r/Jokes • u/Crazyflame9 • Sep 09 '18
What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW
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Sep 10 '18
What noise did the airplane make when it bounced? Boeing.
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Sep 10 '18 edited Nov 12 '18
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u/stuart45678910 Sep 10 '18
what
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u/archerthegreat Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18
Retard means decelerate. Its announced by the Airbus flight computer in the cockpit as the plane is about to touch the runway during landing.
EDIT: Airbus. Thanks /u/redditmaster482
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u/stuart45678910 Sep 10 '18
thank you.
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u/SmoothDiamond81 Sep 10 '18
Imagine trying to land a plane and it calls you retard
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u/ghostwriter623 Sep 10 '18
I like you.
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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18
No I like you
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u/RonBonkers Sep 10 '18
Can I like both of you for free?
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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18
Nope 5.69$ an hour
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u/CrusadingComet Sep 10 '18
Oh shit, when did EA start replying on this reddit?
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Sep 10 '18
Hey hey hey... you can't leave people out Activision is far more cancerous than ea also go ahead and watch my trailer for my next comment
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u/CiegeNZ Sep 10 '18
damn, this shit good!
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u/FINALCOUNTDOWN99 Sep 10 '18
Also keep in mind that when EA started replying on Reddit they got gilded almost 100 times.
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Sep 10 '18
What's there username
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u/stormtrooper28 Sep 10 '18
You haven't heard about their infamous "most downvoted post"? It was gilded so much because the post got locked and people wanted to give EA a piece of their mind.
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u/instaurataAnimarum Sep 10 '18
You don't have the Reading Comment DLC. You are not allowed to read this comment. Purchase it right now! 39.99$ only!
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u/IamImposter Sep 10 '18
But I could read it. Damn! Do I have that DLC?
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u/mmaster23 Sep 10 '18
They wanted to give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.. Aka you've grinded enough.
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Sep 10 '18
Ha I'm the biggest sponsor of course I have that dlc but for the incredibly low price 19.99 you can get the walking sponser title. Plus it comes with diamond rank.
Fine print: affects gameplay in no way whatsoever. Friend see your title next to your gamer tag. May be subject to in game purchases and change.
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u/DriverUpdateSteam Sep 10 '18
But people love to hate EA, not activision
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u/V3RD1GR15 Sep 10 '18
Have you seen the wow subreddit the past week? Activision - Blizzard is catching some hate right now something fierce
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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Sep 10 '18
The intent is to provide redditors with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different jokes.
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u/SweetDaddyGee Sep 10 '18
I understood that reference
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u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 10 '18
Now your on the bus
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Such a weird price.
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u/LorgusForKix Sep 10 '18
Stop, I think we need a break. Things are moving too fast, and I don't want to rush it, you know?
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u/The_QuoC Sep 10 '18
Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?
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u/daddyGDOG Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18
No, but been to a party where people wii'd together.
Edit.... uggg
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u/BravoOneRomeo Sep 10 '18
As someone who lives on an Air Force base, we do NOT want this
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u/Connaar Sep 10 '18
You don't like the sound of FREEDOM!!!
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u/BravoOneRomeo Sep 10 '18
Not when I'm trying to sleep or have a conversation
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Sep 10 '18 edited Nov 12 '18
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u/dannythecarwiper Sep 10 '18
Aye aye captain
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u/PaperfishStudios Sep 10 '18
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
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u/Danielmp007 Sep 10 '18
Lives in a pineapple under the sea,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
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Sep 10 '18
What do we want?
Now!
When do we want it?
Chronological social media feeds!
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u/maciejake Sep 10 '18
I remember this... from about seventeen years ago... and about two months ago on this board
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u/theshavedyeti Sep 10 '18
Two months between reposts on this sub makes it basically OC
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u/I_am_10_squirrels Sep 10 '18
what do we want?
reposts!
when do we want them?
all the damn fucking time apparently
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Sep 10 '18
Hi low flying airplane noises, I'm dad
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u/TheWhiteBuffarro Sep 10 '18
Did you find those cigarettes yet?
