r/interestingasfuck • u/eliseereclusvivre • 1d ago

From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.' r/all

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u/scaredofme 1d ago

People are saying crazy shit about Zuck because he just removed fact checking on Facebook.

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u/kingOofgames 1d ago

No it’s a fact that he got the transplant, it’s why he doesn’t like to talk about it.

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u/generic_user_27 1d ago

Can confirm.

Many local cats are talking about it as their supply of rats are dwindling due to million and billionaires getting these surgeries.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I heard motherzucker has like 12 god damn rat penises

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u/SirBrownEye 1d ago

Two rows of six, picture a mama dog but with rat penises instead of nipples

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u/VeganJordan 1d ago

All in a row or side by side?

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u/Fauster 1d ago

Have you ever seen the tentacle tube feet on a starfish? The darn things have their own mind but can act in concert.

Let's just accept that billionaires do weird stuff, like carting around their young blood boys, suing tiny startups for breakfast and then copying them, amplifying lies to stoke mass hysteria because that makes people click crap ads and buy crap, building giant nuke bunkers, aspiring to a vampire but disappointed that medical technology isn't quite there yet.

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u/Mewone65 1d ago

They amalgamated, like a rat king.

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u/ZombieAlienNinja 1d ago

It's 12 foot long but still the diameter of a rat penis

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I don't know he never took me on a tinder date

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u/generic_user_27 1d ago

Can confirm.

The cat I talked to said it looked liked an off putting version of a barrel-o-monkeys.

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u/DRKZLNDR 1d ago

I heard he once held the Winklevoss twin's wives' hands in a jar of a acid. At a party.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

Okay now you’re just making things up

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u/CleanOpossum47 9h ago

If you took off his boot, you could see the rat dicks growing off his feet.

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u/MandibleofThunder 1d ago

No pocket full of horses though

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u/kingofspace 1d ago

He once held his opponents wife hand in acid..... At a party.

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u/markovianprocess 1d ago

Zuckerberg, Zuck-er-berg...

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 6h ago

Six foot nothing and he smells like a turd.

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u/Organ_Farmer99 1d ago

He’s actually never had sex with his wife. He got the transplant in hopes of changing that, but initial reports are that it hasn’t worked.

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u/Superb-Pickle9827 1d ago

He spends all his spare time in his backyard with his friends, just smokin’ meats!

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u/angry_at_erething 1d ago

Cats will tell you Mark Zuckerberg has a rat penis!

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u/informed_expert 1d ago

Definitely true. I read it on Facebook.

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u/DaRudeabides 1d ago

Was on X too, apparentlY trump got Leon Skums discarded penis as an upgrade on the mushroom, source; trust mw bro

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u/schneph 1d ago

Trust… “my wife”?

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u/NoLibrarian5149 1d ago

Must be true. I’ve seen several Reddit posts just today talking about his transplant.

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u/QuarterBall 1d ago

Logically, if it weren’t true it would have been fact checked, nobody wants to carry misinformation on their platform right?

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u/Aggressive-Ad-9035 1d ago

People are saying.

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u/pmaji240 1d ago

A lot of people didn’t know!

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u/fullkitwankerr 1d ago

Can confirm, I am the rat penis

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u/CrazeMase 1d ago

Can confirm. Source: Trust me bro

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u/thesetwothumbs 1d ago

I heard he was the donor.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I heard he lives on Saturn and is the spawn of Satan and a goat?

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u/Project2025IsOn 1d ago

No it isn't

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u/Darksirius 1d ago

I love it. I've seen like eight different way he's died now lol.

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u/OwnBunch4027 1d ago

And it's said he raped Taylor Swift.

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u/DutchProv 1d ago

many people are saying.

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u/crlthrn 1d ago

Sadly, none of them real...

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u/nuclear_science 1d ago

Reddit doesn't fact check, why does it not get the same treatment?

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u/adrian783 1d ago

ive seen his rat penis with my own eyes, that's because i was his surgeon.

i was also his surgeon for the extra pair of nipples and his raptilian tail reduction surgery.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

I have heard that he’s from the planet Kronos and he is a Klingon lol 😆

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u/KingJerkera 1d ago

Are finally starting to mention the dirty things that have been done due to them not being corruptly served by him. It’s all crap all the way down.

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u/l0stinspace 1d ago

The truth*

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u/BonobosFromU2 1d ago

I think you're confused. People are saying very true things about Zuck's rat penis.

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u/Choice_Magician350 1d ago

Mostly correct stuff

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u/TrumpWonSneed 1d ago

It's even funnier because it's a valid upgrade since Mark's is smaller and smellier than a rat's.

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u/Forward-Net-8335 1d ago

The crazy thing is being pro-censorship. "Fact checking" on social media is a pointless thing, social media is about opinions, and lots of bullshit, not facts.

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u/Theromier 1d ago

As far as I’m concerned. It’s a real fact.

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u/Namesarehard996 1d ago

Fake news. It's because he has a rat penis

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u/Victor-LG 1d ago

It’s time to stop taking the high ground and rolling over and; thus, use the tactics of the right against them. They just gave presidents immunity🤦‍♀️ The right will use it to break democracy. While we have the chance to use that benefit to secure democracy. Likewise, the left can make stuff up and spread lies, too.

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u/Damien-Kidd 1d ago

"It’s time to stop taking the high ground and rolling over and; thus, use the tactics of the (side I'm against) against them."

-- shit both sides have been saying non-stop for years now.

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u/Willing_Mushroom_333 1d ago

Yea that’s the only reason.

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u/whyigame 1d ago

Yes ☺️

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u/whatyousay69 1d ago

Is there fact checking on Reddit?

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u/joemorl97 1d ago

Did Facebook ever have fact checking in the first place? The amount of shite that comes from that place I can’t imagine they did

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u/oswaldcopperpot 1d ago

Social media posts are weaponized. Tag the posters.

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u/Polamidone 1d ago

That's not why but okay

It's his "I go with whatever president is saying right now" if the other one won he would boldly embrace fact checking

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u/No_Department7857 1d ago

Cuz it's true 

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u/Material_Tangelo_276 1d ago

Crazy Shit=the truth?

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u/iam_ditto 1d ago

People still use Facebook?

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ 1d ago

You can't prove that tho, cos there's no fact checking! It could all be true. Schrodinger's rat dick transplantee.

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u/Dblstandard 1d ago

I wish we could fact check what you're saying, but there's no way of knowing.

I heard that his family is actually related to the Nazis. And he's trying to start the third Reich here.

He also has a rat penis

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u/eikoebi 1d ago

No, you clearly also haven't heard he spent millions to make bunkers on this land. Why does your ideation correlate with "It can't be real because you're mad you got x,y,z." That's such a boomer mindset. Facts don't have feelings.

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u/AsperLanding 3h ago

And with Reddit being a hive of leftism they will pile on

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u/EducationalBrick2831 1d ago

Yes maybe, but the reason he did it is known, by most that are not magats. It's due to his orange flunky going into our WH. Can't "Fact Check that" because everything he says is a GD Lie, well 99.9 % This is the cause, In part for the DESPISE on them BOTH !

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u/AsperLanding 3h ago

You seem nice