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[u/BonerSangwich]

Don’t ban me.

[u/VisualMod]

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[u/SuperPair2473]

Usually everyone's stocks are going up and I'm just there getting destroyed alone. I'm really pleased we're all in this together this time :)

[u/ImmediateProblems → u/SuperPair2473]

Jokes on you. I was already getting destroyed before this happened.

[u/bootybuns → u/ImmediateProblems]

Lolol. Sigh. Sniffle.

[u/Smart-Ad-8116 → u/ImmediateProblems]

Same I was down 30k and hopefull for multiple break outs, now my options are fucked and need to rebuild for the 3rd time in two weeks of no where ness

[u/Smart-Ad-8116 → u/Smart-Ad-8116]

It's seems pltr likes to go to 77 looks like a break out and shits to 71.

[u/Brynn_6 → u/Smart-Ad-8116]

PLTR is breaking out it's gotten ahead of itself set stops!! We'll get a Santa Claus rally the market will comeback up, this week's full of tax selling. Hold on to your options unless you bought short dated ones (never do at YE). Good luck to everyone here this too shall pass. Look at WMT options double upgrades, now is when you want to buy options sale days! 🤑

[u/Upbeat-Guava-6145 → u/Smart-Ad-8116]

Hey, new here. If you're investments are that unstable, wouldn't investing in companies that are more reliable be a better option? I guess its a balancing act between risk and time, yeah?

[u/HackingTrunkSlammer → u/SuperPair2473]

All I lost were some profits looool

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/SuperPair2473]

The only thing that can save us is a OnlyFans IPO :4260:

[u/Editor-Forward → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Copy trade the hawk tuah girl

[u/Additional-Young-471 → u/SuperPair2473]

I have to mark this prick's speeches on my calendar. Whenever he comes out of his hole and opens his mouth my portfolio gets annihilated

[u/Me-Regarded → u/SuperPair2473]

Ha! You should see how stretched my anoos is

[u/TallyHo17 → u/Me-Regarded]

https://preview.redd.it/g7gby80lmq7e1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4681c988e0f18c003b21a4cebc7b78124fecf35c

[u/slimbonk → u/Me-Regarded]

Hangs loose like the mouth of a tired dog

[u/ardent_iguana → u/slimbonk]

Like sleeve of wizard

[u/CaesarAustonkus → u/SuperPair2473]

Me watching my gat and shroom stocks continue to tank while cryptobros and dismetagoogazon balloons to the asteroid belt

[u/apkatt → u/CaesarAustonkus]

Crypto bros getting similarly fucked atm.

[u/NoT_FinAnCIal_AdV1cE → u/SuperPair2473]

Losing money is a team sport

[u/3LegedNinja → u/SuperPair2473]

Misery loves company.

[u/No-Lychee-6174 → u/SuperPair2473]

I like blue chips, I’ve been getting beat up pretty bad in these last few weeks. I stopped buying more, now I hodl cash for cheaper days ahead.

[u/InnerDegenerate → u/SuperPair2473]

I went up 10% yesterday

[u/joe-re → u/SuperPair2473]

The portfolio of reddit regards is not the economy.

Sorry y'all so sore you have trouble walking today.

[u/random5654]

Only down 5%. Y'all better buckle up for the 20% gain day and the 30% plummet days in 2025.

[u/Icarus_Toast → u/random5654]

Yeah, seriously. This post reads like he's never experienced a "China trade war" type day of volatility.

Next four years are gonna be fun

[u/Ednerds → u/Icarus_Toast]

Alien invasion too:)

[u/deekaydubya → u/Ednerds]

lol no, any UAP/alien headlines will purely be meant to take idiots’ minds off of whatever crazy shit DJT does on any given day

[u/Irapotato → u/deekaydubya]

I wish I was dumb enough to take those stories seriously, it seems like a fun world to live in where space creatures are just around the corner while our world burns.

[u/waltwalt → u/deekaydubya]

It's their ace in the hole.

Iran flying motherships off our coast? Well we will make them pay for it! Also he's wearing a diaper! So strong and capable!

[u/Editor-Forward → u/Ednerds]

Put that on hold for a few weeks, ok?

[u/ssjaditya1 → u/random5654]

Fo sho dough.

[u/thekid0119 → u/random5654]

Calls on VIX. Problem solved

[u/Mild_Regard → u/random5654]

keep talking dirty you got me horny af :4276:

[u/ThenOrchid6623]

The market has been up 30% 2 years in a row and I had not seen any memes addressing how many more millionaires were made in this crazy bull run. and a 3% down day after nonstop pumping gets people making posters like this. Jesus.

[u/Yteburk → u/ThenOrchid6623]

yeah 3% down who cares lol

[u/Auri_MoonFae → u/Yteburk]

We're back to...3 weeks ago. It's just down to the top of the spike when Trump won the election, so it's still above pre-election.

