r/interestingasfuck • u/eliseereclusvivre • 1d ago

From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.' r/all

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u/RoboticGreg 1d ago

Soooo....one thing to note here. Steve Case is PROTECTING the land he owns and empowering the natives. Securing it for access and even hosts a number of local businesses at no cost

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u/8thchakra 1d ago

Yeah, this is a major point. Steve case is protecting a lot of land. He bought it for the sake of protecting it and preserving it and making sure that it doesn’t get developed. Steve case is a homie.

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 1d ago

What is the rat penis transplant a reference to lmao?!?

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

People are saying crazy shit about Zuck because he just removed fact checking on Facebook.

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u/kingOofgames 1d ago

No it’s a fact that he got the transplant, it’s why he doesn’t like to talk about it.

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u/generic_user_27 1d ago

Can confirm.

Many local cats are talking about it as their supply of rats are dwindling due to million and billionaires getting these surgeries.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I heard motherzucker has like 12 god damn rat penises

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u/SirBrownEye 1d ago

Two rows of six, picture a mama dog but with rat penises instead of nipples

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u/VeganJordan 1d ago

All in a row or side by side?

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u/Fauster 1d ago

Have you ever seen the tentacle tube feet on a starfish? The darn things have their own mind but can act in concert.

Let's just accept that billionaires do weird stuff, like carting around their young blood boys, suing tiny startups for breakfast and then copying them, amplifying lies to stoke mass hysteria because that makes people click crap ads and buy crap, building giant nuke bunkers, aspiring to a vampire but disappointed that medical technology isn't quite there yet.

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u/Mewone65 1d ago

They amalgamated, like a rat king.

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u/ZombieAlienNinja 1d ago

It's 12 foot long but still the diameter of a rat penis

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I don't know he never took me on a tinder date

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u/generic_user_27 1d ago

Can confirm.

The cat I talked to said it looked liked an off putting version of a barrel-o-monkeys.

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u/DRKZLNDR 1d ago

I heard he once held the Winklevoss twin's wives' hands in a jar of a acid. At a party.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

Okay now you’re just making things up

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u/CleanOpossum47 9h ago

If you took off his boot, you could see the rat dicks growing off his feet.

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u/Organ_Farmer99 1d ago

He’s actually never had sex with his wife. He got the transplant in hopes of changing that, but initial reports are that it hasn’t worked.

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u/Superb-Pickle9827 1d ago

He spends all his spare time in his backyard with his friends, just smokin’ meats!

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u/angry_at_erething 1d ago

Cats will tell you Mark Zuckerberg has a rat penis!

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u/informed_expert 1d ago

Definitely true. I read it on Facebook.

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u/DaRudeabides 1d ago

Was on X too, apparentlY trump got Leon Skums discarded penis as an upgrade on the mushroom, source; trust mw bro

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u/schneph 1d ago

Trust… “my wife”?

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u/NoLibrarian5149 1d ago

Must be true. I’ve seen several Reddit posts just today talking about his transplant.

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u/QuarterBall 1d ago

Logically, if it weren’t true it would have been fact checked, nobody wants to carry misinformation on their platform right?

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u/Aggressive-Ad-9035 1d ago

People are saying.

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u/pmaji240 1d ago

A lot of people didn’t know!

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u/fullkitwankerr 1d ago

Can confirm, I am the rat penis

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u/CrazeMase 1d ago

Can confirm. Source: Trust me bro

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u/thesetwothumbs 1d ago

I heard he was the donor.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I heard he lives on Saturn and is the spawn of Satan and a goat?

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u/Project2025IsOn 1d ago

No it isn't

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u/Darksirius 1d ago

I love it. I've seen like eight different way he's died now lol.

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u/OwnBunch4027 1d ago

And it's said he raped Taylor Swift.

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u/DutchProv 1d ago

many people are saying.

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u/crlthrn 1d ago

Sadly, none of them real...

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u/nuclear_science 1d ago

Reddit doesn't fact check, why does it not get the same treatment?

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u/adrian783 1d ago

ive seen his rat penis with my own eyes, that's because i was his surgeon.

i was also his surgeon for the extra pair of nipples and his raptilian tail reduction surgery.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

I have heard that he’s from the planet Kronos and he is a Klingon lol 😆

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u/KingJerkera 1d ago

Are finally starting to mention the dirty things that have been done due to them not being corruptly served by him. It’s all crap all the way down.

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u/l0stinspace 1d ago

The truth*

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u/BonobosFromU2 1d ago

I think you're confused. People are saying very true things about Zuck's rat penis.

