r/wallstreetbets • u/SeveralAsparagus213 • 21d ago

This is why the market is crashing Meme

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u/BathtubToast3r 21d ago

The craziest thing is if he actually did this, the markets would see the biggest fucking bull run in history. 90 degree green lines everywhere

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u/Unlucky-Leadership22 20d ago

It would be a vertical line on every fucking fuck

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u/HoneyBadger552 20d ago

I would buy every industry because you don't know where the gainz are gonna be

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u/renownednonce 20d ago

We know they won’t be in your account

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u/HoneyBadger552 20d ago

Schb. Just found and its weathering this storm just fine

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u/rynlpz 20d ago

Yep its called a total market index

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u/HoneyBadger552 19d ago

Vti. I just found schb and it weathered this news just fine and had gainz after

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u/Degenerate_Pizza_Man 20d ago

Why stop at 90?

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u/Apprehensive-Read555 20d ago

That's right, my charts are going 270 🤙

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u/PopStrict4439 20d ago

100 IQ joke

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u/Degenerate_Pizza_Man 20d ago

Gotta love the optimism!

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u/drizzyjake7447 20d ago

That’s right. We’ll literally go backwards in time and moon 🚀

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u/smilingbuddhauk 20d ago

Yes, make it 100! Reverse time!

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u/InterstellarReddit 19d ago

Meeting ends at 2:30 PM and by 2:45 spy is at over 9000

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u/Brilliantlight0 20d ago

Wait....this is fake riooiiii8iight?