r/CapitolConsequences • u/ofcourse_throwaway_ • May 29 '21

Showcasing another traitor who attacked federal officers. PLEASE SHARE. Recognize this insurrectionist? Contact the FBI and reference the AFO # (on photos). AFO = Attack on Federal Officer. 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-‪800-225-5324) or submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov. More at fbi.gov/capitolviolence. Unidentified suspect

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u/flukz May 29 '21

His entire identity is a sunglass brand, an expensive cooler brand, a sporting goods store and a defunct politician from NYC.

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u/Hinthial May 29 '21

Don't forget the scrotum hanging under the tow hitch on his humongous truck that cost more than his house and is a clear overcompensation for something.

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u/flukz May 29 '21

It's a double manufactured home and the truck has huge rims and low profile tires, which to me seems to be the opposite of why you would have a lifted 4x4. I call it the steak with whipped cream and cherry.

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u/rematar May 29 '21

Reliving the day when he thought his dad loved him and gave him a Tonka truck.

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u/flukz May 29 '21

It will pull the women who didn't matriculate high school. Four kids and two mothers later, you're going to have to take a pay day loan for that new tattoo.