r/CapitolConsequences Jan 26 '23

Sovereign Citizen Pauline Bauer convicted of all charges, including felony obstruction CONVICTION

https://www.wskg.org/news/2023-01-25/pauline-bauer-pa-woman-who-called-for-nancy-pelosi-to-be-hanged-during-jan-6-attack-guilty-on-all-counts
2.0k Upvotes

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u/fluffyflugel Jan 26 '23

Maybe I misunderstand, but if you’re a ‘sovereign citizen’, and you don’t acknowledge the authority of the country in which you are dwelling, why protest and obstruct said country ‘s election processes. What does it matter to you? Just remain in your compound and keep your own counsel.

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u/Hairy_Combination586 Jan 26 '23

LOL look at you trying to be all logical and shit 😁

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u/rkincaid007 Jan 26 '23

So many questions… hopefully plenty of time for her to ponder the answers. But I’m doubtful she’ll come to any correct conclusions l.

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u/Indifferentchildren Jan 26 '23

After the first couple of years it should at least become obvious that she is, in fact, subject to that court's jurisdiction.

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u/evemeatay Jan 26 '23

I’m starting to think maybe I can not, in fact, dismiss the court’s jurisdiction over me.

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u/fuzzi-buzzi Jan 26 '23

YOUR FLAG HAS GOLD FRILLS MAKING ME IMMUNE TO YOUR NAVAL BOOK OF CODES I AM A FREE INHABITANT TRAVELING TO ANOTHER MYPILLOW GRAND OPENING TO PROTEST THE LIBS DRINKING BABY BLOOD.

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u/coolgr3g Jan 26 '23

Seriously though, why do they think the libs drink baby blood? Where is the proof of that? It's just blood libel at this point.

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u/tirch Jan 26 '23

It’s blood libel. I believe it actually predated the whole Q thing in modern history among the far right conspiracy groups but it really took off once social media gave them a place to spread it.

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u/RegressToTheMean Jan 26 '23

It's anti-semitism. It goes back to at least the 16th century and possibly further back. It was the accusation that Jewish people were killing (sometimes by crucifixion) Christian children and drinking their blood.

This is merely the newest iteration of it and the idiots swallow it hook, line, and sinker.

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u/tirch Jan 26 '23

Exactly this, however in the USA it's being repurposed and expanded to include anyone who threatens the Right wing minority rule. Whatever the Republican party has become can't win majority rule except in gerrymandered districts or areas that are red like rural areas.

They've expanded their wrath to include anyone they can use to create fake outrage - gay people, trans, drag queens and to include immigrants and minorities who are poised to be an overwhelming majority vote in the next decade. Their media manufactures outrage porn, first to get them to vote, but as they lose the majority in more places, to normalize fascism and insurrection and voting shenanigans and election related violence. Americans need to reject this absolutely with each election and our justice system needs to prosecute and convict these people to the fullest extent of the law or the US is done.

The USA came really close in 2021 to not being a thing anymore.

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u/xeromage Jan 26 '23

With the way every other crazy accusation turns out to be a thing the Republicans were actually doing... I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop on this one.

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u/cperiod Jan 26 '23

I kinda already assumed they kept some on tap at their cocaine orgies.

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u/TheMagnuson Jan 26 '23

If you wanted to paint your enemy as the worst thing ever, what would you accuse them of?

Murder - Yes

Rape - Yes

Being literal blood suckers / drinkers - Yes

Cannibalism - Yes

and worst of all, doing all these things to children - Yes

It's literally just their attempt to demonize their enemy as the worst possible thing there is.

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u/coolgr3g Jan 26 '23

You would think people would see through the propaganda at this point in the hundreds of years of history it's been used.

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u/twitch1982 Jan 26 '23

If there's one thing I'm sure of in this country, its that if anyone would was drinking blood, it would be all the oligarchs, not just the liberal ones.