[u/DolanTheCaptan → u/ThenOrchid6623]

"If I do better, it is because of my hard work, if I do worse, the government fucked us"

[u/4TheOutdoors → u/ThenOrchid6623]

It’s obnoxious to think we are supposed to keep going up, especially when everyone around you is yelling “we can’t survive like this”

[u/Basquests → u/ThenOrchid6623]

No matter if I win or lose, investing in either S&P500 or tax advantaged (NZ, now Australian) funds is far less stressful.

Plus, almost unbeatable risk adjusted returns, as long as you are risk averse.

WSB/young men love the Ferrari foodstamps grindset.

Doesn't matter if they are smart or dumb, they all love the casino/volatility.

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/ThenOrchid6623]

It was up during a good presidency but now we must brace for a lot more of this

[u/ThenOrchid6623 → u/ThrowRA-dudebro]

And yet I’ve seen people screaming “papa T please get JP out”. I wonder if they know they’ll be saying goodbye to easy gains soon

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/ThenOrchid6623]

At least this will set us up for a possible bull market in 2028!

[u/ThenOrchid6623 → u/ThrowRA-dudebro]

Good point! Maybe the quantum stocks will come back to life for another time if they don’t go bankrupt!😂

[u/BksBrain]

Attention smooth brains: The stock market isn’t the economy

[u/Quellic2u → u/BksBrain]

Yeah, it's a casino.

[u/deekaydubya → u/BksBrain]

Bruh, the majority of voters inexplicably thought that inflation = the economy and ended up voting for the dude who directly caused high inflation… good luck telling them anything and it actually sticking

[u/BksBrain → u/deekaydubya]

Yup. Dumb, poor people voted to stay dumb and poor. Way to go guys!

[u/daytimelobster → u/deekaydubya]

Not a wrinkle in sight 👶🏻

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/deekaydubya]

But don’t tariffs cause prices to drop? He’s a businessman…

[u/garycow → u/ThrowRA-dudebro]

dumpy will fix it!

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/garycow]

He’s savvy businessman! Only 9 bankruptcies under his belt so it’s ok to add a 10th with the US government

[u/MCKlassik → u/ThrowRA-dudebro]

No. What will most likely happen is that companies will pass the burden of the tariffs to the consumers.

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/MCKlassik]

Yeah I was being sarcastic. It’s funny cause tariffs being inflationary isn’t even a point of discussion in economics. It’s something you learn in highschool level Econ 101

[u/justasking826 → u/ThrowRA-dudebro]

" It’s something you learn in highschool level Econ 101"

Sadly for all of us, you are assuming SO MUCH of the gen pop...

[u/GoldenDarknessXx → u/MCKlassik]

They don’t even need to act. Consumers directly pay tariffs when importing goods by themselves. lol.

[u/ThrowRA-dudebro → u/GoldenDarknessXx]

Yeah tariffs create inflationary pressures in a very direct way

[u/Jartipper → u/BksBrain]

We heard for 4 years how the president is responsible, prepare to hear now that any negative economic news is the fault of Powell

[u/SmokeyBear1111]

At least butter me up a little before you fuck me

[u/No-Raisin-4805]

Bro didn't even buy us dinner

[u/Proud-Ad-6004 → u/No-Raisin-4805]

Forget dinner didn’t even hawk tua

[u/United_Bet42069 → u/Proud-Ad-6004]

Thats's not how this relationship works. We are the ones expected to hawk Tua jpow.

[u/No-Raisin-4805 → u/United_Bet42069]

Jpow sounds like a position not long after the hawk tuah

[u/nostraRi → u/No-Raisin-4805]

hawk tuah happens seconds after the date, for you regards that go to Wendy’s. 

[u/hobbsAnShaw]

He didn’t, he just screwed the regards on wall st.

That’s a public service.

[u/ohwhofuckincares → u/hobbsAnShaw]

Exactly

[u/Sammy_1141]

Sorry my state banned 18+ sites. What is it?

[u/kotisbroken → u/Sammy_1141]

How do you know it’s an 18+ site

[u/Fluck_Me_Up → u/kotisbroken]

You can smell it if you lean in

[u/OkAnt7573 → u/Sammy_1141]

Ha!

[u/bhannik-itiswatitis]

How are we going to make money if sht like this doesn’t happen

[u/Tbone-inthehouse]

Puts on hobby drones 👽thank me later 🤙

[u/SpawningSausages]

I'm too busy laughing at all you regards to care that I'm also losing money.

[u/TankusAruelisJacksob]

Man gives world opportunity to buy more of their favorite stocks cheaper. It’ll all go back to ATH soon. Man did fuck options traders tho

[u/Entire-Love]

https://preview.redd.it/oycpbgkdsp7e1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbeff2e3abe9704357e744b7fe452f1d3832d68a

I think that guy's stars in this video, too.

