r/ShortCleanFunny • u/MikeEdwardsMusic • Jul 30 '23
The ultimate dad joke?
An entire song and video about not touching the thermostat! Dad joke lovers: click here!
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/kimomalcolmx • Jun 15 '23
My Filam Baby Is a Nonpicky eaterðŸ¤ðŸ¤© #baby #momlife #babiesworld #babies #babyfood #cookingforkid
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Minute_File7582 • May 16 '23
PG Funny babies compilation #trynottolaugh
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Royaourt • Mar 14 '23
G We call our grandad Spiderman. Not because he has superhuman powers, but because he can't get out of the bath.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Castlefree43 • Dec 01 '21
G How does the jewish man make tea?
Hebrews it.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Personal_Lack7761 • Aug 22 '21
The English language make zero sense
Why is it spelled: camouflage
And not:
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Personal_Lack7761 • Aug 22 '21
Why am I so dumb?
We have so many little nicknacks and tiny pieces of art, but nowhere to display them. And curio cases cost so much money! I’m going to have to come up with a cheap plan on my own. Even though I have no clue what to build…. … So tomorrow I’m going to the library to see if they have any books on shelves.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/funnyjoe13 • Jan 09 '21
What does Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?
Two Test Tickles
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/JumpinJaccFlash • Oct 22 '20
What’s the cleanest type of poo?
Shampoo
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/JumpinJaccFlash • Oct 21 '20
What did the dog say when it ran into the tree?
Bark!
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/JumpinJaccFlash • Oct 21 '20
What do you call a mistruth about a chime?
Lie bell.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/chillin-ez • Oct 20 '20
Hey do you want to hear a joke about construction?
nevermind i'm still working on it
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Extension-Tadpole • Sep 17 '20
Did you see the guy with dandruff at the party?
No? damn, he must've flaked.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Extension-Tadpole • Sep 17 '20
Woke up to find pee all over my dog's bed.
What was I thinking when I peed all over my dog's bed last night?
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/smredman • May 25 '20
What to say to the cop!
0ffishur... I'm not innoxicated. I'm totally snober. I only had tee martoonies.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/patuarealdog • Mar 04 '19
Dad jokes meet Dog jokes [G]
Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?
It has the thickest bark
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/ZombiesAtHome • Nov 02 '18
I got one...
A dwarf clown stepping out of the shower
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/cpl1 • Aug 03 '18
I was going to do a 360 on my bike...
But I ended up doing a complete 180.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/Mark_Warden_ • Jul 05 '18
What do you call a pig that jumped over a barbed wired fence? Pulled Pork.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/cpl1 • Jun 24 '18
Which letter keeps asking questions?
Y
Credit to my brother for this.
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/drdingdongjokes • Apr 05 '18
G What did the great white serve as an appetizer?
Shark-cuterie!
r/ShortCleanFunny • u/lindymad • Mar 29 '18