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u/Rookie_Day Jan 26 '23

They still need to watch some TV, and FoxNews makes them feel better.

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u/VulfSki Jan 26 '23

You're surprised that these people don't use any logic in their actions?

The funny thing is by being a sovereign citizen, they claim that their vote doesn't count and that they have no say in how our country handles thing.

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u/Seeker80 Jan 26 '23

Some of the J6 rioters claim that they didn't even vote in the first place.

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u/it_mf_a Jan 26 '23

Because it's entirely bullshit from grown up children. It's just blah blah me me me blah blah more me everything is about me blah blah I get to do anything I want and you don't blah blah me me me blah blah.

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u/golfkartinacoma Jan 26 '23

Well there are also Libertarians who vote 100% Republican. Just one of life's little mysteries /s

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u/AspiringChildProdigy Jan 26 '23

Libertarians are just conservatives who don't think Republicans are quite selfish enough.

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u/systembusy Jan 26 '23

The “reason” I’ve seen given before is “I vote red cuz taxes, pls don’t hold me accountable for anything else the party does”

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u/ghostalker4742 Jan 26 '23

If you let them talk long enough, it always boils down to: "I want to live in a developed nation, but not pay any of the taxes that are required to keep it running. Taxes are theft."

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u/jingois Jan 26 '23

"I really enjoy the complexity of maintaining health insurance and all the time-wasting bullshit associated with how that costs me literally twice as much as any other developed nation - so I also would like to apply that to my police force, fire department, road maintenance, and garbage collection".

"Also I've seen just how dumb cunts can be, and I'd love for them to be driving around in completely unroadworthy vehicles as fast as they like with as many weapons as they like, because I'm under the delusion that in a completely deregulated economy I would be a billionaire genius able to afford to pay people to protect me, unlike now where I am confined to my parent's basement due to the OPPRESHUN of the STATE"

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u/aeschenkarnos Jan 26 '23

I would be a billionaire genius able to afford to pay people to protect me

Another interesting concept in the context of libertarianism.

"Hey, why are we protecting this mouthy guy with the bad haircut?"

"He's paying us."

"Why don't we just off him and take all his stuff?"

"Because it's ... oh, I guess it's not illegal. OK."

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u/jingois Jan 26 '23

Ah you see, this is why in addition to paying these people, you also pay another company to maintain trusted reviews of protection guys and keep all your money in fucking crypto or some dumb shit to add even further layers of inefficiency.

It's like they want to take international relations, where each fucking country spends like a decent chunk of their GDP on defence and literally apply that model to your HOA without any of the economy of scale.

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u/golfkartinacoma Jan 26 '23

Moonshine would probably be a more valuable currency than digital tokens you can barely power or trade anymore. And then someone takes over the review site in a raid and covers it up because no one is funding journalism and the one eyewitness was hunted and killed before they could post to social media. It would be mercenaries and mall ninjas all the way down, and the amount of people keeps shrinking as their gear is collected.

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u/ButterPotatoHead Jan 26 '23

Someone else compared libertarians to house cats. They claim to be completely independent but really depend entirely on the house in which they live.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 26 '23

So, Republicans.

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u/chaoticmessiah Jan 26 '23

Yeah, former wrestler Kane is a mayor in Knoxville, TN and a famous libertarian, yet his tweets are absolutely 100% MAGA nutjobbery.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 26 '23

A Republican who's not selfish enough? No such thing. Libertarians are just Republicans with enough vestigial shame to not want to be associated with Republicans in public.

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u/JeddakofThark Jan 26 '23

I found libertarianism when I was in high school and Clinton was president. I got pretty serious about it.

It was absolutely mystifying to me that all the rage they expressed when Clinton did things they didn't like just wasn't there when W did the same things.

I haven't been a libertarian in a long time and I still don't really get them.

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u/Valdrax Jan 26 '23

It's almost like the entire sovereign citizen's movement is one giant bad faith argument.

