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The Palantir shares you were thinking about buying on Monday, sell them. Meme

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u/PkmnTraderAsh 20d ago

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u/Scary-Ad904 19d ago

Jim Cramer speaking has to be a bear signal

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u/Stogies_n_Stonks 17d ago

But Cathy Wood sold palantir so it should moon by the inverse-Ark theory. Inverse Cramer, or inverse Ark?!

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u/johndsmits 17d ago

Inverse Ark first then Cramer always that order cause ark is feed forward, where as cramer is a lag function.

Why is Cramer a lag function? When are opts/investors/hedges/markers/corps a bag holder? Retail is always the bag holder.

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u/suckit2023 13d ago

Iron condor.

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u/sierra120 19d ago

It always has been

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u/MassivePresence777 18d ago

Jesus F those Bogdanoff brothers were nasty looking.

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u/AutomatonTommy 17d ago

Omg I just looked them up, I thought that picture was photoshopped.

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u/NoctRob 20d ago

This fucking guy…

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u/PepperDogger 20d ago

How does this mofo have a job? Or more to the point, how do I get that job, where nobody gives a crap about what steaming pile of rancid fish guts I recommended eating last week?

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u/Throwmeaway50472 20d ago

He probably is a signaler for an insider trading ring that operates through his “recommendations.” That or enough fuck you money rich people hate him

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u/thememanss 20d ago

My guess is he only recommends hype stocks.  Basically waits until sentiment is already bullish to say buy, and by that time there isn't much potential upside left, and a lot of downside.

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u/Throwmeaway50472 19d ago

That could be it, but I find his timing from what I’ve very anecdotally observed to be too coincidental to be an accident.

Maybe he’s like the smart moron that big money uses as a litmus test of when to buy/sell as he signals to normie boomers

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u/thememanss 18d ago

Eh, he's apparently a little worse than 50/50 in reality. I was reading he is about 40% accurate or so on the buys, and 60-ish on the sells. Now granted, this is only on whether things would go up or down after his recommendation, and not on how much.  It also doesn't get into managing your portfolio actively, which can weight certain gains in your favor heavily or overweight your losses.

That said, he has also been pretty epically wrong to the tune of nearly wiping people out (Bear Stearns).

Frankly, he's an info-tainer.  Nobody wants to hear the mantra "Voo and Chill", which is frankly what theb ast majority should do.  So he takes whatever is in the news right now, and adds a flair to it.

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u/Terrible-Law-4934 18d ago

What does being a boomer have to do with this asshole being wrong all the time?

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u/Terron1965 19d ago

It is the corollary to selling the stock because the bag guy at the supermarket was checking on his portfolio. By the time it hits that level in the zeitgeist all the juice is gone.

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u/Yoda2000675 18d ago

He has to be. His whole career has fit the bill of pump and dump, he was the OG of that before youtube and twitter came around

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u/Maximum_External5513 19d ago

Oh fuck, that's my signaler, I've been so jammed I didn't even tune in. Fuck fuck fuck.

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u/waIIstr33tb3ts 19d ago

or enough fuck you money rich people hate him

that can't be it because why would the station keep him on air

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u/redditkingu 19d ago

Always saw him as a useful idiot for anyone who wanted exit liquidity.

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u/StickyMoistSomething 19d ago

He used to be a hedge fund manager.

https://youtu.be/gyaPf6qXLa8?si=IkZ_x4Jqjo_iR4Ds

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u/PepperDogger 19d ago

Damn. That's some wild footage. He says it's all about creating a believable fiction. So nothing has changed, basically.

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u/dz4505 19d ago

That lost to a monkey.

Tbf I would pick the monkey over 90% of the smooth brains here.

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u/Qzy 19d ago

Has that guy always looked like he was 80+?

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u/crenshaw_007 18d ago

“I’m not going to say that on TV.”

