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The Palantir shares you were thinking about buying on Monday, sell them. Meme

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u/NoctRob 20d ago

This fucking guy…

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u/PepperDogger 20d ago

How does this mofo have a job? Or more to the point, how do I get that job, where nobody gives a crap about what steaming pile of rancid fish guts I recommended eating last week?

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u/StickyMoistSomething 20d ago

He used to be a hedge fund manager.

https://youtu.be/gyaPf6qXLa8?si=IkZ_x4Jqjo_iR4Ds

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u/PepperDogger 20d ago

Damn. That's some wild footage. He says it's all about creating a believable fiction. So nothing has changed, basically.

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u/dz4505 20d ago

That lost to a monkey.

Tbf I would pick the monkey over 90% of the smooth brains here.

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u/Qzy 19d ago

Has that guy always looked like he was 80+?

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u/Born_Swiss 18d ago

He only sleeps 3.5 hours a night. Coke addiction?

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u/crenshaw_007 18d ago

“I’m not going to say that on TV.”

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u/Visual_Comfort_6011 18d ago

He used to be, but he couldn’t make a living at it, so he became a charlatan, snake oil seller, on TV.