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u/Choice_Magician350 1d ago

Mostly correct stuff

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u/TrumpWonSneed 1d ago

It's even funnier because it's a valid upgrade since Mark's is smaller and smellier than a rat's.

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u/Forward-Net-8335 1d ago

The crazy thing is being pro-censorship. "Fact checking" on social media is a pointless thing, social media is about opinions, and lots of bullshit, not facts.

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u/Theromier 1d ago

As far as I’m concerned. It’s a real fact.

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u/Namesarehard996 1d ago

Fake news. It's because he has a rat penis

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u/Victor-LG 1d ago

It’s time to stop taking the high ground and rolling over and; thus, use the tactics of the right against them. They just gave presidents immunity🤦‍♀️ The right will use it to break democracy. While we have the chance to use that benefit to secure democracy. Likewise, the left can make stuff up and spread lies, too.

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u/Damien-Kidd 1d ago

"It’s time to stop taking the high ground and rolling over and; thus, use the tactics of the (side I'm against) against them."

-- shit both sides have been saying non-stop for years now.

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u/Willing_Mushroom_333 1d ago

Yea that’s the only reason.

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u/whyigame 1d ago

Yes ☺️

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u/whatyousay69 1d ago

Is there fact checking on Reddit?

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u/joemorl97 1d ago

Did Facebook ever have fact checking in the first place? The amount of shite that comes from that place I can’t imagine they did

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u/oswaldcopperpot 1d ago

Social media posts are weaponized. Tag the posters.

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u/Polamidone 1d ago

That's not why but okay

It's his "I go with whatever president is saying right now" if the other one won he would boldly embrace fact checking

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u/No_Department7857 1d ago

Cuz it's true 

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u/Material_Tangelo_276 1d ago

Crazy Shit=the truth?

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u/iam_ditto 1d ago

People still use Facebook?

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ 1d ago

You can't prove that tho, cos there's no fact checking! It could all be true. Schrodinger's rat dick transplantee.

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u/Dblstandard 1d ago

I wish we could fact check what you're saying, but there's no way of knowing.

I heard that his family is actually related to the Nazis. And he's trying to start the third Reich here.

He also has a rat penis

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u/eikoebi 1d ago

No, you clearly also haven't heard he spent millions to make bunkers on this land. Why does your ideation correlate with "It can't be real because you're mad you got x,y,z." That's such a boomer mindset. Facts don't have feelings.

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u/AsperLanding 2h ago

And with Reddit being a hive of leftism they will pile on

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u/PhD_Pwnology 1d ago

You have not seen the Zuckerburg rat penis transplant meme??? Search for it NOW haha

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u/Trid3nt 1d ago

I'm fucking dead.

concealing his grotesque rat penis transplant scars and a row of engorged pig nipples underneath his trademark t-shirt and jeans. article link

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u/dirkalict 1d ago

“At press time, Zuckerberg had reportedly died after a longtime battle with werewolf gonorrhea.”

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u/Shazalamadingdong 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/heprer 1d ago

lol Facts!

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u/Nanarchenemy 1d ago

😄😂👏👏

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u/HiroProtaginest 1d ago

Worth it! TY RIP

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u/w3are138 1d ago

I’m on the floor lmao omg this made my day hahahaaa!

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u/TheNeglectedNut 1d ago

“first man to climb Mt. Everest on the Astral Plane” had me in stitches

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u/ayeeflo51 1d ago

Meme? No bro, it's 100% real, my uncle did the surgery

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u/OldJames47 1d ago

What I don't understand is why Zuck didn't ask for an average size rat penis. He specifically asked to have the smallest, ugliest rat penis they could find.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

When you're rich you can do whatever you want

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u/9520x 1d ago

Hmm, concerning!

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u/djulioo 1d ago

He wanted it to match his personality

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u/ShotFish7 1d ago

Glad it went so well - sorry to hear the pig nipples are being rejected.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

It’s true; I was the scalpel!

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u/Gunzenator2 1d ago

well, my mom is his side piece and she said it’s true too! 2 source confirmed.

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u/runrunranreddit 1d ago

Yeah, no, it's true.

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u/Krauser101 1d ago

Looked it up I am dying 😂😂😂

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

Oh Wow, that's amazing! 😂

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u/diverdadeo 1d ago

Well hell I was looking for the video!

