Don’t ban me.

I have this theory that because the election is so fucked up, everyone is just holding out to see what shakes out, thinking that someone else will ( depending on who wins) make good investments that they can then base their own math on, IE they expect someone to make the first move.

However, i think no one actually has anything good to invest it, and it will reveal itself immediately the winner is called. Thus i think there will be a whole market crash a couple hours after election night.

Can someone who is good with logic check this thinking through before i yolo my savings?

EDIT: Quite a few people have come with different opinions on this and it was suggested i just go with vibes instead. I have now bought a vibrator and put it in my ass, but it hasn't helped me make a decision yet. How long do i have to wait?