r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • Dec 04 '24

My Uber driver just checked his portfolio, should I leave? Meme

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u/Rude-Friend-9135 Dec 05 '24

That’s bro’s face when he sees the driver shut down his phone, lock all the doors and begins speeding towards the nearest bridge, all while remaining silent.

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u/terra_filius Dec 05 '24

when your mate behind the wheel says "I really loved her, bro"

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u/Ok-Increase-4509 Dec 05 '24

"I can't believe it was another rug..."

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u/Dmiller360 Dec 05 '24

And this dude peed on it.

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u/pufferfish1985 Dec 05 '24

Donny, please.

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u/Rude-Friend-9135 Dec 05 '24

Hahah THIS af

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u/muschims Dec 05 '24

Clearly not what she meant when she asked him to go "all in"

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u/thebrickgrinder Dec 05 '24

Plays Kerosene on the speakers

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u/Rich841 Dec 05 '24

Unironically though is there anything you can do in that situation other than buckle in

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u/Smaug_the_Tremendous Dec 05 '24

Grab the hand brake

If it's a manual, pull the gear lever to the center as hard as you can

If the start/stop button or the keys are within reach, go for that

Push the steering wheel to try and crash at a shallow angle

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u/Nesman64 Dec 05 '24

Defensive passengering.