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u/Tasty-Window 19d ago

he's basically the siren signal for the big money - they (and most of us plebs) have figured out that the market will do the opposite of what said - in this case, there's problem some option seller than needs to price to end under $100, so they called up ole Jimmy to be bullish on the stock - knowing it will have the opposite effect. Hard to prove any violations. He probably gets paid in speaking fees, book fees, ads, etc.

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 20d ago

Boomers probably keep him in business

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u/wineandseams 19d ago

The only job you can be more wrong in and keep it is weather.

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u/bunki_maus 19d ago

The weathermen are only wrong half the time …

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u/isummonyouhere 18d ago

his advice is to buy 75% of the time. if you can afford to keep doing that even when buying garbage you will eventually make money

edit: actually it’s 90% lmao

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u/Nothinglost1986 19d ago

Smh.

Cause there is a difference between his actual stock recommendations that he does with his charitable trust and him just posting a shit on twitter.

If you want to shit on his actual stock picks go ahead, but this sub is regarded and acts like everything his says or posts is more than it is

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u/SnooObjections6655 19d ago

steaming pile of rancid fish guts

Hahahha, jesuuus help us, Lol, im crying, dont know from laughing or imaginery stench :)

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u/Financial-Ad7902 The ban from this sub was good for my health. 19d ago

You need to look like a total creep first

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u/dkrich 19d ago

Look at david Rosenberg dude literally sat out the entire bull market for ten years and then capitulated on the exact day the market topped saying “this time it’s different.”

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u/No-Monitor-5333 I am a bear 🐻 19d ago

He was pretty good up until 2010ish. I think social media changed the landscape and his massive amount of cocaine use in the 80s put hin behind a few steps so now hes just as bad as us regards

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u/RCT2man 18d ago edited 18d ago

I remember flipping through channels as a kid on TV and seeing him on my way from Cartoon Network to Nickelodeon. I couldn’t tell what the hell he was talking about, why he was sweating so much, and how his show made more sense than my eighth rewatch of SpongeBob for the day… and I never will.

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u/Terrible-Law-4934 18d ago

BINGO he should have been laughed out of wall st after his 2008 shit show.

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u/beachbarbacoa 18d ago

Ask Cathie Wood, she is more respected and makes a ton more money for herself despite being even more wrong than Jim 🤷🏻‍♂️ F**king "Experts"

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u/Tendie_Tube 19d ago

You could run for pres?

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u/Ikuwayo 20d ago

Waits for a stock to go up X%, then tells everybody to buy it at the top

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u/TheMightyLos 20d ago

Fr..

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u/civgarth 20d ago

He knows what he's doing. The algos have built him in.

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u/Brilliant_Comedian_2 19d ago

Can he just retire already???

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u/djwired 20d ago

Here comes the dip!

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u/lowballbertman 18d ago

This is the same guy that admitted to stock manipulations. To quote the man himself “it’s a fun game” and “I would encourage anyone in the hedge fund to do it cause it’s legal, its a very quick way to make money, and it’s very satisfying.”

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u/dylanx5150 20d ago

Still can't believe I talked myself out of buying at $16.

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u/throwitawayyyy61 20d ago

I can

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 19d ago

Ya that guy's an idiot, I can too

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u/KYHotBrownHotCock 18d ago

dude i bought S instead 🤦‍♂️

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u/crikeyturtles 19d ago

Well I sold at $35 then bought back in at $72

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u/yahoo_determines 19d ago

Classic. One of my favorite plays, personally.

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u/spaceneenja 19d ago

FOMO 101

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u/bullwinkle8088 19d ago edited 19d ago

Bought at ~17$, sold at 45$.

Happy with my profits and moved on to something else that also made money. Money made is money made. Don't loose it to the FOMO. I knew the company had more value than what I bought it at. I don't believe it's actually worth more than I sold it at. What regards do is not my concern.

