r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

You have to take your pants off too so it won't be weird.

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u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 13 '15

Chewing on some crunchy snacks with your mouth open adds to the effect

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

Now that's just fucking gross.

Weirdo.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

I mean, we're not savages.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality .

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

Its all in the hips.

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u/Kfrr Jul 14 '15

Where's a watercolor when we need it.

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u/Inkeyis Jul 13 '15

Make sure to caw like a bird. If a bird hears you and lands on your shoulder, you get massive cool points

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u/Yes_Maybe_No Jul 13 '15

You also need to dim the lights.

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u/0Lezz0 Jul 14 '15

and proceed to "adjust" yourself.

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u/Dzhocef Jul 14 '15

And socks, so people know you're comfortable.

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u/omar1993 Jul 14 '15

Occasional mouth-to-mouth contact with the other person is also considered well-mannered.

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u/Nitrosium Jul 14 '15

Put an empty water bottle on your dick if you want a kiss.