r/CapitolConsequences • u/ofcourse_throwaway_ • May 29 '21
Showcasing another traitor who attacked federal officers. PLEASE SHARE. Recognize this insurrectionist? Contact the FBI and reference the AFO # (on photos). AFO = Attack on Federal Officer. 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) or submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov. More at fbi.gov/capitolviolence. Unidentified suspect
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u/dayennemeij May 29 '21
Is that a pride flag? I mean, I suppose they're "proud" boys, just didn't think they were lgbtqia+ supporters.
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u/Dominx May 29 '21
Unfortunately being gay doesn't mean you're not really stupid. Take it from my gay self
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u/dayennemeij May 29 '21
I guess so. Just thought the specific population of these extreme right people would be, atleast to the outside world, not open to lgbtqia+. Especially since there is a lot of Evangelical Christians in the group!
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u/Dominx May 29 '21
They probably aren't but at the moment they were a little focused on a little something else. Also the flag could be a distraction tactic / a tactic to make the mob look less harmful / a tactic to attract LGBT to the Trump movement without having to do anything of substance
A few pride flags doesn't mean they aren't homophobic
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u/PhantomFace757 May 29 '21
In fact there is a movement to "take back the rainbow". This could be a case of that. Dunno.
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u/alwaysonthejohn May 29 '21
Naw, that’s just antifa Phil, he always forgets to switch the flags out...
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May 29 '21
Why do they all look the same
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u/morphballganon May 29 '21
They don't though. Some are old, some are obese, some have glasses...
They do look like they could all be related though. Some family was having a large family reunion in Connecticut and the crazy uncle said they were doing free donuts at the Krispy Kreme inside the Capitol.
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u/dudenurse11 May 29 '21
He never needed a mask because he is indistinguishable from any other dude with a punisher sticker on their truck
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u/Etherius May 29 '21
Or one of those stickers that's a pair of deer antlers and a fishing hook combined into the shape of a duck.
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u/Ace_Masters May 29 '21
That is what every white dipshit from Idaho looks like, this scrote is a chameleon
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u/BenjaminWobbles May 29 '21
I've definitely seen this guy at every rural gas station I've ever stopped at. Also check tractor supply, Hooters, gun ranges, and domestic violence police calls.
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u/czarnick123 May 29 '21
His identity includes the brand of sunglasses he likes.
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u/flukz May 29 '21
His entire identity is a sunglass brand, an expensive cooler brand, a sporting goods store and a defunct politician from NYC.
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u/Hinthial May 29 '21
Don't forget the scrotum hanging under the tow hitch on his humongous truck that cost more than his house and is a clear overcompensation for something.
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u/flukz May 29 '21
It's a double manufactured home and the truck has huge rims and low profile tires, which to me seems to be the opposite of why you would have a lifted 4x4. I call it the steak with whipped cream and cherry.
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u/rematar May 29 '21
Reliving the day when he thought his dad loved him and gave him a Tonka truck.
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u/flukz May 29 '21
It will pull the women who didn't matriculate high school. Four kids and two mothers later, you're going to have to take a pay day loan for that new tattoo.
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May 29 '21
He’s got a lifted f-350 with the stupid smoke stacks in the bed so he can “roll coal on dem pussy libs.” It’s got a Calvin sticker pissing on a Chevy symbol on window and another pissing on a Hillary sticker in the other, but he’s also got an NRA sticker under it, so that’s kind of also unintentionally getting pissed on. He’s got multiple political bumper stickers on both the back bumper and the tailgate(molon labe, Hillary/Obama/Biden/aoc for prison, angry snek, etc,). He’s an asshole who is a shitty American and has probably disappointed every woman he’s ever been with, no but he’s the type of asshole who probably also attracts shitty women so, fuck them too.
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u/ParameciaAntic May 29 '21
Don't forget two full-sized flagpoles, one for the stars and stripes and one for the confederacy that rebelled against it and was subsequently squashed, but still somehow stands for American values.
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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21
Well they aren't ever really known for being very socio-historically discerning, are they? The confederate flag is just a logo for them, like oakley, carharrt, ford, remington, budweiser, trojan.
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May 29 '21
Also, he’s in credit card/auto loan debt up to eyeballs, and is desperate for his stimmy check to clear.
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u/LevPornass May 29 '21
It’s almost like we should just arrest them all because they are all probably guilty of something- shoe feels really great when you move it to the other foot.
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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 May 29 '21
You are just describing City Conservatives. I mean fuck I don't think a whole lot of you have been in rural areas. Winnemucca doesn't look like that. Rhinelander doesn't look like that. Bad Ax doesn't look like that. Outside of Duluth doesn't look like that. In my experience, the only chuds that do that live in or next to a major metro area.
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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21
Michigan doesn't have really rural rural areas like the Plains or Southwest. This sub species is feral outside of Metro Detroit.
At the Coast Guard Festival in Grand Haven, this guy is a dime a dozen.
