r/CapitolConsequences May 29 '21

Showcasing another traitor who attacked federal officers. PLEASE SHARE. Recognize this insurrectionist? Contact the FBI and reference the AFO # (on photos). AFO = Attack on Federal Officer. 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-‪800-225-5324) or submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov. More at fbi.gov/capitolviolence. Unidentified suspect

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

These Trumpers are always looking angry.

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u/NYCQuilts May 29 '21

What are you talking about? That’s how all happy tourists look. /s

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u/lenswipe May 29 '21

You can see the picnic basket under his arm!

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u/markodochartaigh1 May 29 '21

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

It’s mind-blowing how these are the adults that claim not be Triggered or that they’re oh-so tough, unlike all the oversensitive ~snowflakes~

I can’t imagine being so angry/self-righteous that I’d smear shit on the wall and think ‘this is necessary for the good and safety of my country. I’ve done a brave and rational thing here today. What a historic moment :)’

But man what I wouldn’t give to know whose it was/how they got it. One day someone’s picture will be in a school history book with a caption about how ppl were rubbing human shit on the wall.

Hell imagine being a republican congressman and hearing that your voters did that. That alone would make me either resign or reevaluate my life

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u/markodochartaigh1 May 29 '21

Maybe I'm just old and cynical, but I think that if it had been BLM or any leftward leaning group who had defecated in the Capitol forensic teams would have swept the area within hours and the stool samples' DNA would have been matched with suspects' DNA within days. I have to say though that I think that the days when Republican Congress people could indulge in any degree of self-reflection without succumbing to terminal regurgitation are long past. I can't even believe that they have mirrors in their houses.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I have a feeling with all the arrests, they’ll be cross-referencing the DNA for the feces smearers. One day it may be entered into a public court record where a defendant will be identified as the MAGA warrior that smeared their own feces on the wall. Hell, they may even say that someone else shit too just to plea for a lesser sentence.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Oof absolutely. Part of me suspects/hopes that one day it’ll be revealed that at least some of it came from an elected official—I don’t care how or why.

I can’t even describe how cosmically perfect that would be. No artist/writer could capture the chaos of the GOP better.

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u/blackirishhellhounds May 30 '21

Who the fuck smears poo. I've considered myself a long time conservative but the whole republican party can go fuck itself at the moment(since 2008 really and well let's just be real dumbass fucking Reagan). I just want IKE to come back from the grave and rain sorry hell on the current republican party. Sorry about that ra

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Not joking- smearing your own fecal material is one of the criteria used to evaluate someone as clinically disturbed with various serious illnesses like extreme schizophrenia.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Don’t be sorry, I love a good rant lol.

Honestly I hate to sound like I’m bragging but even as a kid post-9/11, I didn’t know anything about politics but I could tell baaad things were coming with Bush and they’ve only gotten worse.

I was only 10 in 2003 and I had some undiagnosed stuff that had me checked out most of the time. Situational awareness? Didn’t know her.

But the sudden explosion of ‘support our troops’ bumper stickers and being forced to sing ‘proud to be an American,’ with all the samples of kids saying ‘I love you daddy :3’ to their military dads—it was all REALLY WEIRD and REALLY NOTICEABLE. I swear I could die from dementia in 60 years and that chorus will be my last words because we had to sing it so much and it was constantly on the radio.

I don’t know if Fox News or conservative radio has always been like that but I do remember my mom being really concerned with the growing popularity of rabid idiots like Rush Limbaugh. And hearing the kinds of things he said, I just wondered why anybody would find anger entertaining or fulfilling.

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u/blackirishhellhounds May 30 '21

I'm a little bit older then you I was 16 on 9 /11 and watching the towers fall and then it seemed like everything changed so quick. The republican party started getting really bad during Clinton and the rise of political talk ready was going on but mad 9/11 sent it into overtime. Then the brainwashing with all the patriot shit and they just lied over and over again to get us into fucking Iraq. I think it was then they realized that it just didn't matter what they did anymore anything goes American citizen will just forget. I think the biggest problem is people want someone to be angry with for their only failings and its super fucking easy to dehumanize people I guess. I can't honestly wrap my mind around hatred for people you don't know and have never done anything to you or anybody(and I'm a decently hateful person ). Thanks for talking dude sometimes I don't dont feel like I can talk to anybody because my political views don't really align very well.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21 edited May 30 '21

No prob! I don’t know much about politics or anything tbh, but i like hearing from ppl (even if I don’t fully grasp it). i guess I’d generally be considered a leftist but tbh my philosophy is basically just this tweet.