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u/lookinmymirror Sep 10 '18
Yes, waiting for the milk now.
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u/oversettDenee Sep 10 '18
Wait a second, you're not my dad
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u/Offroadkitty Sep 10 '18
Well not with that attitude.
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u/isthewonder Sep 10 '18
Well not with that altitude.
The pun was in plane sight, man.
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u/lookinmymirror Sep 10 '18
What are we?
Firefox, Chrome: Browseeers
What do we want?
Firefox, Chrome: Speeeed
When do we want it?
Firefox, Chrome: Nowww
Internet Explorer: Browseeers
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u/isahx Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18
Okay so recently I saw some depressing Internet Explorer comics and I felt so bad for IE that I actually started using it when I do some light reading. It actually wasn't that bad.
Edit: Link for the comics (It's a tumblr blog thing) so you can read and switch to IE as well. ;)
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u/HeroBobGamer Sep 10 '18
I've never felt bad for a computer program before. That last one though, got an actual tear out of me.
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u/TheDunadan29 Sep 10 '18
What do we want?
The Doppler Effect,
When do we want it?
Nnnnneeeeeooooowwww
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u/garebeardrew Sep 10 '18
Wonderful original content golf claps
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Sep 10 '18
That’s the biggest oof
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Sep 10 '18
Ok Google, tell a joke.
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u/jokeriotBot Sep 10 '18
My friend said to me, "Whenever a World Cup game is on, let's eat something to do with that team for dinner that night."
Mexico was on, we had burritos.
Japan was on, we had sushi.
USA was on, we had burgers.
Italy was on, we had pizza.
Tuesday is England, so we're going out.
I'm a bot! You can summon me by including "tell a joke" in your comment.
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Sep 10 '18
I almost shared this with a friend, but then I realized that tomorrow will be 9-11-2018. The timing might not be that great for everyone.
Funny joke though...
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u/FrankMartinoh Sep 10 '18
Meanwhile in the City of London: The ConstaUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's really tiring.
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u/hopscotchking Sep 10 '18
Reeepppoooosssttttt.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3p5en9/what_do_we_want/
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u/Raquefel Sep 10 '18
I've seen this at least 5 times and I love it enough to upvote it even today
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u/dantel6 Sep 10 '18
how to stop someone else's low flying airplane noises in you head.
please help!
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u/shawster Sep 10 '18
This used to be one of my go to cheesy jokes when hanging out with friends and there’s an extended silence while hiking or something. One of my friends was nice enough to humor me after catching on.
I’d ask “what do we want?!” And she’d say “low flying airplane noises!” Me: “when do you want it?” Both of us “neeeeeeoowww”
I miss her.
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u/WHY_ARE_WE_SCREAMING Sep 10 '18
Thanks for reminding me that I live right in front of the local airport.
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u/prodigyknight Sep 10 '18
When I first met my now best friend, we were chilling in a discord chat, not much to say to each other. Then, out of the blue, he said "do you want to here a joke?" I, being all about jokes, was like "sure" He told me this joke and I lost it. Afterwards we talked for hours and truly became amazing friends.
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u/NickDanger3di Sep 10 '18
I live in the flight path of an airport. a local flight school uses the space over my home for training newbies. I'll make you a deal; you come live here, I'll take whatever living space you have, we'll both be happier. I may change my mind when I'm sober, but WTF, life happens.
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u/arsenicalchemist Sep 10 '18
Decided to tell my wife this one. I don't think she heard anything before NNEOOOWWWWW, but that part had her jumping outta bed.
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u/robotguy4 Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18
I don't get how this is a joke. Most low flying planes go woooosh.
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u/Corndogbeef Sep 10 '18
Yes, I made the sound as I read it. Congratulations.