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Oh, snap Meme

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u/RoyalBug 17h ago

It’s funny cause they dropped by about half

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u/RonMexico16 17h ago

It’s almost like all these valuations are completely arbitrary so they dropped by half until there were enough buyers who said, “fuck it…why not?”

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u/notreallydeep 14h ago

50% down means 100% upside :29637:

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 7h ago

BRB buying INTC

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u/kiwi_immigrant 5h ago

I'm thinking more like 1800% upside

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u/RoyalBug 17h ago

Oh quantum was the biggest pump n dump, biggest obvious short ever (which I didn’t take part in cause rddt is best stock ever)

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u/K_Linkmaster 15h ago

Made 600% on dwave. I got lucky.

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u/Muggle_Killer 14h ago

Dick Wave and the other one sounds like a pasta company.

Why is the names dor everything so lame now.

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u/Express_Helicopter93 8h ago

All the good names have been used already, that’s why you see companies with names like Blue Hat and Comstock

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u/Arkansasmyundies 6h ago

Cumstack was taken

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u/Unfair_Holiday_3549 14h ago

I sold some at 800%.

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u/K_Linkmaster 14h ago

Fuck you and congratulations. Friday or Monday sale?

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u/Evan-The-G 15h ago

RGTI was at $17 and I said I’d short it but I don’t know how to and I got downvoted hard 😂

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u/OMGFuziion 15h ago

No way 🤣

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u/Ink_Du_Jour 13h ago

Goodest bot

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Bestest bot

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u/listeningloudly69 12h ago

This bot fuks 😆 🤣

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u/wendelbaker 13h ago

I bought puts. Sold for a profit but didn’t make much 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Rickyskeets69 Gekko's inspiration 4h ago

hey a profit is a profit

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u/_CMDR_ 9h ago

Fusion is another one. Anyone who believes that private companies with a few billion dollars are going to outpace 70 years of research by the brightest people on earth worked on by an international crew of tens of thousands is kinda dumb. It’s not a few years away. A decade at absolute minimum and that’s for a barely functioning prototype.

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u/Jubiblex 13h ago

yeah pocketed some huge gains from puts on QUBT today and riding the rest out to the bottom

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u/strongest_nerd 15h ago

Guess you never saw the Chinese stocks posted here.

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u/sealpox 14h ago

All stock prices above book value are arbitrary, aren’t they?

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u/Murky-Education1349 13h ago

sad for those people because theres still more to go.

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u/brintoul 2h ago

They all should probably go to zero fr

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u/Dmoan 15h ago

Jensen "I am inevitable" Huang 

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u/RegretForward9679 53m ago

Moores Law is still alive and well!

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u/Detective_Far 16h ago

Where is Martin Skrelli. Did he make millions!?!!!

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u/TheLoneWolf_218 14h ago

He made a funny video about it

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u/mnebrnr13 15h ago

Wu-Tang wants their album back!

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u/double_a_mtl 14h ago

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u/Hieryonimus 9h ago

Didn't know he was making content and had so many followers and a community. Wow.

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u/Ultraeasymoney 3h ago

America loves Felon.

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u/vascop_ 6h ago

He is a great dude if you like original content

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u/FoolsGoldMouthpiece 3h ago

He is not a great dude

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u/J-BangBang 16h ago

Whole bunch of people got fucked by an Asian man in a leather jacket today :4271:

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u/thotdocter 15h ago

It's funny because he's wearing leather and Asian.

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u/PeneCway419 15h ago

A canadian tuxedo would add humor

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u/alexccj 7h ago

--> Pornhub --> Categories --> NVIDIA

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u/TheLoneWolf_218 14h ago

Daddy chill

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u/Automatic-L0ss Cocaine Connoisseur❄️ 13h ago

Actually, it was alligator skin.

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u/Usual-Lecture4245 15h ago

you like my jacket?

