r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/gizmostuff Dec 04 '24

Boeing's playbook is more snitches get stitches...

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u/mpoozd Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

Boeing has 2 CEOs particularly for that
Chief Executive Officer
and
Chief Execution Officer

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u/bmeisler Dec 04 '24

“I’m in M&E - murders and executions.”

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u/BlackmailedWhiteMale Dec 04 '24

Oh I love Mergers & Acquisitions

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u/PsychologicalTowel79 Dec 04 '24

Murders and assassinations.

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u/asetniop Dec 04 '24

[takes a sip of decapitated coffee]

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u/Sorcererstone458 Dec 04 '24

It's an outside subcontractor who does all the plumbing.

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u/Careful_Pair992 All good things happen between 10pm and 2am Dec 05 '24

Boeing take this shit way to seriously

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u/HemphBleh Dec 05 '24

“Im part of the HR department- Human Redaction”

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u/mctacoflurry Dec 04 '24

And UHC has a new CEO

Chief Executed Officer

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u/bikehikepunk Dec 04 '24

Chef’s kiss. Happy cake day.

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u/SpeedyHandyman05 Dec 04 '24

Happy Cake Day

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u/IllCartoonist108 Dec 05 '24

I only kind of feel guilty for laughing at this

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 04 '24

No no

It’s

Don’t fuck with Boeing

Or soon you’ll be going

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u/Evening_House7268 Dec 05 '24 edited Dec 05 '24

You can toot a flute you can play the fiddle, but whatever you do just don't blow the whistle...

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u/joeg26reddit Dec 05 '24

I like to put my hands over their ears

so they don't hear me cumming

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u/Reasonable_Gift7525 Dec 04 '24

If you fuck with the planes

We’ll bash out your brains

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u/xtanol Dec 05 '24

"Question our wings.

And see what that brings"

"Criticize our flight

And vanish in the night"

"Expose the crack

And we'll watch your back"

"If you blow the whistle

You'll meet the missile"

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u/Limp_Seesaw4373 Dec 05 '24

Out the broken door??

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u/Reptar519 Dec 05 '24

Tell that to Mr Hands

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u/Dr_Jabroski Dec 04 '24

Have you seen the cost of stitches? That's why they just kill them.

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u/gizmostuff Dec 04 '24

No choice if you aren't getting cremated. They stitch your mouth shut.

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u/Mrsparkles7100 Dec 04 '24

Unless former LA Mayor Garcetti gets a job there.

Garcetti quote from 2019 “ Snitches get rewards”

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u/TurnipSwap Dec 04 '24

and no one gets bolts!

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u/Rymundo88 Dec 04 '24

Loose-lipped? Get clipped

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u/ASaneDude Dec 04 '24

*talk & get chalked

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u/Professional-Bit-201 Dec 04 '24

Do you mean i need to put on Pharmacies?

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u/ekso69 Dec 04 '24

*Ditches

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u/Understandably_vague Dec 04 '24

More like snitches get caskets but what do I know?

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u/ccompt15 Dec 04 '24

That’s a common misconception. Stitches are for live people

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u/gizmostuff Dec 04 '24 edited Dec 04 '24

Not true. As I was telling someone else, they stitch your mouth closed if you are not getting cremated. And obviously any holes in your body.

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u/Euphoric-Parfait-388 Dec 04 '24

Boeing’s is everybody gets the hands, try me. 

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u/Illustrious-Skin-322 Dec 04 '24

Snitches end up in ditches.

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u/lanzendorfer Dec 04 '24

Not if UNH has anything to say about it.

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u/Scarlet-pimpernel Dec 04 '24

This could be the same dynamic here from all we can see

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u/ChampagneWastedPanda Damn bitches be cray Dec 04 '24

Stitches are very different than assassinated

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u/fluffyinternetcloud Dec 05 '24

Snitches get ditches is Boeings playbook

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u/Iranon79 Dec 05 '24

ditches.

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u/paladdin1 Dec 05 '24

Margaritas and Ecstasy

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u/maringue Dec 05 '24

Stitched into a body bag....