him stuff as well and he's giving me one-word answers.

God.

I hate silences because I can never figure out if it's my or the other person's fault.

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u/bjoernenbjoern Jul 13 '15

You should try being in public in Denmark. Everyone pretends nobody around them exists.

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u/crrrack Jul 13 '15

It's considerably less awkward if everyone is extremely stoned.

Source: am extremely stoned.

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u/blastfromtheblue Jul 13 '15

went on a walk with some friends recently. we all wore headphones, it was perfect

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u/FuckGiblets Jul 13 '15

Yeah I have a friend I used to work with. We would both be in an hour early and we would just it out side in silence. Him on his 3DS, me reading a book. I really appreciated having someone who I could share company with that we did not have to feel awkward for one seconds brake in conversation. I actually miss that a lot.

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u/MichaeljBerry Jul 13 '15

If you're sitting and enjoying the silence and someone breaks it and says it's awkward, then they are uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Well if you're in a conversation and stand there looking at each other for longer than 30 seconds without saying anything, yeah someone needs to say something or just run away.

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u/LittleSugarBabysBabe Jul 13 '15

Because you're an introvert. And introverts are weird, they just don't know it.

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u/MrMustangg Jul 13 '15

Similarly, people on phones. Obviously if someone is on their phone the whole time I see them then that's annoying, but it almost never happens to me.

Silence isn't something that needs to be constantly filled and if someone checks their phone every now and then, I couldn't care less.

Also, people who complain about other people being on their phones is just irritating. Let people do what they want. This is not a new phenomenon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This is my mom. I love to be in silence and she can't stand it. On the way to the gym at 7 am she wants to share every anecdote she can think of from her 50 years of life and listen to her music but I really just want silence.

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u/Bojangthegoatman Jul 13 '15

I love silence. Especially when your with an SO. Just sit there and cuddle and enjoy each other. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALWAYS BE TALKING, BROOKE 😠

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u/whenitsTimeyoullknow Jul 13 '15

"Don't speak unless you can improve upon the silence."

~Somebody

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Reminds me of pulp fiction

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u/QuaintMind Jul 13 '15

I like to see how long people are OK with being quiet. It's a test to see how well we'll get along.

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u/JusticeBeaver13 Jul 13 '15

Ok Jordan Schlansky.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

My brother has always said you know you are really good friends with somebody when you can both sit in a car for an hour and nobody says anything and you're both completely ok with that.

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u/Lapi0 Jul 13 '15

You nordic? We brood in silence all the time and never small-talk

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u/Skayj2 Jul 13 '15

Depends, when I'm with family or good friends, silence is never awkward, as we're all comfortable enough with each other.

Silence only becomes awkward when you're with people who you don't know very well or see very often.

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u/boredinak Jul 13 '15

Amen. I am more than content with not saying anything at all and enjoying the company of someone without the need for bullshit small talk. I know you, these stupid questions can be redundant.

That and my grandparents forced me to be OK with silence, I was always able to be quiet when needed but one day we were drinking coffee, not fast like I was used to, but sipping it and enjoying the quiet and sometimes the sounds of nature and it clicked.

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u/notthefoxhound Jul 13 '15

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

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u/diemunkiesdie Jul 13 '15

In person I agree with you, but for phone conversations I'm like "30 seconds silence we've got nothing to chat about? alright we can hang up then right? right?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yeah like in the car?

If conversation stops for literally 5 seconds my girlfriend will turn the radio on. My dad will start reading billboards out loud....

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u/RocheCoach Jul 13 '15

I think there's a pretty good distance between a comfortable silence, and an awkward silence. I just have ways of "feeling" a situation out.

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u/Kusundree Jul 13 '15

"That's when you know you've found someone special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a second and enjoy the silence."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I like not having to deliver all the time. Breaks and silence can be just fine. Conversations need to breathe sometimes. It's something our culture feels the need to smother. Watch any talk show from 40+ years ago. Dick Cavett, Merv Griffin, Ed Sullivan, and all those guys were okay with there being lulls. It's uncomfortable from a modern perspective, but it shows we've lost the ability to appreciate silence.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I agree man, and usually I mark the first occasion of that add the time in truly "friends" with someone. We aren't trying to like, keep each other's attention actively or anything, we know we're chill and comfortable being around each other and have plenty of time to hang out, let's just ride to the store with light music on.

At the same time, 20 minutes without talking would have me questioning what it is were supposed to be doing together as friends. Sounds like one of you is pretty boring in general if that was a literal statement.

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u/Egexe Jul 13 '15

Come to Finland and it's the other way around :D

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u/Charliek4 Jul 13 '15

My dad does this. I eventually got over it. He still hasn't.

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u/guitarhamster Jul 13 '15

Every date I've been with think it's weird and that I'm awkward or antisocial. =( Just need to rest once in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Whenever someone points out that it's awkward when there's silence, I'm quick to point out that it wasn't awkward until they made it so.

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u/atomicxbot Jul 13 '15

Reminds me of Pulp Fiction

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