r/wallstreetbets • u/Quixotus 7" is a microdick... • Dec 04 '24

My Uber driver just checked his portfolio, should I leave? Meme

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u/Top-Perception3709 Dec 04 '24

Your driver belongs on WSB

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u/serendipitousevent Dec 04 '24

Nah, this guy has a job.

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u/Top-Perception3709 Dec 04 '24

Good point, well made

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u/inevitable-asshole Dec 04 '24

Wendy’s is a job too, right? Right??

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u/Top-Perception3709 Dec 04 '24

It is the ONLY job lol

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u/Trollsense Dec 05 '24

Being a street sweeper and living in a janitor’s closet under the stairs is a respectable position.

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u/VNM0601 Dec 05 '24

And a full head of hair.

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u/analnapalm Dec 04 '24

He certainly is.