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u/DoremusMustard May 29 '21
All the sad little Jethros, vicious in their visage, stinking of coarse and antiquated lordship, mentally mired in crass dreams of power and violence
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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21
Twin Peaks (bar/restaurant), estate sales that have pinball machines or 1980s arcade games, stoked he can see Kid Rock and Uncle Cracker live this year at the shit music venue near me.
Also tells the police he had one beer and blows a 0.285.
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe May 29 '21
This guy looks like my uncle, except my uncle couldn't afford Oakleys lmao
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u/DGrey10 May 29 '21
Haha came to say this. This has to be one of the most generic dudes in the country.
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u/PhantomFace757 May 29 '21
Can confirm. Left the house this morning and saw a wild herd of trumpers circle jerking just outside of Twin Falls.
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u/NyxPetalSpike May 29 '21
Mid Michigan or west side of the state. Pull the snowmobile registry or for quad runners. Busted up pick up truck pulling quad runners or motocross bikes.
That guy looks like 70 percent of dudes his age running around Grand Haven, Michigan.
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u/sixhundredandsixtsix May 29 '21
Look in any dive bar for the guy already wasted at 8pm on a Tuesday forcing himself on the 21 year old girls in the corner.
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u/BoozeWitch May 29 '21
Should be easy to find - he’s probably been arrested for domestic violence and DUI.
I’m just profiling based on what this tool looks like.
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u/Etherius May 29 '21
"How can I let people know I'm a douchebag when my Oakleys keep fogging up due to this mask I have to wear? IDEA!"
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u/etherspin May 29 '21
Wow that's a clear photo (not resolution, just how close up and well lit, no blur) - surely if spread around this will catch him ?
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May 29 '21
Are these people being run through Clearview AI? Because it should have no problem identifying them.
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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 29 '21
I assume the FBI did before they posted this on their capitol violence most wanted website.
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u/AmnesicAnemic May 29 '21
No, the literal FBI didn’t even fathom running it through the software they regularly use.
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u/guruscotty May 29 '21
Can’t they just go through Viagra sales records to find him?
Or maybe sales of Sarah Palin look-a-like blow up dolls?
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u/Dr_Insano_MD May 29 '21
Why is he wearing a face covering in the second picture!? Does he have subrogation to hide!? That's the uniform of antifa! This is an antifa inflator! /s
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u/OrionStars3 May 29 '21
The Oakley sunglasses brand is now unanimous with the white supremacy movement. You see so many shithead white supremacists sporting them.
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u/billwood09 May 29 '21
It’s a “country boy” thing, and most of them lean “conservative” so… yeah pretty much
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u/OrionStars3 May 29 '21
Sucks for the brand. It tries so hard to appeal to the white surfer bro community and has failed completely.
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u/Key-Night-3736 Jun 01 '21
For awhile it was the disco guido crowd who loved Oakley. The flannel crew ruins shit even for those pains in the ass.
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u/Gcblaze May 29 '21
WOW! The assault on Calm Republican tourists has to stop!. Help them Ron Johnson!
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May 29 '21
MaKE AMeRiCA gReAT aGaIn!!111
So you dorks admit trump made america worse. why would you go to prison for an incompetent man? lmao
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u/Immaloner May 29 '21
What a strange place to see gay pride colors. I'm curious what the rest of that flag said.
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u/Palmetto89 May 29 '21
This dude has probably filmed hundreds of truck rant videos about culture war BS that nobody cares about.
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u/hamsammicher May 29 '21
I want to know one of these assholes so bad.
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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ May 30 '21
Me too! But as long as anyone recognizes them and turns them in I'll be happy as shit.
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u/Tommy-1111 May 30 '21
Catch this fucker and make him another example of how domestic terrorists are dealt with. And then put him on TV so it's a very clear to all the Republicans who denied the January 6th commission just how clear we are on how they've lied.
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u/DuplicateDestroyer May 29 '21
The bot has found 2 submissions with a similar title that have been posted in the past.
Date: 2021-05-29 10:40:41
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2 | /u/ofcoursethrowaway | 2021-05-14 02:06:11 | 15 days 8 hours 34 minutes before | 95% | Another insurrectionist who needs to be identified and arrested. PLEASE SHA... | 242 | Approved |
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u/AuDBallBag May 29 '21
He kind of looks like the attractive version of my old roommate in Boston. Like the Stephan to his Steve.
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u/Megaflorch May 29 '21
Lessee, the culprit has a round, redneck face and wears an Oakley cap. That really narrows it down.
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u/MichJohn67 May 30 '21
Man, that top fella looks like my ex-brother-in-law. Like scarily so. My ex and I have a decent relationship. I wonder if I should check with her . . .
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Jun 16 '21
Looks like kinda like Jackson Lahmeyer https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/7c/f7ce7a20-ae29-59ab-9565-62b4bf2f3147/6050e79e377f4.image.jpg
EDIT: There is a picture of him on CNN app right now, thats the one that looks even more like the guy in the photo here
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u/ofcourse_throwaway_ Jun 16 '21
The FBI is asking that no one post possible identities to social media but instead contact the FBI and reference the AFO # (on photos).1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324) or submit online at tips.fbi.gov.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '21
These Trumpers are always looking angry.