r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

!R4 Poorly Written / Disruptive The kids who say: “aye aye captain” in the SpongeBob theme song probably have their own kids now.

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

!R6 Banned Post Everything is natural, humans are result of nature and man made things are result humans.

724 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

Speculation Thanks to vanishing pay phones and triangulating cell towers, modern detectives can expect fewer taunting phone calls from snarky serial killers.

501 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought Many patients would never even make it to the $1,000,000 dollar a year surgeon without the $40,000 a year EMS.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought On average, paying insurance is not worth it.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought School related ads should be focused on showing happy parents instead of happy kids. Since no kid is happy at school anyway, they might as well try to try to show some happy dads and moms.

477 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 23h ago

Casual Thought Since its founding, Coppertone has gone from being a company that manufactures products that do one particular thing (maximizing the effects of the sun's rays on human skin) to making products that do the exact opposite (minimizing the effects of the sun's rays on human skin).

180 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought Superheroes should be flying feet-first to protect their heads.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Speculation Birds and ants have blueprints and construction codes for their homes in formats we do not fully comprehend yet.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Musing Cold milk is a human invention. All milk in nature is warm from body heat.

4.4k Upvotes