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u/PsychologicalCat8646 19d ago

Gotta go through hundreds of comments to find sensible ones like this. It’s never too early to sell for a profit if a profit is what you’re after

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u/bullwinkle8088 19d ago

I felt the company was worth investing in, but the newfound meme stock status and their moves to drive the stock price up for the sake of driving it up made me reevaluate and move.

I still think they are solid in their niche but I’m not comfortable with them as they are at the moment.

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u/Property_6810 18d ago

This is the problem with a CEO having their pay tied to stock price through incentives. It misaligns the goal of the CEO from the goal of the business. In general, CEO's are incentivized to drive up the stock price for the sake of it. But realistically, stock price isn't super relevant to a company unless they're actively issuing stock, which they shouldn't be without good reason.

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u/Angeleno88 19d ago

This is a tough lesson I am trying to learn. If I am making money, I should be happy. Too many people lose money for me to be upset at making money.

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u/spicyitallian 18d ago

Bought at 7$ sold at 53. My proudest moment as an investor

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u/fbi-surveillance-bot 19d ago

Sell when it makes sense for you and "let someone else take the last dollars"

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u/vaderetrosatana6 18d ago

Sold at 64 and in other happy position. The FOMO can be real - best to keep making money instead of possibilities.

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u/VirusesHere 18d ago

There are too many other stocks out there to let FOMO get the best of you.

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u/BroWeBeChilling 19d ago

Don’t think it is worth more than you sold it at…oops. The price kept going up proving you wrong. I bought some at $12, some at $23 the last at $39 -average price of $33 a share. This stock could go to $150 ….it is worth what the market says it’s worth…not what you think it is.

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u/bullwinkle8088 19d ago

I was referring to actual inherent value of the company as in the value of the goods and services it actually produces or will produce in a realistic timeframe as opposed to market manipulation.

There is no oops there and no, companies are very frequently not worth what the market says they are worth.

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u/iMixMasTer 19d ago

Similar to me. I bought it for $21 in May, sold it in November, and bought it back in December.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 19d ago

I bought at $19 in December 2021 and then sold when it hit 30 in August. Fml.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Bought 30,000 shares over 2 years at an average cost of $11/share, still have 20,000. 

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u/General-Woodpecker- 19d ago

I sold at $37 in 2021 and never touched this stock again. The palantards who bought from me had sone rough years, but they ended up winning.

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u/ExerciseFine9665 18d ago

I sold calls that are deep in the money now so I’m fucked

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u/B111yboy 19d ago

Oh you’re a professional investor! So you follow Cathy wood ?

I sold at 30 and 65 wish I didn’t but I’m still holding 2k shares so I can be mad but I’m not buying more at these levels but I did buy some options for 75 next year when selling 30 so I’m covered on those.

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u/LizardIsLove 19d ago

PLTR was my first stock. In my ignorance I saw no movement upwatds for 2 weeks, so sold it all. It was at 20

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u/throwitawayyyy61 19d ago

Sold all six shares of it?

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u/B111yboy 19d ago

I was thinking 3 but… lol

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u/holololololden 20d ago

I sold at a loss at 10$

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u/dylanx5150 20d ago

Selling at a loss has become my brand.

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u/MissplacedLandmine 19d ago

I bought at 23 or 26 because of this sub and forgot about it entirely until now

Neat

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u/holololololden 19d ago

It's not to late to sell them for a loss!

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u/iMixMasTer 19d ago

^^^This guy sold before last earnings. One of the biggest f-ups for me in 2024.

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u/Peripatetictyl 19d ago

Same, although I did buy at $12, I wish I also bought at $16

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u/alphalegend91 19d ago

Meanwhile I bought the dip at $8 lmao. Majority of my shares are there with a DCA of $13

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u/NoConfusion9490 19d ago

Shady billionaires that want to use technology to control every aspect of your life because nothing is ever enough for them is always a good bet.

