r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/WIlf_Brim Dec 04 '24

More like:

"This was an act of terrorism. Terrorism and acts of war are specifically excluded in your policy coverage guide."

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u/Beginning_Rice6830 Dec 04 '24

Life insurance also denied.

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u/threedubya Dec 04 '24

Let's be honest he had them for his own insurance gunshots aren't covered.

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u/GaryG7 Dec 06 '24

Only under lead poisoning.

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u/pine1501 Dec 04 '24

ah yes, use their own playbook back at them.

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u/yazalama Dec 05 '24

Larry Silverstein would be sad