As kids we’re taught to share and follow ~the golden rule~ and then as adults we’re told that kindness=Communism™️. I’m so tired of ~patriotism~ of any sort. For me it only applies to who I cheer for at the olympics, and even that can change.

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u/blackirishhellhounds May 30 '21

You have a real good outlook. Stay positive

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u/carlajeanl May 29 '21

Just like Yogi 🐻

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21 edited May 29 '21

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u/Ike_Rando May 29 '21

No pity from me, sorry. Maybe they shouldn't keep voting for people that destroy the middle class and safety nets.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I upvoted you because they get no pity from me either at this point.

But they have been brainwashed. These people are all poor idiots from uneducated parts of the country OR rich idiots that come from cloistered 'carefully indoctrinated' parts of the country. Either way. We're like 3 generations deep in the Republican brainwashing game. They can't be expected to vote in their best interests because they already believe that they are. Then you throw in the fact that most of these saps still believe in God and we all know how tight a grip that cult holds on these Rs

At this point you have two choices. Round up the crazies and re-educate them in camps (that will go over well). Or do the thing no one wants to do. But if anyone thinks we're ever going to democratically vote our way out of this predicament then we might as well all just vote for Trump in 2024 ourselves. Cause it's not gunna happen.

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u/ugottabekiddingmee May 29 '21

These people are going to be very angry at individual number 1 when enough brain cells fire for them to realize he used them as canon fodder.

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u/RickDawkins May 29 '21

If they didn't realize it on January 6th at the end of the day, they never will

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u/ZenShineNine May 29 '21

I think it's time we come to the realization that this is what happens when those brain cells DO fire. This is it. The best of what they are. We can't keep expecting them to change at some point, and we can't keep being a gasped at the Republican politician's actions and remarks. We have to call it what it is. A full fledged Authoritarian take-over attempt of our country. It's underway, unapologetic, and growing.

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u/rowshambow May 29 '21

Or do the thing no one wants to do. But if anyone thinks we're ever going to democratically vote our way out of this predicament then we might as well all just vote for Trump in 2024 ourselves.

It's funny how we have to tip for around what's on everyone's mind but on alt rright they're actively promoting it.

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u/rowshambow May 29 '21

As a Canadian with a lot of US ties. No. But we're witnessing history repeat itself.

Except this time I do t think anyone can stop it.

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u/wizardyourlifeforce May 29 '21

I think they have agency. One thing we've learned from a lot of these stories is how these people are often cruel outside MAGA; there's a reason so many of them are being turned in by their friends and family.

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u/SenorBurns May 29 '21

Only thing is, they have some of the most stable positions in the world. Guys like this go into trades, they work for utilities, they haul goods, they produce commodities. They do jobs that can't be outsourced and won't be first automated. Many are unionized (but hate unions) and some of them are among the lucky few who still have pensions.

Remember that the right, even the trash right like the former guy, appeal to well-off whites, much more so than poor whites.

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u/markodochartaigh1 May 29 '21

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Just because they are business owners, doesn't mean they make even make ok money. I know many businesses owners that haven't had a paycheck in years.

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u/WallyJade May 30 '21

Just because they are business owners, doesn't mean they make even make ok money. I know many businesses owners that haven't had a paycheck in years.

Then they're rich enough to support themselves for years without a paycheck?

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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21

This. I have an ok stable job. I can barely get time off for appointments, etc. How the fuck do they just fuck off to the capitol for their murderous little floorshow? Don't they work? If they go off to war, they'll fight it in their own zip code then go back to the garage on Monday? How is all this supposed to work? These are not unsensible questions. I have to ask them instantly upon the topic's mention, just to simply understand it. They never ask themselves these basics of logic about THEIR conspiracy, Ever, for years.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

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u/nnomadic May 29 '21

https://medium.com/curiouserinstitute/a-game-designers-analysis-of-qanon-580972548be5

You should also take a peek at this. This is how these feelings get amplified.

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u/nnomadic May 29 '21

In return, hating them also drives them away and denies them humanity. These feelings don't come from a vacuum and nationalism is inherently reactionary politics. If things were going well for them and they did not feel threatened, they would not be acting like this.

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u/morphballganon May 29 '21

Someone who is happy isn't going to risk their future for political upheaval.

The GOP and Faux News are in the business of making people angry.

