r/Showerthoughts • u/BlankCanvas609 • 9h ago
!R4 Poorly Written / Disruptive The kids who say: “aye aye captain” in the SpongeBob theme song probably have their own kids now.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Grand-Tax-2090 • 13h ago
!R6 Banned Post Everything is natural, humans are result of nature and man made things are result humans.
r/Showerthoughts • u/mouthygoddess • 12h ago
Speculation Thanks to vanishing pay phones and triangulating cell towers, modern detectives can expect fewer taunting phone calls from snarky serial killers.
r/Showerthoughts • u/AzureTheSeawing • 1d ago
Casual Thought If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Obiwan_ca_blowme • 1d ago
Casual Thought Many patients would never even make it to the $1,000,000 dollar a year surgeon without the $40,000 a year EMS.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Professional_Job_307 • 1d ago
Casual Thought On average, paying insurance is not worth it.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Fitted4 • 1d ago
Casual Thought School related ads should be focused on showing happy parents instead of happy kids. Since no kid is happy at school anyway, they might as well try to try to show some happy dads and moms.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Lord_Woodbine_Jnr • 23h ago
Casual Thought Since its founding, Coppertone has gone from being a company that manufactures products that do one particular thing (maximizing the effects of the sun's rays on human skin) to making products that do the exact opposite (minimizing the effects of the sun's rays on human skin).
r/Showerthoughts • u/Shatterphim • 1d ago
Casual Thought Superheroes should be flying feet-first to protect their heads.
r/Showerthoughts • u/mayabazaar00 • 1d ago
Speculation Birds and ants have blueprints and construction codes for their homes in formats we do not fully comprehend yet.
r/Showerthoughts • u/DeltaBravoTango • 1d ago
Musing Cold milk is a human invention. All milk in nature is warm from body heat.
r/Showerthoughts • u/-TheDerpinator- • 2d ago
Casual Thought Customer service is now "Company shield".
r/Showerthoughts • u/caudicifarmer • 16h ago
Speculation There are people who remember to buy dental floss before theirs runs out, but you've probably never met one.
r/Showerthoughts • u/JesusWasATexan • 10h ago
Speculation Kate Winslet probably has the most viewed breasts in the history of the world.
r/Showerthoughts • u/wfezzari • 3d ago
Casual Thought Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn't win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.
r/Showerthoughts • u/2squishmaster • 3d ago
Musing If you were able to put an immediate stop to all momentum your body is experiencing, you'd likely cease to exist.
r/Showerthoughts • u/Fingerbob73 • 22h ago
Casual Thought Whenever a show or podcast says that this episode is brought to you by Sponsor, it's actually the opposite.
r/Showerthoughts • u/rouskie15 • 3d ago
Casual Thought Marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed.
r/Showerthoughts • u/vaneyessewkal • 3d ago