[u/freezingcoldfeet]

Haha to WSB-ers a down day in the stock market is apparently the entire economy tanking.

I blame the slowdown in rate cuts 100% on Trump. As long as he keeps talking about massive tariffs the threat of inflation is going to push the fed to keep rates high.

[u/Low-Way557 → u/freezingcoldfeet]

The guy who made this meme probably lost $200 out of his $3000 portfolio

[u/DarknessMage → u/Low-Way557]

Dam, stop looking at my portfolio lol.

[u/Stonks_37 → u/Low-Way557]

I lost 2k of my 40k portfolio but it also hurts me xd

[u/[deleted] → u/freezingcoldfeet]

How about actual tariffs then? We just don't talk about it.

[u/Mild_Regard → u/freezingcoldfeet]

Hey regard, the decision is based on actual recorded data aka the recent past.

[u/Bronze_Rager]

STock market =/ economy... bro... cmon....

[u/Head-Kiwi-9601 → u/Bronze_Rager]

When you type = you can turn it into ≠ by holding your finger on the = key for a moment.

[u/Bronze_Rager → u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

Tried it, didn't work

[u/EasyLife369 → u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

≠ ≠ it works

[u/hodlyourground → u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

≠

Fuck you’re smart

[u/clutchkillah1337 → u/hodlyourground]

≠ wow :8883:

[u/LagunaMud → u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

≈≠≡ thanks

[u/Bonne-Influence-20 → u/Head-Kiwi-9601]

≠ learning something new everyday

[u/UpstairsMail3321]

lol he announced that they were going to reduce the number of interest rates drops in 2025. Tariffs = more expensive items = inflation. Lower interest rates increase inflation. The federal reserve has worked for 2 years to reduce inflation, only to have mega/maga inflationary tariffs incoming.

[u/Dystocynic]

<Kai Rysdall Voice> The stock market is not the economy.

[u/BeRich9999 → u/Dystocynic]

There are like maybe two of us that listen to NPR here, but cheers You better be a sustaining member

[u/repostit_]

Just the calls for a day. They guy who will fcuk entire economy starts on Jan 20.

[u/NoT_FinAnCIal_AdV1cE → u/repostit_]

Damn thats why the market is so wild, the economy is in a love triangle

[u/faxanaduu → u/repostit_]

We all lost Nov 5.

[u/alice2wonderland → u/repostit_]

💯

[u/Own-Rate-8144]

I've seen a lot of conments about Warren Buffet lately. Overated, Coward... and what not. Hoarding Money, selling stocks.

He saw it coming. He will buy this dip and double his value

[u/ConfidenceMinimum453 → u/Own-Rate-8144]

s&p was at the same price last month

[u/Material_Key5935 → u/Own-Rate-8144]

Bruh he was holding cash when market was 10% lower. There’s 0% chance he’s buying this dip. He’s waiting for the crash.

[u/Own-Rate-8144 → u/Material_Key5935]

In my defense, when Inwrote this I thought it was the crash and expected it to go down a lot more.

[u/Adept-Ordinary7825]

he is the only man in the world with ability to fuck you from another continent

[u/tinychloecat]

The economy is not the stock market. The stock market is not the economy.

He railed the stock market. Economy is doing just fine.

But that was a good laugh.

[u/X-Calm]

It's down to what the market was two weeks ago. People are definitely overreacting.

[u/zmpart]

I don't dance now I make money move

[u/[deleted]]

Link the OF

[u/SimTheWorld]

Perfect example cause all the REAL degenerates begging for the hardcore stuff lol

[u/LearnNewThingsDaily]

Wrong tie 👔 color, when he wears the purple tie, it's bullish and when he wears the blue tie 👔 it's bearish

[u/ssjaditya1]

This is the most accurate news article of the fucking year.

[u/DickedByLeviathan]

Still up significantly compared to 6 months ago. You fucking degenerates need to cope harder

[u/[deleted]]

I like this one

https://preview.redd.it/jk2smh9ksp7e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30285a4164e55ff0636482d6c86d6192e8b5add1

[u/Ok_Factor5371]

I’m actually OK with this. Inflation needs to be choked to death.

[u/CassiusGrey]

Just like this

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[u/RoninMagister]

What else can this man do when you have the certain threat of tariffs on the horizon?

[u/TiredGorilla]

Didn’t this happen last time?

[u/cryptoislife_k]

nice

[u/flickodawrist]

Not in Florida

[u/phly]

Send da video

[u/fromyuggoth88]

He took Dice Clay's "We do the fucking!!" to heart

[u/UnfortunateAnalysis]

I’m gonna have to get a vpn to watch this in my state

[u/crocks0078]

Waiting for the Santa rally but have not seen Santa for a while

[u/Hammerdown95]

This is the part where they tell is inflation is good

[u/Low_Combination2829]

But but Santa rally!!