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u/ManBearPig_1983 13h ago

No? I don’t give a fuck and you’ll like it by the time I’m done talking you little plebs!

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u/karmagod13000 11h ago

starting to grow on me somehow

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u/PatriceEzio2626 17h ago

This was bound to happen, sooner or later. Jensen didn't even need to say anything lol:4271:

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u/SaltKick2 12h ago

Yeah but its hilarious how the market reacts to Jensen saying it vs go ask any researcher or academic and they would have said the same thing.

There have been some big breakthroughs recently but only big in the sense that it proves quantum error correction and QC advantage is possible. Its still a very long and hard road ahead for anything useful.

IONQ IMO was the only public company that was worth holding anyway since its using a different tech than Google/IBM/Microsoft. But even then, Quantinuum has them beat but they're not public (though they work closely with Microsoft)

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u/Noddite 8h ago

But were any of those other people wearing a boss level leather jacket?

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u/thotdocter 15h ago

So many angry degens blaming Jensen for their losses 💀...

It's vaporware and he just said emperor has no clothes.

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u/Diligent-Jicama-7952 12h ago edited 12h ago

if you know even an iota about quantum you know jensens just stating the obvious.

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u/EngRookie 12h ago

The crazy runs they were having definitely made me question what I know about quantum, though. The whole time, I was like, "Was there a major breakthrough I hadn't heard about yet?" Bc last I checked Google and IBM were the frontrunners and were decades away from something big. I'm glad I didn't buy into the hype and trusted myself.

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u/MHWGamer 9h ago

lol all the talk was about actual quantum computers? I thought it was just a buzzword in this instant, like quantum ai pro computer vision strapon xxl mega dragon enhanced.. ok might went of a little but you get the point

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u/curious_skeptic 14h ago

He just said the emporer's clothes are still being sewn and will take a long time....

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u/TheorySudden5996 11h ago

You want to know how impractical quantum computing is today? You need a quantum computer + a traditional super computer to error-check the work. Quantum computers are not reliable in today’s form.

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u/arrius01 14h ago

Some one should ask him about Tesla now.

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u/ZacTheBlob 9h ago

Like he's going to say anything bad about the company owned by the guy who is the reason his AI GPUs are out of stock for the next 12 months :4271:

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u/NewToTradingStock 16h ago

Very powerful man. One statement dropped many co in half

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u/SaltKick2 11h ago

overinflated companys

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u/rotatingphasor 15h ago

If a comment by someone who isn't a Quantum guy can shrink the stock when investor's you'd hope went through the fundamentals... Yeh I think these guys don't know what they bought into.

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u/Arkansasmyundies 6h ago

He sort of is a quantum guy, though. Although many know him from his jackets, his modest company also makes Quantum computing software: Nvidia CUDA-q.

One day Jensen will hit it big and impress the bears. Just you wait.

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u/SaltKick2 11h ago

A lot of them are still up 500% compared to 3 months ago which is wild

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u/According-Craft5164 16h ago

YOLO entry point? (I know nothing about this space or companies)

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u/Lollipop96 15h ago

wait longer, they still not at the bottom.

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u/rotatingphasor 15h ago

Wait till it's zero. That should be a good entrypoint.

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u/karmagod13000 11h ago

regard still lose money

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u/mylizard 13h ago

I wouldn’t invest a lot if someone who

1) does nothing related to quantum computing

2) may be a direct competitor with quantum computing

Can make a statement that tanks the entire market so much…

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u/newfor_2025 5h ago

none of these quantum computing companies does anything useful with quantum computing either. you can't be a competitor with vaporware.

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u/Zack_attack801 16h ago

If you’re trying to play the downside, then yes.

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u/TankusAruelisJacksob 16h ago

Rip IONQ

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u/westcoastlink 12h ago

Tom Lee has it in his etf and the media was grilling him about it today 🤣

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u/double_a_mtl 15h ago

Made 50k with puts on it today.

