r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/GordoPepe Likes big Butts. Does not Lie. Dec 04 '24

Good thing nothing on the Internet stays forever, would be a shame if it was cached somewhere

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u/UnNumbFool Dec 04 '24

It would be an even bigger shame if people took this as some sort of whistle call and started targeting other high profile ceos

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u/Remarkable-Hall-9478 Dec 04 '24

Such a terrible, world-brightening shame 

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u/Tysic Dec 04 '24

Has the day finally come to eat the rich?

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Dec 04 '24

It was the right thing to do, the stock price went up.

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u/Nilosyrtis Dec 04 '24

The other rich ate as well. Like sharks, when one drops dead, they whip into a frenzy.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Dec 04 '24

Eat the Rich has evolved into Shoot the Rich, better results, quicker.

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u/Efficient_Mud_5446 Dec 04 '24

nothing wrong with being rich if you're a net positive to humanity and alleviate the human race. Everything wrong with being rich if its done, through the suffering of humanity.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove Dec 04 '24

Sometimes I wonder if the world wouldn't be a better place if someone just started writing unethical leader/CEO names into a death note until they started acting better.

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u/bdsee Dec 04 '24

Honestly with Trump having those assassination attempts I wondered why people like Elon wouldn't consider that they might become a target for getting so heavily involved and he might have a bunch of bodyguards around him but it isn't the same as Secret Service agents and as we saw, even they fuck it up.

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u/cinnamintdown Dec 04 '24

yes, but what about the board member?

Won't someone think of the board memebers?

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u/sterlingthepenguin Dec 04 '24

You mean like some kind of Internet Archive?

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their Dec 04 '24

Yes that is a wayback concept

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u/libmrduckz Dec 04 '24

it’ll never happen…

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u/_The_Protagonist Dec 04 '24

Yeah, not like a person planning this kind of shit out doesn't have headshots of his targets plastered all over his house or something.

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u/mythrilcrafter Dec 05 '24

Or just go over the LinkedIn and look up UNH. LinkedIn is basically onlyfans for corporate execs to show off their careers (be they fake or not).