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u/runningoutofnames01 1d ago

Facebook decided to remove fact checking so now we can say that factually Mark Zuckerberg had his punishment surgically removed and replaced with a rat penis and Facebook wont fact check it. There was an actual news article posted that kicked the whole thing off. In addition to that, since places like Reddit have AIs trained on the content/comments we generate, there's a decent chance that many of the comments about Zuckerberg's rat penis transplant will end up getting used as factual answers given to users.

It might be petty but I sure do love messing up the training AIs get and fucking with billionaires who's dicks are so tiny they'll bow down to an elderly man who spends have his day getting gender affirming care to ensure his narrow shoulders, short height, poor posture, bad skin, fake hair, etc look as "manly" as possible.

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u/MaleficentBread4682 1d ago

I thought I was the only one outoftheloop on this. Thank you for asking the important questions?! 

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u/HeyBuddyItsMeDad 1d ago

He donated money to help a rat get a penis transplant

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u/Eyem_human 1d ago

Proof that bots work.

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 1d ago

I hope I don't sound like one. I'm painfully undiagnosed lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Omg lol yesssss🤣🤣🤣

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u/trogdor1234 1d ago

He got a transplant. He identifies as a rat now.

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u/seab4ss 1d ago

I read on facebook that Mark Zuckerberg had a rat penis transplant

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u/frapawhack 1d ago

this is important news. it has to be answered

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u/Riot_Fox 1d ago

i think its a reference to facebook/instagram removing fact checking, so people have been able to spread the truth about about the suckerburg and his new rat penis. i have heard that his mothership is proud of this achievement

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u/DoctorChampTH 17h ago

He had a penis enhancement surgery that went terribly wrong. An infection of the ischiocavernosus left his body only able to support a rat sized penis. I read about it on Facebook.

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u/gavinthrace 1d ago

I've eaten lunch with him back in '99. Frontier City, one of Oklahoma City's few theme parks. It was an AOL employee/family full park rental thing. He's a very down to earth and humble dude.

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u/VikingIV 1d ago

A lot of the AOL progz had single-click macro spam preprogrammed with scripts flaming Steve Case. They didn't have a clue about the guy, as it turns out.

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u/_BlackDove 1d ago

Holy shit, core memory unlocked. I remember using Dreamcatcher and Sub7 back in the day. It was always fun showing it to people who had no idea stuff like that existed.

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u/gavinthrace 1d ago

Fucking punterz. I have had my fill of script-kiddies and their shenanigans. 😂

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u/black-kramer 1d ago

catwatch01 has entered the chat.

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u/rangisrovus19 1d ago

Fuckin’ Frontier City eh

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u/DigDugged 1d ago

Man, as an angsty teenager I used to post all sorts of spinning skull gifs on my AOL home page about the evil Steve Case (and Bill Gates!)

Glad to find out I was wrong. Who knew paying by the hour for dialup Internet would end up saving a chunk of Hawaii.

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u/JeffCraig 1d ago

He's actually done more for the Hawaiians that the government because the DHHL land is not really accessible and won't ever be developed.

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u/GroundbreakingBox648 1d ago

Rare billionaire W

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u/EternalSoul94 1d ago

No Luigi pew pew for this CEO

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u/Shazalamadingdong 1d ago

Mark Zuckerberg... Mark Zuckerberg gets the gas face!

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u/Darius_Banner 1d ago

For that matter so are the Robinsons. They also own the whole island of Niiue

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u/DifferentlyTiffany 1d ago

He's the only thing standing in the way of Big Zuck establishing Epstein Island 2.0.

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u/syzamix 1d ago

Yeah. But OP clearly hates people with money so... Why are you not responding?

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u/Tubamajuba 1d ago

Rightfully so. Most billionaires are terrible human beings that only care about themselves and their assets. Steve Case's humanity is an exception, not the rule.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

I agree Bern all rich people

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u/Shazalamadingdong 1d ago

What, send them to Switzerland? Not fair on the Swiss tbh...

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u/Taur-e-Ndaedelos 1d ago

I love people with resources going well beyond what they would ever reasonably need ever throughout their lives, and their heirs for the next six generations. I love people who spend way beyond their means, at the cost of the rest of us. I love to lick corporate boots do I! I love corporatism. Don't question my kinks!

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u/NekoFang666 1d ago

So he's kinda like black jack - eho would charge people 2,000- 200,000 for each surgry he did or m3dial case he worked on, then turned around and bought every island un the area in which he lived.

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u/Earthkilled 1d ago

Same thing as above just make it sound a bit different, Steve case is a cool dude

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u/Over-Dragonfruit5939 1d ago

Be a real homie. Be like Steve Case.

