r/wallstreetbets • u/OperationSuch5054 • Dec 04 '24

"CEO gets gunned down in the street outside an investor conference. Wow, I bet that's going to really destroy the stock price" Meme

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u/thelimeisgreen Dec 04 '24

Nah, they’ll just promote someone else and pay them the same. Probably have to pay them more, now that the job has verified risk.

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u/bigbutso Dec 04 '24

Imagine the premiums! ... Oh wait

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u/HoneyBadger552 Dec 04 '24

Premium hazard pay

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u/No_Lychee_7534 Dec 04 '24

Premiums are only for lower end blue collars. Execs get bonuses and stock options. In this case, if his health bar is still > 0 at anniversary then he get the bonus. Survival bonus FTW.

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u/drew8311 Dec 04 '24

The risk of being shot is a preexisting condition

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u/Frequent_Opportunist Dec 04 '24

Yeah but they won't have to pay out the old CEOs 20 million golden parachute.

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u/mako1964 Dec 04 '24

I'm not sure if I want this gig .. Wearing a dead man's shoes . Here's your new Co. jacket ."why's there a bullseye on the back ?"