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r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15
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You have to take your pants off too so it won't be weird.
23 u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 13 '15 Chewing on some crunchy snacks with your mouth open adds to the effect 24 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 Now that's just fucking gross. Weirdo. 13 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN. 19 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 I mean, we're not savages. 11 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips. 1 u/Kfrr Jul 14 '15 Where's a watercolor when we need it. 4 u/Inkeyis Jul 13 '15 Make sure to caw like a bird. If a bird hears you and lands on your shoulder, you get massive cool points 3 u/Yes_Maybe_No Jul 13 '15 You also need to dim the lights. 3 u/0Lezz0 Jul 14 '15 and proceed to "adjust" yourself. 2 u/Dzhocef Jul 14 '15 And socks, so people know you're comfortable. 1 u/omar1993 Jul 14 '15 Occasional mouth-to-mouth contact with the other person is also considered well-mannered. -1 u/Nitrosium Jul 14 '15 Put an empty water bottle on your dick if you want a kiss.
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Chewing on some crunchy snacks with your mouth open adds to the effect
24 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 Now that's just fucking gross. Weirdo. 13 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN. 19 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 I mean, we're not savages. 11 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips. 1 u/Kfrr Jul 14 '15 Where's a watercolor when we need it.
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Now that's just fucking gross.
Weirdo.
13 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN. 19 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 I mean, we're not savages. 11 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips.
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That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN.
19 u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15 I mean, we're not savages. 11 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips.
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I mean, we're not savages.
11 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips.
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No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality . 3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips.
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This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality .
3 u/stmk Jul 13 '15 Its all in the hips.
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Its all in the hips.
Where's a watercolor when we need it.
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Make sure to caw like a bird. If a bird hears you and lands on your shoulder, you get massive cool points
You also need to dim the lights.
and proceed to "adjust" yourself.
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And socks, so people know you're comfortable.
Occasional mouth-to-mouth contact with the other person is also considered well-mannered.
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Put an empty water bottle on your dick if you want a kiss.
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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15
You have to take your pants off too so it won't be weird.