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u/notnotaginger 1d ago

Well shit. Can we still use AOL?

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 1d ago

Great job Steve Case PR team lmao

It's just protected for now. Although I will say I like how Kualoa ranch is maintained.

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u/motoxim 1d ago

Interesting

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u/GodMyShield777 1d ago

Buy Steve a Case of beer 🫡

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u/One-Function166 1d ago

Exact type of stuff i would do if I had that kind of money…. Just buy as much land as possible and let it be natural for animals and people to live on freely as long as doing there part

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u/Ras_Luis78 1d ago

That because he was born and raised there

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u/Yeet-Retreat1 23h ago

Sure, I heard this before in history class.

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u/Tammy_two 1d ago

I learned this when on one of the back country adventures in Kauai. It was so beautiful up there and the tour guides make great effort to talk about his conservation of the lands. 

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u/dreamerlilly 1d ago

Yes the tubing was so fun! And it was so cool hearing how he grew up there and came back to preserve the natural land! It made me appreciate AOL so much more

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u/Sudden-Seesaw6731 1d ago

Same, did you do the tubing? I normally don’t go for activities like that when I travel but what a great day that was

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u/Tammy_two 1d ago

Yes, I did the tubing! I don’t normally go for activities either, but I’m so glad I did it. I can tell the people who ran the group really love what they do.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 1d ago

Yes this needs to be reiterated. He bought it to preserve the land. He’s not building on it. Pretty awesome thing to do if you ask me.

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u/InterviewSweaty4921 1d ago

Yea if we gotta have grostesquely wealthy people I could maybe tolerate them if they'd at least do more cool things like this with their wealth. Instead of undermining the foundations of civil society and whatnot.

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u/brontosaurusguy 1d ago

A lot of them buy land like this, but I don't trust then a second.  They sell it off parcel by parcel when the time comes to make more money.  If they really cared they'd turn the land over to the national Park system or the state Park system.

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u/Taur-e-Ndaedelos 1d ago edited 1d ago

If they really cared they'd refuse to partake in such an exploitive system as a foundation pillar perpetuating poverty and wealth inequality in the first place.
But no the millionaire who co-founded a venture capitalist firm is one of the good ones, sure sure boy-o.

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u/Past_Echidna_9097 1d ago

Steve Case is a good person to protect the whatthefucks yes.

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u/TheTacoWombat 1d ago

AOL finally doing some good

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 1d ago

AOL supplied me with an endless number of floppy disks that I used as disposable storage for turning in articles for the campus paper in college.

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

Wow; before my time!

We just got endless free trial CDs which we used as our Internet service for YEARS!

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM 1d ago

I thought about using them as coasters… but I had coasters.

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u/ShallowTal 1d ago

This is the only moment in which I have experienced pride in still using my AOL email account.

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u/dr1fter 1d ago

... come again?

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u/Past_Echidna_9097 1d ago

I have no idea who this Steve is. I'm just drunk and fucking around.

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u/justatmenexttime 1d ago

Okay, this makes me happy. Land protection is a major win, ensuring it’s accessible for kanaka maoli is amazing.

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u/RoboticGreg 1d ago

I don't know much, I spent two weeks on vacation there, but from what I understand Steve Case bought the majority of the land he bought to preserve it and access for the natives.

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u/I_voted-for_Kodos 1d ago

Shouldn't the government be doing that?

Otherwise it's just feudalism with extra steps. The natives have just got to hope and pray that they get one of the good feudal tech lords.

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u/RoboticGreg 1d ago

They should buy aren't. Steve Case basically said "these people are getting the shaft and I'm going to do something about it" it is unfortunate that without him they would have been screwed, but it's what happened.

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u/Cael450 1d ago

There is a lot more to feudalism than lords owning the land. Do the residents pay him dues? Do they work the land and give him a cut of their cash crops?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPORT 1d ago

Yeah it’s exactly what government is for. That government isn’t doing it shows how badly the rich have captured government.

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u/Left_Double_626 1d ago

The US government is illegally occupying that land to begin with, they have no interest in Indigenous sovereignty.

Your broader point is correct though, they shouldn't have to pray that they get a good feudal tech lord. I don't know the ins and outs, but I question why he must own the land for native folks to benefit from it. Couldn't he transfer it to a land trust or something?

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 1d ago

DHHL doesn't exactly have the best track record.