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u/dsk83 19d ago

Sold my shares at 17 like a month before it rocketed. I swear they kept it down waiting for my 2024 leaps to expire before pumping

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u/Unlikely-Complex3737 19d ago

I bought it around 20, then hodled it even when it went down to 10 something, then it went up again to ~27. I sold it because there was one day where I saw it shot up like 8%, waiting for it to go down like it always does but that day never came lol

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u/Whitehawk212 19d ago

You and me both. Except I bought at $20 and sold at $25 thinking I was a genius.

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u/_nekulturny_ 19d ago

I talked myself out of buying it at 7€ when it was at its lowest price

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u/spicyitallian 18d ago

Still can't believe I talked myself into buying at 7$ a share. Normally I'm too much of a pussy

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u/IamInternationalBig 20d ago

Cramer has spoken. It is done. 

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 19d ago

Hey. He liked Coinbase to $400.

It only took 4 years to do it.

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u/FauxLibrarian873 19d ago

Coinbase ath is 350? I wooshing?

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u/SnooJokes352 18d ago

When it ipo'd it was supposed to open at 40 or something and it ended up over 400 for like 5 minutes then just tanked.

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u/dayzdayv 20d ago

Inverse Kramer, but also inverse WSB so.. more calls it is.

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u/Life-Industry-1131 close the fucking door 20d ago

Don’t forget to inverse yourself too

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u/dayzdayv 20d ago

:4271::4271::4271::4271:

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u/Truman_Show_1984 Theoretical Nuclear Physicist 20d ago

This is the way.

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u/tortoisepump 1322C - 35S - 4 years - 0/1 19d ago

Calls and puts, got it

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u/Relandis 19d ago

Do what to myself?

Got it, jerk my chicken.

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u/ReaverCities 20d ago

Buy both

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u/PaperTowel5353 20d ago

Got Jan calls today. Guess it's time to do a market sell on Monday

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u/Life-Industry-1131 close the fucking door 20d ago

I already feel bad for the sucka who buys those

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u/PaperTowel5353 20d ago edited 19d ago

My calls are up 50% today, just hope the Cramer curse doesn't kill them Monday

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u/qudiepie 20d ago

its all a jimulation

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u/Stealth_Cow 19d ago

Was actually thinking about buying some straddles at 72.5 through February. I keep feeling like this company is just propping itself to get acquired by a large defense contractor for a stupid amount of money.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 20d ago

You bought calls so of course that’s why Cramer is talking about it.

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u/Specific_Screen_6673 20d ago

Jim keep palantir out of your motherfucking mouth

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u/Lylising 20d ago

Thanks, I love this forum, I still remember that a week ago he said that bitcoin was going to go to 150 thousand or something like that, a week later it went down to 97, now I was going to buy pltr but thanks to this forum I found out about this guy, I will buy put

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u/Not_Campo2 19d ago

I’m sitting on long calls that are up 45%. Was gonna offload them at 50% but I’m willing to do a slight discount now

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u/TheLelouchLamperouge 20d ago

Will too, be buying puts on Monday

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u/TheFishAntonio 20d ago

The death blow from the top rope

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u/ahnonamis 20d ago

I sold today to get my original investment back from when I bought in at $8. So now it's all house money. 

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u/ExtremeEffective106 20d ago

I’m up over 350% and still holding strong. This is a long play. I just got lucky, for once.

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u/BasilFaulty77 18d ago

Likewise, + 422% And I plan on holding these Mutha's for the next decade.

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u/Donglemaetsro 20d ago

What's that bag you're holding behind your back?

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u/seven11evan 19d ago

Not sure if there’s any bag holders in PLTR, for now…

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u/lowballbertman 18d ago

Jim Cramer thinks him and his hedge fund buddies can do whatever the fuck they want. And I quote that piece of shit: “it’s a fun game to play” and “I would encourage anyone in the hedge fund to do it, because it’s legal, it’s a very quick way to make money, and very satisfying.”

Yeah fuck that guy.