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u/tiffanylan May 30 '21

These bloodthirsty fools were all ready to go in and kill members of Congress. Including Mike Pence. It’s very chilling looking at these photos they are angry, dead in the eyes and almost frothing at the mouth when they scream and chant.

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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21

"Sharks eyes. Dead eyes, black eyes. Like a doll's eyes." -Quint, Shark Hunter 1974

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u/jls0781 May 29 '21

Not to mention they all look exactly the same

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u/Beard_o_Bees May 29 '21

Well, you do see some minor variations. Bearded and Non-Bearded Insurrectionists, for example.

Evolutionary biologists are still in disagreement over why, though. Some say it's due to the climate of their home-range.

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u/estoxzeroo May 29 '21

Lmao do we have a count of how many people is in jail for this 🤣

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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 29 '21

Not sure how many are in jail currently but the FBI states that 500+ have been arrested now.

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u/estoxzeroo May 30 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/dayennemeij May 29 '21

Is that a pride flag? I mean, I suppose they're "proud" boys, just didn't think they were lgbtqia+ supporters.

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u/Dominx May 29 '21

Unfortunately being gay doesn't mean you're not really stupid. Take it from my gay self

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u/dayennemeij May 29 '21

I guess so. Just thought the specific population of these extreme right people would be, atleast to the outside world, not open to lgbtqia+. Especially since there is a lot of Evangelical Christians in the group!

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u/Dominx May 29 '21

They probably aren't but at the moment they were a little focused on a little something else. Also the flag could be a distraction tactic / a tactic to make the mob look less harmful / a tactic to attract LGBT to the Trump movement without having to do anything of substance

A few pride flags doesn't mean they aren't homophobic

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u/PhantomFace757 May 29 '21

In fact there is a movement to "take back the rainbow". This could be a case of that. Dunno.

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u/Dominx May 29 '21

That's true, some evangelicals want that. Forgot about that

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u/Draano May 29 '21

Further proof it was ANTIFA /s

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u/drizzy9109 May 29 '21

That’s Caitlyn Jenner

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u/dayennemeij May 29 '21

Omg, stop. 😂

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u/alwaysonthejohn May 29 '21

Naw, that’s just antifa Phil, he always forgets to switch the flags out...

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u/mynameisalso May 29 '21

50/50 chance something horrible is written on it.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Why do they all look the same

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u/morphballganon May 29 '21

They don't though. Some are old, some are obese, some have glasses...

They do look like they could all be related though. Some family was having a large family reunion in Connecticut and the crazy uncle said they were doing free donuts at the Krispy Kreme inside the Capitol.

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u/RBeck May 30 '21

A culture that ridicules any individual style.

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u/dudenurse11 May 29 '21

He never needed a mask because he is indistinguishable from any other dude with a punisher sticker on their truck

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u/Etherius May 29 '21

Or one of those stickers that's a pair of deer antlers and a fishing hook combined into the shape of a duck.

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u/darkhorsehance May 29 '21

The balls that he wants but will never have, hanging off the back.

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u/PMPhotography May 30 '21

This is so fucking perfect. You nailed it.

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u/Ace_Masters May 29 '21

That is what every white dipshit from Idaho looks like, this scrote is a chameleon

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u/BenjaminWobbles May 29 '21

I've definitely seen this guy at every rural gas station I've ever stopped at. Also check tractor supply, Hooters, gun ranges, and domestic violence police calls.

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u/czarnick123 May 29 '21

His identity includes the brand of sunglasses he likes.

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u/flukz May 29 '21

His entire identity is a sunglass brand, an expensive cooler brand, a sporting goods store and a defunct politician from NYC.

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u/Hinthial May 29 '21

Don't forget the scrotum hanging under the tow hitch on his humongous truck that cost more than his house and is a clear overcompensation for something.

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u/flukz May 29 '21

It's a double manufactured home and the truck has huge rims and low profile tires, which to me seems to be the opposite of why you would have a lifted 4x4. I call it the steak with whipped cream and cherry.

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u/rematar May 29 '21

Reliving the day when he thought his dad loved him and gave him a Tonka truck.

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u/flukz May 29 '21

It will pull the women who didn't matriculate high school. Four kids and two mothers later, you're going to have to take a pay day loan for that new tattoo.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

He’s got a lifted f-350 with the stupid smoke stacks in the bed so he can “roll coal on dem pussy libs.” It’s got a Calvin sticker pissing on a Chevy symbol on window and another pissing on a Hillary sticker in the other, but he’s also got an NRA sticker under it, so that’s kind of also unintentionally getting pissed on. He’s got multiple political bumper stickers on both the back bumper and the tailgate(molon labe, Hillary/Obama/Biden/aoc for prison, angry snek, etc,). He’s an asshole who is a shitty American and has probably disappointed every woman he’s ever been with, no but he’s the type of asshole who probably also attracts shitty women so, fuck them too.