Still have another 100x 20$ jan 17th that should print.

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u/MagnoliaSucks 16h ago

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u/Icy_Marionberry_1542 14h ago

Didn't realize Shane Gillis could surf.

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u/karmagod13000 11h ago

in a gucci suit nonetheless

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u/TheLoneWolf_218 14h ago

Was this magnificent creation AI generated?

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u/make_love_to_potato 6h ago

No, this down syndrome man was actually surfing a in a suit holding an American flag.

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u/karmagod13000 11h ago

no picasso

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u/kipdjordy 14h ago

It's beautiful

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u/Zack_attack801 16h ago

Loading up on $2 strike for puts for march

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u/HollowTape 14h ago

How many did you get?

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u/Commercial_Ease8053 15h ago

No offense, but he said what we all knew deep down tbh. Qc is far off and we all believed in the potential… without a clue when that would be obtainable

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u/emanresuymsisihtolle 15h ago

link to original post here

Here is your DD about Rigetti

A reminder for everybody:

In 2017, Rigetti built an 8-qubit quantum computer and deployed it to the cloud (see Fig. 1).

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1706.06570

In 2017, Rigetti built a 20-qubit quantum computer and used it to solve a combinatorial problem with machine learning (see Fig. 2).

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1712.05771

In 2021, Rigetti demonstrated, for the first time, the entanglement between two qubits fabricated on two separate chips. This work was published in Nature.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2102.13293

In 2021, Rigetti invented a new type of tunable coupler which unlocks fast and high-fidelity two-qubit gate operations.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2103.07030

In 2021, Rigetti discovered that quantum circuit Born machines show superior performance compared to restricted Boltzmann machines in modeling financial data.

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2058-9565/abd3db/pdf

In 2023, Rigetti was awarded a 5-year contract with Air Force Research Lab and Phase 2 of Darpa Quantum Program.

https://investors.rigetti.com/news-releases/news-release-details/rigetti-computing-awarded-five-year-contract-air-force-research

https://investors.rigetti.com/news-releases/news-release-details/rigetti-computing-awarded-phase-2-darpa-benchmarking-program

In 2024, Rigetti discovered a new fabrication technique that improves the relaxation time of superconducting qubits. This work was published in Nature.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2304.13257
In 2024, Rigetti discovered a new technique for adjusting the resistance of Josephson junctions at room temperature. This discovery makes it easier to scale quantum computers based on superconducting qubits. The results were published in Nature.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2401.07415

In 2024, Rigetti and Riverlane successfully demonstrated low-latency quantum error correction achieving a mean decoding time per round below 1 microsecond.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2410.05202v1

In 2024, Nvidia announced the successful application of AI to automate the calibration of a 9-qubit quantum computer built by Rigetti.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/nvidia-data-center_nvidia-rigetti-quantum-machines-deliver-activity-7272339340922380288-S4tE?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

In 2024, Rigetti owns more than 150 patents in quantum computing.

https://patents.justia.com/assignee/rigetti-co-inc

In 2024, scientists proposed new ideas to scale superconducting quantum computers to thousands of qubits.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2411.10406

At the end of 2024, Rigetti built a quantum computer with 84 qubits with a two-qubit gate fidelity above 99%. This quantum computer has a similar performance to Willow, the chip built by Google.

https://investors.rigetti.com/news-releases/news-release-details/rigetti-computing-launches-84-qubit-ankaatm-3-system-achieves

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u/Standard_Profile_130 13h ago

Seems like they are making incremental progress but still far from having truly practical or scalable applications yet. It will be impressive once you can run general purpose models like climate simulations with quantum computers.

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u/SaltKick2 10h ago

I didnt read through all this but that last bullet point, Rigetti's chip is nowhere near as good as Google's Willow. Their two qubit gate error rate is an order of magnitude larger than Google's, their coherence times are 5x shorter which means you can't run very long circuits and presumably they higher readout error rates.

