r/Jokes • u/Crazyflame9 • Sep 09 '18

What do we want?

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW

27.0k Upvotes

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u/ghostwriter623 Sep 10 '18

I like you.

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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18

No I like you

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u/RonBonkers Sep 10 '18

Can I like both of you for free?

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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18

Nope 5.69$ an hour

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u/CrusadingComet Sep 10 '18

Oh shit, when did EA start replying on this reddit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Hey hey hey... you can't leave people out Activision is far more cancerous than ea also go ahead and watch my trailer for my next comment

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u/CiegeNZ Sep 10 '18

damn, this shit good!

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u/FINALCOUNTDOWN99 Sep 10 '18

Also keep in mind that when EA started replying on Reddit they got gilded almost 100 times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

What's there username

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u/stormtrooper28 Sep 10 '18

You haven't heard about their infamous "most downvoted post"? It was gilded so much because the post got locked and people wanted to give EA a piece of their mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

I had heard about it but I didn't know about the gilded thing

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u/SanityContagion Sep 10 '18

Thanks for this. I felt bad when I got a few downvotes.... 667k downvotes?!?

Tears up, wipes eyes It's beautiful!

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u/CrusadingComet Sep 10 '18

I honestly had no clue about this, but this is actually really sad.

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u/instaurataAnimarum Sep 10 '18

You don't have the Reading Comment DLC. You are not allowed to read this comment. Purchase it right now! 39.99$ only!

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u/IamImposter Sep 10 '18

But I could read it. Damn! Do I have that DLC?

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u/mmaster23 Sep 10 '18

They wanted to give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.. Aka you've grinded enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Ha I'm the biggest sponsor of course I have that dlc but for the incredibly low price 19.99 you can get the walking sponser title. Plus it comes with diamond rank.

Fine print: affects gameplay in no way whatsoever. Friend see your title next to your gamer tag. May be subject to in game purchases and change.

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u/jcarter1105 Sep 10 '18

I purchased it but my computer isn’t fast enough to run it. Can I get a refund?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

No. Thanks for playing.

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u/jcarter1105 Sep 10 '18

I am starting to think EA isn’t looking out for the customer............

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18 edited Sep 10 '18

Disagreement detected BANNED... oh wait that's Ubisoft sorry. Please contact our tech support at 123-fuc-kyou

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u/XPR_QuickScoper411 Sep 10 '18

Is it toll free?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Sir I clearly stated call tech support. We can not help you remove your suspension until you do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Starting to??

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u/Phiau Sep 10 '18

Thanks for playing Starwars Galaxy.

Drink verification can to continue.

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u/thirteenofthirty7 Sep 10 '18

I'd like to buy the season pass, plz.

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u/DriverUpdateSteam Sep 10 '18

But people love to hate EA, not activision

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u/V3RD1GR15 Sep 10 '18

Have you seen the wow subreddit the past week? Activision - Blizzard is catching some hate right now something fierce

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u/everythings_hott Sep 10 '18

i dunno i think EA is hott

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u/SirAnonymos Sep 10 '18

They are the sexiest letters

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u/stormtrooper28 Sep 10 '18

Wait, what's so bad with them?

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u/OneTrueKingOfOOO Sep 10 '18

The intent is to provide redditors with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different jokes.

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u/SweetDaddyGee Sep 10 '18

I understood that reference

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u/Leftygoleft999 Sep 10 '18

Now your on the bus

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

LOL

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u/APhoenixDown Sep 10 '18

EpicslAyer...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

Such a weird price.

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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18

It’s reddit what do you expect

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

A repost?

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u/epicslayer14 Sep 10 '18

Yes

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u/Twincher87 Sep 10 '18

There's dozens. Literally!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

A repost?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '18

That's cheaper than a human soul!!

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u/mewithsideofsalt Sep 10 '18

More 24.99 to a variety streamer called MOONMOON_OW

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u/T3SKULLBREAK Sep 10 '18

Exclusive of sales tax right?

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u/Dynamic_Hipnotic Sep 10 '18

I'm in Australia, I can pay you in dollarydoos

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u/goldgem0182 Sep 10 '18

But what if I love you

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u/mblan180131 Sep 10 '18

But it RECLINES