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u/ParameciaAntic May 29 '21

Don't forget two full-sized flagpoles, one for the stars and stripes and one for the confederacy that rebelled against it and was subsequently squashed, but still somehow stands for American values.

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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21

Well they aren't ever really known for being very socio-historically discerning, are they? The confederate flag is just a logo for them, like oakley, carharrt, ford, remington, budweiser, trojan.

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u/Hinthial May 29 '21

Don't forget the scrotum under the tow hitch.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Also, he’s in credit card/auto loan debt up to eyeballs, and is desperate for his stimmy check to clear.

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u/LevPornass May 29 '21

It’s almost like we should just arrest them all because they are all probably guilty of something- shoe feels really great when you move it to the other foot.

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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 May 29 '21

You are just describing City Conservatives. I mean fuck I don't think a whole lot of you have been in rural areas. Winnemucca doesn't look like that. Rhinelander doesn't look like that. Bad Ax doesn't look like that. Outside of Duluth doesn't look like that. In my experience, the only chuds that do that live in or next to a major metro area.

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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21

Michigan doesn't have really rural rural areas like the Plains or Southwest. This sub species is feral outside of Metro Detroit.

At the Coast Guard Festival in Grand Haven, this guy is a dime a dozen.

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u/DoremusMustard May 29 '21

All the sad little Jethros, vicious in their visage, stinking of coarse and antiquated lordship, mentally mired in crass dreams of power and violence

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u/startrektoheck May 29 '21

Don't you quote Shakespeare at me, you.

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u/wescowell May 29 '21

Hooters

nice.

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u/Flashdance007 May 29 '21

Don't forget every holiday at my family's house.

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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21

Twin Peaks (bar/restaurant), estate sales that have pinball machines or 1980s arcade games, stoked he can see Kid Rock and Uncle Cracker live this year at the shit music venue near me.

Also tells the police he had one beer and blows a 0.285.

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u/Etherius May 29 '21

Don't forget tractor pulls and far right rallies.

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u/SenorBurns May 29 '21

Hey. I draw the line at tractor pulls!

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u/buffyfan12 Light Bringer May 29 '21

Don’t forget highway rest stops looking for downlow fun!

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe May 29 '21

This guy looks like my uncle, except my uncle couldn't afford Oakleys lmao

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u/DGrey10 May 29 '21

Haha came to say this. This has to be one of the most generic dudes in the country.

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u/PhantomFace757 May 29 '21

Can confirm. Left the house this morning and saw a wild herd of trumpers circle jerking just outside of Twin Falls.

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u/illepic May 29 '21

Am from Idaho. This dude could be 20 chodes I know from Nampa.

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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21

Mid Michigan or west side of the state. Pull the snowmobile registry or for quad runners. Busted up pick up truck pulling quad runners or motocross bikes.

That guy looks like 70 percent of dudes his age running around Grand Haven, Michigan.

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u/farlack May 29 '21

That’s what happens when 1 bloodline never mixes with other bloodlines.

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u/mcqueen0001 May 29 '21

When the family tree has one branch.

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u/julbull73 May 29 '21

Basically all white guys west of or in the Rockies but not in a city...

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u/sixhundredandsixtsix May 29 '21

Look in any dive bar for the guy already wasted at 8pm on a Tuesday forcing himself on the 21 year old girls in the corner.

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u/BoozeWitch May 29 '21

Should be easy to find - he’s probably been arrested for domestic violence and DUI.

I’m just profiling based on what this tool looks like.

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u/Etherius May 29 '21

"How can I let people know I'm a douchebag when my Oakleys keep fogging up due to this mask I have to wear? IDEA!"

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u/etherspin May 29 '21

Wow that's a clear photo (not resolution, just how close up and well lit, no blur) - surely if spread around this will catch him ?

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u/Zaronax May 29 '21

Holy generic idiot.

Seriously, that face is so generic....

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u/SomeRedShirt May 29 '21

Lmao the gay pride flag in the background

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

He belongs in Federal Prison.

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u/thedude213 May 29 '21

Every truck owner on tiktok

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Really wish I knew him...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Sweet Oakleys, bruh

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

Are these people being run through Clearview AI? Because it should have no problem identifying them.

