r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/BionPure Dec 04 '24

Dogshit $10,000 reward too. Wouldn’t even cover a semester of tuition + housing at most college campuses

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u/kellyk311 Dec 04 '24

Or any medical treatment that ceo would deny coverage for...

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u/fortestingprpsses Dec 04 '24

It would probably cover your yearly out of pocket though!

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u/Girthish Dec 04 '24

I have UHC. My out of pocket is $18,000. Lol

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u/eddub_17 Dec 05 '24

That’s fucked I’m sorry

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u/Dr_DavyJones Dec 05 '24

Jesus, what's even the point of insurance at that point?

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u/Girthish Dec 11 '24

It has copay for doctors visits and prescription coverage. But for any major medical I have like a $9,000 deductible and out of packet max of $18,000.

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u/brutinator Dec 04 '24

Hell, it wouldnt even cover the COBRA costs for your health insurance for a year.

My COBRA (with my current UHC plan) would run me 900+ a month, just to be insured.

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u/fortestingprpsses Dec 04 '24

Cobra doesn't run for a year? Only lasts a couple months?

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u/brutinator Dec 04 '24

18-36 months it looks like, depending on the scenario.

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u/dimeslime1991 Dec 04 '24

Wouldn't even cover what that CEO made in a day

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u/cjmar41 Dec 04 '24

Correct. His 2023 pay package was nearly $11M, or $30k per day.

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u/kex Dec 04 '24

I like breaking it down by day to make the magnitude more apparent

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u/KonigSteve Dec 04 '24

In one hour probably.

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u/Salt_Hall9528 Dec 05 '24

He’d make 10k in 2 hours 40 minutes and a fraction of a second if he’s goin 8hrs day

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u/fvck_u_spez Dec 04 '24

Wouldn't even cover the copay for a major operation for somebody with United Health insurance

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u/Ferris61186 Dec 04 '24

For real. who the fucks gonna snitch on an assassin for a lousy $10k

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u/treake Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

If the CEO was making $10 million a year, that's approximately one third of a day's worth of pay.

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 Dec 04 '24

Wouldn't that be more like 27k

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u/shawnisboring Dec 04 '24

With a $10k reward, It's almost as if law enforcement is actively discouraging people from reporting this guy.

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u/mrpuma2u Dec 04 '24

Patient responsibility after a life-flight helicopter ambulance would be WAY more than 10K. Cheap asses.

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u/GordoPepe Likes big Butts. Does not Lie. Dec 04 '24

Reward is proportional to what was actually lost

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u/Fusionism Dec 04 '24

Or a week of the CEOs pay

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '24

Not even 1 day of the deceased’s salary

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u/salesmunn Dec 04 '24

Only $10k? I have a $15k bill United continues to protest, please.

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u/throwawayeastbay Dec 04 '24

If this guy has any co conspirators then no way in hell is 10,000 dollars enough to sell them out

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u/DylanSpaceBean Dec 04 '24

That’s not even two months rent in NYC

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u/okglue Dec 04 '24

What a joke lmao

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u/Irrelevantitis Dec 04 '24

I’ll track the killer down for a free lymphoma treatment gift certificate.

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u/HorsedickGoldstein Dec 04 '24

Lmao actually insulting. The amount of money this dude makes and 10,000$ reward. Wouldn’t even be worth my time

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u/_christo_redditor_ Dec 04 '24

Probably wouldn't even cover his bill at the Hilton lmfao

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u/mythrilcrafter Dec 05 '24

I wouldn't snitch on the shooter even for $1 million...

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u/Crazy-Inspection-778 Dec 05 '24

Offer his $10M salary if you want someone to snitch

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u/Salt_Hall9528 Dec 05 '24

That was hilarious to me. Multi billion dollar corporations CEO is assassinated and they only offer 10k.

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u/husband1971 Dec 05 '24

Like I’m going to go after John Wick for 10k!? Nah, I’m good. Let the man be.

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u/AttitudeImportant585 Dec 04 '24

2 weeks rent at my apartment lol

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u/KingOfTheWolves4 Dec 04 '24

What fucking penthouse are you renting?

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u/ashishvp Dec 04 '24

What the fuck kinda 20k penthouse are you living in godamn