r/dadjokes • u/FullNoodleFrontity • 5m ago
Where do conquering herons buy sexy underwear?
Victorious egret
r/dadjokes • u/ridgeback506413 • 36m ago
Where does a tree live?
1) Oak-la-homa 2) A Tree-house
Ben (7 yrs)
r/dadjokes • u/Secure-Improvement35 • 1h ago
Dad bod
I don’t have a dad bod. It’s a father figure
r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 3h ago
When it comes to telling dad jokes, taller people do it best.
They have a sighs advantage.
r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 3h ago
It’s hard to explain how I know when I’m about to have diarrhea.
I just get a gut feeling about it.
r/dadjokes • u/staring_at_keyboard • 3h ago
What do you call a line of criminals waiting for fruit juice?
A bad punch line
r/dadjokes • u/Realistic-Twist-3112 • 4h ago
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
r/dadjokes • u/Hutchiaj01 • 4h ago
My wife showed me an incredible book
It's a book of Dad jokes in haiku format. I thought you all might appreciate this
DADKUS: Dad Jokes in Haiku Form https://a.co/d/5il9ThE
r/dadjokes • u/MetalBroVR • 4h ago
Someone in this sub asked me what my favorite type of lunch meat is.
According to rule 9, I can't answer honestly.
r/dadjokes • u/MetalBroVR • 4h ago
What's the difference between Iron Man and his father?
It's a pretty Stark contrast if you ask me.
r/dadjokes • u/MyGlitteris • 4h ago
Why do farmers let horses sleep in the field?
Because it's pasture bed time
r/dadjokes • u/Kazikamee • 4h ago
Why do Icebears and Penguins not get along?
Because they're polar opposites
r/dadjokes • u/MasterOfFlaMes • 4h ago
someone told me "make yourself comfy!"
...so i comfy made a replica of myself
r/dadjokes • u/SomethingKindaSmart • 5h ago
Let's discuss about Titanic's wreck records
¿Do you mean the Wreckords?
r/dadjokes • u/DILF7887 • 5h ago
What’s a pole vaulter’s favorite type of music?
Rock ‘n Pole!!!
r/dadjokes • u/1illiteratefool • 6h ago
Why do farmers plant onions on the perimeter of their cornfields?
To keep elephants out and it works! Have you ever seen an elephant in a cornfield?
r/dadjokes • u/Azmaniacle • 6h ago
Why did the onion go to therapy?
It had too many layers of issues to peel back
r/dadjokes • u/Potential-Fudge-8786 • 7h ago
How do alligators adjust the central heating?
By using the crocodile.!
r/dadjokes • u/awcmonrly • 7h ago
Since the city was founded in 1873, citizens of Yuma, Arizona have reported feelings of restlessness and malaise - a nagging sense that the true meaning of life has passed them by
Philosophers call it the Yuman Condition.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 7h ago
I was worried running over a troop of Girl Scouts would ruin my driving record.
Luckily, I just got a few Brownie points.