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u/No-Collection7156 20d ago

The death curse for palantards

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u/Powor Ayat al-Kursi 20d ago

Inverse WSB and Cramer, this means were not moving at all

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Fool of a Took!

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u/Unleashed-9160 19d ago

I remember in 2007 when he said the housing market and sub-prime loans were rock solid....I've done the opposite of what he says ever since.

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u/RaisedByMonsters 19d ago

lol. He also said “Bear Stearns is fine, moving your money is silly,” right before their collapse. https://youtu.be/-6u1kG7yuy4

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u/Extra_Replacement913 18d ago

I don't understand how he can live with himself knowing that he might be the very thing that caused someone's downfall or even death. what a pos.

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u/NewToTradingStock 20d ago

Time to put

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u/Fuman20000 biggest cock in wsb 20d ago

“Guys, it looks like a company that’s already up almost 400% YTD will actually be up to 600% YTD because the market likes round numbers!”

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u/sharmoooli 20d ago edited 19d ago

Thiel cofounded or at least backed Palantir. Thiel backed Vance, who, unlike Musk, can't be fired. Palantir is also working across many world governments. I'll hold my $20 dollar shares, thanks.

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u/tpjunkie 19d ago

$9 IPO pricing shares, checking in

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u/InverseTheReverse 19d ago

You sure he can’t be fired? Wouldn’t be surprised if it got tested in the courts in the next 4 years 😂

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u/Mau5trapdad 19d ago

If you owned 10m shares of said stock and need to sell on the open market how would you go about doing that ? Pay for a segment on cnbc to tell everyone what a great opportunity they’ll have to invest before earrings next month.

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u/InverseTheReverse 19d ago

The rich can buy exit liquidity

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u/newimagez 20d ago

That means do the opposite.

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u/ExtremeEffective106 20d ago

The costanza logic always with Cramer

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u/Ok-Geologist5545 🐻r🏳️‍🌈 20d ago

Been holding Palantir since 20. I’m selling into rallies. If you think big players aren’t doing the same thing then you belong behind your local Wendy’s

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u/No-Bear-No 19d ago

Good job

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u/SenyForever 20d ago

WHO INVITED HIM?!

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u/ApesHoldStrong 19d ago

lol fuck, should I be glad I sold my options today?

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u/drunkdik69 19d ago

this fucking turd ruins everything he mentions

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u/ContextZealousideal 20d ago

Can someone please post the clip where he said sell Palantir because he doesn’t understand the business?

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u/Revolutionary-Buy867 19d ago

Karp said those selling PLTR short won’t be having a merry Xmas.

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u/razpotim 19d ago

PLTR was a long term thesis, but for some god forsaken reason it is now trading at a P/S of like 100

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u/InterRail 19d ago

REMINDER that inverse Kramer outperforms Kramer. This is a fucking really bad sign.

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u/d0rian_m0de 19d ago

Can’t scare me that easy. I’ve been holding since 2020.

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u/YOUR_TRIGGER I will not hand feed you, 20d ago

the one pltr post on wsb i see hit rising and it's bear bullshit because cramer said some shit. 😂

who gives a shit about cramer. or cathy. cathy sold. doesn't that negate this? 🤔

i'm not selling at 100. people don't get it. they're going to be balls deep in literally everything in no time. the only stuff that gets press releases are government/defense related. the other stuff you see on earnings in numbers but they don't have to disclose all that shit. all you have to do is listen to any ceo's talking about working with them and their efficiency increases. other ceo's aren't actively trying to sell pltr products. they're stating the increases because it helps their product in a way that would make auditors skeptical, and stating the why so openly is how to get those auditors off your back.

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u/YOUR_TRIGGER I will not hand feed you, 20d ago

automod needs to learn how frugality works. my dietary habits have nothing to do with this. 😤🤣

because i put all my money in pltr

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u/Top-Offer-4056 20d ago

Pltr to the moon, haters can go eat a d!