In 2019 or so, many of their theorists left for Google and I think many of their hardware team also left. Their original CEO, Chad Rigetti was one of the first to work on superconducting qubits, and I heard he kinda sucked to work for, but he also is no longer at the company. While they likely have brilliant people still, It seems like they are pushing the business hard to make money, but why would anyone want to rent time on a device that doesn't do anything special outside of their own research on noisy, not useful qubits.

Unless there is some major breakthrough in superconducting hardware that isn't patented (or its discovered by Rigetti) I don't see how they will be able to compete with Google and IBM.

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u/Pirating_Ninja 15h ago

RGTI is up 1215% in the last 3 months. NVDA is up 6% in the last 3 months.

Still wishing I had bought RGTI a few months ago instead of NVDA.

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u/Lollipop96 15h ago

Its hard to make the call to buy a shitty company, so dont feel bad.

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 13h ago

Regardetti, the company that doesn’t do shit and is worthless but gets pumped. Oh fuck I got calls

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u/KAY-toe 16h ago

Apes down, his puts up

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u/Rare-Material4254 14h ago

Alright so what’s the next pump I should get into now? And I thought bout the one in my sock drawer

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 13h ago

Bullshit companies are still bullshit companies. Jensen only pointed out what was plainly obvious

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u/Top-Chip-1532 12h ago

Regards are sad they didn’t get in Quantum when they were pennies. :4271:

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u/CJ-2QT bears don't check futes 12h ago

that's part of the reason why this sub is toxic towards quantum. Stocks like RGTI were under a fucking dollar last year, even after a 50% haircut its still a 10 bagger from shares alone. These stocks were cheap for a very long time:31224::4276:

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u/Top-Chip-1532 12h ago

WSB shitted on PLTR. Look where it’s at now. :31225:

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u/Arctic_snap 15h ago

Does this mean that NVDA is far out from Quantum, thus a case for long?

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u/Barthas85 15h ago

I felt RGTI bad but honestly I got in at $3 so I'm still real happy.

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u/IHadTacosYesterday 13h ago

Did you not want short term capital gains or something? Why not jump out at $20

If I had got in at $3, I probably would have gotten out around $12, which would be a true double, so I admire your ability to hold, cause I would have jumped around 12ish, or at least sold off half of it

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u/cbusoh66 14h ago

Every known quantum scientist and researcher said they're at least a decade or more, if ever, from a real breakthrough but it took the AI guy to set the records straight.

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u/SingleJicama655 14h ago

Quantum my ass. If billion-dollar giants like Google and IBM can’t crack it, how the hell are these 10 person startups supposed to pull it off

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u/DataExternal4451 11h ago

So why did Google buy deep mind , mekka robotics etc?? They were already worth billions, how did they not crack it before these start ups??

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u/isthisthingon--lol 13h ago

https://youtu.be/fEA7ojm57ds

From QUBT's website.... literally there are 10 people max in this vid.

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u/SS324 13h ago

I mean, if AGI is actually happening in the next few years, I don't see QC being 20 years away. Either QC is > 20 years away and AGI is > 15 years away, or AGI is < 5 years away and QC is <10 years away

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u/GovernmentVarious992 15h ago

"No hookers and blow for you" ~ Jensen

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u/Earachelefteye 12h ago

The jacket says otherwise

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u/johnny_riser 16h ago

Why I'm seeing posts about Quantum stocks being down when everything else are down as well? Some more established ones barely made it black and a little green by closing.

The only one clearly in green for me is oddly Costco and FTAI.

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u/Lollipop96 15h ago

Because they are down by 45%+ after Jensen burst their bubble.

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u/xeuropa 17h ago

:4271::4271::4271:

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u/New-IncognitoWindow 15h ago

He’s going to come out dressed like Elvis one day.

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u/Grrismith 14h ago

These were self serving comments...meant to achieve exactly what happened. Quantum computing will be a rival to AI /data centers. They will bounce back.

