r/wallstreetbets • u/Finnegan_Faux • 1d ago

Oh, snap Meme

4.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

419

u/J-BangBang 1d ago

Whole bunch of people got fucked by an Asian man in a leather jacket today :4271:

18

u/alexccj 16h ago

--> Pornhub --> Categories --> NVIDIA

93

u/thotdocter 1d ago

It's funny because he's wearing leather and Asian.

14

u/PeneCway419 1d ago

A canadian tuxedo would add humor

18

u/TheLoneWolf_218 23h ago

Daddy chill

6

u/satireplusplus 12h ago

His puts are in the money, knees weak, bags are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. Sold Rigretti.

3

u/Automatic-L0ss Cocaine Connoisseur❄️ 22h ago

Actually, it was alligator skin.

1

u/daeguamericana 14h ago

The second I noticed that glittering jacket I knew something was up. That's not the right kind of leather.

1

u/FinalKO43 13h ago

Lost 1k on a call set for the 31st and a strike of 22. I guess I have time but... I think this is my very first bag holding. I will only lose 1k though

1

u/Technical_Money7465 11h ago

Also Jensen gave a presentation that sent quantum computing stocks to Dirac Sea