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u/stokesy1999 1d ago

I want to say the Robinsons descendants are doing the same, I think they're also the ones that have Ni'ihau, which has an isolated Hawaiian tribe on it, and as such the family have basically banned visitors and tourists from there as to not interfere with the indigenous people

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u/GothmogBalrog 1d ago

Don't the Robinsons also own the island of Ni'ihau which they preserve entirely for Native Hawaiians. You can only go there as a non-native by invite or government business.

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u/Altruistic-Star-544 1d ago

Also worth noting that the land given to natives “remains mostly undeveloped” is both vague and also wouldn’t it be the natives land to develop?

The native population should be able to keep the land and do whatever they want with it, to be clear.

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u/Zealousidea_Lemon 1d ago

Now THAT is interesting as fuck

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u/joespizza2go 1d ago

Nuance in billionaires is not something Reddit wants right now!

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u/theshadowbudd 1d ago

So why doesn’t he just gives it back to the “natives“

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u/bkpilot 1d ago

It’s a good question- put land into a trust and return to local government preventing any development. However the land is “under utilized” (in economic terms) and may not be what the natives actually need. I took a look at Grove Farm and it’s pretty interesting. They actually develop parts of this 38k acres with focus on supporting native communities. The income from the commercial land leases helps fund the charitable foundation that provides further support though scholarships and other local charity. I don’t know what these communities need but this sounds great, and sustainable. What governments should do…

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u/Diogenes_Th3_Dog 1d ago

Shhhhhhhh…. It wouldn’t be as much of click bait if you speak with reason and tell the truth.

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u/SkinnyAssHacker 1d ago

If only they all were. I was surprised to not see Mark Benioff on the infographic. https://www.npr.org/2024/02/28/1232564250/billionaire-benioff-buys-hawaii-land-salesforce

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u/ChrisThomasAP 1d ago

also i dunno what the robinsons are doing with their portion, but a majority of it's literally not developable - as some of the harshest terrain in the USA - and at any rate, i'm pretty sure the living robinsons aren't the same individuals who were talked into buying niihau after a particularly heavy rain, only to find out it couldnt really sustain shit for cattle. those family members are all dead by now

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 1d ago

THANK YOU. I looked at the map and we r WTF

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u/GreatQuestionBarbara 1d ago

The Robinson's have had the land for a long time, and Keith does work saving endangered native species of plants.

Their area is not very well developed, and they have tried to keep the indigenous people's cultures preserved, and don't allow many visitors. They also provided free housing and meat from their ranch to the people that they employed before it shut down.

I'm not sure what the local population thinks of their agreement, though.

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u/The_Dead_Kennys 1d ago

Damn, I never thought I’d see a wealthy tech-bro who was actually kinda based, but here we are I guess lol

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u/beach_2_beach 1d ago

Steve Case was born in Honolulu and went to Punahou high school.

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u/Leather_Economics289 1d ago

Just curious. Is this the basis for the movie the descendants?

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u/SpecialistProgress95 1d ago

Steve Case went to Punahou, grew up in Hawaii. He probably had Hawaiian friends. This time he’s the good guy. Zuck is forever and asshole

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u/Neoliberal_Boogeyman 1d ago

Yeah I looked up both of these properties on google earth and was like... Is Steve Case even doing anything with it? And I went to Zucks and there's shitloads of earthworks and gokart shit everywhere.

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u/Hawaii-Based-DJ 1d ago

Yep, Steve Case is one of the good ones.

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u/thinkscience 1d ago

Musk doesn’t host any local business to prevent any competition to other locals 😂

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u/Fecal-Facts 1d ago

Stop i need my daily dose of outrage 

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u/No_Detective_But_304 1d ago

I’d like to point out that ex president Barry tore down the Magnum PI house…

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u/bert0ld0 1d ago

Thank god this is top comment!

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u/Kroneni 1d ago

That’s the right way to do it.

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u/TaupMauve 1d ago

I was wondering if Zuck was encountering resistance from other multi-billionaires.

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u/Apprehensive_Rip8403 22h ago

The only way to stop these people is to stop using their shit. Although they seem to have thought of that and there really doesn’t seem to be a way out of using their stuff anymore.

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u/Eldest_Muse 20h ago

AMAZING!!

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u/Wise_Raspberry_4546 3h ago

“Empowering the natives” are you trying to defend the colonialism accusation? lol. If he actually did want to protect the land and empower the indigenous Hawaiians he would give the land back. Philanthropy empowers nobody. It’s a master and servant relationship by its very nature. The power remains with the ‘owner’ and philanthropist. 

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u/RoboticGreg 3h ago

do you know anything at all about the situation there specifically, or just caw cawing because you think you heard a dog whistle?

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