[u/Dayrailler]

2025 florida will have to get their news somewhere else than pornhub

[u/dankumemer]

Baat toh sahi hai

[u/Mr_Worst_Timing]

This is fckn great! Literally laughed out loud.

[u/mindclarity]

The Gang Gets Fucked by Jerome

[u/Wes_709]

Oh yeah, keep talking Jerome

[u/funguy6019]

Every fed meeting we need to go church and pray lol. Please don’t tank the market again 😂😂

[u/diefy7321]

Wait, what category is this in? :12787::29637:

[u/hodlyourground]

Didn’t you listen to his speech today? The economy is fine; “showing strength”, in fact.

Your calls on the other hand..

[u/More_Dimension4841]

It was the last 10 times this joke was made

[u/Maximum-Flat]

Not the economy. Just your portfolio and life saving.

[u/SaharaDweller]

0.25% interest fucks an econony , blanket 25% tarrifs from a grifter conman lol yes my lord!

[u/aj3ankya]

What unc did

[u/LowCryptographer9047]

Typical WSB post.

[u/Timemaster88888]

Powell hates us!

[u/taymacman]

When did the stock market become the economy?

[u/josephbenjamin]

Timeless classic. No foreplay, no warning.

[u/sex_is_expensive]

Im happy because the meme stock are duying but sad cuz my portfolio red :D.

[u/EyeFicksIt]

EILF is my kink, bring it on

[u/EyeFicksIt]

EILF is my kink, bring it on

[u/Sad-Character5952]

😂😂😂

[u/[deleted]]

Blame tariff man

[u/penguincheerleader]

How did 87% of people give this a thumbs up? Sick fucks.

[u/Big-Today6819]

All time high, and a solid economic, he should put on lower expectations for interest charges

[u/GoldenEelReveal76]

His speech today wasn’t even that negative. If anything, he seemed positive. It was a rug pull, nothing has changed.

[u/PeachScary413]

Yeah it's definitely JPow who is destroying the economy... :31225:

[u/avatarfire]

Why is it always this asshat that ruins the party. Trump should fire him.

/s of course (Trump doesn't have the power to fire Fed ppl)

[u/padfoot0321]

I say financial terrorism

[u/AdApart2035]

Stock market is not economy

[u/Wukong_no_stick]

“Squeal for me ymonoce, squeal!”

[u/Highborn_Hellest]

I'm kind of out of the loop what did he do now?

[u/Banksfuckedme]

Last kick of old grandpa to Trump’s steel balls…

[u/IdahoMtDream]

If you watch “American Greed” you’ll notice that Ponzi scheme guys live with chronic anxiety and are often relieved when they are handcuffed.

I wonder if this guy felt this yesterday.

[u/Shakesbear420]

Fucked me real good today.

[u/dsaysso]

eli5 - he did what everyone expected. why the crazy sell off.

[u/Fabulous-Ad6846]

The market has one bad day after a 1.5-month unstoppable rally, and everyone's acting like it's the Great Recession all over again.

[u/SaneLad]

The economy is fine. It's your portfolio of meme stocks and call options that isn't.

[u/DarkHumourFoundHere]

*world

[u/Itchy-Throat-4779]

He don't give a shit.....I hope he gets removed.....billions got siphoned out of the market. Probably 1 trillion.

[u/twill41385]

If Trump can get capital gains cut to 15% or lower that’s really going to introduce some volatility.

[u/standard-protocol-79]

Bro what the fuck

[u/Fun_Performer_5170]

You should be happy to have him and not Elonia

[u/Apprehensive-Cat2527]

I've been so angry at myself for taking in profits too early but the fuckfeast made me much happier. Now I'm just going to stay away from the apps for three months. Ostridge-mode carried me through early pandemic.

[u/PvsNP_ZA]

JPow really just gave everyone coal in their stocking this Christmas.

[u/Ok_Ambition9134]

Riiiiight. It had nothing to do with Trump trashing the spending bill and causing a government shutdown one month before we hit the debt ceiling.

Chairman Powell arguably is the most effective head of the Fed. Ever.

[u/gosumage]

Literally the one man in the government interested in actually helping the economy.

[u/Ready2gambleboomer]

"Grandpa tell me again bout the time before ghey bears ruled the Earth and StOnks only went up. Printer go brrrrrr. I like that part."

[u/redbloodywedding]

Jerome Powell gangbangs the entirety of America.

Take that Lily Phillips. Girls take the L again.

[u/Gamefreake89]

Buy the dip

[u/GreenMellowphant]

Other than not making any sense, it’s fine.

[u/Arzantyt]

Can someone explain ?

[u/Dull_Scale1245]

What about 2% don’t people understand and why do they set erroneous expectations? We’re not at 2%! Why does Powell’s action surprise and disappointment so many?