r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/anawfullotoffalafel Jul 13 '15

Seriously, peanuts and salted chips, what are we fucking birds?

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u/MasterofPandas1 Jul 13 '15

Well we are flying in the sky...

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u/Zubzer0 Jul 13 '15

As opposed to flying in the land or sea.

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u/internetalterego Jul 14 '15

Flying in the sea is "swimming". Penguins do it.

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u/Lots42 Jul 13 '15

Goddamn it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

can't argue with that

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jun 14 '16

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u/PreyOnTheCosmos Jul 13 '15

Show 'er to hug hts. Hug 'er to show sht.

Birds.

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u/Nzxh Jul 14 '15

We are literally sitting in a chair, IN THE SKY!

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u/raginjimmy Jul 13 '15

No!! Why would you fuck a bird?!?

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u/Banjones Jul 13 '15

You should all realize your comments are the equivalent to internet small talk.

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u/anawfullotoffalafel Jul 13 '15

That's what I was going for. So you come here often?

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u/Wasteland_Mohawk Jul 13 '15

Nah. First time actually. Oh, sorry, you were talking to him? Okay.

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[awkward silence increases]

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u/Banjones Jul 13 '15

Irony doesn't make it not small talk.

To me small talk is a way to take up time and share a semi-pleasant conversation with people. That's what you all were doing. The point of the conversation was understood by everyone, but it was played out anyway.

"So how's the weather."

"Same old same old."

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u/Vanetia Jul 13 '15

And did you notice they label the peanut bags "May contain peanuts"?

Well DOI!! Right? Heh heh... man...

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u/Chuchoter Jul 13 '15

I like peanuts and salted chips... :'(

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u/LedaPups Jul 14 '15

omg, thank you for that, got me laughing really hard