r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/Myers112 Dec 04 '24

But he knows dumbasses on WSB won't know that and will instead all in on CITI Bank

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u/Blue_58_ Dec 04 '24

That's probably better for them in the long run

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u/notLOL Dec 05 '24

Yeah we stopped the regional bank failures 2 years ago. Never pops back up

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u/Fog_Juice Dec 05 '24

Weekly call options are never better for the long run

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u/phoggey Dec 05 '24

Bingo. We don't need logic. We have something better.

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u/BUTTER_MY_NONOHOLE Dec 05 '24

He's probably one of those dumbasses, I know I am