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u/stiff_tipper 11h ago

Quantum computing will be a rival to AI /data centers.

ppl actually believe this? and that it's any closer than a decade out?

sheesh no wonder ur offices are dumpsters lmao

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u/optionseller 16h ago

Buy the dip. Now!!

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u/OriginalFatPickle Always Wrong 15h ago

Maybe when it hits $1.5 or $2.

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u/Money_Junkie definitely straight/married 15h ago

Retired Thanos be like

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u/bluecgene 13h ago

Where are the lucky millionaires who bought lots of puts?

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u/camelCaseBack 12h ago

He gave us the Wang

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u/Dirtygeebag 16h ago

I’ve over 110 ten years of smooth brain trading experience, all of it on Robin Hood, we called it that cause back in the day your trades were sent into the stock exchange on a robins back. The hood was to protect the robins identity from the bonds men.

My advice is to buy while it’s dropping, and ride it all the way to the bottom. Once it’s hit rock bottom sell, makes counting your money easier giving you more time to be on the look out for the next one.

Stay safe regards, and remember to get your 5 a day crayons!

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u/PeneCway419 15h ago

Buy high sell low? Got it!

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u/emanresuymsisihtolle 15h ago

Self serving comments from the guy trying to sell more chips. He knows something we don’t, that quantum is already here and why tf would he encourage market competition

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u/CrispyLiquids 12h ago

Ikr? He may be right or wrong but he certainly isn't going to tell anyone that what he's selling may be obsolete within a potential buyer's relevant timeframe

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u/missmypinto buy high sell low king 15h ago

But that jacket 😰

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u/Sweaty_Ad_3762 15h ago

Yeet yeet skurt skurt

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u/Prestigious_Bison189 14h ago

You forgot Ionq

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u/DoubleFamous5751 14h ago

Fucking 10/10 😂 

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u/pchristmore 13h ago

I know that in the short term this is terrible but just take advantage of this moment and buy the dip. Most of my quantum stocks I'm holding until I retire in 30 years. Between now and then there will be several setbacks. If you are holding onto decent shares just take a sec and breathe. I feel like this kind of stuff is normal. He knew exactly what would happen if he said that.

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u/isthisthingon--lol 13h ago

Might wait until they're in the $5 range... who knows if half these companies will exist in 30 years.

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u/Basic-Look249 13h ago

say my name type momment

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u/Top-Chip-1532 12h ago

Inverse WSB.

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u/monumentValley1994 11h ago

Alligator jacket is badluck to all, tel him to go back to wearing that buffalo jacket.

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u/blasphememes 7h ago

Let’s see those juicy puts I know someone’s got em

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u/ride_electric_bike 6h ago

Shkreli called this one two months ago. And somehow survived the run up

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u/Decent-catch87 5h ago

Is RGTI going to continue falling? Asking for a friend . Made good profit on it… but got greedy and do not sell my whole bag .

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u/Brokeboi2234 4h ago

Made 3000% on qubt. Bought in at 0.60🫶🏻🫶🏻

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u/OneWind5185 16h ago

Fuck you Jensen Huang!

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u/Cullen8228 15h ago

:4275::4267:

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u/PushTheButtonPlease 13h ago

Quantum this!

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u/SeliciousSedicious Poop Sock 2024 16h ago

I’m shocked crapto didn’t moon on this too

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u/RepresentativeBat798 15h ago

It didn't help that most of them were about to enter a price correction naturally anyways... Thought about shorting RGTI yesterday... Le sigh

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u/neotank35 16h ago

with 1 snap of my finger i can bring ballance to your port!

