r/dadjokes 10h ago

Why did the onion go to therapy?

28 Upvotes

It had too many layers of issues to peel back


r/dadjokes 6h ago

What follows holy shit?

11 Upvotes

Royal flush.


r/dadjokes 13h ago

Why was the pasta locked out of the house???

45 Upvotes

Because he had gnocchi


r/dadjokes 12h ago

What do you call Mickey Mouse's unknown grandmother?

29 Upvotes

A Nana Mouse.


r/dadjokes 1d ago

My son picked up a thick book and asked why does this have so many pages?

421 Upvotes

I replied “Well, that’s a long story…”

My best work!


r/dadjokes 10h ago

Why did 69 hate golfing with 70?

19 Upvotes

70 won 70 to 73


r/dadjokes 1d ago

Some one asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet was....

297 Upvotes

It was a complete guess but I was right!


r/dadjokes 9h ago

Someone in this sub asked me what my favorite type of lunch meat is.

14 Upvotes

According to rule 9, I can't answer honestly.