r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/ichegoya Jul 13 '15

So, eye-contact, sensual dancing in complete silence?

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got it.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

You have to take your pants off too so it won't be weird.

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u/poodles_and_oodles Jul 13 '15

Chewing on some crunchy snacks with your mouth open adds to the effect

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

Now that's just fucking gross.

Weirdo.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

That's where we draw the line? I mean it's not the sensual pantless dancing, it's the chewing with your mouth open that got you. Actually on second thought you're making some sense. LET THE DANCING BEGIN.

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u/friday6700 Jul 13 '15

I mean, we're not savages.

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

No we are not ser, we are the best damn pantless sensual dancers in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This whole fucking thread made me laugh. Time for some pantsless sensuality .

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u/stmk Jul 13 '15

Its all in the hips.

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u/Kfrr Jul 14 '15

Where's a watercolor when we need it.

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u/Inkeyis Jul 13 '15

Make sure to caw like a bird. If a bird hears you and lands on your shoulder, you get massive cool points

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u/Yes_Maybe_No Jul 13 '15

You also need to dim the lights.

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u/0Lezz0 Jul 14 '15

and proceed to "adjust" yourself.

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u/Dzhocef Jul 14 '15

And socks, so people know you're comfortable.

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u/omar1993 Jul 14 '15

Occasional mouth-to-mouth contact with the other person is also considered well-mannered.

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u/Nitrosium Jul 14 '15

Put an empty water bottle on your dick if you want a kiss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Put the notes in your ass cuz you'll need them for prison

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u/ichegoya Jul 13 '15

lol wut.

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u/thisxisxlife Jul 13 '15

I'm trying it on this girl I'm hanging out with tonight.

Edit: my mom did not seem impressed

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Throwing on some tunes helps. I would recommend Kygo's remix of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.

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u/Slipperydibble Jul 13 '15

Think buffalo bill dancing to "Goodbye Horses"

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u/DavidlikesPeace Jul 13 '15

I have a movie demonstration too :D

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u/theian01 Jul 14 '15

Your dance should speak for itself

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u/ichegoya Jul 14 '15

This is true.

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u/wonderingtumbleweed Jul 13 '15

Dont forget the heavy breathing

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u/_paramedic Jul 13 '15

It can actually be really romantic with your SO. Just dance to the music in your heads.

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u/Jacosion Jul 13 '15

Bonus unawkwardness if you are naked. Even better if you wear an over the shoulder thong/leotard.

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u/ailurophobian Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Go for it buddy I'm sure it'll work out great, just don't forget to give the ol,sweaty handshake or stiff hug at the beginning :D

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u/kemushi_warui Jul 14 '15

Add a dwarf speaking backwards and you've got a scene from a David Lynch movie.

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u/F4rsight Jul 14 '15

Use a pen, not pencil.

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u/WhosMarcus Jul 14 '15

No smiling, either. Neutral face, frown, or grimace only.

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u/ichegoya Jul 14 '15

It would have to either this face or this one.

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u/ztikmaenn Jul 13 '15

Turn Down For What style.

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u/Space_Polan Jul 13 '15

Along with yelling mrmgrlmrgmmrgmlmrlmrmgrlmrgmg louder and louder.

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u/ichegoya Jul 13 '15

in complete silence?

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Space_Polan Jul 13 '15

I was trying to make a meta reference that nobody would remember but you had to ruin it /u/ichegoya, damn you!

Edit. A word.

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u/ichegoya Jul 13 '15

I am shame.