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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 29 '21

I assume the FBI did before they posted this on their capitol violence most wanted website.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

So do they just need corroboration of what they already know?

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u/AmnesicAnemic May 29 '21

No, the literal FBI didn’t even fathom running it through the software they regularly use.

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u/guruscotty May 29 '21

Can’t they just go through Viagra sales records to find him?

Or maybe sales of Sarah Palin look-a-like blow up dolls?

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u/Dr_Insano_MD May 29 '21

Why is he wearing a face covering in the second picture!? Does he have subrogation to hide!? That's the uniform of antifa! This is an antifa inflator! /s

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u/unicornlocostacos May 29 '21

They all look the same.

I’m a rural-born white so it’s not racist.

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u/OrionStars3 May 29 '21

The Oakley sunglasses brand is now unanimous with the white supremacy movement. You see so many shithead white supremacists sporting them.

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u/billwood09 May 29 '21

It’s a “country boy” thing, and most of them lean “conservative” so… yeah pretty much

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u/OrionStars3 May 29 '21

Sucks for the brand. It tries so hard to appeal to the white surfer bro community and has failed completely.

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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21

For awhile it was the disco guido crowd who loved Oakley. The flannel crew ruins shit even for those pains in the ass.

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u/HiNoah May 29 '21

That face you make when there's too many tourists around.

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u/theghostofme May 29 '21

"Why is the line for Pirates always so fucking long? Ugh!"

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u/Gcblaze May 29 '21

WOW! The assault on Calm Republican tourists has to stop!. Help them Ron Johnson!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

MaKE AMeRiCA gReAT aGaIn!!111

So you dorks admit trump made america worse. why would you go to prison for an incompetent man? lmao

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u/drizzy9109 May 29 '21

Is that a pride flag lol

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u/OnlyWayForward2020 May 29 '21

^ domestic terrorist. ^ traitor.

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u/Immaloner May 29 '21

What a strange place to see gay pride colors. I'm curious what the rest of that flag said.

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u/DOPEFIEND77B May 29 '21

Not seen Simon Pegg recently…,

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u/Palmetto89 May 29 '21

This dude has probably filmed hundreds of truck rant videos about culture war BS that nobody cares about.

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u/hamsammicher May 29 '21

I want to know one of these assholes so bad.

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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 30 '21

Me too! But as long as anyone recognizes them and turns them in I'll be happy as shit.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '21

Brought to you by Oakley.

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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 30 '21

That unfortunate brand.

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u/Tommy-1111 May 30 '21

Catch this fucker and make him another example of how domestic terrorists are dealt with. And then put him on TV so it's a very clear to all the Republicans who denied the January 6th commission just how clear we are on how they've lied.

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u/FolkPunkPizza May 30 '21

Was someone flying a gay pride flag at the capitol riot lmfao

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u/DuplicateDestroyer May 29 '21

The bot has found 2 submissions with a similar title that have been posted in the past.

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Date: 2021-05-29 10:40:41

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u/chaoticnormal May 29 '21

Ken Jong "I'll allow it".gif

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u/Report_12-16-91 May 29 '21

Never knew Green Arrow was a trump supporter

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u/buffyfan12 Light Bringer May 29 '21

Threats or calls for violence are forbidden

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u/AuDBallBag May 29 '21

He kind of looks like the attractive version of my old roommate in Boston. Like the Stephan to his Steve.

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u/Ma02rc May 29 '21

Proud Boys, more like Pride Boys

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u/Nasturtium May 29 '21

Im pretty sure thats Canelo Alvarez!

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u/Hiouchi4me May 29 '21

Cuff ‘em!

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u/Megaflorch May 29 '21

Lessee, the culprit has a round, redneck face and wears an Oakley cap. That really narrows it down.

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u/MichJohn67 May 30 '21

Man, that top fella looks like my ex-brother-in-law. Like scarily so. My ex and I have a decent relationship. I wonder if I should check with her . . .

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Looks like kinda like Jackson Lahmeyer https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/7c/f7ce7a20-ae29-59ab-9565-62b4bf2f3147/6050e79e377f4.image.jpg

EDIT: There is a picture of him on CNN app right now, thats the one that looks even more like the guy in the photo here

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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ Jun 16 '21

The FBI is asking that no one post possible identities to social media but instead contact the FBI and reference the AFO # (on photos).1-800-CALL-FBI (1-‪800-225-5324) or submit online at tips.fbi.gov.