r/wallstreetbets 6d ago

Pick your advisor Meme

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 6d ago

If I can have sex with my advisor, then definitely the Theranos chick. Luigi is a close second…

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u/Hey648934 6d ago

Theranos chick is a trap. You know what I’m talking about

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u/thotdocter 6d ago

She's actually not that manly.

She faked having a deep voice so people take her more seriously.

Would love to smash with her on top and those soulless eyes staring me down.

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u/dochoiday 6d ago

This is an inspiring step forward.

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u/methylaminebb 6d ago

"huh huh huh"

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u/charlesburgg 6d ago

Just like young Forrest Gump on the porch

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