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u/WorkingGuy99percent 19d ago

Gains like NVDA had last year in the coming year for PLTR. Trying to find other AI software companies and couldn’t find anyone of similar ilk to PLTR. I did buy the IGV etf to play a large sample of them, but PLTR is going to be up big in 2025.

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u/waliving 19d ago

I have a measly 3 figures of shares that I got at $20 but I think all the PLTR haters have never used it (no, your uncles friends brother doesn’t count) or are just mad they didn’t buy cheap.

It’s actually insane what they can do

By insane I mean the way they help Wendy’s be more cost efficient

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u/PsychologicalLink503 20d ago

Nah. Don't be bitter that you missed the PLTR train. Go sell off your TSLA and F off. PLTR to the moon

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u/hanak347 20d ago

Damnit!!!!!

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u/TheLelouchLamperouge 20d ago

Fuck man, is it really time to part way with them :31225:

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u/chuddyman Something about dildos 20d ago

Sold the last of mine at close today.

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u/Softspokenclark I moan "Guuuuh" for Daddy 20d ago

GODAMIT

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u/kaijubait000 20d ago

I'm going to be taking this off my watch list

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u/bk1273 20d ago

Sold 105 shares today for $6k profit. Still have a March call option open.

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u/hallowed-history 19d ago

wtf jimothy

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u/hollowpointzz 19d ago

Fucking regard couldnt keep his mouth shut

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u/bigsteve72 19d ago

Inverse Cramer inverses

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u/Appropriate-Ad6130 19d ago

Well it was nice while it lasted

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u/juzz88 WSB's coolest 😎 19d ago

I'm still haunted by the fact that I didn't buy this in the high 30's because I thought I missed the boat. 🤣

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u/DeadSol 18d ago

Palintards day of wreckoning has finally come.

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u/Initial-Journalist21 18d ago

I have a 1 billion dollar short position on them now

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u/Proud_Golf334 17d ago

He’s the GOAT

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u/AjmolUddin 17d ago

This ahole Jim called PLTR a memestock back in 2021.

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u/Adventurous-Dark-512 17d ago

I got in with 100 shares at $10 and just going to hold for a few years 🤑

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u/SES-WingsOfConquest 17d ago

I’ve always wondered if Cramer is in there just to alert the big investors on what to sell or when to buy. If Cramer was used as a generally-fixed means of buying low and selling high with guarantee on return?

Ties into how I’ve wondered if big companies are shorting their own stocks when they know their product will flop?

Call me crazy, but a big investor would find means to sway their way in ensuring success. Wouldn’t they?

I could definitely be wrong of course, but it’s Just a thought.

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u/jamiestarza 20d ago

:4267::4271:

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u/thejackninja 20d ago

Looks like institutional investors using him to lower the PLTR prices :4271:

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u/Alive_Canary1929 20d ago

I know he's bad luck - but this company keeps winning. I'm comfortable throwing the farm on this one.

I'm going all in.

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u/GTHero90 20d ago

PLTR has a gap at around the $42 mark. Wouldn’t be surprised if it retraced all the way there

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u/Life-Industry-1131 close the fucking door 20d ago

Based on Cramers theory it looks like it’ll retrace to OTC

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u/puffinnbluffin 10DZ 20d ago

Aw damn he had to come and piss on their parade

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u/therealmattsteimel 20d ago

Some day someone will crack the code to his tweets

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u/civgarth 20d ago

I am certain it's all code for his buddies.

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u/lawlietskyy 20d ago

DUMP EET

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u/CHM11moondog 20d ago

:4259::4259::4259:

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u/Quitoduck 20d ago

Jim "Eddie Mush" Cramer 🤦🏻‍♂️

https://youtu.be/4ulWjFfLsL0

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u/InterviewObvious2680 20d ago

Cramer's kiss of death.

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u/Regular-Item2212 20d ago

FUUUUUUUUUCK. FUUUUCK FUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUCK.