r/wallstreetbets 6d ago

Pick your advisor Meme

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u/Own-Development7059 6d ago

Luigi can tell me which companies to short

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u/justtalkincrap 6d ago

He would just tell you to short healthcare to the ground.

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u/gwdope 6d ago

That’s not how you spell shoot.

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u/B35TR3GARD5 6d ago

imagine he’s just dyslexic and actually meant to short United bwa haha if he was millennial-aged I’d bet my life on it being just so!

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u/Drew707 6d ago

What does this have to do with Millennials?

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u/Less_Cartographer281 6d ago

Millennials are famously dyslexic.

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u/UFOinsider 5d ago

Most generations are, they just started diagnosing it during that time. Makes you wonder about all the fucking boomers with untreated dyslexia, no wonder the world they’re leaving behind is a wreck

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u/Less_Cartographer281 5d ago

Oh I was joking. The comment from B35TR3GARD5 makes no sense.

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u/B35TR3GARD5 5d ago

naw, you hit the nail direct.

the other comment is anecdotal at best, whereas mine is based in the 90’s, where I was a kid and the educators were using “Hooked on Phonics” which we later found out is a terrible methodology.

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u/Less_Cartographer281 5d ago edited 5d ago

Once again, the shit you’ve chosen to write makes absolutely no sense. At least you’re consistent.

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u/B35TR3GARD5 5d ago

Hooked on Phonics worked for me!

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u/Revelati123 5d ago

Yeah bud, It would be fantastic if 28 was still "millennial age"