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u/cmcdonal2001 Jan 26 '23

What I don't get is how they feel they're exempt from a country's rules just because they claim not to be a citizen of that country. You don't get to go to Germany or Japan or any other country on Earth and claim you can do whatever you want because you're not a citizen there; why would that be the case here?

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 26 '23

You're using logic with morons. That's like trying to stop a runaway freight train with farts.

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u/NDaveT Jan 26 '23

This person was in the documentary "Shadowland". I don't think she got into the sovereign citizen nonsense until after she was arrested. She started taking "legal" "advice" from a sovcit nutjob in her town. She strikes me as the kind of person who will always choose bad advice over good advice.

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 26 '23

But the bad advice is so conveniently easy and gives her everything she wants! The good advice is so damn inconvenient and restrictive! Who would want to listen to that?!

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u/i8noodles Jan 26 '23

Ahh u forget but. They only claim sovereign citizen when it is convient for them. The moment something conflicts with there ideals they suddenly become super patriotic

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u/InsertCoinForCredit Jan 26 '23

They don't have any ideals beyond selfishness and greed.

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u/robreddity Jan 26 '23

Yeah don't overthink it... it turns out she's an idiot.

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u/ANGLVD3TH Jan 26 '23

Because they reap all the benefits while suffering none of the downsides, so they still want to guys who they beleive will benefit them more to win.

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u/Tall-Presentation-39 Jan 26 '23

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/Fmartins84 Jan 27 '23

Can't logic with this people. If they say 2+2=2222 that's it, they'll die defending it

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u/antiquemule Jan 26 '23

Good point. Noted.

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u/eyvduijwfvf Jan 26 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23

And this was a bench trial before Judge McFadden, who's just been itching for any opportunity to acquit Capitol rioters.

But apparently he also really dislikes sovereign citizens.

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u/imexcellent Jan 26 '23

Ya, judges really are not fond of the sovereign citizen movement.

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u/musical_throat_punch Jan 26 '23

Respect my authority!

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u/SkullLeader Jan 26 '23

Yeah, the whole “I don’t recognize this court’s authority” defense isn’t usually going to go over too well with <checks notes> the court.

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u/SpicelessKimChi Jan 26 '23

He also gets to sentence her, right?

So we shall see how much he really dislikes sovereign citizens in May.

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u/MsBitchhands Jan 26 '23

Meanwhile, I am a law-abiding citizen who gets to relax on my couch with my vape.

Muh freedoms, or something

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u/jericho-sfu Jan 26 '23

I’m not vaping I’m traveling! I’m not under your jurisdiction!!

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u/RevLoveJoy Jan 26 '23

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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u/spin_me_again Jan 27 '23

Don’t forget about all the late night fast food runs you get to go on! Your freedoms include warm snacks whenever you want them.

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u/CorpFillip Jan 26 '23

She's sovcit but also very upset about election results?

If none of the laws apply to her, she cannot be upset, Congress and Pelosi and elections mean nothing?

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u/systembusy Jan 26 '23

If there’s anything I’ve learned about life, it’s that you’ll find absolutely any combination of beliefs held by somebody.

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u/golfkartinacoma Jan 26 '23

Looks like she let a US embassy into her head rent free !

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u/Indifferentchildren Jan 26 '23

Worse than that: she let the U.S. Navy into her head, since there were fringes on the flag hanging in the courtroom, which makes it an admiralty court.

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u/jeffreyd00 Jan 26 '23

Sentencing to take place in May

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u/Ex-maven Justice alleviates a guilty mind Jan 26 '23

I wonder if she will have an opportunity to write to the judge before sentencing. She could enlighten him on how she doesn't recognize his court's authority over her. Who knows, maybe this time her SovCit arguments might win him over and get her a more favorable outcome this time. /s

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u/jeffreyd00 Jan 26 '23

Great idea! Happily it's worked just as we'd hoped for all of the other SovCits

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Unfortunately, I'm betting she'll get a pretty light sentence. I'll be surprised to see anything over 2 years.

