r/interestingasfuck • u/eliseereclusvivre • 1d ago

From 2014 to 2025, Mark Zuckerberg bought over 1,400 acres on Kauai Island and stole any land the natives wouldn't sell him, earning the moniker 'the face of neocolonialism.' r/all

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I heard motherzucker has like 12 god damn rat penises

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u/SirBrownEye 1d ago

Two rows of six, picture a mama dog but with rat penises instead of nipples

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u/VeganJordan 1d ago

All in a row or side by side?

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u/Fauster 1d ago

Have you ever seen the tentacle tube feet on a starfish? The darn things have their own mind but can act in concert.

Let's just accept that billionaires do weird stuff, like carting around their young blood boys, suing tiny startups for breakfast and then copying them, amplifying lies to stoke mass hysteria because that makes people click crap ads and buy crap, building giant nuke bunkers, aspiring to a vampire but disappointed that medical technology isn't quite there yet.

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u/Mewone65 1d ago

They amalgamated, like a rat king.

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u/ZombieAlienNinja 1d ago

It's 12 foot long but still the diameter of a rat penis

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 1d ago

I don't know he never took me on a tinder date

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u/generic_user_27 1d ago

Can confirm.

The cat I talked to said it looked liked an off putting version of a barrel-o-monkeys.

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u/DRKZLNDR 1d ago

I heard he once held the Winklevoss twin's wives' hands in a jar of a acid. At a party.

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 1d ago

Okay now you’re just making things up

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u/CleanOpossum47 9h ago

If you took off his boot, you could see the rat dicks growing off his feet.

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u/MandibleofThunder 1d ago

No pocket full of horses though

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u/kingofspace 1d ago

He once held his opponents wife hand in acid..... At a party.

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u/markovianprocess 1d ago

Zuckerberg, Zuck-er-berg...

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 6h ago

Six foot nothing and he smells like a turd.