r/wallstreetbets • u/jiayounokim • Oct 11 '24

Cybercab demo Meme

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u/shamwowj Oct 11 '24

A 2 seater cab. How very practical.

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u/Raleighgm Oct 11 '24

Elon doesn’t have friends and probably hasn’t taken a cab in a decade.

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u/tokyo_engineer_dad Oct 11 '24

he only needs two seats: one for him, and one for whatever subordinate smart woman he's currently impregnating as his gift to mankind.

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u/Sandor_Clegane1 Oct 11 '24

I was about to make a joke about how "smart" they are but actually enduring 1 min of this whale pumping in you for 18 years of easy cash is actually smart.

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u/chuckrabbit Oct 11 '24

All of his kids are IVF so you don’t even have to put up with that nightmare. The real nightmare comes when he takes your kids and hands them off to different babysitters and then uses his wealth to fight you in court over custody (Grimes).

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u/SirKermit Oct 11 '24

Wait what really? What's the point of being an uber-billionaire and having tons of kids with loads of different women if you're not getting your noodle wet?

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u/chuckrabbit Oct 11 '24

His noodle probably doesn’t work, but of course I don’t know the specifics.

I also saw someone comment once that it’s all about eugenics for him. I think all or almost all of his kids were born male. I believe you can also select which embryo you want to implant based on genetic testing and the traits that present themselves? I’m not an expert on this and it’s all speculation.