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u/Acewrap Jan 26 '23

I'd be shocked at anything over two months from this clown judge

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23

It's a felony. She's highly likely to get at least a year, even from McFadden.

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u/BigGrayBeast Jan 26 '23

With time served credit

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23

Yes, that's standard procedure.

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u/pbnc Jan 26 '23

Love to see a judge order her deported once her sentence is served. Wants all the privileges and none of the responsibilities. They don’t want to accept this country’s laws apply to them? Set them outside the border and tell them to go live somewhere else

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u/buffyfan12 Light Bringer Jan 26 '23

Can’t wait to hear reports about her losing her guns

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

She'll surrender a few and keep the rest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Is there a sub for these sovreign idiots? I would love to read it a bit just like the flat earthers.

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u/mael_dc Jan 26 '23

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u/JeddakofThark Jan 26 '23

I had to unsubscribe. It's funny at first, but gets really frustrating.

There are literally thousands of hours of videos of their magic incantations not working, not one video of it actually working, and yet they still try.

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u/mael_dc Jan 26 '23

I understand completely - mental illness really. What's that Einstein quote about the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results?

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u/Judgementpumpkin Jan 26 '23

SovCits are a special level of deranged and stupid. I wish we could revoke their citizenship status.

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u/Indifferentchildren Jan 26 '23

We don't have to revoke their citizenship. Just remove the $2,350 fee that is currently in place to renounce a U.S. citizenship, and simplify the process. They will line up to renounce their citizenship. Then we could have ICE take them into custody, or just let them wander around free, so that they can learn that not being a citizen does not remove them from the jurisdiction of our courts, nor exempt them from following our laws.

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u/it_mf_a Jan 26 '23

We could if we chose to. It would require an amendment, I'd support it.

"Anyone who says they are a sovereign citizen, shall be a sovereign citizen, and shall be escorted to a place in the world with no nation. Returning shall be an automatic capital crime."

That place would be, the center of the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

There are a handful of tropical islands in the south pacific, entirely uninhabited, that would make for good places to dump these people.

Or Antarctica. They can stake their claim to a Glacier.

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u/RamutRichrads Jan 27 '23

Adak. It's a small volcanic island in Alaska waaaay out in the Aleutian Island chain. It has infrastructure for a small town in place, from its role during WW II as a defense base, and later as a scientific research station. Very difficult to access by sea. Set up a sensor buoy net around the island and have the Navy patrol the waters around it.

Banish these fools there, then air drop them survival supplies once a week, just enough to last a week. They'll be so busy with matters of basic survival that they won't have time to spend on their plots against America, and no way to act on those plots if they did. They can spend their time watching commercial airlines overhead flying to and from Asia.

This keeps them nominally under American control, so they can't go join ISIS, for example, and become an enemy combatant.

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u/jaguarthrone Jan 26 '23

Tough shit for this crazy old witch. I hope McFadden locks her up for a good, long time. These remaing asshats better start pleading out! DOJ is killing it right now...

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u/bigtimejohnny Jan 26 '23

Is there even a single time anywhere that the sovereign citizen argument has worked? How do so many people invest in something that has a 100% failure rate?

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u/otm_shank Jan 26 '23

Not in court, but there are definitely videos out there of sov cits being pulled over with no tags or license (because they are "traveling", not "driving") and the cops inexplicably let them go on their way instead of impounding the car.

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u/jingois Jan 26 '23

No.

Buuuuuut... it can take a lot of time to actually see consequences. If you keep spouting nonsense, forcing adjournments as each judge tries to give you a do-over to get a real lawyer, keep pretending every judgement against you is actually a win, ignore the consequences and refuse to pay - it could be many years before your speeding ticket turns into baliffs turning up to throw you out of your home and sell it / jail you.