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u/Subject-Relevant 14h ago

This mother fu

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u/Emergency-Ticket5859 13h ago

Rigetti limp like spaghetti

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u/OldMoneyZeus 12h ago

The thanos snap is code 4 discounted price while I holding, patience my young padawans, we will have the high ground at some point. Think about it took iron man 11 years to have that awesome Nano Suit 🤓😎

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u/autism_account 12h ago

I haven't been following the quantum industry closely, but if there are any quantum sensing companies I would invest in those before I invested in quantum computing or quantum networking companies. I'm doing a PhD in a quantum lab, and whereas I hear about a lot of cool experiments being done in computing and networking, I still have no impression as to when we're gonna get anywhere near commerical applications for this stuff. Quantum sensing, on the other hand, is pretty straightforward. You put a magnet next to a vacancy center, you measure the photoluminescence while driving with a microwave field, and boom, magnetometry. You still have to package it and ruggedize it but the basic principles are right there.

I couldn't give a specific number of years when I'd expect quantum sensing applications to become popular, but I'd definitely bet on quantum sensing before networking or computing.

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u/carpediem-88 10h ago

Market is crazy now. Completely over priced. People making so much money and losing too

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u/MysticOssi 10h ago

An entire industry vs a guy in a leather jacket. Who would win?

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u/Delicious-Sun1343 10h ago

can someone send me a link to video where jensen mentioned the quantum thing?

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u/masterofnuggetts 9h ago

I wonder if it's too late to buy puts..

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u/diavolo_bossu 9h ago

Why did it drop so much if people already know that?

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u/StoleYourTv 9h ago

Chiggity

Diggity di.

You now regretti investing in Rigetti.

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u/TheNutzuru 7h ago

It's not like Jensen has a profit incentive to downplay Quantum computing. I'm not saying he's not right, but I am saying he has several hundred billion reasons to say this, even if it's complete bs.

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u/MyvaJynaherz 6h ago

My dad is hyped about quantum computing, and still doesn't believe me when I try to convince him that it will probably be towards the end of my lifetime before quantum may carve out a profitable niche based on performance, not hype.

30 years seem like a reasonable road-map? I've got money on it :

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u/EyeSea7923 4h ago

He wanted a cheaper valuation to buy out the tech. Genious business man, but ruthless.

If he would have said 5-10 years out of fully integrated commercial use, yea, but he didn't because he wants to make sure he stays on top.

That would have still freaked out 90% of who bought though lol

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u/Blitzdog416 4h ago

Jensen: Dinner is 12 hours away and I sell eggs, so don't worry about steak, get crackin' on this leather jacket.

Jackass.

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u/IsThereAnythingLeft- 4h ago

If NVDA invest in any quantum companies now it is complete market manipulation

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u/Earthkilled impressive endowment 4h ago

Why no have with percentage

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u/Independent_Night559 3h ago

Quantum stocks: when Thanos snaps, half your portfolio disappears: literally! 💸📉

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u/ShinyFrappe 2h ago

scary , almost like a meme coin :4271::4271:

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u/red_purple_red 1h ago

Lol these vaporware companies have the same market cap as established companies that have been producing products used every day for decades.

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u/typeIIcivilization 1h ago

Does software exist that you can have some sort of alert while watching an event like this that would have told you these massive drops started happening? Seems like a good way to make money, catch a drop, but it up quick for the inevitable bounce back.

I wouldn’t do that unless I knew the company and market but just wonderig

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u/PlayerPlayer69 1h ago

Incoming P/L porn on anyone who had Puts.

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u/AnthonyRitchie654 1h ago

Nvda sprints for $180

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u/isaiah002_ 37m ago

ironic because he's looking for quantum developers? plus wouldn't hodling rn be good for the long term?

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u/SafeAd8714 19m ago

JThanos can’t allow this little kids to take the spotlight to fast without his approval and NVDA Qchip 🤔

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u/Eldoggo001 3m ago

https://preview.redd.it/c3y7159s40ce1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2331368dcba448eef327c1742fce263279cc191c

Jensen says that Quantum is too far away, but people caught him hiring Quantum engineers…