r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • Dec 04 '24

My Uber driver just checked his portfolio, should I leave? Meme

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

Nah, this guy still goes down.

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u/DO_NOT_GILD_ME Dec 04 '24

Now that's an Uber ride I'd tip extra for

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! Dec 04 '24

I’ll bet a Dave’s triple this guy goes for a stock tip

And I understand completely

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u/Deep-Question5459 Dec 05 '24

Just the tip though, best part

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u/pit1989_noob Dec 05 '24

dont give them money they are going to fuel their gambling addiction

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u/Farndoolish Dec 05 '24

More then the tip = More then a tip

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u/Clienterror Dec 05 '24

Extra $5 watch the teeth?

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u/k0xfilter Dec 05 '24

You mean to say, you‘ll even give out dividents. ;)

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u/herberz Dec 05 '24

tip the dip

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u/SomeWonOnReddit Dec 06 '24

If he is in Australia, down is up.

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 05 '24

For a happy ending?

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! Dec 05 '24

Sir the is WSB

There are no happy endings :4271::4267:

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u/Dan_inKuwait no flair is kinda ghey Dec 05 '24

You've never been behind the Wendy's dumpster and it shows.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 There are no happy endings! Dec 05 '24

Never under estimate the regards of a man in the depths of an options binge

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u/Dan_inKuwait no flair is kinda ghey Dec 05 '24

Just one more contract...