And that whole time you are contributing to "Yeah I sent a motion to compel him to sign his oath of office with a proper wax seal, and told that stupid judge to shut up and he banged his hammer, had a tantrum about contempt and I walked out of there with more bullshit paperwork demanding money from my CORPORATE PERSONHOOD, which means nothing! Still winning!"

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u/Otto-Korrect Jan 26 '23

Because they've already collected all the Trump trading cards?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Har har, hardy har har.

Good luck with...well...whatever remains of your life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

The best part of the SovCit movement is they don’t give a fuck about their countries laws, and their country doesn’t give a fuck about their Sovereign “laws”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/HDC3 Jan 26 '23

Did she tell them that their laws don't apply to her as a sovereign citizen? Surely they would have said, "Oh, sorry." and dropped all the charges had she.

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u/eganvay Jan 26 '23

Does anyone know why it takes so long between conviction and sentencing? Why want till May? Allow the perp to stew in anticipation?

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23

For one, court schedules are just jam packed, so it's hard to even get the time. But they also need to give the DOJ and the defendant enough time to prepare their sentencing memos, so it's always going to be at least a month or two.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Crazy gonna crazy in JAIL!

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u/mattshow Jan 27 '23

But I thought she opted out

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Ok but was it the person the settler or the entity

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u/JadedSpaceNerd Jan 26 '23

Sovereign citizens are fucking regards anyway

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u/newuser60 Jan 26 '23

The sovereign citizens send their regards…

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Deport her...to Gitmo.

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u/ghostalker4742 Jan 26 '23

No, that's still American soil.

Put her on one of those decommissioned oil platforms, let her exercise her 'sovereignty' there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Gitmo is Cuban soil. IIRC the base was negotiated for between governments and the US pays some paltry sum like $5k per year for the use of it. Cuba once protested about it but since they cashed the first check (though none since) they don't get their way. Attempting to evict the US military would be a really bad move, so they don't.

But since it's not US territory, US laws don't apply except for whatever branch of the military is operating it. That was the big deal about all the enemy combatants/terrorists being indefinitely detained there. No haebeas corpus or something like that.

I'm all for sending SovCits there though. Then push them through the gates to Cuba and let them negotiate with that regime.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

How could this be? He's a sovereign citizen!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Nobody is a sovereign citizen, it's not a thing. It's made up bullshit that idiots and conmen attempt to leverage because they think they're smart or special. They are neither.

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u/LeCheffre Jan 26 '23

Likely undercharged, and liable to get lighter sentencing, despite committing felonies in a riot.

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u/NormalService1094 Jan 26 '23

I think it's really inappriate to include that sovereign citizen crap in the title, let alone capitalize it as if it's a valid nationality.

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u/PurkleDerk Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

It accurately characterizes the political/legal ideology they associate themselves with, which is well known for its magical-thinking courtroom antics. I think it's entirely appropriate to include.

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u/willynillywitty Jan 26 '23

NAW. ITS 🤌🏼

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u/Rainhall Jan 26 '23

I think quotation marks around it would lend it the indignity it deserves.

You’re right, it makes the term sound like some officially recognized status.

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u/DocRockhead Jan 26 '23

We could call them separatists

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u/starkeffect Jan 26 '23

I prefer the technical term "dumbasses".

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u/Left_Coast_LeslieC Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

Hey, if she identifies as a sovereign citizen, who are we to object?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/buffyfan12 Light Bringer Jan 26 '23

Let’s not do looks based insults like that. She has so many other things we can make fun of.

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u/TeesCoffee Jan 26 '23

I hope the sentence is impactful to them and also keep them off the streets.

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u/LoveandKindness1983 Ches and Kracken Jan 26 '23

YES!

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u/Minute_Guarantee5949 Jan 26 '23

It’s baffling that over 500 petiole have been charged and 900 arrested. That trump, the instigator of it all is still living life on his now tax free Mar a lago estate playing golf

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Scott Perry should be charged too