r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 9h ago
There are two words in a person's life that will open a lot of doors for them: PUSH and PULL.
r/oneliners • u/BackardsTankard • 14m ago
If you lost an eye, would 3d glasses give you normal vision?
r/oneliners • u/j_articulate • 34m ago
With Trump re-elected and Hollywood on fire I have to ask, what's Sabrina Carpenter going to do with her third wish?
r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 14h ago
I like self-deprecating humor but I’m not very good at it.
r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 1d ago
A bribe is when the giver says "Thanks" and the receiver says "Don't mention it".
r/oneliners • u/big_gulpshuh • 2d ago
The legend of Linda Lovelace and her work on the pornographic film “Deepthroat”, will live on through the generations as part of our oral history.
r/oneliners • u/Juris_B • 1d ago
Because of gun culture - Army to an American must be the same as biathlon to a Norwegian
r/oneliners • u/Custard010 • 1d ago
Sometimes self deprecation with your girlfriend just makes you a fool to her.
r/oneliners • u/LostBetsRed • 3d ago
Is it weird if one of my testicles hangs slightly lower than the other two?
r/oneliners • u/j_articulate • 3d ago
It sure was awkward when Trump tried to buy Panama from David Lee Roth.
r/oneliners • u/CFCYYZ • 3d ago
It is so cold, I saw a banker with his hands in his own pockets.
r/oneliners • u/ClownShoeNinja • 2d ago
I bought a chess set at the pawn shop, but it's missing a piece, ironically.
r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 4d ago
If ever you're about to be mugged by a pair of clowns, don't hesitate to go for the juggler.
r/oneliners • u/diran94 • 4d ago
My girlfriend accused me of gaslighting, I told her she was crazy
r/oneliners • u/another1harder • 4d ago
If 2 clowns try to rob you, you'll have to outsmart Penny-Wise and pound Foolish.
r/oneliners • u/maazkazi • 3d ago
I haven't heard of an Oxymoron better than "Enough Money".
r/oneliners • u/cabesa-balbesa • 4d ago