r/dadjokes • u/Azmaniacle • 10h ago
Why did the onion go to therapy?
28 Upvotes
It had too many layers of issues to peel back
r/dadjokes • u/Gogglespaisan0 • 13h ago
Why was the pasta locked out of the house???
45 Upvotes
Because he had gnocchi
r/dadjokes • u/MrHawkeye69 • 12h ago
What do you call Mickey Mouse's unknown grandmother?
29 Upvotes
A Nana Mouse.
r/dadjokes • u/thisDiff • 1d ago
My son picked up a thick book and asked why does this have so many pages?
421 Upvotes
I replied “Well, that’s a long story…”
My best work!
r/dadjokes • u/scottdog33 • 1d ago
Some one asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was....
297 Upvotes
It was a complete guess but I was right!
r/dadjokes • u/MetalBroVR • 9h ago
Someone in this sub asked me what my favorite type of lunch meat is.
14 Upvotes
According to rule 9, I can't answer honestly.