r/wallstreetbets Aug 06 '24

BACK IN THE GREEN, WE ARE SO BACK. Meme

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u/Guinness Aug 06 '24

Surely you guys didn’t legitimately think that a worldwide financial crisis was going to be triggered by unemployment ticking up 2/10ths of one percent, did you? If so, well I guess that’s why you’re here. Isn’t it?

Did you all forget 2008? 2008 was not kicked off because of a tiny increase in unemployment.

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u/Educational-Stock-41 Aug 06 '24

Good day? It’s a bubble, 2008 incoming.

Bad day? 2008 definitely incoming.

Forgot to check the market because of extended gooning session? 2008 incoming.

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u/wasifaiboply Aug 06 '24

Yeah let's change the narrative.

"2025 incoming."

I don't know about you but from where I sit, it looks like it's shaping up to be pretty historic.

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u/bonelessonly Aug 06 '24

Undercook fish? Believe it or not, 2008 incoming, right away.

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u/lafadeaway Aug 06 '24

It really was the five-hit combo of: still not cutting rates, weak job report, Intel's layoffs, Buffett selling his Apple shares last quarter, and Nikkei attempting seppuku.

We haven't gotten to the point of huge sell orders across multiple dotcom companies, Lehman Brothers dissolving, a global pandemic shutting down office work, etc. Recessions tend to have a very obvious trigger that acts as the needle that pops the bubble.

I thought Nikkei maybe could be it, but I guess not.

We're not out of the woods yet, but I'm not surprised that we're bouncing back in the absence of more catastrophic financial news.

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u/5HITCOMBO 🦍🦍🦍 Aug 06 '24

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

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u/Fifteen_inches Aug 06 '24

Instead of being an middle school we should have been studying the market dynamics.

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u/GetCashQuitJob Aug 06 '24

You are allowed to read books, though I don't recommend it. Surely all knowledge can be gleaned from WSB shitposts.

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u/Fifteen_inches Aug 06 '24

Bold of you to assume I can read

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u/Heliosvector Aug 06 '24

Some superintendents of certain states would disagree with you

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u/GetCashQuitJob Aug 06 '24

People in those states should move before they become multi-generational Ameripoors.

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u/wasifaiboply Aug 06 '24

What kicked off 2008?

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u/firewoodrack Aug 06 '24

2007

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u/wasifaiboply Aug 06 '24

You BITCH take my upvote.

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u/Heliosvector Aug 06 '24

Mass defaults on mortgages that then forced banks that had leveraged themselves on perceived mortgages assets that had no actual value since no one was paying the mortgage which then bankrupted the banks when their margin was called

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u/LaTeChX Aug 07 '24

Banks were handing out $1M mortgages to part time dog walkers, tied all those loans together with a bow, and then Moody rated the loan packages AAA.

It was great! Everyone was making shit tons of money. But then some fucking nerd asked if that was sustainable and ruined the snow parties for everyone.

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u/fartinmyhat Aug 08 '24

This is true. I got into a house that way, worked and saved every nickle I made, used the money I saved to buy myself out of the second mortgage, used the "equity" as leverage to roll all of it into a solid 30 year fixed, P&I and everyone I knew told me what a stupid ass I was for paying principle and a 6% interest rate.

Fast forward less than a year, all those assholes are moving out "their house" because their upside down on the place they've been paying interest only on for the last three years.

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u/ChocolateBunny Aug 06 '24

2/10ths of a percent in one month is a big fucking number and a sudden change from previous months. We also had a few really bad earnings calls and the Nikkei.

Also, it's been a while but I seem to recall 2008 having a massive one day loss followed by a massive one day gain before things really started to tumble.

There are plenty of cases where things like this happen without any longterm consequences but to me this seems like there are recession indicators in other countries and a lot of that is starting to trickle up to the US markets.

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u/HorsePockets Aug 06 '24

Go look at graphs of unemployment and what happens once it starts trending upward. Every time. That is the idea behind the Sahm Rule. This would buck a trend that preceded every recession.

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u/HILARYFOR3V3R Aug 06 '24

No just WW3 via a proxy war ( Iran / Israel ) about to pop off any minute now, riots and uprisings around the world, political unrest, rigged elections, and ATHs in the stock market. Surely there’s no downside in the immediate future bc everything is golden 😂

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u/DeliriousHippie Aug 06 '24

You just described how world has mostly been from 1947 onward.

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u/HumanFuture7 OwO wats dis? Aug 06 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

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u/francohab Aug 06 '24

So BAU since the last 5-10 years

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u/SchagDeLag Aug 06 '24

Keep waffling Gay Bear...But maybe give us some legitimate Reasons. Because everything you said is as old as my Nana.

And btw we have already multiple raging War's going. A War between Israel and Iran wont knock the Market Out. Keep Dreaming about WW's and the Worlds End 🌈 🐻